963, sure enough, this task is again (1/2)
After a hard day of rehearsals, Li Xiang was able to go home at nine o'clock in the evening.
At this time, the performers, regardless of their fame, were treated equally and completely obeyed the organization's arrangements 100%.
"Have you had dinner?"
Back at home, Xiang Xiaoyuan took the cashmere coat that Li Xiang took off and hung it on the hanger, although it was impossible to have not eaten at this point in time, she still asked with concern.
"After eating, the crew prepared it, everyone is the same. Li Xiang said, "What about the children?"
Xiang Xiaoyuan said: "I have already gone to your aunt's room, I guess I am listening to the story and getting ready to sleep." ”
Then he specially advised: "Don't go in, otherwise you will make trouble for a long time." ”
"Then I'll take a look through the crack in the door. ”
"Your aunt won't let you. ”
......
I was really tired this day, and Li Xiang was not allowed to tease the children, so he took a hot bath and fell asleep.
The next day, Li Xiang felt a small thing lying on his face, and a cooing sound came into his dream, vaguely as if he was calling his brother and an elephant, and when he opened his eyes, a pair of big eyes were close at hand, and he was startled.
"Ho ho ho ho ~~~~ You're scared a lot. ”
The child in front of him said with a smile, a little proud.
Li Xiang rubbed his face, looked at the child in front of him angrily and said, "Li Doudou, little friend, why are you lying on my bed early in the morning?
Dou Dou hurriedly shook his head and denied it.
"Then why did you come to me so early? You won't wet the bed, will you?"
Speaking of which, Li Xiang was even more suspicious that it might really be bedwetting, otherwise how could the little rabbit sister, who has always liked to sleep lazy, get up so early, this is contrary to common sense and abnormal.
But what he said made the little rabbit sister very angry.
"You're just wetting the bed-your whole family is wetting the bed~ You mind an elephant pulling a poop ......"
Saying that, Sister Bunny actually wanted to lift the quilt to check if Li Elephant was really wetting the bed and pooping.
"Ouch~~"
Li Xiang got her away in disgust, and before she woke up early in the morning, she was arguing here.
"What time is it? Take my watch. ”
He deliberately diverted the attention of the little bunny sister.
Dou Dou picked up Li Xiang's watch on the bedside table and looked at it pretendedly: "The chick is croaking, it's 10 o'clock." ”
Li Xiang turned his head to look at the window in surprise, trying to judge by the sky, but the curtains were drawn very tightly, completely blocking the light outside.
But even so, he still doesn't believe that it's 10 o'clock now, well, the main thing is that he doesn't believe that Li Doudou's children can understand the watch.
Sure enough, he took the watch from Dou Dou's hand and looked at it, it was only 6 o'clock in the morning, and he immediately lay down again and drove the beans away:
"It's only 6 o'clock! If you don't sleep, you come to make a fuss, I'll ??!!! go back! ”
He came home at nine o'clock last night, and the little sister had already gone to bed and was ready to go to bed, more than an hour earlier than before, no wonder this baby was alive and well early in the morning.
"Dou Dou wants to talk to the elephant. ”
Dou Dou stood in front of the bed and refused to leave, raising his hand to apply to chat with Li Elephant, saying that she had a lot of whispers to say to the elephant.
This little rabbit sister's whispers are rarely told to him, but they are all told to Xiaoyuan's mother and teacher.
"Don't lie to me, you don't want to talk to me, you just want to make trouble, get out, otherwise my iron fist is not a vegetarian. ”
"Where's your Iron Fist?"
Li wanted to lie down, close his eyes, and pretend not to hear.
"Hmph, I can't scare the child. Dou Dou said in a smug voice, Li Xiang's eyes showed a slit, and when he saw this annoying spirit standing by the bed, he never left, and a pair of big eyes swept over him.
"Elephant, young lady will tell you a story, do you want to hear one or two?"
"......" Li Xiang didn't speak.
"Small animals hold a martial arts conference, the chicken is from the Oh Oh Sect, the puppy is from the Wang Wang Sect, the duck is from the Quack Sect, the big goose is from the Goose Goose Sect, and the teacher is from the Woo Sect ......"
Li wanted to hear the big head, and said angrily: "You are from the sleep teaching." ”
"Hey, hey, hey, hahaha~~~ You have two duck elephants, you guessed it, give you a little red flower horn. ”
Li Xiang sat up in distress: "You are not normal today, Dou Dou." ”
Dou sinus pulled the baby fat, climbed into bed, and got into the bed.
"Don't come in, go down, go down. ”
"Let the Lun family come in, sleep, sleep with the elephants. ”
......
Li wanted to tighten the quilt, but the child still got in because of his small and flexible nature.
"Hee-hee-hee~~~Elephant~"
She came up mysteriously, fluttered her big eyes and said, "My ass hurts so much, did my aunt beat me?"
"What do you mean? How do I know if she beat you or not, you should know best. ”
"Boom~"
Dou Dou Balabala, it turned out that she felt some pain in her ass after waking up in the morning, and seriously suspected that her aunt beat her while she was sleeping, so she moved to Li Xiang here with sleepy eyes and asked Li Elephant to help her take a look.
As for why Auntie beat her, it was because when Auntie told a bedtime story last night, she said that Auntie's story was not good, so Auntie changed 5 stories, and Auntie almost went crazy at that time, and threatened the children to pay attention to sleep.
"Don't don't~~ I don't watch. ”
Li Xiang hurriedly refused, this kid actually wanted to take off his pants.
Dou Dou felt that Li Daxiang was unrighteous and had no conscience, and refused to help her uphold justice, so he threatened him that if he didn't help, she would fart in the quilt.
“......”
There was a knock on the door, and Xiang Shuying's voice came in: "Little elephant, is Dou Dou in your room?"
Dou Dou's big eyes rolled wildly, and he whispered to Li Xiang not to say that she was there.
"She's here, you take her away. ”
Dou Dou glared at the elephant Li who betrayed her and began to grind his teeth.
Li Xiang didn't dare to delay, so he took the child out of the bed, carried it outside the door, and handed it to Xiang Shuying.
"Sister Bunny will take revenge, huh!"
Dou Dou was taken away by Xiang Shuying, and he didn't dare to resist at all, but he still turned around and said a cruel word to Li Xiang.
Breakfast was made by my grandparents, and the two elderly people couldn't sleep at 6 o'clock, so they worked in the kitchen and made a hearty southern breakfast for the whole family.
Dou Dou proudly showed off, saying that she was the first to get up today, earlier than her grandparents, and suggested that everyone praise her.
"Then I'll give you another fried egg. ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan gave Dou Dou a fried egg, and Dou Dou turned to the teacher: "Give Xiao Bu some food, Xiao Bu Dian, if you want to celebrate the New Year, it is a gift from my sister to you." ”
It's a simple gift.
"O, thank you, sister. ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan said: "Eat more, we will clean up today." ”
As soon as the two children heard that they could wash and scrub today, they were immediately full of enthusiasm, and after breakfast, they took the initiative to change into straps and work clothes, put on small rain boots, one carried a bucket, and the other carried a brush and a rag, and hurriedly ran to Xiaoyuan's mother to receive the task, and soon ran over in front of Li Xiang in a hurry.
Li wanted to ask them what task they had received, and the teacher said excitedly to clean the toilet.
Sure enough, it's this again!