"Boss, how much is it?" Yang Xiaolei waved his hand, making a heroic appearance.

This trick was also learned from the movie.

Be a man and do things? Be generous.

"One is 150, two give you a discount, 280. ”

Yang Xiaolei shook his head slightly, and said: "Boss, you are too dark, this broken tricycle, how can you be so expensive? ”

"Let me tell you, this thing, when it comes to the second-hand wholesale market, it is twenty yuan a piece, just pick it. ”

"Also, look at the sharing bicycle, it's everywhere, no one wants it, at your price, I can go and get the sharing bicycle back, assemble it myself, believe it or not, don't want eighty yuan?"

"Also, look at your small shop, the business itself is not good, and you still sell it so expensive, how can you let me take care of your business in the future?"

"And..."

As soon as Yang Xiaolei opened his mouth, his mouth couldn't stop, no matter whether there was a reason for it, there was a lot of hula, and the spittle stars were flying all over the sky.

"Stop—" The boss was speechless and yelled.

"You'll stop waiting, I haven't finished yet, is it polite for you to interrupt people like this?"

"Stop..."The boss roared: "Come on, I'll serve you, you say, two tricycles, how much you can make, I'll give it to you if it's suitable, if it's not suitable, please change places and take a look." ”

"Okay!" Yang Xiaolei touched his chin and made a pensive look.

After a long time, he said: "Look at your boss, you are not bad, these two tricycles are a hundred yuan together." ”

"A hundred is not good, at least two hundred. ”

"One hundred and two. ”

"No, at least one hundred and nineteen. ”

"One hundred and twenty-five. ”

"It's really not good, I'll give you the lowest price, one hundred and eighteen, I'll lose money just like that. ”

"One hundred and twenty-six. ”

"Just a dollar, you... Not really, you have to add more. ”

"Gone. Yang Xiaolei turned around and left, not saying more.

Fat Dun and Shi were stunned for a moment, and then followed.

The boss was stunned!

Seeing that Yang Xiaolei was going farther and farther, and immediately turned a corner, the boss hurriedly took two steps forward and shouted, "Wait... Here you go..."

Yang Xiaolei smiled, turned around and walked back.

"To be honest, the price I gave you is very high, otherwise who wants you to be a thing, you have to be kind!" Yang Xiaolei took out one hundred and thirteen, and said with a smile: "It's very troublesome to get change, you just give me five yuan." ”

"I..."The boss shook his head and said, "You kid is too good at bargaining, forget it, take it." ”

"Boss, look at this car, there are still two locks missing, do you want to give me two. Yang Xiaolei said with a smile, his voice gentle.

"You broken tricycle, no one steals it there, do you still need a lock?

The depressed boss drove people away, and his fat face was red with anger.

"Knock on the door! If you don't send it, you won't send it, your attitude, how to do business well, fat dun, stone, walking..."

Yang Xiaolei got directly into a tricycle and sat on the side.

"Brother Lei, where are we going now?" asked Fat Dun, turning his head as he pedaled the car.

"I'll take you to open your eyes, lest you always can't get on the stage, go, go to the bank!" Yang Xiaolei said with his head held high.

"I'm really going to rob a bank! Brother Lei, that's breaking the law. Fat Dun was startled, could it be that he had made a mistake.

However, how can anyone rob a bank on a tricycle, this is not as fast as the legs.

"Smack..." Yang Xiaolei leaned over and slapped the back of the fat head.

"What are you thinking about? Have you ever seen such a robbery? Besides, even if you rob, you will be arrested with goods like you?"

"Okay, if you don't hit the back of the head, you'll be stupid. ”

"With your IQ, does it make a difference whether you fight or not? Do you have room to be a little more stupid?"

"I—" Fat Dun glared, and eventually, endured.

In fact, he knows very well that in the face of Yang Xiaolei, he can only suffer.

Over the years, countless facts have proven this.

The trio parked the tricycle in front of the bank, and before it could be stopped, a security guard came over.

"I'm sorry, it's not for sale here, and the car can't be parked here, so move it quickly. ”

Looking at the disgusted eyes of the security guards, Yang Xiaolei was angry, who is this looking down on?

"Uncle security, are you presbyopia, where do you look like a tattered?" Yang Xiaolei crossed his hands on his hips and looked unhappy.

"I think you're like everywhere. "The security guard, who is in his twenties, is also on fire.

He doesn't even have a partner, you call me uncle?

"You are the one who collects the rags, your whole family is the ones who collect the rags, you say that you are a watchdog, what do you have to do in front of Lao Tzu? ”

"Who are you scolding? The security guard was furious and pulled out his baton.

As soon as the stone looked, his feet moved, and he stood in front of Yang Xiaolei and faced the security guard.

The security guard looked at the stone and froze for a moment.

The stone is very tall, a little taller than the security guard, and although it has a plaster cast on its arm, it looks very fierce.

The stone is naturally vicious, and he is tall and big, otherwise he would not have worked at night before.

Yang Xiaolei gently patted the stone's arm and let the stone go aside.

He stretched out his hand, brushed his fingers over the hair on his forehead, shook his head, and sneered: "What?

The security guard looked at Yang Xiaolei for a second, and immediately waved his hand at the bank, and two security guards walked out of it.

"Captain, what's wrong?" asked one of the security guards.

"Captain?" Yang Xiaolei's heart jumped, and he even stopped playing handsome.

This is the captain of the security guard, and there are a lot of people under him.

If you want to fight, you will definitely suffer.

Fat Dun and Shi also became nervous, and Shi said without looking back: "Brother Lei, you go first..."

"Why? want to fight?" the security captain sneered, his eyes full of disdain.

Looking at the underbeaten face of the security captain, Yang Xiaolei felt even more unhappy.

"Cut, are you scared when you are Lao Tzu? Do you dare to touch me to try it?Do you know what a customer is God?" Yang Xiaolei said with a stiff neck.

"As far as you are still God, do you want Hanako to be God? ha... Okay, pick up the rags, hurry up, and don't get in the way of the door. ”

Yang Xiaolei was so angry in his heart that he couldn't wait to slap the security captain to death.

"What's wrong with picking up the rags? Did you steal or rob it? Lao Tzu got in your way?" Yang Xiaolei broke out.

"Come on, come and see, come and judge, the security captain is going to beat someone!"

Yang Xiaolei shouted with his neck pulled, and his loud voice startled many people.

Of course, most people, who must miss when they pass by, basically go to the bank.

It's none of my business, I have to hang it high.

There were also a few people who were not in a hurry, who seemed to be idle and had nothing to do, and came over.

At this moment, a young woman in a dark suit walked out of the bank.

"What's going on? What are you arguing about? I don't know if the leaders from above will come up to check today?" the young woman grimaced, rather impatient.

"Hello President Li, I know I know, these few people who have collected rags are coming to make trouble, and I will clear them out immediately. The security captain hurriedly said.

As soon as the security captain waved his hand, the other two people walked up, and the posture was ready to be hard.

Fat pier and stone, immediately nervous.

However, Yang Xiaolei was not nervous at all, but smiled.

Moreover, the smile is more and more relaxed.

He stepped forward, waved his arms vigorously, and shouted, "Miss Alien, meet again!"