After Nezha pushed aside the clouds, he saw that outside the clouds, there was a stone table under the open air, and there were five stone benches on the side of the stone table, surrounded by fairy spirits, and there was a small stream flowing on the side, flowing in a small lake, and there were blooming lotus flowers in the small lake, this is definitely a fairyland in Wang Xu's imagination, such a beautiful place, so that Wang Xu had a sigh, thinking in his heart how good it would be if he and Jiaqi lived there, unrestrained, isolated from the world, only the world of the two of them.

And just when Wang Xu sighed, where did the three purple rays of light go, and then he saw that two white-haired and white-bearded old men were already sitting on the stone bench, and one was an old man with black beard and black hair, one of the white-bearded and white-haired old men Wang Xu had seen it in Nezha's live broadcast room, it was Taishang Laojun Daode Tianzun.

At this time, Taishang Laojun looked at a serious person sitting there, stroking his white beard, and the previous image is completely two images, if you haven't read Journey to the West, or have seen some related things on the Internet, it is really possible to think that there are two people before and after.

And at this time, the old man in the blue robe, also an old man with black beard and black hair, waved his hand lightly on the stone table, only to see three wine glasses and a wine jug appear on the stone table, as well as a plate of high-legged fruit bowls, the three of them raised their glasses and drank a glass of wine with a smile, and did not say a word during this period.

Whoosh...

Two golden rays of light shot over, and then I saw a monk wearing a yellow monk's robe and a big pan on his head, and a monk in a yellow monk's robe and a red robe where he was sitting, looking at the appearance of the two, Wang Xu knew that these two must be the ancient Buddha of Rulai and the lamp, otherwise who is qualified to sit here, the person who can sit here is equivalent to the person of the same generation, and these immortals, but they are all powerful people who can cause flash floods and tsunamis with a sneeze.

"Rulai, see if you haven't rested well with dark circles under your eyes, how do you play cards late, and you're not afraid of being seen by your disciples. The old man in the red robe said.

This person wearing a red robe is Lingbao Tianzun, and the person wearing a blue robe is sitting in the first chair of Sanqing, and he is also the first god of Taoism.

The yellow robe, who was wearing a yellow robe, smiled bitterly and said, "What kind of cards do I play, I've been practicing Buddhism recently." ”

Cut...

Sanqing stretched out his middle finger at Rulai in unison, and looked at Rulai with contempt, which made Rulai look at the three of them whitely.

This scene made Wang Xu stunned, there was an unreal feeling, at this time Wang Xu was thinking in his heart, is this Nezha mistaken, it is sure that it is Sanqing Tianzun and Rulai and the ancient Buddha of the lamp, how do you think it is the four funny old men, only the ancient Buddha of the lamp Wang Xu feels very normal, so far there is still a word, and there is no fault with every move.

But at this time, the ancient Buddha of the lamp said: "Okay, don't force it, hurry up and get down to business, who else do I want to fight the landlord." ”

"Grass"

After hearing this, Wang Xu's hand was unstable, and he almost threw his mobile phone on the ground, which made Wang Xu feel that his brain was not enough, this lamp-burning ancient Buddha is said to be a Buddha for example, it is still early, it can be said that it is the ancestor of the Buddha, and it is also one of the respected Buddhas.

But this sentence subverted Wang Xu's impression, and what made Wang Xu a little puzzled was that there was a landlord in this heavenly realm, what the hell is this, this landlord is a poker game that has only become popular in recent years, and this Buddha domain will have this, which is really puzzling.

Hearing the words of the Burning Lamp Ancient Buddha, the three Heavenly Venerables had great respect for the Burning Lamp Ancient Buddha, and nodded with a smile.

But in the next second, I saw Rulai pick up the wine jug and pour the immortal wine directly into his mouth, and then saw Rulai look like he was enjoying it, and said softly: "Or you bull-nosed veterans will enjoy it, and I don't know who stipulated that people who become Buddhas are not allowed to drink, what a cheat, I haven't drunk it for hundreds of years, I really want this sip." As he spoke, he took a sip and closed his eyes and was very intoxicated.

Wang Xu looked at the appearance of Rulai on the screen, the corners of his mouth were already twitching, in his tall image of Rulai, he fell to the bottom of the valley at once, if he went to the temple and said that Rulai was like this, it is estimated that those monks would be able to pick off their skin.

At this time, Wang Xu saw that in the message area, he had already begun to swipe the screen frantically.

Sun Wukong: Damn, this old boy turned out to be a fake in front of us.

Erlang God: Nezha, are you sure that these five old guys are those five big guys, you are not mistaken.

Thor: I'm a good guy, these five big guys are too awesome, it turns out that they were all pretended before, admire and admire.

Chang'e: I didn't expect the Buddha to be so rude, it really disappointed Xiaoxian.

Zhu Bajie: Sister Chang'e, my old pig will never be as rude as Rulai, or I will go to Sister Chang'e.

Wu Gang: Zhu Bajie, are you doing something, do you want me to take a big axe and don't you cut it, the price of pork is very expensive recently.

Descendant: Zhu Bajie, you dare to tease my lady, Wu Gang cut you, and I used the Sun Shooting Arrow to make you a barbecue.

Thor: I'm out of thunder

Djinn: I'm in charge of the skewers.

Zhu Bajie: Ah, you guys really deserve to die, Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey.

Sun Wukong: When you're done, bring me a few skewers to taste.

Seeing this, Wang Xu was absolutely speechless, these taunting fairies are off topic when they talk like this, aren't they talking about these five big guys, so they mentioned eating barbecue. But suddenly, in the message area, the God of Wealth appeared.

God of Wealth: Eating barbecue and beer go well together, I have cooperated with Yunling Daoyou to sell beer in large quantities in Tianting, interested parties can contact me, and the top ten can be discounted by 9.5 in advance.

"Oh grass, this can also be used to insert advertisements, awesome, it's really the ancestor of profiteers, so free advertising is too awesome, absolutely amazing. Wang Xu couldn't help but give a thumbs up to the screen, worthy of being the God of Wealth, if such an advertisement can be thought of, and it appears at the right time, this head doesn't need to think about it, it must be the ancestor of the profiteer.

When Wang Xu's eyes stayed on the screen for a while, he saw that the five bigwigs were shrouded in a layer of golden light, and he couldn't see what was inside, just a piece of gold. Wang Xu was also stunned, he didn't know what happened just now, just now he just looked at these funny fairies in the message area, and didn't notice the state of the five big guys on the screen.

And at this time, I saw the screen shake, and I saw the camera rushing out of the clouds, and I heard Nezha shouting: "I was wrong, I was wrong, let me go." ”

Immediately afterwards, I saw a big face of Taishang Laojun, and seemed to say to this Nezha: "You kid is really pervasive, you can find it here, it's really amazing, I'll let you Lao Tzu lock you up for a hundred years, I see that you still can't take pictures secretly." ”

"Laojun, just let me go, the last time I met you, you went to his house while the Bull Demon King was not at home, and it took two hours to come out, and I didn't expose it, looking at this face, you just let me go." Nezha shouted directly.

Hearing Nezha's words, he was looking at Taishang Laojun's face on the screen, twitching, as if he had been constipated for a long time, and his face changed, so he forcibly squeezed out a smile and said: "Nezha, as long as you don't tell me about this matter, I won't let your father confine you down." ”

"Okay, then you let me go. Nezha's treacherous smile appeared.

But when Nezha saw that his live broadcast was not related yet, he knew that he was in a big disaster, and if he was seen by the Bull Demon King, he would probably be killed again.

As if confirming Nezha's thoughts, he heard a roar in the live broadcast: "Taishang old dog, you come out for me, I'm going to kill you old guy." You dare to go to my wife while I'm away, I'll fuck you. ”

I saw that the screen flickered, Nezha's figure flashed on the screen, and he aimed at the Bull Demon King and Taishang Laojun, and Nezha's voice also came out and said: "Look, there is a big drama today, the Bull Demon King vs. Taishang Laojun, the four celestial bosses are the referees, who wins and who loses to start the quiz, I have turned on the guessing mode at the bottom of the screen." ”

Wang Xu covered his forehead and mourned silently for Nezha in the heavenly court, this guy is a troublemaker, every time he can cause a big war, this is even more ruthless than Sun Wukong's havoc in the heavenly palace, the first time I watched Nezha's live broadcast, it was Nezha and the Dragon King who started fighting, the second time I watched Nezha's live broadcast was the Thor and the demon brothers, the third time was Taishang Laojun and the Bull Demon King, the fourth is still these two goods, this heavenly court is made by this Nezha is dark.

Seeing that Taishang Laojun and the Bull Demon King were fighting on the screen, fighting hundreds of times in the sky and on the earth, but when he saw one side, the corners of Wang Xu's mouth twitched one by one, because he saw the rest of the Yuan Shi Tianzun and Lingbao Tianzun, as well as the Burning Lamp Ancient Buddha and Rulai, who were actually sitting there, drinking wine, eating fruits, and cheering on the side.

Not only did these people not dissuade, but they also cheered on the side, and there was no one else, Wang Xu saw this scene at this time, this heart was sparsely fragmented, which high immortal in his heart, the sacred, noble, and serious image was shattered at once, and it was completely the opposite direction.

Could it be that life in the heavenly realm is too boring and there is no fun, so I will find some fun.

Wang Xu thought about it, in order to reverse the image of those immortals in his mind, he had a huge plan in his heart, to add some entertainment facilities to the heavenly court, so as not to let these funny fairies call around, otherwise I really don't know how much these immortals will be funny, if in this case, Wang Xu has no desire to cultivate immortals, once he cultivates and becomes an immortal, after entering the heavenly court, he is infected by these comic immortals, and he becomes a comic is too sad.

The sky has brightened, and his eyes have already shot on Wang Xu's body, Wang Xu sighed and closed the live broadcast platform, anyway, this Taishang Laojun and the Bull Demon King can't finish fighting for a while and a half, so let's get down to business first. Let's see if Sun Wukong can find some small spells for himself.

Yun Ling: Is the elder brother here, the younger brother has something to ask for.