"Big brother, are you looking for a toilet, or are you begging for saliva to drink?"

This was the first sentence that Chu Yu said.

The second sentence is "Did you bring a cigarette?"

Mr. Zhi was stunned for a long time, and then he stupidly took out a cigarette from his arms, handed one to Chu Yu, and diligently helped him light the fire.

Chu Yumei took a sip, and then hehe: "Let's not stick here, come in with me, it's too cold outside, it's a big New Year, and I'll catch a cold again." ”

In this way, Mr. Zhi, who was completely at a loss, followed Chu Yu to the main hall.

It wasn't until the door that Mr. Zhi suddenly shouted as if he had returned to his soul, "Do you know I'm coming?"

"I don't know. Chu Yu rolled his eyes: "If you know, I'll go to pick you up at the bottom of the mountain." ”

Mr. Zhi was speechless for a long time.

Before he came, he deliberately read a lot of books on classical Chinese, and also learned a lot of half-ancient words, but he didn't expect it, and the people he met not only spoke in the vernacular, but also seemed to be quite poor.

Another main reason is that I didn't expect the other party to smoke.

Didn't they all say that Yan Huangfeng's disciples don't eat fireworks in the world, and those who don't eat haven't seen it yet, just knowing that the other party smokes fireworks in the world.

Chu Yu glanced at the soldier brother behind Mr. Zhi, and said with a smile: "You come in with me yourself, if we want to kill you, it doesn't matter how many people you bring." ”

"Not bad!" Mr. Zhi is also quite single, and laughed: "I haven't asked for advice yet, this little brother... This elder has a great name. ”

"Chu Yu, you can just call me Xiao Chu. Chu Yu flicked the cigarette butt away, and said with a smile: "Old wisdom, anyway, you have to go down the mountain in a while, you can leave the cigarette, it's very inconvenient for me to buy cigarettes, okay." ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. As soon as Mr. Zhi put his hand into his arms, he was suddenly stunned, and shouted as if he had seen a ghost: "How do you know that my surname is Zhi?"

Chu Yu was also dumbfounded, and was about to make up a reason, when Mr. Zhi suddenly slapped his palms.

"Surveying the heavens and the earth, this peerless thaumaturgy really exists, it must be the art of surveying the heavens and the earth, right? ”

"Damn, there are few people in the mountain gate who know, how do you know?"

Mr. Zhi was shocked: "Is it really a survey of the world?"

"What kind of surveying the world, it's just to understand some hexagrams, take the crystal ball turtle shell or something, it's not so godly, what age is this, who still believes this." ”

Chu Yu began to pretend to be stupid, and Mr. Zhizhi was in a fog.

Although it's not a survey, but the old Chen Tou in our mountain gate is also considered seventy-seven-eighty-eight, knowing that your old boy is coming, no, it's all playing the palace.

Not to mention, Chen Wuregret is very good at this point in time.

"What else do you count other than me coming here?"

Chu Yu spread his hands: "Even if you come, there is nothing else." ”

"Really?" Mr. Zhi looked suspicious, obviously not believing what Chu Yu said.

"Oh, hurry up and go in, I haven't even eaten a bite of food for a day, I'm just waiting for you. ”

After finishing speaking, Chu Yu crossed the threshold and walked into the main hall, and Mr. Zhi looked at the former's back with a shocked look on his face.

What kind of crystal ball turtle shell, he didn't believe a word, he thought it was the art of surveying the heavens and the earth.

Regarding the survey, he thought it was just a legend, but he didn't expect it to really exist.

Entering the main hall, the elders sat in two factions, but Chu Yu was stunned when he came to the end,

Then he smiled bitterly.

A radish and a pit, so is the futon, there is now a master on the original futon, Chu Zhidao is sitting on it, and the only empty futon in the hall is the futon made of green jade that symbolizes the identity of the head, that is, the jade futon of the head.

I have to say that Chu Zhidao's heart is as thin as hair, and a robe embroidered with a dragon and phoenix representing the identity of the head of the family has also been taken off and replaced with an elder gray robe.

Not only did he change his clothes, but he even let out the futon of the head of the house, and Chu Zhidao, the old boy, was also single.

Moreover, this futon is a real antique, which was handed down from the beginning of Yan Huangfeng's establishment.

At the earliest, the ancestors of the Chu family were poor and like something, and led a group of younger brothers who were poorer than him to the top of this Yanhuang Peak to establish a sect.

In the early days, everyone had nothing, and just built a few rooms, including this great hall.

At that time, the three brothers of the Chu family, who were in the lead, were meditating in the hall one day, but it rained, and a thunder was struck.

Yan Huangfeng was originally on the top of the mountain, and the main hall was the highest place, and the hall had not been repaired at that time, and the light had built a house, without a cap, and the third child was meditating and fighting, and suddenly said that he was enlightened, and he was dancing, who wanted a thunderbolt to slash down, and directly split his ball head.

Everyone has always thought that the third child has not realized at all, otherwise Lei would not have been able to hack him, because bragging B was struck by lightning.

The third child has a good physique, and he didn't die at once, but he is also dying.

After the eldest and second rushed in, the third said that he had enlightened, but unfortunately although he was enlightened, he was about to hang up.

Everyone asked him if he had any last words, and the third child said, saying that he had realized the Tao, in order to pass on this way, he wanted to use the body as a futon, and after his death, he was willing to turn into this futon for the heads of the past generations to meditate and enlighten the Tao.

Anyway, just explained these two things, the eldest and the second fulfilled his last wish, and the roof of the main hall was sealed the next day.

The second is to use the method of the disciples of the Mo family to seal the ashes of the third child on a jade futon, which can be regarded as a futon in the flesh, so this jade futon is also called a meat futon, after all, the third child is sealed in the futon with the ashes of the body, and the story of the third brother's meat futon has been passed down to this day.

Chu Yu smiled bitterly, if it weren't for the presence of outsiders, he would definitely refuse, and now, he could only walk over and sit on the third brother's meat futon.

As everyone knows, Mr. Zhi, who followed closely behind, was full of surprise.

He didn't expect that this young man, who asked him for cigarettes and was very poor, was actually the head of the house?!

People rely on pomp and circumstance, regardless of whether they are poor or not, as long as the image of the dog leg passes.

Chu Yu sat down on the futon, and the elders saluted Chu Yu with their heads bowed together.

All of a sudden, the momentum came up, and Fan Er also got up.

Mr. Zhi glanced at it and found that anyone here was more in charge than the Chu Imperial Statue.

Chu Yu's age is one thing, this kid is still a little poor, and the gray robe is also loose, a good robe, not to mention that the buttons are not all fastened, and he still puts his hands in his sleeves when he walks outside, and he trembles when he walks out into the aisle with a shrunken neck.

Chu Yu waved his hand: "Elders, there are distinguished guests coming from afar, so there is no need to be polite." ”

Elders: "... ”

There aren't many of them

Etiquette, it's just a bow to you.

"Someone!" Chu Yu shouted at the top of his voice.

As soon as he finished shouting, Chu Yu felt that this was quite a good thing, and when Chu Zhidao called people before, he just said it slightly, and immediately a disciple ran in.

As a result, after waiting for a long time, no one came in, and Chu Yu howled again: "Du Nima is dead, come here." ”

After a while, an outer disciple ran to the door.

Chu Yugang was about to shout at the top of his voice, but suddenly felt that it was too much, and said slightly: "There are distinguished guests who have come from afar, give me a seat... Oh no, move a stool in. ”

The disciple looked confused and stretched his neck, obviously not hearing clearly.

In fact, it's no wonder that this disciple is not sensible, the space in the hall is empty, hundreds of square meters, Chu Yu is in the innermost, and he can't hear it clearly when he pulls his throat, not to mention that Chu Yu is quite quiet.

"Zhen Nyima has no eyesight!" Chu Yu rolled his eyes, stood up and ran out to bring in the little pony at the door and throw it at Mr. Zhi's feet.

"Let's sit down for a while, there's no extra futon. ”

Mr. Zhi opened Maza and sat down with a speechless expression.

Chu Yu returned to the third brother's meat futon, and was just about to speak, but then beckoned to Mr. Zhi: "You get closer, I can't keep shouting at you." ”

Mr. Zhi: "... ”

After Mr. Zhi sat in front of Chu Yu, Chu Yu spoke.

"What, let's get acquainted with it again, I'm the head, my name is Chu Yu, the word is the divine soldier, the divine soldier of the divine weapon. ”

Mr. Zhi hurriedly stood up and stretched out his hand: "Hello, Hello, Zhi Tianqiong." ”

Chu Yu rolled his eyes and shook Mr. Zhi's hand.

Relying on your uncle, even the name fooled Lao Tzu, I really thought I didn't know what your name was.

"Tell me, you're a flare and an airplane, what are you doing. ”

"Master Chu. Mr. Zhi pretended to arch his hand: "The disciples of your sect are really admirable in slaying demons and demons among the people, but... Eh, no, Master Chu, don't you want to ask me who I am?"

"Oh yes, who the hell are you?"

"I am the 117th Division of Huaxia... ”

Chu Yu hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt: "Okay, I know, you are here on behalf of the official, right." ”

"Yes. ”

"Say, what do you want on behalf of the official?"

"The disciples of your sect are killing demons and demons in the people, which is really admirable, but the disciples of your sect are a little low-key enough in the people, and even kill people on the street in the downtown a few times, although they kill some, some, they are the scum in your hidden sect, but after all, this thing is not legal. ”

"Well, you're right. Chu Yu nodded heavily: "Don't worry, I will explain this matter, and find a place where no one is there when they kill others later." ”

"No, Master Chu, I didn't mean that. ”

Mr. Zhi didn't bother to go around, and said directly: "Chu Changmen, if it is... If the disciples of your sect have an official status,"

Chu Yu hehe, hey, he didn't take a stubble right away.

Let's expose the fox's tail to the end.

In fact, Mr. Zhi has a lot of rhetoric and prepared a lot of foreshadowing, mainly because he didn't expect Chu Yu to be so direct.

Except for Chu Yu's directness, nothing he experienced was expected.