"Little Ancestor, don't follow the mess! Don't you have any strength?" The female teacher complained bitterly, this time Wei Long and Wu Yong's results were originally her in order to please Wu De, and the two discussed to modify it secretly, after all, Wei Long has no father and no mother and is a transfer student, no one is better to bully than him. Who knows that Wu Yong is also an iron man, he is cheap and obedient, and he really regards himself as the first place, and he can fool the past with a single sentence, but now it has become troublesome.

"Teacher, let's show Wu Yong, right?"

"That's right, I just asked Wu Yong and his father's method of teaching his son. ”

"Let's also see how Wu Yong has improved so much?"

The instigation of the parents made it difficult for the female teacher to ride the tiger, and her forehead was sweating urgently, who knew that Wu De, the pig teammate, had another god assist.

"Teacher, you can take the test! After the exam, I am still waiting to go on stage to share my experience with the parents!" Wu De said arrogantly, what is the difficulty of the third grade course of primary school, even if Wu Yong is stupid, it is impossible not to answer, right?

"Hehe... Since Wu Yong and his father said it, let's take the test. ”

"Slow, let's make some bets before the exam to help the fun!" Wu De glanced at Lin Tiangou and said, "If my son Wu Yong wins, how about Wei Long be a little scholar for him and serve our family Wu Yong!"

"Yes, your idea is good, but what if your son Wu Yong loses?"

"That's impossible!" Wu De waved his hand, "My son is so smart, how could he lose to Wei Long?"

"If Wu Yong loses, just serve tea and pour water for Wei Long every day, I'm afraid that being a scholar will affect Wei Long's learning!" Lin Tiangou's words made Wu De want to beat people now, suppressing his impulse, Wu De said viciously, "Okay, a word is a certainty! Teacher, start the test for me now!"

The female teacher was helpless, so she had to make the question as simple as possible, not asking Wu Yong to be right, at least don't lose too ugly, don't get out of the math, Wu Yong can't figure out the addition and subtraction of more than 100;

"Girl, is it that easy for you to pass the third-grade exam?"

"Why don't you take the math and English key subjects?"

"The teacher's questions are boring, and my son said that this exam is difficult. ”

The ten questions will be finished immediately, except for a few ancient poems to fill in the blanks, the rest are basically common sense, which also caused some parents to be dissatisfied, but in order for their children not to be angry in the class in the future, they did not dare to protest loudly.

"Son, do you feel difficult?" Wu De looked at the question, and immediately became happy, as long as Wu Yong is not mentally retarded, not to mention the whole team, he can answer eight or nine without leaving ten!

"No problem! I'm number one!"

"Yes!

Looking at the double reeds of these two fathers and sons, Lin Tiangou almost couldn't hold back his laughter, the questions from the teacher basically have nothing to do with learning, "What are the four great classics of Chinese classics?"

Xiaolong looked at Lin Tiangou and nodded, the first place that belonged to him, he had to take it back in front of all the students and parents, and he couldn't let Lin Tiangou down.

During the period when Wei Long and Wu Yong were answering the test papers, Wu De was not idle, and said to Lin Tiangou in a low voice, "Let your family Wei Long go first after school, I don't want him to see his father being beaten and running away." ”

"Oh, I see that you are still a bit of a father, I won't waste you today. Lin Tiangou said with a smile, this Wu De is really interesting, he looks like an upstart, and he is also looking for faults in various ways, for fear that he will not meet a ruthless person?

"Dead ducks have a hard mouth, and you will cry when the time comes!"

Wei Long finished answering in ten minutes, and Wu Yong next to him was sweating profusely, and the female teacher also wondered, this question is not difficult, after glancing at Wu Yong's answer, she almost fainted, is this still a fart?

"Whew! I'm done!" Wu Yong confidently handed over the test paper, and glanced at Wei Long proudly, his demonstrative little eyes made people look angry and funny.

"The teacher will announce the results!" Wu De asked with a smile, "Read it out directly, I'm afraid that some people will not be convinced, and I am still waiting to share my experience with parents!"

"Wu Yong's parents, I think it's better to forget it. The female teacher smiled bitterly, "It's good for everyone to communicate with each other in the parent-teacher meeting, there is no need to make it so heavy." ”

"How can that be done? My Wu Yong finally won the first place in the exam, and I can't let some people question it! Teacher, you are bold, with me here, no one can touch you!"

"Ahem!" The female teacher suddenly felt speechless, cleared her throat and announced the results, "Wei Long is all right in all ten questions, Wu Yong is sixty points!"

"Hahaha! Wu Yong is a big fool, how can he compare to Xiaolong!"

"That is, the teacher is usually used to Wu Yong and looking for Xiaolong. ”

"Wu Yong two hundred and five, who doesn't know that he is the stupidest!"

Tong Yan was unscrupulous, and the children who were good friends with Xiaolong suddenly laughed, which also made Wu De's face gloomy, just now his arrogance, that arrogance, and that kind of unstoppable, but he was caught off guard by his own children's sixty points.

"Bring the test papers!" Wu De grabbed the test papers, and after reading them, he suddenly felt angry, the teacher could be said to have tried his best, but his child was really not angry!

"Why am I going to kill you little rabbit cub! What are the four famous Chinese novels that you TM wrote? "Cat and Mouse", "Three Squirrels", "Pig Man", how come there is a "Playboy"?"

"It's not that you always watch that "Playboy", and you say that you read all famous books, let me learn more!"

"The little rabbit cub still dares to talk back, I'll kill you!"

A good parent-teacher meeting instantly turned into a large-scale domestic violence scene, Wu Yong ran, Wu De chased, the two fathers and sons who were originally complacent suddenly forgot the father's kindness and filial piety just now, and the parents and children couldn't hold back anymore, and everyone laughed.

"You make it clear to me that if you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have a group of wives and concubines. Who taught you? And this sentence of shooting a man first and shooting a horse first, catching a traitor and catching a traitor in bed! Where did you learn it, I have to kill you today!"

"Woo woo! Don't fight, it's not taught by Uncle Yi, you look for him, what are you doing beating me!"

Wu De was even more angry after hearing this, he was originally here to pretend to be Boyi today, who knows that he will let his son slap his face, this kind of cheating daddy, who will he beat if he doesn't beat him?

"So, what kind of Lao Tzu has what kind of son. Lin Tiangou said this sentence and sent it back as it was, "Teacher, what is going on with Wei Long's grades, you have to give an explanation, right?"

"This.... Maybe I made a mistake when I was grading!" The female teacher said with a smile, "Actually, Wei Long's grades have always been good, and it is not a bad thing for him to let him win the first place one less time." ”

Lin Tiangou was speechless, he had never seen such a brazen teacher!