The first time he met Xing Xing, Yang Xiaolei's voice was loud.

The cry was miserable, as if he was about to be executed by Ling Chi.

The driver was extremely disdainful and glanced at Yang Xiaolei.

How is a secretary like you embarrassed to go out with you?

You see your leaders, they are all in the back seat, without the slightest hint of fear.

This is the big guy!

In the face of the attack of gunfire, extremely calm!

Liang Zilong's face was expressionless, his eyes were condensed, and his body turned around, blocking behind Yang Xiaolei's seat.

"The bullet is coming from the back, the front is safe! Calm, what about me?" Liang Zilong looked solemn.

If you dare to be bold enough to attack the convoy of the Occult Administration, there must be a lot of people on the other side.

The other party is fully prepared, and on the side of his own special operations team, it is far behind.

It seems that this time there is a lot of bad luck.

It's just that after being an intelligence officer for so many years, it is common to face life and death.

In other words, life and death have long been downplayed.

If you don't accept it, just do it!

Whoever dies is finished!

The driver looked admiring, his chest was hot, and he said: "Leader, don't worry, my driving skills are good, and I will definitely not let you have any trouble." ”

The little monk who meditated was speechless, and the expression on his face was called a tangle.

What's going on?

That's too much, isn't it?

At this time, Yang Xiaolei patted Liang Zilong's shoulder, pointed to the walkie-talkie again, and released his hand.

"I said, who is that, can you eat a little bit for your brain?"

"Didn't you notice that it was my wife who shot me? I don't scream badly, and you want to be shot again?"

Afraid of Yang Xiaolei's contemptuous expression, Liang Zilong wanted to die.

You're paralyzed, it's you who deserve to be shot, not me!

Who are these people?

Liang Zilong felt that he had seen so many people in his life...

The person in front of me is really... Sick!

"Ah, help, someone stabbed me, wife, come and help!" Yang Xiaolei turned on the walkie-talkie again and yelled.

The cry is terrible!

"Bang bang bang...", someone knocked on the window.

As soon as Yang Xiaolei turned his face, he saw Hu Jingjing's face full of anger, and the hand cannon in his hand was aimed at Yang Xiaolei.

"I'm dripping mom!" Yang Xiaolei was startled, is this girl really crazy?

Without the slightest hesitation, Yang Xiaolei opened the car door in an instant, jumped out, and jumped out.

"Bye-bye..."

Hu Jingjing waved her hand and proudly raised her hand cannon.

"Boom..."

Gunshots rang out, and rubble splattered on the ground!

"You want to die, murder your husband, you're too much!" Yang Xiaolei roared angrily.

However, the car did not stop, and continued to move on.

"Fat dun, stone, give me death, I'm not in the car, come back and pick me up!" Yang Xiaolei took the walkie-talkie, half angry.

Soon, Fat Dun appeared with a smile.

"Brother Lei, on the walkie-talkie, I can't hear clearly, which girl is bullying you, tell me, I'll help you take revenge!"

"Hug your uncle, it was my wife who beat me, I was reluctant to fight back, you revenge a fart. Yang Xiaolei sprayed directly on his face.

Fat Dun was speechless, and could only say aggrievedly: "Brother Lei, you have a lot of saliva!"

"I... I..."Yang Xiaolei was also speechless.

Yang Xiaolei doesn't want to take care of this goods, the devil knows, what can pop out of his mouth?

If a pile of pops up, he's not bored.

"You run along!" Yang Xiaolei took a little foot, flew into the car, and closed the car door.

"Drive!"

"Brother Lei, don't, don't leave me!" Fat Dun was startled and ran wildly.

The high-horsepower off-road vehicle can't even outrun the fat dun.

Of course, it is estimated that it is the reason why off-road is just getting started.

Fat Dun was lying on the window of the car, pedaling under his feet.

The fat face was attached to the car window, and it directly blocked all the windows.

Oh my God, this face, it's big enough.

The driver was startled and hurriedly stopped.

Fat Dun opened the car door, and the big fat face turned into a round bitter melon.

"Brother Lei, I'm so scared!"

"Will you be cheap next time?" Yang Xiaolei asked angrily.

"Brother Lei, I'm wronged, I'm just asking, it seems like you... Your mouth... Cheap... Is it cheap? saliva everywhere? It's disgusting!" Fat Dun cautiously told the truth.

"Congratulations!" Yang Xiaolei said very seriously.

"Bang..."

Fat Dun was kicked out directly.

"Ah, Brother Lei, I was wrong!" Fat Dun hurriedly changed his words.

However, the whole person has already hit the ground.

"Be a man, be smart, take care of your legs, don't run around, take care of your hands, don't take them around, take care of your mouth, don't fart around!"

"Don't you have any quality at all? How did your parents teach you?" Yang Xiaolei pointed to the fat pier, and the righteous words of accusation.

He didn't remember at all, as if he was the one who spoke cheaply.

However, in Yang Xiaolei's dictionary, I am willing to be cheap.

If you have a cheap mouth, then you are looking for death!

This matter is not negotiable!

Fat Dun looked sluggish and said, "Brother Lei, I have never been taught by my parents." ”

Suddenly, Yang Xiaolei was stunned!

He realized that he had said the wrong thing.

Regarding the matter of their parents, it is a pain in the hearts of the three of them, which cannot be touched.

A child with a mother is a treasure, and a child without a mother is a grass.

They wept and wept secretly.

"I'm sorry!" Yang Xiaolei's face sank and he opened his mouth to apologize.

The fat face also returned to normal in an instant, with a serious silence.

Soon, a smile appeared on his face.

"Brother Lei, it's okay. ”

"Let's go, brother, please eat spicy crayfish. ”

"Okay! ”

The faces of the people in the car were also a little strange.

"It's here. A few minutes later, the intercom in the car rang.

"Let's go, spicy crayfish, I'm coming!" Fat Dun was the first to rush out.

He had to be the first because he was huddled right next to the car door.

Liang Zilong looked entangled, is this time life?

After thinking about it, he gritted his teeth and leaned in.

"Comrade Yang Xiaolei, should we hurry up and go to Lintian Island first?" He was really worried.

"Huh?" Yang Xiaolei turned around and looked at Liang Zilong, with a look of regret on his face.

Moreover, that gaze, looking at people, with indescribable pity.

"Little snake, I didn't say you, I really don't know what you intelligence people think in your hearts. ”

Suddenly, Yang Xiaolei's face sank and said, "I'm going to set two rules for you now." ”

"First, from now on, you can call me boss, Brother Lei, and Lei Ye, but you are not allowed to call me comrade, nor am you allowed to call me team leader!"

"Second, from now on, you will do whatever I tell you to do? Your task is to carry out orders, not to question and talk nonsense. ”

"Do you understand?" Yang Xiaolei frowned slightly.

This kind of fool, he really can't look past it.

He didn't know that when people looked at him, he was also mentally ill.

Liang Zilong hesitated for a moment and asked, "Even if you are wrong, you can't say it?"

"No, you can't. ”

"Who's going to take the blame?"

"Nonsense, do you think I'm the one who made you carry the black pot?" Yang Xiaolei frowned.

Then, he patted Liang Zilong on the shoulder and said meaningfully, "Have you heard a story?"

Liang Zilong was stunned again!

What kind of brain circuit is this, and why is it telling a story again?

Yang Xiaolei didn't care about his reaction, and said seriously: "One morning, Director Wang and his subordinate section chief entered the elevator together, and the elevator was crowded with people. ”

While the elevator was rising, Director Wang couldn't help it and let out a fart. ”

"And it's a stinking fart. ”

The section chief looked at Director Wang with disgust in his eyes. ”

In the afternoon of the same day, Director Wang called the section chief to the office and said to him: You have been fired. ”

"The section chief wondered, why did you fire me?"

"However, the director ignored him? Do you know why the section chief was fired?" Yang Xiaolei asked suddenly.

Liang Zilong tilted his head, thought for a few seconds, and muttered, "That's it, why was he expelled?"

Yang Xiaolei sighed and said, "Is your IQ negative? Director Wang said later at the meeting, you can't even afford to do big things, what's the use of leaving you?"

Liang Zilong blinked his eyes, suddenly realized, nodded thoughtfully, and said, "What you said makes sense!"

Suddenly, he thought of something and asked, "Brother Lei, is Director Wang in our bureau? Who is the section chief? Why haven't I heard of this?"