Chapter 186: Master, You're Finally Here
Situ Junshu was tempted by the fragrance from the 'Old Shanghai Wonton Shop' and croaked in hunger, but it was no big deal, and he could still bear it.
Endured, he was waiting, waiting for Wu Zhanpeng's arrival, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't wait for his arrival, I don't know what he was doing.
He never thought about it, and he didn't think about it at all, he would be lost, lost, what an amazing thing.
Later, I didn't know how to do it, but I fell asleep, definitely not fainted from hunger, fell asleep, and had a dream.
In the dream, my stomach was full, and I ate all the food in the 'Old Shanghai Wonton Shop' opposite, and each of them was two bowls.
When I was happy to eat, I was pushed by someone, and I fell to the ground all of a sudden, and I almost came to eat, but fortunately, my movements were relatively agile, and the sad thing did not succeed.
How could this be? Situ Junshu became angry, and his anger burned brightly, interrupting the enjoyment of food, which was an unforgivable thing.
"Cousin, cousin, wake up quickly! Shame on the dead, everyone else is looking at you? It's like you're watching a monkey.
We can't sleep here, if we do, let's go home, or find a place where you can sleep well, it's better to lie in bed than to sleep against a tree. ”
"Oh, it's my cousin's voice, something is wrong! Am I not eating? Why am I still hungry? I am really asleep. ”
Situ Junshu was a little confused, opened his eyes, and found that he was really asleep, everything just now was in a dream, and he was embarrassed.
Fortunately, my cousin was the only one, and he couldn't show his stuff anymore, so he stood up and said, "Where did you go? I'm asleep while you're waiting."
I just came here now, what are you doing slowly? Don't you know how to walk faster? ”
To tell the truth, this is the simplest, but also the most real, at this time there is no such thing as playing with a false head, if you are not lucky, it will be over if it comes true.
His uncle's magical thing, even if he falls asleep, he still drools? This is really what and whatever.
However, having said that, after all, it is not a loss, it is just a loss of saliva, and it will have a dream, and if you are full in the dream, you will experience it in advance.
Thinking of this, it's really a little annoying, I've been hungry for so long, but I don't know, what should I say?
"Wait for me when you're hungry, what? Why wait for me? What a simple thing, isn't there a wonton shop there?"
Seeing my cousin, from the expression on his face, I could easily judge that although the tone of his voice was angry, it was not that serious, and a little rain could extinguish it.
This one is relieved.
After listening to Situ Junshu's words, Wu Zhanpeng replied: "You don't have to wait for me! What are you waiting for me? If you are hungry, eat first!"
What kind of bullshit is this?
Situ Junshu was a little crying and laughing, and said: "What you said is not wrong, it is reasonable, I also know it, under normal circumstances, it should be like this."
I have empty pockets, I don't have a dime, I don't have any money! Do you hear clearly? I don't have any money, how do you tell me to eat? Do you just let me eat the overlord meal, or do you want to find an excuse to run away after eating? ”
Stunned, it's incredible, it's like this, it's so funny, right? Wu Zhanpeng can think of countless reasons, but he won't think that it is because he has no money.
It shouldn't be misheard, the ears are normal and there is nothing wrong, but it's better to verify it, maybe it's really wrong.
Wu Zhanpeng replied in surprise: "Cousin, I must have heard it wrong, right? What did you say just now? It definitely can't be that you did it wrong, you mean you have no money?"
You're going to be stumped by money, it's just a small matter, and money is like a piece of waste paper to us.
What kind of people are we? We are people who have achieved cultivation, and in the eyes of mortals, we are proper immortals!
I'm going to be stumped by this kind of little problem, don't scare me, okay?
Even if you can't, you'll change! Make a little money, and it shouldn't be a difficult thing to do.
There are an infinite number of ways to do this? If you can't do this, just stand here and watch, and secretly get a little bit out of the pocket of someone who doesn't like it, and the problem will be solved?"
How can you be so dirty? What kind of bullshit is on your mind? Can this kind of question be done by a decent gentleman?
He is a man who is about to become a father, but he must set a good example, otherwise he will teach bad children.
In the past, this was possible, but when you encounter this kind of problem, why do you still think about so many problems?
Now, it's absolutely not possible, it's just a small thing, but you can't do something that shouldn't be done because you're hungry.
After stopping his hunger, Situ Junshu said angrily: "Can I handle this kind of unreliable thing? Your cousin, I am a figure in the cultivation world who has been famous for a long time, do I want to be shameless?"
To steal other people's money to fill your own stomach, this kind of indiscriminate thing is done by the kind of person who is indiscriminate, am I that kind of person?
Besides, how difficult it is for people to open breakfast shops, get up early and be greedy for night, and earn hard-earned money, so why take advantage of them?
If I change some money, take it to their store for breakfast, and after a while, eat well and become the same way again, how can I bear it?
Don't you know? Now the money in the mortal world is a high-tech product, and the anti-counterfeiting is really too fine.
Now it's not ancient times, fake money, people hold it in their hands, and they sense it all at once, for things like money, they are all sharp-eyed.
How can you fool them? It's impossible, and when the time comes, you might have to vomit it out again.
It's even more ridiculous to turn a stone into gold, and there is a neurotic who has finished eating, and comes out with a piece of gold, and says, 'Boss, pay the bill'.
Fortunately, I understand you, otherwise the misunderstanding would be big, and maybe I would misunderstand you and make me make a fool of myself.
Is this the truth? Isn't that wrong? But can a normal person do such a speechless thing?
All in all, this is not the time to talk nonsense, hurry, I won't go anywhere else, because there is no need for that.
I'm hungry! The business of this 'old Shanghai wonton shop' opposite is quite good, and I have been squatting here for so long, and there is an endless stream of people.
You're not a fool, are you? What does this mean? You should have thought clearly in your mind, right? It means that they taste okay.
What are we waiting for? What is there to wait, is there no need to go anywhere else? We're going to have breakfast here, right?"
Situ Junshu finished a long sentence cracklingly, and was about to walk towards the 'Old Shanghai Wonton Shop' opposite, but found a problem again, and the problem was not her.
found that Wu Zhanpeng stood there and didn't move his feet, the whole person stood there stupidly, the expression on his face was quite unnatural, as if he had eaten Xiang.
It's as if someone has hit the acupoint.,It should be impossible.,It's too much to think.,If you think too much.,You'll become a nerd.,If it's true, it's terrible.。
No, it's really a little angry now, it's too disturbing, and doesn't let people enjoy a pleasant breakfast?
You can't be angry, you must keep a good mood, your own brother, or young, then bear with it, right?
So, Situ Junshu had to stop, pretending to be angry and said, "What's wrong with you?
Wu Zhanpeng smiled bitterly and explained awkwardly: "What is that? Dear cousin, what you said just now is really too right, and I agree with this game."
One of the main problems, which happens to you and me, is that you say you have two empty bags, you don't have a dime, you don't have any money, where do I get the money?"
Oh, I'm going, scolding the old king next door, what is this and what? This is really not the most unlucky, only more unlucky.
This is......!
Is retribution coming?
Situ Junshu was petrified in an instant, is this a joke? How can this be? Do you want people to live?
It's just for breakfast, so why do so many things? Do you really want to be forced to rob?
Raising a hand to point at Wu Zhanpeng, Situ Junshu's face was a little pale, his body kept shaking, and his mouth opened and closed.
It seemed that he wanted to say something, but he couldn't say it, and after a while, a sentence popped up: "Come here and help me over, right in the tree where I just slept."
Don't be stupid anymore, my leg cramps, I can't walk, we're both embarrassed. ”
The speed was very fast, Wu Zhanpeng hurriedly ran over, supported Situ Junshu, returned to the side of the tree, and let him lean against the tree.
At this time, he said another sentence, that is, this sentence almost made Situ Junshu faint, but fortunately it was not so serious that he vomited blood, which can be regarded as a blessing in misfortune.
Do you want to know what this sentence is? This sentence is that Wu Zhanpeng blurted out and said: "Cousin, are you really hungry? Even if you are hungry, you shouldn't be like this!"
What kind of thing is this talking about? Is it what people say? It's all bullshit!
At this moment, Situ Junshu had the urge to hit someone, he hadn't had such a heartbreak for a long time, and he had forgotten when the last time it was, and today he tasted it again.
Close your eyes, maybe it will be better to wait a while, and that's all you can do, or what else can you do?