Chapter 51: Urine Town Firmament
TMD。
You're calling to tell us that there are so many people drinking there that there are no beds in the hospital, and we have to take it seriously.
Are you fooling me?
You insult my intelligence.
After receiving the call from Shanghai, the people of Jiangsu were confused.
We know that Su Han is drinking.
We also know that netizens across the country have rushed over, or are on their way to it.
However, there are so many hospitals in Shanghai, is it that all of them are full of people, and they all need emergency rescue.
Under the explanation of the people of Shanghai, the people of Jiangsu realized the seriousness of this matter, and this matter has already involved the international level, and it cannot be careless.
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This is an international event.
Don't trivialize this incident of Su Han's drinking.
Twenty countries around the world have made solemn representations.
They have to spell out who is the wine in China.
We all know that wine represents blood, a country's culture, and a country's economy.
This matter should not be underestimated.
It is a matter of national dignity.
This is an order, for the sake of the Motherland and the people, we need to pay, do you understand?
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Hiss!
The director of Jiangsu General Hospital, who received the call, took a deep breath.
MMP!
Drinking has become an international event, and there is no reason for it.
It's really helpless and speechless, are other countries so idle every day? Don't they have anything else to do?
Su Han just invited netizens to drink some wine, chatter, what's the matter with you!
It's really convincing.
This night, all the doctors in southern Jiangsu received an emergency call and immediately came to work.
Violators will be dismissed.
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At this time.
The toilet in front of the barbecue stand was really peed through.
There was almost a great flood of urine.
I'm not joking, because Su Han drank too much, and netizens drank too much, which needs to be sorted out.
The horror is Su Han, his body metabolism is very fast, and the toilet can no longer stop the power of water.
If you don't agree with a word, you will immediately urinate and collapse the toilet.
In order to cope with this situation, the emergency department of the city toilet activated the emergency plan, and the helicopter directly pulled the stainless steel toilet.
The configuration is absolutely luxurious, with a high-power drain motor.
The top layout has a royal design.
As the saying goes: "It doesn't matter if you pee or not, the main thing is to come and admire the royal toilet, the stainless steel toilet." ”
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At this time.
Shanghai.
In front of the barbecue stand.
Su Han drank down batch after batch of netizens.
He raised his arrogant head and said arrogantly: "When it comes to drinking, I Su Han haven't served anyone yet, the earth wine god is 300 million, and I have to call my father when I see me." ”
If you don't accept it, come to war.
Netizens were boiling.
This is a blatant provocation.
Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it.
The TV station personnel who broadcast the live broadcast on the side trembled.
This is already a serious provocation to the dignity of men.
In this situation, private jets are flying all over the sky, and it is time for the state to intervene to maintain normal order, otherwise unimaginable disasters are prone to occur in the air.
A drink, an air disaster.
It's definitely not something to be happy about.
The long dragon of steel runs through 300 kilometers, at first because of the toll station, there will be traffic jams, and now because of Su Han's serious provocation, the state officially issued an announcement, high-speed free for 15 days.
Oh!
My God!
This move allowed more people to leave Shanghai.
vowed to drink down Su Han, this son was too arrogant.
The people of Xinjiang and Inner Mongolia were already on the way to rage, and they heard Su Han's arrogant language, and they were extremely angry.
For this reason, Su Han must be let know who is the big man in the wine.
As expected, netizens in Anhui and Henan will never miss such a legendary drinking scene, and they also sent a challenge book.
These challengers are directly released by their municipalities or provincial and municipal authorities.
For this reason, the Shanghai government specially checked Su Han's household registration.
It turned out that he was originally from Shanghai.
The Shanghai government has lodged a strong protest and has already taken substantial action to fully support Su Han.
The thousand-year-old demon capital cannot be defeated, let alone challenged.
Bastard thing, so presumptuous.
It's time for Shanghai to let the world know that it has anger too.
This incident officially became a contest between the provinces, burning the four fields in the dark and killing the sky.
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The incident of Su Han's drinking has risen to the international level.
The Russians were the first to send solemn representations.
Subsequently, the Americans sent solemn representations.
At this point, 33 countries have officially sent solemn representations to China, vowing to prove who is the real Chinese wine degree.
Don't underestimate the degree of wine China.
Because it represents bloodiness and national dignity.
And once again, this situation has risen to the level of competition between provinces.
Domino effect.
Drink to the crowd.
In front of thousands of troops, there is no wavering.
Immovable as a mountain, let you wind in the southeast and northwest.
Before the foreigners arrived, there was a drinking meeting in China, either you drank it or I drank it.
In the first round, Su Han won completely.
The Jiangsu people were completely defeated in wine.
For this, the Shanghai government rewarded Su Han with 20 million yuan.
Su Han's move represents the people of Shanghai.
Shanghai TV specially publicized this matter, and the unknown rich second generation donated one billion to Su Han.
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This is the case.
The stainless steel toilet has been through.
It also cannot resist the penetrating force of urine.
There is no way, there are too many people drinking, and if you want to go to the toilet, you must apply in advance, otherwise you must not leave the wine table without permission, this is the rule.
However, now the stainless steel toilet has been pierced by urine.
For this situation, the emergency management department of the city toilet has made great efforts to bring in the golden toilet.
The so-called real gold is not afraid of fire refining, is it still afraid of urine refining.
For this drinking competition, the people of Shanghai have paid a lot.
Batch after batch of netizens were taken to the hospital.
They were almost broken by Su Han.
It's horrible.
All the netizens who watched the live broadcast were stunned, how could Su Han drink so well, is he a devil?
Xinjiang people and Inner Mongolia netizens are still on the way.
Netizens from Anhui and Henan are also on the way.
At this time, Su Han was arrogant and uninhibited, vowing to bend his bow and shoot the sky, and his words and deeds revealed the eyes of contempt for netizens.
He said proudly: "I heard that people in the Northeast are very good at drinking, so come out and take a stop." I'm going to put my words here today, about drinking, I haven't served anyone yet. ”
"Again. ”
"The earth's Dionysian god is 300 million, and when I see me, I must shout Dad. ”
This is another naked challenge, and netizens really can't bear it.
It has risen to the point where you have to call Daddy.
Su Han must be drunk today.
A famous saying sounded on the Internet: "Drink down Su Han, kill Su Han, for the sake of dignity." ”
Netizens launched crowdfunding, who can drink down Su Han and reward 100 million, and some girls threatened to be girlfriends, and the father-in-law and mother-in-law even posted everything.
One stone stirs up a thousand waves.
Su Han successfully made the country's drinking friends angry.
Bai Manli was watching from the sidelines and rolled her eyes violently.
Don't worry too much in your heart.
You must not fall for Su Han's tricks, the more he drinks, the more sober he becomes, the more you drink, the more confused you become, this is not a problem at all at all level.
Throw in the towel.
For this reason, she walked to the live broadcast camera and said: "Netizens, listen to my advice, quickly admit defeat, you are really not Su Han's opponent." ”
Li Xueyao was not to be left behind: "Netizens, it's not that I look down on you, you really can't drink Su Han, believe me, there is nothing wrong." ”
Holy!
Netizens were even more annoyed.
Uncle couldn't bear it this time, and my aunt had already picked up the kitchen knife.
Singing and harmonizing is simply too deceitful.
Netizens left a message saying: "Hmph, see the truth in the wine, don't say it's useless, we don't accept it." ”
Northeast netizens are finally here.
They walked up to Su Han and said, "Lao Tie, I heard that you are very crazy, and today I must let you understand the arrogance of the Northeast people." ”
"We drink all about the tank, and I'm afraid it's a little inappropriate for you to use the cup all the time. ”
"Come on!"
Su Han roared angrily, and someone from behind brought the big iron cylinder.
This cylinder is 80 high and 40 long.
It is indeed a drinking artifact.
The first round: "The Northeast people lost the formation, and Su Han once again defied everyone present with a complete victory. ”
He said proudly, "Are you convinced?"
Hum!
The Northeast people expressed dissatisfaction.
Three hours passed, and Su Han always killed everyone present in a winning manner.
At this time, the golden toilet was almost pierced by urine.
For this reason, the Shanghai government department found Su Han and said: "Now that the sky is almost dawning, the drinking competition will officially start tomorrow night, and give us a little time to prepare a high-intensity toilet." ”
What do you think?
OK.
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I'm really sorry today!
Friend has a birthday today.
I did drink a little too much.
Readers, I can only update one chapter today.
I'm very sorry.
I'll make it up tomorrow.
Word.
"Wine!"
Cheers!