49 I'm such a talent!(4 more votes)

It's better to have a way than no way at all!

Anyway, it's already like this now, how bad can it be?

Dead horses should be live horse doctors.

Chen Fan thought about it and made a decision.

Xiong Daxiong Er was still choking and scolding each other with the stinky crows, Chen Fan looked anxious, "That, pause, can you let me make a proposal?"

Xiong Da Xiong Er is now an animal in the zoo, and he still has relative respect for Chen Fan, so Chen Fan opened his mouth and wanted to give face to him.

The two bears shut their mouths for a moment.

One party was silent, and the stinky crow shouted again, but it didn't mean anything, so after saying another word of 'garbage', he also closed his mouth for the time being.

Two bears and a crow, three pairs of eyes, and six eyes converged together.

Chen Fan immediately felt an invisible pressure.

Whether it can be done or not depends on this one!

"Ahem, Xiong Da Xiong Er, what is this crow scolding you, don't you understand?"

"The crow above, what Xiong Da Xiong scolded you, you don't understand, right?"

"And what if I say that I have a way for you to understand each other?"

"Imagine that it would be a lot more interesting to scold again?

"How nice would that be?"

“.......”

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If it weren't for the current situation, Chen Fan would have to yell, 'I'm really a talent!'

It's not a talent!

I saw that Xiong Da Xiong Er was accepting a message about 'This war is a protracted war, and if you can understand what the crows are saying, it will be very beneficial to your war.' ’

"And, when the crow joins the zoo, you'll have a chance to sneak up and catch the crow, as long as you don't kill it!"

Besides, you can't fly, and in this war, you're really at a disadvantage. So in my opinion, you have to change your battle plan and win with your wits and outwit. ’

'For example, when the crow joins the zoo, you can try to soften it first, gradually numb the crow's guard, wait for the crow to let down its guard, and then take it down in one fell swoop!'

'Believe me, when the time comes, it will kneel at your feet and sing of conquest!' and so on, and decisively chose to agree.

Moreover, these two stupid bears did not hesitate to let go of the rainbow fart!

"Principal, you're so clever! ”

Chen Fan grinned, "Don't dare to be, then I'm going to talk to the crow now and paralyze its nerves." Remember, whatever I say to the crows, don't take it seriously, because it's a battle plan, understand?"

Xiong Da Xiong nodded together.

Perfect!

And then to the stinky crow.

To tell the truth, even if Chen Fan met this crow for the first time today, the arrogance of this crow, as well as the attitude he showed, Lao Tzu was the best in the world, really made him a little unhappy.

But there was no way, for the time being, he had to endure this unhappiness.

Chen Fan kept a smile and opened his mouth, "Crow boss, as long as you sign this contract, you can immediately understand what those two stupid bears are saying, which will definitely be very helpful for you to continue your great career of picking fur in the future." ”

"After all, when the time comes, every time you pick up the hair, you can clearly hear the screams of those two stupid bears, and know what the cry contains!"

"Isn't that a little more exciting?"

"Wouldn't you be a little more refreshed that way?"

“.......”

Chen Fan suddenly thought of a sentence he had seen on the Internet before.

"The more you scream, the more excited Lao Tzu becomes!"

Well, sure.

This arrogant and domineering stinky crow is indeed an out-and-out villain!

The stinky crow is decisively tempted.

Because when it thinks of the kind of picture that Chen Fan depicted.......

Tut-tut, its excited body began to tremble!

However, high IQ is not just a matter of words.

The fact that the stinky crow is so screaming and can survive to this day is definitely directly related to its constant vigilance.

"Hehe," the stinky crow sneered, "What conspiracy do you have, just say it, don't be delusional about pit Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu is not an existence that you can pit!"

Chen Fan: .......

Hold on!

It's really hard to keep smiling in the face of such a stinky crow.

"Then I'll just say it straight, I need you to help me do something," the focus is on Zhang Delong's commission, Chen Fan didn't ink, and directly said the matter in one breath simply and clearly.

"As long as the big guy can help me do this, I can let the big guy enjoy the ultimate pleasure of abusing those two stupid bears!"

"Big guy, what do you think?"

Hearing this, the stinky crow blinked.

Doing what Chen Fan said was a breeze for it.

The point is, this deal doesn't seem to be too reciprocal!

As a brilliant crow, he can't afford to lose.

"Hehe, do you want to take advantage of Lao Tzu?" the crow sneered again, and it was about to start using its exclusive bargaining secret, "First of all, I can do this for you with my eyes closed." Secondly, the deal was not reciprocal, and even if I couldn't understand what the two stupid bears were saying, I could already get excited when I heard them scream. Finally, according to what I know about human beings, what you ask me to do must be of great benefit to you, so what good am I to think about it?"

Chen Fan: ......

It's tough!

Please, it's just a bird, does it need to have such a high IQ?

Chen Fan needs to smoke a cigarette, calm down, and think about how to continue this negotiation.

Now the situation is that the stinky crow just said it, but it didn't refuse!

Other words......

Stinky crows want to double up!

Sure enough, the cigarette Dafa has a strong effect.

With that figured out that, the rest is easy.

Chen Fan spoke again, first picked up the benefits after joining the zoo, picked up the key points, took a while, and said it again.

Finally, go straight to the Yellow Dragon!

"Big Crow, within reason, you can say what you want. ”

That's what I'm waiting for.

The stinky crow smiled coldly, and at this moment, its eyes ......

If Chen Fan can understand it, he will know that this look means ...... He thought he was smart, but in fact, from the very beginning, he had been played by this crow.

Of course, Chen Fan couldn't understand it.

It was even more unlikely that he would have imagined that in fact, as early as the first time he walked into the Magical Zoo, this stinky crow had already set his sights on him!

Day and night, in the canopy, on the roof, so a pair of eyes, staring, staring......

The crow smiled silently and proudly, "If you want me to do one thing for you, then you have to help me do one thing.......