464. Kindergarten bragging contest (2/4)
Li Xiang's sixth sense is very strong, which may be related to dreams and has been exercised.
He sat at his desk and clearly felt that he was being targeted by something, and subconsciously followed the inspiration and saw a wire cage on the bookshelf, in which stood two brown chameleons!
The two chameleons looked at each other, but their eyes rotated 90 degrees, and they turned to Li Xiang one after another.
Their bodies were motionless, as if they were ossified, but their eyes were slippery and flexible, and they even secretly aimed at Li Xiang, who was typing.
The two chameleons were sent by fans, and along with the little pig and the Burmese python, the Burmese python was sent to an animal shelter, and the little pig was sent to work in a restaurant, and only the two chameleons were kept.
Chameleons are small, not as scary as Burmese pythons, and there are not many of them, only two, unlike 10 piglets, and besides, Li Xiang has never raised a chameleon, which is quite strange and cool, so he put it in the study.
When I first saw these two chameleons, they were white, because the color in the conference room was mainly white at that time, and now, these two have turned brown because the color of the bookshelves is brown.
Li Xiang didn't expect that these two motionless wooden chameleons would secretly look at him, which was particularly humane.
He threw a piece of cloth over and covered the entire cage.
In the afternoon, Li wanted to pick up the children from the kindergarten.
The teacher stood under the eaves and looked at the entrance of the kindergarten, and saw Li Xiang coming at a glance, waving happily.
"Pigeon pigeon ~~~"
The teacher asked with concern if the aunt was leaving, because they were going to kindergarten this morning, so they couldn't follow to send Shuying, so they could only say goodbye to the aunt at the door of the house.
Li wants to tell his little sister that his aunt has arrived home and is with his grandparents at the moment.
The teacher talked to Li Xiang gently, saying how much she missed her grandparents and grandmother, and Li Xiang told her that she could go to Guangdong soon, while looking at Li Doudou's children on the side.
The child ignored him and was chatting with the friends waiting for their parents to pick him up, including Dai Shuling, Wu Yousheng, Guo Anyu, and several little boys whose names Li Xiang couldn't name.
These children surrounded each other with small books on their backs, and they chatted very energetically, and it seemed that they had been chatting for a while.
Li wanted to listen attentively, and wanted to hear what these children in the kindergarten class were talking about so energetically.
I only heard Wu Yousheng's children say that he grew so tall yesterday, and when the other children heard it, they immediately said that they had grown so tall, and Dou Dou said that she had not only grown so tall, but also gained so much weight.
So the wind turned, and the children said that they had gained so much weight.
However, Dou Dou changed the topic and began to talk about the food made by the aunt in the cafeteria, she didn't like to eat it very much, and threatened to discuss with the aunt of the head of the kindergarten to let her little Li's father cook for the kindergarten, so that the children here will grow up to be very healthy, because her father's cooking is particularly delicious, and her family has opened a restaurant, and her father will give her a lot of 5 yuan when he makes money, which will be used to buy ice cream for everyone to eat when the time comes, so everyone should choose her as the squad leader~If she is the class leader, the children in the middle class and the kindergarten class will not dare to bully them, and she will take everyone to pee and poop together......
Li Xiang:( ̄ェ ̄;)
What the hell is this kid talking about, this and that for a while, the topic is too blunt.
Li Xiang was about to call her over and come back, when the children started a new topic.
This time, it was brought up by Dai Shuling's children, and I only heard her say: "Let me tell you, I stayed up late yesterday." ”
Li Xiang thought to himself, staying up late? Is it great to stay up late? Is it rare? Is it very proud?
It is a very daily thing for him, and it is especially magical for the children, I only heard Guo Anyu ask the children in wonder what it is to stay up late.
Dai Shuling despised her for not even understanding what staying up late was, and arrogantly explained what staying up late was, and the competitive Wu Yousheng child immediately said that he also stayed up late.
Other children said that they also stayed up late last night, although most of them may have just known what staying up late is, but they can't fall behind anyway, and they will be looked down upon like Guo Anyu if they fall behind.
Guo Anyu's child was unlucky, his curiosity was too heavy, and he became a bird, was shot, and he wilted at the moment.
In fact, Dou Dou also wanted to ask what it meant to stay up late just now, but her pants were falling down, so she took a step slowly.
Fortunately, she was a step slower, otherwise her young lady would be compared to Xiao Lingzi, in that case, everyone would not choose her as the squad leader, but all chose Xiao Lingzi.
The pants fell out in time, is there an old man helping her in the dark?
At this moment, since he was not discovered, of course he couldn't fall behind, so he only heard Dou Dou say loudly: "The Lun family only called staying up late yesterday, and I stayed up until I was about to die." ”
Li Xiang frowned, plucked out his ears, and suspected that he had heard something wrong, what?
But all signs show that they didn't listen, this is what Li Doudou's children said. This little guy has a serious face and a majestic face.
Li Xiang: _| ̄|
He lowered his head and glanced at his teacher, and his little sister bared her teeth and showed a warm smile, hehe, obviously she also found that her sister was bragging, but she didn't make a noise and didn't expose it, this was a tacit understanding between the twins.
The young lady slept like a little pig last night, and went to the study to learn to write after dinner, but after a while, she fell asleep again and again, and it was useless to remind her, and finally fell asleep on the desk directly, and couldn't wake up!
A posture of writing to the collapse of will~
At that time, Li wanted to take Li Xiaozhu out of the study, put it on the bed and put it in the quilt, and took a special look at his watch when he went out, and the time was just half past eight.
I slept at half past eight, and I dare to say that I stayed up late last night, and I didn't sleep until I was dying!
This kid brags that he doesn't make a draft, and he will come when he opens his mouth.
Moreover, it seems that there are more than one child who brags about not making drafts, there are many children.
Because after Dou Dou finished speaking, the other children scrambled to say that they also stayed up until they were dying last night.
Dai Shuling's children were the first to respond, saying loudly that she also stayed up until she was dying, and she was very good at staying up late.
A little boy that Li Xiang didn't know said, "Me too, so am I."
Wu Yousheng and the rest of the children said loudly in unison that they were also very good at staying up late.
Among them is the "bird that was shot" Guo Anyu's children.
The scene is gradually on the verge of spiraling out of control...... So many children are able to stay up late, and they all stay up until they are dying, which is also terrifying, and the family education of Hongying Kindergarten is worrying.
Dai Shuling's children saw the teacher standing aside and didn't make a sound, so they asked the teacher if he stayed up late last night, and if he also stayed up until he was about to die.
Shi Shi blinked his eyes wide and said softly, "Lun, the Lun family is dead." ”
Li Xiang + children: 0
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The children of the new era are so powerful, bragging about one by one.
It turns out that the little sister who usually doesn't like to speak is the sweeping monk, who inherited the character of Xiao Li's father who doesn't talk much, and is ruthless enough to herself, she would rather stay up to death than sleep, and her backbone is strong.
PS: At the request of the cute master, there will be three shifts at night.