58 Sleep a fart, get up!
I'm old and can't stay up late, so hurry up and go to bed, my life matters.
Chen Fan sent a letter to Chu Jingjing, and the content of the letter was very simple, just four words, 'It's done, good night.' ’
Then, take a bath and go to bed.
Xiong Da Xiong Er was also tired, and after turning off the lights, he quickly lay on the sofa and the other on the carpet and fell asleep.
As for the talkers.......
The refreshing feeling has not yet subsided, and the boiling blood is still flowing wildly in the small body.
In particular, not so long ago, it managed to unscrupulously slash off the hair of six humans!
How can it sleep at such a time of excitement?
You know, at this moment, it's eager to dance a tango and show off its beautiful posture!
"Sleep?"
"Sleep a fart, get up!"
After jumping excitedly on the grass for a while, I realized that at this time, it was really impossible for me to sleep at this time, and the little comrade still made a decision, to be hi!
How hi?
The moonlight is like water, the stars are dotted, and a slightly obese fat crow flies high and goes straight to Wucheng.
Between two points, the straight line is the shortest.
This way, Xiao Cheap has flown many times, to put it a little exaggerated, it can fly to the place with its eyes closed.
More than a quarter of an hour later, in the middle of the night, in a quiet old community with no human voice, Xiao Bei found a low tree, landed lightly on the treetops, stared wide-eyed, motionless, like a night walker, and stared closely at the distance.
Not far away, in the corner flower bed of an old six-story building.
I don't know which kind person in the community built a cattery that is simple, but at least it can block the wind and rain.
In the cattery, two black cats hugged each other, showing their affection unscrupulously while falling asleep.
I saw that the tails of these two black cats, united, also formed a love heart very cleverly.
Little Cheap: ......
"Evil is not disgusting! Evil is not disgusting, you have to show affection when you sleep! I'm so angry!"
It's watching, it's determining the success rate of a hit, it's looking for the best place to start!
Yes, the two black cats in the simple cattery in the flower bed are the two cats that Xiao Bei asked Chen Fan to help deal with before!
It and these two stinky black cats are already bitter enemies.
The story begins with the ghost knows how long ago.
I forgot what day it was, this is also something that can't be helped, it's a crow, no matter how smart it is, time still means nothing to it!
However, I forgot what day it was. But it will never forget, and it will never forget what happened that day.
On that day, it flew around leisurely as usual, patrolling the land that seemed to it to be its country.
Flying and flying, it flew to this old neighborhood, and so, ushered in its nightmare!
At that time, it was a little hungry, and it meowed into the flower bed, a piece of bread that looked delicious on the grass.......
Of course, as a heroic and domineering crow with a vast country, it is very cautious. So it first carefully observed the ground situation to make sure that the piece of bread on the ground was not a trap, and then landed and began to enjoy the food.
Unfortunately, the problem was that it was night and it was dark.
Moreover, these two stinky black cats are really black!
It failed to notice the presence of the black cat, and it fell down and began to enjoy its food.
The bread is a bit big, but its mouth is not that big, and it can only eat slowly.
Unexpectedly, at this time, the male black cat actually crawled forward silently from behind it, little by little, ready to attack.
The situation is at a critical juncture, thanks to its experience in a hundred battles and battle-hardened, even when it is eating, it will not completely relax its vigilance!
The shadow of death looms over it, it is so terrible, so frightening to the birds!
The instinct to survive, like an alarm clock, rang wildly, forcing it to turn around at a critical moment and see the male black cat flying towards it!
In an instant, the Grim Reaper was chasing, and it desperately flapped its wings and flew up, trying to get rid of the Grim Reaper's bastard!
It succeeded, it overthrew the Grim Reaper, it survived!
However, live, though alive.
But it was still a little slower to escape, and its proud ass was unfortunately slapped by the paws of the male black cat.
'Smack!', don't want to be excited!
The male black cat slapped it with a palm, and that palm was really terrifying.
Suddenly, its most cherished feathers flew everywhere.
So, it's crazy!
It howled and flew to the nearby tree, frightened, and at the same time, furious...... The anger of being slapped in the ass and being beaten off the bird's feathers overshadowed reason with an easy rush.
"What's special, it's always only Lao Tzu who picks your hair, you stinky cat, you dare to pick Lao Tzu's hair!"
Losing its mind, it roared, not allowing itself to rest at all, and immediately launched a counterattack!
It's a king, it's a warrior, it's not afraid of such a stinky black cat!
It's going to fight for its honor!
At that moment, something like 'a cat is seven times faster than a cat' doesn't mean anything to it at all.
All it knew was that it had to knock over the stinky black cat underneath.
So, a shocking battle began, and for a while, bird feathers, cat feathers, flew everywhere, and the battle situation was not tragic!
Finally, under the influence of its domineering spirit, the male black cat was frightened and began to retreat, putting on a posture of admitting defeat and begging for mercy.
At the time, it should have been taken as soon as it was good.
However, the anger of being beaten in the ass was too strong to allow it to stop there.
Therefore, the exuberance of victory forced it to immediately decide to take advantage of the victory.
How could it have thought that the damn male black cat was actually a master of playing tactics, and it was actually a disguised admission of defeat in order to lead it into a trap.
It couldn't have thought it would be a trap, just as it couldn't have thought of ...... What's more, there is actually a female black cat, who has been hiding in the shadows, ready to give it a fatal blow and end its life.
It didn't think of those, it was fooled, and of course, when the male black cat suddenly stopped retreating, and in the two-color pupils, a dazzling and sinister light suddenly flashed, everything ...... It's really just a little bit away, and it's going to be over completely.
The male black cat no longer retreated, and launched another wave of counterattack, and at the same time, the female black cat, which had completed the momentum in the dark, rushed out......
Cats are seven times faster than cats!
When two black cats, join forces to it together.......
Xiao Cheap really doesn't want to admit it, but it has to be ashamed to admit it, because for it, it is indeed a nightmare!
Because at that moment, when it suddenly found out that there was actually a damn black cat, it was really scared, scared, it wanted to go home, be a good crow, and never come out and pretend again!
In fact, the most humiliating time was when it was so scared......
As a result, the was scared out!
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Now that I think about it, it should really be thankful for the scareless poop...... If it hadn't been for the sudden appearance of that piece of bird droppings, it would have died that night.
The appearance of bird droppings caused the cooperation of the two black cats to have a brief pause! Because the two black cats felt so disgusting.......