During the laughter of the crowd, Dai Dan pointed to Li Xiang, who stood up, and said: "Comrade Duxiu, Comrade Duxiu, don't look at it, it's you, sit back! Sit down! Don't pestle there, show off your long legs, right?"

After Li Xiang sat back, Dai Dan immediately said to Lu Hua: "Teacher Lu, Teacher Lu, I suggest that when my brother performs later, I will come and play with him, okay?"

Lu Hua: "Why? It's not fun to take a superstar?!"

"Give me a chance. ”

"Then give me a reason. ”

"I found my brother to be very good at making jokes, and I wanted to be more photogenic. ”

Lu Hua: -_-||

Zhu Mingyue made a small report: "Teacher Lu, Teacher Lu, Dandan wants to rob you of the C position, you don't know that when you are not there, she often mutters on the stage alone, standing in the C position with an unfinished look." ”

Dai Dan was worried that the boss would be mad, and hurriedly said: "Teacher Lu, Teacher Lu, don't listen to Teacher Zhu to sow discord, I think so, I think you are now one of the best people in our country, you have fallen into a bottleneck period, and you can't break through without enough pressure, so I'm actually helping you." ”

"Thank you. ”

"No thanks, that's what I'm supposed to do. ”

Zhu Mingyue and Xue Lei smiled at the two old foxes with honey-bellied swords.

Zhao Qiran and Xu Zitong's performance has ended, Zhao Qiran was snatched away by Zhu Mingyue's group, and Xu Zitong fell into Dai Dan's arms.

Next, the big screen continued to flash, and it was Li Xiang and the number of hours that came out.

Dai Dan jumped up excitedly, shouted hello, and pointed to Li Xiang: "I'm waiting for you, come on baby~"

Lu Hua, Zhu Mingyue and Xue Lei covered their faces one after another, they are also women.

"What do you mean, open your face, look at me, look at us, envy???" Dai Dan said dissatisfied.

Lu Hua waved his hand: "No, no, I don't envy you, we just have our eyes in the sand, okay, okay, let's take a look at my brother's role, well, which one is it? Wow - it's Yu Jun in this year's most popular TV series "Beast Country". ”

Dai Dan laughed and said, "It's Yu Jun's beast man." ”

Zhu Mingyue asked Li Xiang: "Brother, can you hold this role?"

Li wanted to loosen the upper two buttons of his shirt, but a simple movement caused a scream from the audience.

"I can!"

Lu Hua: "That's fun, Dandan, go quickly." ”

Dai Dan moved a chair to the stage, she sat on it, folded her legs, and pretended to be a lady, Zhu Mingyue habitually dismantled the stage: "Hey~ Don't be like this, it's easy to do, it's not sincere at all." ”

Dai Dan glanced at him with a smile, and then said to Li Xiang, "Come on, brother." ”

Lu Hua reminded: "Dandan, you take it easy, our program is positioned for all ages, don't cut off more than half of our audience, the director will yell in the headset." ”

Li Xiang looked at the teleprompter under the stage, how to look at the second middle school, he deliberately suppressed his throat and said in a deep voice-

"Sister,

Your face is mine,

Your eyes are mine,

Your nose is mine,

Your cherry mouth is mine too,

And your white neck,

Thy abundant breasts,

Your mighty long legs,

Sister, can I get you?

I've got to get you!"

After the lines were finished, the audience screamed.

Li wanted to withdraw, but found that he couldn't move, and when he looked down, Dai Dan, who was unwilling to be lonely, pulled him down and didn't let him go.

Zhu Mingyue said with a smile: "This woman with her own BGM is adding drama to herself again." ”

Dai Dan wanted to laugh, but endured it, and said in a coquettish tone: "You say it again." ”

Li thought about it, it seemed that one of these sentences was a little reserved, and the other sentences involved some parts of the body, so it was hard to say, so he said tactfully: "Sister, can I get you?"

Dai Dan continued to say coquettishly: "You hate it, it's rude~"

Li Xiang rolled his eyes and said seriously: "Sister, can I get you?"

Flutter~

Dai Dan laughed directly.

Lu Hua and Zhu Mingyue stomped their feet with laughter, and even Su Rui, who was not smiling, was laughing.

Li Xiang hurriedly left Dai Dan, fumbled in his pocket for a while, and walked to Lin Qingyu's side: "Sister Qingyu, do you have a tissue? Wipe my face." ”

When Lin Qingyu heard this, she smiled even more happily, and hurriedly buried her face.

Zhu Mingyue laughed: "I have, I have, give it to you, wipe your face, it's so pitiful, it's all Dandan's saliva." ”

Dai Dan ran over while laughing, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, brother, I'll wipe it for you." ”

Rolling up his sleeves was about to wipe Li Xiang's face.

Li wanted to block it quickly, this was too enthusiastic, and he wiped him with his sleeve.

Xue Lei pulled Dai Dan away and persuaded, "Dandan, you better sit down." ”

It took a while for the scene to recover, the game continued, and finally everyone was divided into groups and began to officially group PK.

Lu Hua: "Now the game we want to play is called "Youth to Answer Questions", both teams are all on the field, divided into groups of twos and twos, a total of 6 groups, one person is responsible for answering questions, and one person is responsible for being smashed by the pot that fell from the sky. Three microphones will be hung from the sky in the center of the stage, and only the three people who grab the microphone can answer the question, and only the group that answers the question correctly can not be smashed by the pot, so our teenagers, if you want to be a hero to save the beauty, you must work hard to answer the question. ”

Although it's not good to let a girl be smashed by a pot, this is a show, and today's guest is the idol Qizi, so as the host, Lin Qingyu, Dai Dan and Xue Lei have all become reserves who have been smashed by the pot.

Behind Li Xiang sat the shy Xu Zitong, who made them have 7 people, and the group could only be 6 groups, and one person must be alone.

Zhu Mingyue said: "I think my brother and son are very compatible with each other." ”

Xu Zitong became even more shy, "It's okay, it's okay, Li Xiang is more versatile." ”

Lu Hua said: "Okay, everyone, please listen carefully, the first one is a math problem." ”

He glanced at the people who were listening attentively, and continued: "The little rabbit has a party, the little white rabbit and the little gray rabbit and the little black rabbit came, the little black rabbit went again, and then a nest of ants came, they were connected in a string, counted 18 of them, and then 2 left, the little black rabbit came with the little black rabbit, and then the little black rabbit left again, please ask - how many times has the door opened, please answer!"

Everyone rushed over in a swarm and went to the center of the stage to grab the microphone hanging in mid-air, although Li Xiang was half a beat slower, but because he was tall enough, he jumped up and got a microphone, and the other two were grabbed by Zhao Qiran and Shi Shu.

Lu Hua said: "The hour is the first to grab, and the hour will answer first." ”

Although I grabbed the microphone for the hour, I was a little confused.

Dai Dan smiled: "Haven't you figured out the question yet?It's to ask how many times you opened the door, not how many small animals you have, not how many rabbits you have, hahaha~"

The number of hours is Zhu Mingyue's group, and Dai Dan is the opposite.

I have forgotten what the question says, it is too long, and I didn't calculate the answer when I listened to the question, and it was a little unrealistic to expect to play on the spot. He struggled for a long time and said blindly: "5 times!"

Lu Hua: "Are you sure?"

The number of hours can only be hard to say, "Sure!"

Lu Hua: "Okay, let's listen to Li Xiang and Qiran's answers again, brother, how many times have you been?"

Li Xiang: "6 times!"

"Are you sure?"

"Can you only give one answer?"

"Of course, do you have a few more answers?"

"There are many possibilities for not being rigorous. ”

Lu Hua: -_-||

Dai Dan smiled at Lu Hua and said, "Teacher Lu, you are not rigorous in your questions, and you have been exploited by our contestants." ”

Lu Hua: "Brother, you only need to say an answer, and you will explain it later, as long as the explanation is clear, I will recognize that you are right." ”

"Those 6 times. ”

"Okay, what about Qiran?"

"8 times!"

"Are you sure?"

"Sure. ”

"Okay, tell me why 8 times?"

"The little white rabbit 1 time, the little gray rabbit 1 time, the little black rabbit went again, and 1 time, the ants came, 1 time, and then 2 left, and 1 time, and the little black rabbit came with the little black rabbit, 1 time, and then the little black rabbit went again, and 1 time, a total of 8 times. ”

Lu Hua: "The little white rabbit, the little gray rabbit and the little black rabbit came together, so it can only be counted as 1 time, not 3 times, so you are wrong." Li thought, how did you get your 6 times?"

Li Xiang: "Little White Rabbit, Little Gray Rabbit and Little Black Rabbit 1 time, the others are the same as Qiran, a total of 6 times." ”

"Makes sense, you're right. What about the number of hours?"

The hours were blind, the explanation was not clear, and in the end he was judged wrong.

In this way, Li Xiang won the first round of the game, except for Xu Zitong, who would not be smashed by the pot, everyone else would be hit by the pot that fell from the sky.

Dai Dan screamed, covering his head with his hands, and the pot fell from the sky, making a soft clang.

Lin Qingyu also covered her head, although she knew that it wouldn't hurt, but because she couldn't see it, she didn't know when it would fall, and she was a little scared.

It's just that she covered her head and waited for a while and didn't see the pot come down, and when she looked up, she saw Li Xiang standing in front of her and looking at her and laughing, blocking the pot that should have smashed her head not far away.

Lu Hua said enviously and loudly: "Wow-our brother is so warm, he is helping the little five who are not in the same group!"

In the screams of the audience, Dai Dan and Xue Lei also shouted: "I want it too, I want it too~"