72 Not Simple Dasha (3 more votes)

What kind of experience is it to be forced into an acting school?

For Chen Fan, the answer is only two words, helpless!

He obviously knew from Xiaobei why Su Wen was so angry, but in order to keep his secret, he still had to pretend to be very puzzled and ask about it.

It's hard!

Although Su Wen is a tiger, she is a little girl after all, how can she be embarrassed to say such a shameful thing?

Looking at it again, it was very difficult, and Chu Jingjing, who had been persuading Su Wen to forget it...... Chu Jingjing couldn't really say this......

yes, it's harder!

Chen Fan slapped his forehead, he had a headache, these two girls refused to say what happened, so how could he resolve the problem in front of him?

It was really dark, and he hadn't eaten dinner yet, he was already hungry.

We have to solve the problem quickly and go to dinner.

Bite!

Eat!

With an idea, Chen Fan hurriedly stepped forward with a smile, "Xiaowen, I don't know what happened." ”

This is nonsense.

"But Dasha is just a dog, and we can't be as knowledgeable as him, right? Moreover, Erha this kind of dog, what is going on, you should have heard it, there are videos of this stupid dog everywhere on the Internet......"

"Otherwise, you haven't had dinner yet. Why don't I have a treat tonight, let's go out to dinner, whatever we want, how about ......."

Unexpectedly, when she heard this, Su Wen really reacted.

"Okay, let's eat!"

Chu Jingjing: ?????

Please, Xiaowen, you dead girl, I persuaded you for a long time, and you have to beat up the big fool. As a result, now, as soon as you say go to dinner, it's over?

I'm so tired.

It turns out that Chu Jingjing, this girl, is really stupid and naΓ―ve....... how can Su Wen, a little tiger girl, be finished like this.

"I want to eat dog meat!" Su Wen said very seriously, and at the same time, she raised her hand violently and pointed to Dasha, which was not far away, with an obvious meaning, to eat Dasha.

Dasha: .......

you, stinky, didn't I just rip your skirt?

You stinky bitch, you're so ruthless!

Principal, how can you let such a vicious mother-in-law stay in such a sacred and amazing place of ours?

Principal, help me! Lao Tzu is so handsome, he doesn't want to die young!

Dasha 'Wangwang' screamed wildly, this series of screams, to Su Wen and Chu Jingjing, the two girls, was just a scream, but in Chen Fan, who was even more helpless, heard it...... Hey, the chattering mode is on.

Moreover, it seems that this thing is still contagious.

No, Xiong Da Xiong Er, who perfectly played the role of a melon-eating crowd next to him, clearly heard what Dasha was yelling about, and actually began to chatter.

Xiong Er: Big brother, that tigress, do you want to eat Dasha?

Xiong Da nodded with a serious face: "Second fool, just like I told you before, among the creatures like humans, there is a creature called the tigress, which is the most terrifying!"

Xiong Da seems to have a deep understanding of this: the tigress is not a real tiger, but it is a hundred times more terrifying than a real tiger, a thousand times!

Hearing this, Xiong Er, the second fool, was decisively frightened: Wow, it's so terrible! That big brother, this tigress, looks skinny, is it really that powerful?

Hearing this, Xiong Da took a bite of the watermelon: Of course, let me tell you, I once secretly watched a tigress play with a human in the mountains. Do you know what the tigress said halfway through?

Of course Xiong Er didn't know, it shook its head: What did you say?

At this time, Xiong Da suddenly lowered his voice, and became mysterious: the tigress said, 'Wow, I can eat billions of people in this bite!'

Xiong Er:!

Chen Fan: .......

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In fact, I really don't blame Su Wen, a little tiger girl, who will be so angry that she is about to go crazy.

After all, although she has a big personality, she is occasionally a bit hooligan in her words. But in fact, she, like Chu Jingjing, is also a single dog who has been single for 23 years.

Moreover, her concept is very traditional. Although I had a boyfriend during college, the maximum amount of communication was just holding hands and kissing each other, and it was impossible to enter a higher stage.

In her opinion, that kind of clapping and the like must be done after marriage.

Therefore, Xiao Bei didn't know, Chen Fan didn't know, and even Chu Jingjing, a girl, didn't know ......

Dasha, the stupid dog, ripped off her skirt for the second time in the afternoon, in fact, it was not as simple as tearing off her skirt....... Dasha...... I don't dare to say that it was a coincidence, or on purpose, Dasha this stupid dog just licked her buttocks!

This is the fundamental reason why she is so angry that she wants to go crazy, even if she is hungry and doesn't eat, she has to beat Dasha to vent.

For this reason, she would never have been able to say.

However, now this stalemate is ...... She can't outrun Dasha, and Dasha can't be stupid enough to stand still and let her beat her...... It's getting darker and darker, and it's not a matter if it goes on like this.

Moreover, Chen Fan was hungry, and Chu Jingjing was also hungry.

So, after Chen Fan racked his brains and made several proposals, Su Wen could only reluctantly accept the compromise plan of replacing her with Chen Fan and beating her up.

Seeing that Su Wen finally nodded, Chen Fan immediately breathed a sigh of relief silently, and it would be much easier for him to beat Dasha. Although, because Su Wen stared at him with wide eyes, he must have been beaten....... but thanks to the relationship between him and Dasha, he started to control the force, and Dasha screamed a few more miserably, and the performance was more realistic......

A few minutes later, with the miserable screams of Dasha's 'woo woo woo', the turmoil finally came to an end.

"Hey, it's really not easy for me to be the head of the garden," Chen Fan sighed silently, while quietly turning his hand back, and gave a thumbs up to the stupid man who was still pretending to be in pain on the grass and pretending to be dead.

No way, male creature against male creature .

Ignoring the right and wrong of Dasha to do this, he can't praise Dasha with a word of awesomeness!

After all, playing hooligan...... But the Eight Classics are also a kind of knowledge.

Thinking about it, Chen Fan raised his head slightly and looked left and right. Before this incident, although he had thought about installing some surveillance, he was not too anxious.

But now, it's a different story!

Just imagine, if the monitoring had been installed yesterday, what would be the embarrassing picture of Su Wen today......

Tut-tut!

The matter of monitoring must be put on the agenda as soon as possible, and it cannot be delayed any longer.

Chen Fan thought as he walked, a little distracted, until he inadvertently saw the ground next to him......

"Jingjing, you were planting flowers in the afternoon?"

Hearing this, Chu Jingjing smiled and nodded, "Well, didn't you say that you want to have a variety of flowers?"

"Well, you're really good, you look good, yes, I'll give you a salary increase. ”

Chu Jingjing: .......

Do you need to be such a tyrant?

"Principal, no, no, no, this is what I should do......"

"Quietly, I used to go to work, and I was very poor at that time. Do you know what I would say if my boss offered to give me a salary increase at that time?"

The words entered his ears, Chu Jingjing thought for a while, and replied weakly, "Thank you?"

"Hey, that's right, no thanks. Let's go, let's eat. ”

…….