Chapter 774: So Shuhang, tell a joke?

Lying down, although the liquid metal ball kept saying that as long as Bai Senior Two dared to come over, he would look good. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info to make there only one master left in these nine nether worlds.

But it didn't expect that Bai Senpai would appear in front of it so directly.

"How did you end up here!"

"Yo, aren't you calling me? Senior Bai smiled, and as he spoke, his eyes looked at the evil lotus.

This Evil Lotus has begun to evolve and has entered the stage of full maturity.

From this evil lotus, Bai Senpai sensed a spatial power...... This is a kind of space power that can open up a small world in the 'Nine Shadows World'.

As the master of the Nine Shadows World, Bai Seniors can know the ins and outs of all things that belong to the 'Nine Shadows World' at a glance. Before, due to the blockage of the liquid metal ball that was also the 'Nine Shadows Dominator', the two of the white seniors didn't really see it. But now, when he saw this 'evil lotus' with his own eyes, the effect of the evil lotus could not be hidden from him. In the eyes of the Juggernaut, there are no secrets.

"You're trying to stop me?" said the liquid metal ball through gritted teeth.

"Hahaha, what do you say?" Senior Bai said with a smile, and as he spoke, he raised the black long sword in his hand and aimed it at this evil lotus and slashed it away: "To borrow a sentence from your previous one: as long as it is something you want to do, I am especially interested in stopping it!"

Senior Bai took out the sword, he is the 'master' of the Nine Nether World, and he can mobilize the power of the entire Nine Nether World with a single sword.

The liquid metal ball gritted its teeth with hatred, and instantly flashed in front of the white senior two. Its body turned into a steel shield, blocking the sword of Bai Senior Two: "It's useless, in this Nine Shadows World, although I can't help you, you can't help me!"

It's not the first time that it and Bai Senpai have fought in the Nine Nether World, both sides are the 'Nine Nether World Masters', here the two of them have the same strength and the same power. What the two of the white seniors can do, the liquid metal ball can also do, and neither side can help the other.

If the liquid metal ball tries its best to protect the 'Evil Lotus', it will be difficult for the two of the white seniors to destroy the 'Evil Lotus'.

"I can't help you, but...... I will attack you and defend it, and if you defend it for a long time, you will lose. I'll keep attacking, and you'll lose sometime. "Senior Bai said, the next moment, his figure broke through the limit of space, and appeared on the right side of the 'Evil Lotus' in an instant, and several sword qi were thrown out towards the 'Evil Lotus'.

The liquid metal ball gritted its teeth, and its body also teleported, blocking in front of Bai Senpai's two, firmly blocking his sword qi attack.

Subsequently, the entire underground where the evil lotus was located was shrouded in darkness.

The battle between the two masters is more than people can imagine.

Their attacks, their spells, and their fighting methods are completely different from ordinary monks and nine demons. In the darkness, the sky was full of the figures of the white senior two and the liquid metal ball. The two sides attacked and defended, and they were completely indistinguishable from each other.

And that's when ...... Finally, the bud of the 'evil lotus' stretched out again.

With the blooming of the 'Evil Lotus', in the Nine Nether Worlds, a [Realm within a Realm] was opened up and began to take shape.

"[smirked], Shiro, you failed! The one who succeeded in the end was me!" The liquid metal ball said triumphantly - the 'Evil Lotus World' has been opened, and the two of Bai's predecessors have not been able to stop it!

Shiro-senpai stopped attacking and returned to a two-handed sword stance. After a moment, he thought about it, and then said with a serious face: "Well, congratulations!"

Liquid Metal Ball: "......"

"How can I say it, in fact, when I saw you trying to leave the 'Nine Shadows World' and enter the present world, I didn't really want to stop you in my heart. Because if you fail, nothing will change. If you succeed, it won't hurt me. Isn't it?" said Bai Senpai.

"You know what I'm trying to do, so why are you trying to stop me?" said the liquid metal ball in a deep voice.

"Why? Because we are not 'lifelong rivals'? So, no matter what you want to do, if I don't stop you, wouldn't it be obvious that I, your 'lifelong rival', am very irresponsible?" said Bai Senior Duo calmly.

Liquid Metal Ball: "......"

"Well, time is running out. Let me see, how do you use this 'Evil Lotus Space' to achieve the goal of leaving the Nine Shadows World!" said Senior Bai.

The liquid metal ball gritted its teeth secretly, it really couldn't understand what the white senior two was thinking?

But...... No matter what the other party's idea is, the evil lotus space has bloomed, and the other party can no longer stop it!

The Evil Lotus completely bloomed, and the 'Evil Lotus Space' began to take shape.

The liquid metal ball remained vigilant and lifted itself into the 'Evil Lotus Space', where it wanted to leave its own mark.

And in the whole process, the white senior two really didn't stop it!

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The two of them stood quietly outside the 'Evil Lotus Space' like this, watching the liquid metal ball leave its mark in the 'Evil Lotus Space'.

[I see, is this the way to fuse this space and imprint it?] Bai seniors two secret paths.

Then, he closed his eyes slightly...... Consciousness entered the 'make-up space'.

"Next, I pulled that little friend of Song Shuhang in. Senior Bai said softly.

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At this moment, the Confucian Baiyun Academy.

Song Shuhang, who was resting, always felt that he had something important to do, but he couldn't remember anything important for a while.

"Ah Sixteen, do you think I have anything very important that I didn't do?" Song Shuhang asked.

Su Shi Ah Sixteen yawned slightly: "What is a very important matter?"

"I can't remember it either, but I always feel uneasy, as if something important is about to be done. Song Shuhang thought as he walked around the room.

"Oh...... What exercises do you not learn?What enemies do you want to defeat?What kind of things you haven't eaten?Or, is there any special person you want to meet?" Su Shi Ah Sixteen wiped the tears that flowed from the yawn and replied casually.

"In terms of exercises, I've only just started with the last few exercises. I'm going to learn a few more exercises, and then I'll find a senior to use the CPU to improve the level of the exercises, so as not to waste three opportunities. Words of the enemy...... I've brushed so many demons today, and there shouldn't be anyone to defeat. I don't have much desire to eat. Who to meet...... , wait, I remember. Song Shuhang's eyes lit up.

"Do you remember something?" Su Shi asked curiously-who was the important person Song Shuhang wanted to meet?

"Do you remember the 'make-up exam space' I told you about before? The 'beep beep ~~' senior in it asks me to tell him a joke every time he pulls me in. But the first few times, I didn't prepare, and I used all my strength to get out of that 'infinite make-up space'. So I decided, I've been watching more jokes lately, and I'm prepared, even if I'm pulled into the 'infinite make-up' space, I can easily meet the needs of the 'beep beep~~' senior. Song Shuhang said and turned on his mobile phone.

He opened the page and started searching for 'funny jokes', and then a lot of links popped up on the page, all of which were joke pages.

Song Shuhang pulled it casually and opened one of the web addresses.

【100 Funny Evil Jokes】This is the title of the web page after opening.

[Joke 1: A boy said to the goddess: I will invite you to dinner.] The goddess promised: Another day. On the side, there is also a blushing face and a funny smile, that expression is super magical, and people can't help but want to punch it in the face when they see it.

Song Shuhang: "......"

Damn, what the hell is this joke.

If he dared to tell this kind of joke to Bai Senpai, it would be strange that the other party could laugh.

Continued to pull down...... The following joke is even more excessive. It's not just evil, but it's also a little 'Ye Lou'~~ What kind of interesting life between husband and wife, a joke that makes people blush with shame.

Song Shuhang can't wait to smash his mobile phone, this kind of joke with a little 'Ye Lou', if he dares to tell it to Bai seniors, he will be long?

I decided to change the web page.

Song Shuhang clicked the page back, returned to the search page, and then typed in [funny jokes that make people laugh].

Just as he was pointing his finger on the word 'search', suddenly, he became dizzy.

What's going on?

I didn't click on the one [Do you want to understand the meaning of life?...... Are you really alive? And those two yes or no options. 】

I just clicked on a 'search' button, why did I suddenly get dizzy?

Wait, is it the one? The call from the white seniors? No, please wait, please give me a few more seconds, I haven't found the right joke yet.

But it's a pity that Song Shuhang's anxious call in his heart couldn't reach the ears of Senior Bai's two, and he was pulled into the 'infinite make-up exam space'.

Song Shuhang's body fell to the side softly.

Su Shi Ah Sixteen blinked, and then immediately understood-Song Shuhang was pulled into that strange space again.

So, her petite figure flashed, came to Song Shuhang's side, and lightly held his body.

At the same time, Su Shi's other hand caught Song Shuhang's mobile phone.

"This time, Shuhang has made preparations, in that infinite make-up exam space, even if you need jokes, it should be no problem, right?" Su Shi Ah Sixteen muttered, and at the same time, she glanced at Song Shuhang's mobile phone page curiously.

"Huh, strange, are you still searching for the page? Just now he saw Shuhang and he saw a few jokes, right?" Su Shi Ah Sixteen wondered, and then, she stretched out her hand and pulled out the history of Song Shuhang's mobile phone page.

Then, the [100 Funny Evil Jokes] appeared in Su Shi's Sixteen's eyes.

After Ah Sixteen pulled this web page, his little face was slightly red: "Phew~ What kind of jokes are these?" ”

Wait!

Could it be that Song Shuhang only read the jokes on this page just now? and then he was pulled into that 'infinite make-up exam space'?

In that case...... If the senior who 'can't tell his name' wants Song Shuhang to tell a joke and have fun, Song Shuhang tells these [100 evil jokes].

The scene was too poignant for Su Shi to imagine.

Song Shuhang's pills, will he die?

I'm a little worried about him.

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Unlimited retake space

"No, ah, ah, Bai senior, please give me a little more time. Hey, I'm already in. In the blink of an eye, Song Shuhang found that he had appeared in the square of the make-up examination space.

In front of him, Senior Bai looked at him with a smile.

"Only hahaha, Bai senior, hello. By the way, senior, have you received that 'dragon magic potion'?" Song Shuhang opened his mouth - take the lead, pull away from the topic, don't pull the topic back to the 'jokes', he only has evil jokes and jokes with a little 'Ye Lou' in his stomach now, telling these two jokes in front of Bai seniors is simply dead!

He is not a predecessor of the three waves of crazy swords, and he refuses to do such a thing as death.

"Well, it's been received. I haven't taken it yet because something went wrong along the way. Senior Bai said with a smile.

"Aha, that's good. Senior Bai, why don't I teach you how to form a cocoon?" Song Shuhang proposed-very good, take the topic away, the farther away the better.

"There's no need to trouble you, in my Nine Shadows World, there are many demons that can form cocoons. I'll just find one out of the way, let them form a cocoon for me, and I'll learn. Bai Senior Two continued to smile.

"Ahaha. Song Shuhang laughed dryly.

"Okay, don't talk about it so much. I have a very important piece of information in my hand right now, which is related to the life and death of your world and Confucianism, do you want to listen to it?" said Senior Bai.

Song Shuhang's eyes suddenly lit up - the intelligence and news of this white senior two have never been missed.

If intelligence is related to the life and death of Confucianism, it must be very serious.

"Is it related to the Confucian Golden Lotus and the Evil Lotus of the Nine Shadows World?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Huh, do you know the evil lotus of the Nine Nether World?" Senior Bai was a little curious, he hadn't told Song Shuhang about this.

Song Shuhang: "It's a long story, because of one of my strange talents, I saw the evil lotus in the Nine Shadows World once. It's similar to the Confucian gentleman Jin Lian...... Sure enough, these two lotus flowers have oddities. ”

"So, do you still want to hear my information now?" said Senior Bai.

"Yes, please tell me, Senior Bai. Song Shuhang hurriedly said.

"So...... Just tell me a joke and make me happy. Bai senior two sat upright and said. (To be continued.) )