Queen Haimei took a bite of the dish elegantly and wiped her mouth with a brocade hand, "Today's failure shows that the time is not yet ripe." Let her spend a few days in the position of the emperor first. If she doesn't obey again, hum...... Hongu will never show mercy. ”

Xiao Ran said in his heart, why are these people's hearts so bad? During dinner, they still scolded me behind my back, discussing how to kill me. How you hate me!

Some people's poisonous tongues are poisonous on the surface, which is a joke, but their poisonous tongues are poisonous in their bones!

There is really no evidence, and if there is evidence, this incident may be able to bring her down! But he also knows that with his current appeal, it is definitely not easy to get the queen.

He was furious, and took advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention, pushed a vase not far away to the ground, and then followed the mouse and made a "squeak" sound.

"Mouse, how can there be rats in the room?" exclaimed Queen Haemi, indicating that she was afraid of rats and that she was a sensitive woman. "Go and find the rats, and if you can't find them, cut off your heads!"

"Interesting, the harvest is not small!" Xiao Ran happily stole fun, he didn't expect to use such a small insect carving skill to achieve so many goals.

The maids and eunuchs were busy looking for mice, and only Queen Haimei was left at the table, and she looked around with displeasure on her face, sat down again, picked up the small soup bowl, and drank the soup.

Xiao Ran, of course, would not let her drink it well, stood next to her, and reached out to the soup bowl and gently pushed.

"Ah......h

"Why am I so stupid!, come on!" she shouted angrily. Nari, who was catching mice, hurriedly ran over, saw the queen make a body of soup, shouted, and quickly wiped her with a clothcloth.

"Let the slave serve you another bowl. ”

"It's really unlucky, I won't drink it!" "Queen Haimei stood up angrily, "I'm going to take a shower, go get ready." ”

"It's a slave, go and prepare it right away. ”

"Did you catch the rat?"

"Back to my mother, I haven't ...... yet"

"If you can't catch it, no one wants to sleep tonight!"

"Yes! Yes!"

"What are you doing in a daze? Go and help me prepare the bath water, get ready, go catch the mice!"

"The slave understands, the slave understands......" Nari was also in a hurry at this time by the upset master, and she responded and hurriedly prepared to go.

"Bathing...... Hmph......" Xiaoran sneered secretly, a good opportunity to tease her came.

Just thinking about it, Queen Haimei suddenly covered her stomach. "It's really bad luck today, it's okay, why is my stomach uncomfortable again?" she muttered and walked towards the thatched house, "It must be that I have eaten too many devil peppers, and the doctor said that my stomach is not very good, and I can't eat too many peppers, especially the spiciest devil peppers...... Eat less next time!" Xiao Ran followed closely behind her.

When she arrived at the door of the thatched house, Queen Haimei opened the heavy luxurious wooden door of the thatched house, looked inside, and then walked in. The inside is spacious and spacious, and there is a fresh and refreshing fragrance.

She lifted her clothes and sat down on the antique toilet. The Queen's toilet was also extravagant.

Due to the proximity, the special fragrance of mature women also comes to the face one after another!

Xiaoran's whole body was tense, and he didn't dare to take a breath, in this kind of scene, it was too difficult not to breathe, and he couldn't bear it so much that his eyebrows stood upright.

I was thinking about how to tease her, but I heard her suddenly mutter, "It's bad, I only ordered them to catch mice, and I forgot to call someone to help me get a butt towel......" In the past, she was served in the toilet, but today she was irritable, and her stomach was slammed and uncomfortable, and everyone was sent to catch mice, and she forgot everything.

"What can I do about this?" the queen rubbed her temples with some annoyance, feeling even more irritable. Shouted a few times, but no one answered. The sound insulation of the thatched house is so good!

"What can I do...... "It's really embarrassing to go to the toilet without a cloth towel or something. As a noble queen, she actually doesn't even have to wipe her buttocks, she does it all for her subordinates. So it was natural for her to forget, because it wasn't something she was supposed to worry about at all.

"Anyway, I'm going to take a shower in a while, so I just won't wipe it......" The queen said coldly.

When I heard this, I was stunned for a moment, is this what a noble queen should say? Is there a queen in this world who doesn't wipe her buttocks after taking a tuba? What a long time to see! Empress Haimei is worthy of being a big villain! How dare she not wipe her buttocks when she goes to the toilet? It really makes people laugh out of their big teeth when they spread it.

"No, it's disgusting...... It would be too embarrassing if the maids saw that they didn't wipe their buttocks when they were taking a bath...... Damn rats......" The queen muttered a curse, then blushed and chuckled softly. "If someone hears about it, it is estimated that the entire harem will go crazy! The civil and military officials will also go crazy! The people of the whole country will also go crazy! They actually have a queen who doesn't wipe her ass! Will they be surprised that they can't eat?"

She also seemed to be stunned by her bad idea, and laughed for a long time. But she would never have imagined that there was a person standing a foot away eavesdropping on her. And this person is still the person she hates the most, the person she wants to kill the most.

"Huh...... There's a little tub there...... Oh, it's my urinal...... Can I ...... Wash it with water!" she was happy like a little girl again, "Look, I'm so clever that I can solve the problem so easily." Indeed, compared to the skillful way of dealing with government affairs, the small things in life are very strange to her, and she does not need to worry about them.

She was complacent that she had solved such a major problem, and she was happier than having dealt with a major political matter.

Xiao Ran stared at the queen's urinal for a long time, and couldn't help clapping her hands, "The opportunity has come!"

"Huh?" Perhaps it was a slight clapping of her hands with excitement, and the queen may have sensed that something was wrong, and her face was puzzled. One foot! There is only such a little distance between the two! Xiao Ran held her breath, don't make a sound, she didn't even dare to blink! After observing left and right, the queen seemed to let go of her doubts, snorted, pulled a lot, and exhaled comfortably in her mouth. "That voice just now...... Is it my own fart......" She blushed and asked herself, "I guess it's ......"

Xiao Ran slowly moved backwards, not even daring to bring up a little airflow, and then cautiously walked out of the door, returning with the bottle of chili powder on the table. These people were so focused on catching rats that they didn't even put away the dishes......

When Xiaoran returned to the thatched house, the queen had already finished untying her hands, "It seems to be fat again...... She looked at herself and said she should eat less tomorrow. As he spoke, he walked up to the mirror and warned himself seriously: "From tomorrow onwards, only eat a small bowl for dinner, and keep your mouth shut." is about to be an empress, and you must have a good image. "She's very pretty, and she's really cute when she's naughty.