Chapter 46: Snake

The sun was sinking in the west, the sunset was red all over the sky, and a few sparrows rested on the crooked-necked tree.

Liu Jing's vigorous has not yet arrived, everyone in 3601 has become lively, they are all busy with today's dinner, Yumo came back all the way after work, Ziqiao Meijia and the two of them hummed a song with radiant faces, the former took the pot and the latter took the shovel, Xiaoxian was urged by Ze Yifei to wash and cut vegetables, Zhang Wei looked at it from the side and seemed to want to help.

"Eh, is there anything I can do?" Zhang Wei spun around, but no one seemed to need him.

"Pao'er, you're just watching. Ziqiao said.

"Yes, Zhang Wei, you can just try it. Yifei commanded.

"But I'd love to do my part at the welcome ceremony of Dali's first dinner. Zhang Wei said.

"Alas, Zhang Wei, you helped us cook last time, the roots of the vegetables were not picked, and the fascia of the meat was not torn, this is the same as not helping....." Yifei complained on the side.

"But you're all busy preparing dinner now, and I'm not doing anything by myself, and I'm so cold..."

Everyone fell silent when they heard Zhang Wei's words, and listened to him continue.

"Of course, if I can give me a sip of chicken soup, I guess I should be able to barely get better. ”

???Zhang Wei, you're here.

Everyone felt like they were being teased, and rolled up their sleeves and prepared to cut it.

"Don't hit me, I was wrong. ”

Zhang Wei noticed everyone's angry gaze, and hugged his head in fear.

"You can not hit it, but there is a request. Mika grinned and shook the vegetable spatula in her hand.

"What request?" Zhang Wei showed half of his face.

"Tell us about your little girlfriend in online dating. "Mega said.

"That's right. ”

"Strongly agreed. ”

"Percent in favor. "The crowd agrees.

"Huh?" Zhang Wei said with a bitter face, "Why do you want to know so much." ”

"You Zhang Wei is a bachelor for ten thousand years, and you finally fell in love, or a rare online dating, it's normal for us to gossip. Ziqiao quipped.

"But I haven't met her yet, so I'll tell you now in case we break up in the future..."Zhang Wei hesitated.

"Why are you thinking so much now, if you say it, you should prepare a dinner party for us with BGM, we are also energetic listening to it. "Zeng Xiaoxian.

"But..."

"Grind and chirp, do you want to say it?" Yifei closed his palms and moved the wrist knot.

"Don't don't, don't do it, the gentleman doesn't move his hands, I say, you let me wisp it." Zhang Wei directly admitted and complained in his heart.

It's too real, is this a love apartment or a gossip apartment? Or is love and gossip a symbiotic relationship?

When everyone heard Zhang Wei agree, they no longer embarrassed him and began to do his own thing, and Zhang Wei sat on the chair at the dining table, and after preparing for a while, he began to speak.

"You all know the cause of the incident, I met a customer who was addicted to games, because he was exposed to power and power. ”

"I didn't think that way when I entered the game, so I chose the biggest weapon, the bigger the weapon, the higher the damage, and then I ran to do the mission, in a no-man's valley, and suddenly, a huge Skeletron fell from the sky and appeared in front of my screen, I was startled, and then I thought about what I was afraid of in the game, and then rushed up to cut it. ”

"Skeletron has a crimson blood bar on his head, but I can't see it clearly when I'm low-level, and I don't want to be sent back to the city anyway. Zhang Wei paused here, in fact, he was lost in the game map at that time, he didn't even know where to run, so he could only go up and die.

After all, the situation at that time was very anxious, a huge Skeleton King who didn't know the rank, and a big sword rookie who was still wearing a novice cloth armor, had no retreat at all.

Zhang Wei continued, everyone's attention was raised, don't say it, Zhang Wei's storytelling is still a little level.

"But I didn't expect that after I rushed up, the Skeleton King ran away, I was so angry, and when the rats saw the momentum of this king, they didn't kneel? I actually dared to run for my life! I immediately made a decision, threw the big sword out and smashed it on the body of the Skeleton King, tsk, the heavy sword passed through his skeleton, and directly nailed him to the ground!"

"What's the ??? situation, Zhang Wei, are you hanging?" Yifei listened with a strange look, she also played with power and power, according to the description that the Skeletron King would escape was at least a third-order monster, why could Zhang Wei be hacked to death as a novice?

"No, no, you listen to me. Zhang Weizheng said that he was on the rise.

"Yifei, don't.... You sit. Zeng Xiaoxian was fascinated when he heard it, and he didn't think about it, and he suffocated the word 'interrupt'.

I went, I was on the verge of death just now, but fortunately I was saved by my own genius!

"I go on, after the death of Skeletron, the equipment and in-game currency on the ground, tsk, were scattered all over the ground, and the black soil seemed to be dyed rainbow colored. ”

"Of course I want to pick up equipment, but I'm still a novice, the backpack is not big enough, I directly picked the biggest and most handsome, and I was thinking about taking some more game currency to expand the backpack, but I didn't expect a group of players to fall from the sky in front of my eyes and directly surround me. ”

"There were about nine of them, and the leader was a priestess, who was gorgeously dressed and in good shape, and her equipment was orange, and she asked me if I had killed Skeletron on the ground. I, Zhang Weixing, sat upright, and had the courage to admit my own affairs, of course I nodded, but I didn't expect the girl's teammate to shoot a sword light on my body!"

"Holy!" Mika jumped in fright.

"Are you dead, are you dead?" asked Yifei.

Zhang Wei smiled mysteriously.

"Hey, hey, of course not, I'm a noble novice player, I'm immune to all players' malicious damage before level five, and they didn't even think that I was only level four at that time, not only that, because that swordsman attacked me on the novice map of the fourth order, and was directly sanctioned by the system and forced to go offline. ”

"And then the rest of the people didn't have anything to do with me, so they had to add my friend to me respectfully, tsk, you really have to take a good look at that look, the ugliness of human nature is really visible. ”

Zhang Wei said, in fact, at that time, he was completely inflated, and several players were angry, but even if they could go offline, they slashed him a few times.

"I didn't embarrass them, I didn't pick up anything on the ground, after all, this boss was beaten by them, and I picked it up, and I Zhang Wei is not that kind of villain, and in the end everyone else got the reward and left, only the female player remained. ”

"Is she Li Xiaoxing?" Ziqiao asked.

"Yes. Zhang Wei nodded, she didn't notice that Yifei's face suddenly became very strange, as if she was recalling something.