In fact, I really believe that the reason why I say this is just to be simply unconvinced.

Don't talk about her, it's just that I used Chen Yi's QQ to secretly search for people nearby, and it didn't take long to receive more than a dozen requests to add friends.

This only proves that wolves have more meat and less meat! This society is already seriously unbalanced between men and women, and I don't know how many old singles will be in ten or twenty years......

Li Anan is also a woman with a strong personality, she immediately picked up her mobile phone to search for people nearby, and picked them up decently.

"Uh...... This man's avatar is good-looking, but the name is not good-looking, this name is good-looking, but the avatar is not good-looking, and this one, the avatar is good-looking, and the name is good-looking, but the personality signature is not my ......."

Listening to her chattering alone, I leaned over to take a look, and echoed disdainfully: "Don't think that you look more like a fairy, you don't look down on others, and others don't look down on you." Say that other people's avatars are not good-looking, do you think your avatars are good-looking?"

"Isn't it pretty, open your dog's eyes, Miss Ben's beautiful picture, come, flash your titanium dog's eyes!" she said, enlarging her own head and placing it in front of my eyes.

I closed my eyes tightly, but I knew that her avatar was really good-looking, it was a picture of herself, she smiled sweetly in the sun, and there were two shallow pear sockets at the corners of her mouth, in short, she gave a very youthful feeling.

"Take it away, don't disgust me, I just finished eating. I said with a pretended disgust.

"Bastard, no matter how ugly Miss Ben is, she is a woman you can't get!"

"Don't talk about it, it's been a minute, quit and see if anyone has added you as a friend. ”

"Just watch!"

As she spoke, she exited the nearby people function, and then saw 6 appear in the Add Friends, that is, 6 people added her.

"Look, there's already six of them. She immediately showed off to me.

"Don't worry, it's only been less than a minute, let's continue to wait. ”

In fact, I knew that I had lost, but I was still very unconvinced: "Don't think of yourself too well, do you really think of us men so humble?"

"You're less than bibi, let's just wait and see. ”

I lit a cigarette and waited, but a minute later there were only three friend requests, plus the six just now, but more than half of the time had passed.

Li Anan was anxious, she frowned tightly and said, "Why are there only nine people?

"Haha......" I should have laughed at this point, "You're too presumptuous! Admit it! You're a pig, and no one adds a pig." ”

"Bastard, who are you scolding pigs?"

"Whoever calls me a bastard is a pig!"

She glared at me with a sneer and scolded: "Bastard, you are the heart of a villain and the belly of a gentleman, you are just envious and jealous of Miss Ben's beauty!"

"Yes, I admit that I am a villain, so do you admit that you are a gentleman? Do you finally admit that you are a man?"

"Ah...... Bastard, I'll kill you!" he said he wouldn't win me, and he started to move his hands and feet at me, and pounced on me with his hands and feet.

I was afraid that the cigarette butt would burn her, so I quickly snuffed out the cigarette butt and fought with her.

Where she was my opponent, I easily subdued her on the couch, and I rode on top of her, pressed her hands on the couch, and pressed her in an extremely awkward position.

"You still want to hit me, come on, hit me!"

"Bastard! bastard bastard, you're not a man!" she struggled, but apparently to no avail.

"I'm not a man, do you want to try it?"

"Ah...... Help! Someone ...... force."

I hurriedly let go of her and got off her, scared, afraid that her roar would invite the neighbors again, and it would be difficult to explain.

She sat up angrily and wanted to make a move on me, but I immediately grabbed her phone and said, "Look, are there twenty people now?"

She reacted very quickly and snatched the phone, as if she didn't want me to see it, and I couldn't unlock the lock!

She secretly glanced at herself, and immediately smiled: "You're finished, you're completely finished! Look for yourself, see!"

Staring at the screen of her phone, there were already more than twenty messages added to the new friend, and it was indeed only three minutes later.

"Convinced, have you accepted?" she suddenly became proud.

I was just bored with myself, and snorted coldly: "Isn't it just washing the dishes for a week, what's the big deal? I made it look like I had won five million, as for it?"

"Wrong, not only washing dishes, but also mopping the floor!"

I shook my head helplessly, but the stinky girl was happy, and said to herself: "I'll take a look and see if there are any of these more than 20 people who Miss Ben likes." ”

"You're so self-righteous, you really think you're awesome, don't you?"

She nodded without shame and said, "Yes, I'm just very good, how about it?" If you don't accept it, you can also turn on the nearby function to try it, if one adds your friends, I will admit defeat." ”

No need to compare, I've already lost!

I stopped talking to her, lit another cigarette and continued to concentrate on watching TV.

After a while, Li An'an's self-talk sounded again: "Well, this man is not bad, although the avatar is a cartoon character, but the name is good, and the personality signature is also what I like, it's him!"

Everyone is curious, even if I don't want to communicate with her more, I can't help but sneak a look, and the person she said is called 'Night, Drunk Alone'.

I couldn't help laughing at that time, Li Anan turned his head to glance at me, and said, "What are you laughing at?"

"What do you think his name sounds like?"

"Isn't it good?" she repeated, "night, drunk alone." How nice it sounds! A night alone, drunk alone, a literary boy. ”

"Oh, yes? I thought it was a non-mainstream?"

"It's better than yours, Shuangmudong, I'm still in Zhongguancun? I don't know if I thought it was a place name, hahaha......"

I glanced at her and stopped talking to her, this stinky girl was so angry at some times.

But I don't know if it's curiosity, my attention is all on Li An'an's chat with that non-mainstream screen name, and I can't watch it on TV.

Li Anan didn't avoid it, but let me watch his chat with this non-mainstream screen name.

After Li Anan passed the verification, he took the initiative to send a small expression, and quickly replied: "Hello." ”

An'an Lee: "I'm not good at all. ”

Non-mainstream screen names: "Why?"

Li An'an: "Because I have a pig next to me!"

When I saw this, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I glanced at her and said, "Who are you scolding for being a pig?"

Li Anan glanced at me and said, "Don't you sit down, right?"

Look! Is this demon girl angry?

Then they continued to talk, and the non-mainstream screen name replied, "Where are you, why are there pigs next to you?"

Li An'an glanced at me and replied, "Yes, I'm thinking about this too." ”

Non-mainstream screen name: "You can't be a pig, right?"

Li An'an burst into laughter when he saw the news, and immediately replied: "Yes, I am a pig farmer, what about you? What do you do?"

Non-mainstream screen name: "I'm a decorator. ”

Li Anan suddenly looked at me again, she knew that I was also doing decoration, but I was doing design.

Li Anan replied again: "Then you must be very strong, right?"

Non-mainstream screen name: "Ahhh......h It's okay!"

Li An'an: "You are too modest, I like those with muscles and strength." ”