Chapter 902: Teasing You
"Huh. Watching the sheets fall to the ground, the little one was surprised, and hurriedly jumped off the sofa, and then stepped on it again.
Fortunately, the floor is cleaned often at home, and the little one's feet are clean, and it will be fine to pat the dust.
It's a shame that I didn't let her help directly in the yard just now, otherwise I would have to wash it again.
"Look at you, you said you were helping grandma, are you doing you a favor now?" Fang Yuan walked over and carried her back onto the sofa.
"Who said that, she did me a great favor, you see, she helped me fold these things. β
Before the little guy could speak, Fang's mother had already pointed to the folded sheets and quilt covers next to her and retorted.
"Hmph. Hearing this, the little guy crossed his waist and tilted his neck proudly, as if to say, I'm amazing, I'm capable, right?
"Wow, is that great? Come, let Daddy kiss one. β
Fang Yuan leaned his head over and was about to kiss her, but the little guy pushed him away, and said with disgust on his face: "I'm a girl, so I can't kiss a boy casually, you go away." β
"Ha, can't Dad either?" Fang Yuan asked stupidly.
"Are you a boy, then?" asked the little one.
"Absolutely. β
"That's not good, Teacher Dong said that girls should protect themselves. β
Fang Yuan: "......"
"But I'm your father. β
"You're a boy. β
"I'm your dad. β
"Boys. β
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"Watch me sneak attack. β
Fang Yuan suddenly leaned his head, and without waiting for the little guy to react, he kissed her on the cheek.
"Wow, you're committing a crime, Uncle Police will arrest you. The little one said in surprise.
"The police won't arrest me because I'm kissing a little fat pig. β
"No, no, you're kissing me, I'm a girl. "The little guy hasn't reacted yet.
"Yes, I'm kissing you, and you're the little fat pig. Fang Yuan said with a grin.
"Hey, you scoundrel, I'm going to punish you on behalf of the police uncle. The little guy jumped down from the sofa and chased after Fang Yuan to teach him a lesson.
Fang Yuan ran to Lan Caiyi and hid behind her, the little guy was not to be outdone, and also chased after her.
Then the two of them circled around the blue coat.
The blue clothes were a little dizzy by them.
"I mean, you two, can you stop for a while?"
"This is for your daughter, she is chasing me. β
"But my father said I was a little fat pig, and he kissed me secretly, which is a crime. The little guy said angrily.
"You too, why do you tease her when you come back from work?" said Lan Caiyi as he crossed his waist and glared at her.
"yes, tease me when you come back from work. The little guy ran out from behind Lan Caiyi, also cross-legging his waist and glaring at him.
The posture of one big and one small is really the same.
"Hey, okay, I apologize, shouldn't have said you're a little fat pig. Fang Yuan said with a smile.
In fact, the fun with the little guy is the best relaxation for him.
"And you kissed me, and you will be punished. The little guy still snorted angrily.
"I'm your father, can't I kiss you?" Fang Yuan said embarrassedly.
"Of course not, you're a boy too!" insisted the little one.
"Xinxin, I think this is okay, you are still a child, Dad can kiss your little face. Lan Caiyi said beside him.
If the little guy really doesn't let Fang Yuan kiss him in the future, it is estimated that he will be very sad.
"Oh, isn't Daddy a boy?" asked the little one, confused.
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There is nothing wrong with what Teacher Dong taught about children's self-safety protection.
But the little guy was still a little young, so Lan Caiyi patiently explained to her again.
She's still a baby, so dad can cuddle and kiss, but no one else can.
But when she grows up, her father can't either.
When the little guy heard this, he was a little stunned.
Then he turned his head and asked suspiciously: "Mom, then why is Dad hugging you and kissing, you are an adult, did he commit a crime, will the police arrest him?" β
The little guy was a little nervous when he thought that the police had really arrested his father.
Fang's mother, who was folding clothes, couldn't help but snicker when she heard this.
Lan Caiyi was even more embarrassed and said: "That's because my father is my husband and my prince, so he can kiss me." β
"Oh, I know, when I grow up, only my own prince can kiss myself. The little guy suddenly realized.
The prince kissed Snow White and married her as queen, just like Mom and Dad.
"That's smart. Lan Caiyi was also relieved, and it was really nerve-wracking to explain such a thing to the little guy.
"Okay, now I can give you a kiss. β
After listening to Lan Caiyi's explanation, the little guy ran to Fang Yuan, looking like I will reward you generously.
"No, I don't want to kiss now. Fang Yuan picked up the orange in the fruit bowl and peeled one.
"Ah!" the little one immediately grew his beak like a bird waiting to be fed.
However, Fang Yuan directly stuffed an orange into his mouth, and then asked with a strange face, "What are you doing?"
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"Are you kidding me again?" asked the little one, looking angry.
"Teasing you, what is teasing you?" Fang Yuan looked dazed.
The little guy was a little puzzled when he heard this, could it be that he was wrong?
So I thought about it and said, "I want to eat oranges." β
"Oh. Hearing this, Fang Yuan took an orange and peeled it off.
Then, in the anticipation of the little one's face, he stuffed it into his mouth.
"I said I wanted to eat oranges, not yourself. The little guy said angrily.
"If you want to eat, you can take it yourself, of course I will eat it. Fang Quanquan asked with a strange face.
As he spoke, he peeled another orange and prepared to put it in his mouth.
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The little guy couldn't find a reason to refute for a while.
After thinking about it, he asked a little puzzled, "You must be kidding me, right?"
When Fang Yuan heard this, his face was full of seriousness, and he said seriously: "That's right, I'm just kidding you." β
After saying that, he laughed insolently.
"You big badass. β
The little guy immediately pounced, the boss with the small mouth open, and the big tiger wanted to eat someone.
Fang Yuan hurriedly stuffed the orange in his hand into her mouth.
βemmmβ¦β¦ It's delicious, it's so sweet. The little one thought happily.
Then I reacted, no, I haven't taught my dad a lesson.
So he continued to chase after Fang Yuan.
"Hey, I've already given it to you. Fang Yuan said as he ran.
"But you just teased me, and I'm going to punish you. The little one said loudly.
Then he chased Fang Yuan and began to run around the house.
"Fang Yuan is back from work?" the old man who was sitting in the courtyard listening to the radio suddenly asked.
"Definitely, it's not him coming back, who is so happy with Xinxin?" He Liuqing said beside him.
"They are all so adults, and they are so naΓ―ve, messing with children all day long. Father Fang was sorting out the flower pots, muttering dissatisfiedly.
The old man glanced at him and ignored him, can this be called naΓ―ve? This is Fang Yuan's love for children.
What kind of person has the old man never seen in his life, Father Fang's personality is like this, he knows it too well, and he has a knife mouth and a tofu heart.
In fact, I was very satisfied with Fang Yuan, but I didn't forgive people in my mouth.
But the mouth of the knife is also a knife, and as long as it is a knife, there is nothing that does not hurt people.
If it weren't for Fang Yuan's good temper, the relationship between father and son would not be severed, it would be considered lucky.