Chapter 190: What are you doing with my washboard?
As mentioned earlier, Yun Silan picked up the pan and left quietly, while the friends were all scared stupid.
Hu Xiaomei doesn't count, after all, Mi Fu has existed for a long time, and his experience and experience are relatively rich, and he has seen a lot of winds and waves.
After Yun Silan left, he also reacted, and said to his friends anxiously: "I'm going out to inform the master, and you must find a way to take that frying pan back, and it's best to hide it after you take it back." ”
After finishing speaking, Mi Fu was about to go out, but he stopped again, put away the kitchen knife and rolling dough, and once again said to his friends seriously: "After taking the pan back, I really can't think of a safe place to hide, so just throw it away."
Safety first! But you can't make a sad thing, what is a frying pan?"
Rushed out of the kitchen and came to the gate, where there was a trash can, and Mifu threw the kitchen knife and rolling rod, as well as some things that could hit people, into the trash can.
Clapping his hands and tidying up his clothes, Mi Fu stood at the gate, calming down the excitement just now.
Where is there a washboard next to the gate, Mi Fu saw it, his eyes were staring, and in an instant, a flash of inspiration flashed in his brain, and he immediately had an idea.
Hurriedly passed, Mi Fu took the washboard in his hand, and became happy and said: "Washboard, washboard, you must hold it!"
At the critical moment, I hope you are useful, the fate of the master depends on you, if you can't stand it, it is waste, just throw away your click, and throw it into the stinky ditch. ”
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Outside the gate, Situ Junshu, who was trying to keep his composure, suddenly trembled in his heart, feeling as if he was about to finish.
At this time, it doesn't matter if you lose your face or not, what can you do to save face?
Nothing matters, the most important thing is to suffer a little less, it is better to wait for a while the thunder is heavy and the rain is small, and it is better to thunder and not rain.
I don't know when my wife will wake up and call herself in?
I can't hold it anymore, and I can't care so much about it, Situ Junshu is going to find a little topic to talk about, right? Maybe there will be an unexpected good effect when he talks about it.
"Cousin, do you know? I'm very nervous right now!"
"I know, I can't see it. ”
You're a little kid, how can you do this? Can you still talk? Can't chat, can you not answer? Why bother to say that?
Situ Junshu said that Wu Zhanpeng also cooperated with the answer, thinking that it was a good start, but where did he know that it was also a mallet.
But his answer made Situ Junshu quite melancholy, if he couldn't say it, he really didn't want to say it, if he could replace it, he would knock Wu Zhanpeng unconscious.
There's no way, it's just this hairy man in front of you, just bear with it! Just think it's exercising, don't talk to him, do you want to face the air?
Situ Junshu then said to Wu Zhanpeng: "Do you know? It's all true, and I'm also a person with a driver's license.
There was a time when I was so bored that I walked around the world and found out that they had invented the automobile.
This kind of car is amazing, I want to own a car, and if I have a car, I have to drive!
I'm also a well-behaved person, and I have to have a driver's license to drive, otherwise it's against the law.
After buying a car, I went to take the driver's license test, which was really stressful, especially subjects 2 and 3, and those who have experienced it know that they are in tears.
I'm not afraid of being embarrassed, and to tell you the truth, I was nervous at that time, and my nervous mood was the same as my current mood.
Since you are going to mix in the world in the future, you will have to save a little more money in the future, and the feeling of driving is really refreshing.
As a man, you must have a car, otherwise if you have children in the future, you can't ride a motorcycle with your family, right?
If you are particular, for the sake of nature, environmentally friendly, and it is okay to ride a bicycle, but there are two problems.
The first question is: Can you ride a bike if you are still young? Even if you learn it, can you rest assured? There are too many cars on the road.
The second question is: It's okay in the city, there are so many shared bicycles, what if you go to the countryside one day?
There are two fewer problems, and another problem comes to mind, this question is more realistic, a good bicycle is more expensive than a car!
So, if you have time, you can also get a driver's license, and if you have a girlfriend, you can drive her for a ride.
Also, falling in love is very cruel, some girls, as long as they are rich in material and spiritual pursuit, are ranked behind, and they just want to sit in the BMW and cry ......!
Don't underestimate such a car, if you don't have a car, it's difficult to get a girl, many people can afford to buy a car, but can't afford to keep a car.
This question is not a problem at all for the two of us, just with our ability, it is more than enough. ”
It's really boring, what kind of is you talking about? Wu Zhanpeng had a smile on his face, and he seemed to be listening very seriously, and then he kept nodding his head in agreement.
In fact, I complained in my heart: What kind of thing? I can't afford breakfast, and what kind of broken car do I buy?
However, thinking about what this product said, it makes a lot of sense, when it comes to this car, the car does still have to be there.
"What's going on? What I'm saying makes a lot of sense, isn't it? People are really philosophical, they have lived hundreds of years longer than you, how can you say that they have gained a little?
Follow me in the future, don't be confused, everything I have, if I can learn one percent, it will be of infinite use in my life. ”
Seeing his words, Wu Zhanpeng bowed his head and remained silent, as if he was understanding and digesting, and realized something from it.
Situ Junshu is a little proud, what he wants is this kind of effect, and what is more rewarding than this.
The mood that was more frizzy just now has become much calmer through this kind of achievement in educating others.
Full of confidence, to take advantage of the victory to pursue, extraordinary times, if possible, wait for a while after this village will not have that store, but the opportunity must be grasped.
Then let's talk about something, it's a bit nerve-wracking, and sure enough, it's not easy to educate people.
By the way, let's talk about the experience of life and the experience of the rivers and lakes! Let the old watch be more mature, and the person who is the big brother must have this kind of responsibility, so that the little one can take a little less detours.
You can't be too proud of being a man, or you will be urged by sadness, to paraphrase an idiom, it is called happiness and sadness.
When Situ Junshu was about to hurry up and start a tirade, Mi Fu appeared in front of him.
Forget it, right?
Habitually, my heart trembled a little more, which was a bad premonition, and it had been felt several times in the past few days.
Isn't that true?
It's not terrible to shoot the enemy to death, sometimes it's quite fulfilling, on the other hand, if someone shoots it to death, it's just the reincarnation of fate, and this world is like this.
In the face of a woman, especially your own woman, can this be done?
Mana is strong and has a fart, and he is not a cold-blooded animal, a man with affection and righteousness, this is a weakness!
Situ Junshu came to Mi Fu in horror and said tremblingly, "Has your sister woken up?"
"Yes, my master, my sister, she has woken up, and she is the one who told me to come out and tell you to come in. ”
Mifu calmly replied that in fact, he really wanted to do something for his master, so that he would suffer a little less, at least not so embarrassed.
However, there is no way to do it, and the only thing that can be thought of is to tell him how to use this washboard later.
"Is she in a good mood? Is my situation not good? I know it could be serious, can you reveal a little bit? What is the bottom line of the seriousness?"
I hope to get some useful information, even if it's a little bit of it, it's better than nothing.
Situ Junshu continued: "I am your master, you have to understand this, you should know how to do it, right?"
If I'm too miserable, it's useless to talk too much about such serious consequences.
Let's just talk about your work! Your work is not done properly, so to speak, to the point of being outrageous, and your conscience will be condemned. ”
Already knowing the final result, and knowing that this result is inevitable, this kind of thing between men and women, what can Mi Fu do?
Not to mention, no matter how much you do, it will be the owner's tears, and it would be a pity if you can't waste it at this time.
These wasted tears are left inside, and when I see my sister, maybe it will be able to have a little effect.
With the washboard in his hand, Mi Fu made up his mind, so it went as planned, and without saying a word, he stuffed it into Situ Junshu's arms.
The ability is limited, and they are not their father and their mother, so they really can't help the master no matter how much, and they can only reach this level.
Since this is already the case, let's go quickly! Why don't you stay here? If I can escape, I'll disappear.
If you can run away, you can run away, this is indeed evasion, master and sister!
They are two husbands and wives, can they be offended? It is impossible to offend at all, and they are not a big fool, and they will come back after the incident.
If you come back, you will be engaged in the confusion of the husband and wife, if you haven't figured it out.
As their servant, it can only be counted one step at a time, and it has really become their punching bag, and there is no way to do it, so they can only endure it, and it is just a duty.
It won't be destroyed, just face it calmly, and after thinking about it, Mi Fu was about to get out, but he was stopped by Situ Junshu, and he was angry, as if he was going to kill someone.
Be careful that the liver trembles, it's really endless, what the hell is going on? We can't fix it? Don't do anything too difficult.