It's really kind of funny, and it's a complete shame, it's not embarrassing, how can this happen? Isn't this a deliberate self-deprecation?

If you have been kicked in the brain by a donkey, why should you be too cruel to yourself? It can only be explained in this way, to paraphrase a sentence in the mortal world: this is not scientific.

The mood is particularly unhappy, unhappy enough to bury yourself alive, otherwise if it exists, it feels like a redundant waste.

It's really true, it's confirmed, it's not yet to the point of Alzheimer's, with the help of Wu Zhanpeng, Situ Junshu, who pretended to be overdone, finally stood up.

I shook off the bottom of my thighs on the spot, walked back and forth a few steps, determined that there was no problem, it was normal, and I felt that I could control my legs, and the initiative had returned to my hands.

There was another question, and I felt it in an instant, oops, the feeling that I went, Nima, how is the fart and the stock cold?

However, fortunately, one thing is certain, this is not peeing pants, and the young man has not reached that level, or the result of pretending to be too forced, God does not give face, and he drools too much, very politely, and he is stained with fart.

Please remember, don't laugh, even if you want to laugh, you can't come in person, but don't make a fuss, let alone misunderstand it with curiosity.

As an accomplished and rare man in the world, I solemnly declare that this is just: dew, wet, and through his pants.

If you know this kind of thing, Situ Junshu silently recited the trick in his heart, and without leaving a trace, he felt a little warm, and then touched it with his hand, everything became wonderful, and he returned to his original appearance, and his pants were dry.

"Do you think the two of us are particularly stupid? Based on the performance just now, whether it has reached the level before going to kindergarten, I think it should be more than enough.

If it hasn't reached that level, it means that the two of us are still saved, and I feel a little uneasy when I think of this.

One person is not sure, three stinkers can top Zhuge Liang, and the two of us together can top one stinker, I can be sure that this is redundant. ”

Regaining control of his two legs, Situ Junshu didn't know if his brain was cramping, and such a question erupted from his mouth.

After listening to this, Wu Zhanpeng was slightly stunned, and really didn't know how to answer, so he habitually complained in his heart: Why are there so many questions about old men? I hope that when I reach her age in the future, I will bless me and not become like him.

But he said, "This ......! I really don't know, but when I experience it in the future, I will answer this question, can I?"

Now, I guess we'd better go with the goal, and get out of here and find something to do!

Poor thing, or I feel like I'm going to go crazy, so why bother us two? Cousin, do you think it's okay?

Suddenly, I found that all these extraneous things seemed to be made by ourselves out of idle boredom.

Let's let ourselves go! Give the body a little time, let them move, especially the hands can't be idle, this should be given, okay?

Don't be cranky anymore, find something to do! You can't be too partial, or you will end up with something that the devil knows what will happen and it is unpredictable.

If you overdo it, what will go wrong? It's really not a wonderful thing, and if someone finds out that you're using the pit, it's a big loss.

There is more tragedy in the back, but it's not just a matter of us, if there is a problem, that is, my parents will be sad, you are different, you still have a wife and children. ”

Situ Junshu's mind was blank, and he looked up at the sky, hoping that in the dark sky, could five words float in: Two big fools!

It's as if you've been sprayed with saliva all over your face, isn't it just a small question?

After the brain is blank, in the dark sky, there are no five words of hope, then you can't continue to raise your head, otherwise if you look up for a long time, you will get cervical spondylitis, which will outweigh the loss.

However, after listening to what Wu Zhanpeng said just now, Situ Junshu popped out six words in his brain, and said to him: "You can become a teacher." ”

People who are struggling and don't know how to waste a lot of time, such as the two of them, are the best examples.

The crackling conversation really had an effect, and the time passed like this, because the sky was already slightly bright.

If you have a plan and know what you need, you can't always come up with a play, once or twice a while, it doesn't matter, but if your brain cramps, it's terrible, and you will mess things up.

However, it is normal for plans to change as well, and since it is already dawn, there is no need to deliberately find things to do.

This is in the world, since it is to be grounded, don't engage in specialization, the plan of the year lies in the spring, and the plan of the day lies in the morning, so start from the stomach!

The two boring men had a good understanding at this time, and the two brothers thought of going together.

"Oh, I'm going, it's terrible, why is it dawning?"

"You are very right, completely correct, I didn't open my eyes and tell nonsense, this day is indeed bright, you see the other side of the sky, the sun's rays are coming out, if my judgment is not wrong, the sun will come out in a while. ”

"Time is like flowing water, in short, it sneaks away inadvertently. ”

"Yes, this sentence is also correct, if I can, I can give you a 100 points, but unfortunately the conditions do not allow it!"

"Actually, it's okay, these conditions are still there, who told me that my skin is thinner? I don't care about these subsections, or forget it?"

"The sun is finally out, so that it is dawn, the sun is shining on my body, my heart is warm, and hope is a good beginning. ”

After chirping for a while, if he was bored, he talked a little bit more, and Situ Junshu turned the topic back to the beginning and said, "I said earlier, since we want to start from the stomach, let's go have breakfast, right?"

I am very serious, please don't look at me in this way, be normal!

I think your head must be normal, no matter how powerful the donkey is, there will be no chance, there is no door here, you will not be kicked by the donkey, and you will not be caught by the door. ”

After saying that, Situ Junshu was clean and neat, and he left directly, without any extra movements, those little grass suffered, and the strength to walk was a little heavy.

The range of redundant actions: For example, waving your hand, not taking away a cloud or something, these actions are more literary and artistic.

In the morning, there was no such thing, the sky was relatively clean, and there was only dew on the ground, but a leaf fell from the tree.

"Fools, they're all fools, super boring fools, you can pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger with this kind of title, there's nothing remarkable, you can admit it.

I'm just a fool, what can I lose? In front of you, brother, even if I am a fool, I have to have a 'small' word in front of me, and in front of you, this 'big' word can't escape.

Big brother, don't laugh at the little brother, something happened, someone knew about it, and you were still an old man in front, and you were in a comfortable mood, what a beautiful thing!"

After self-irony, the leaf that fell from the tree magically fell on Wu Zhanpeng's brain, and it stopped, and it didn't go down, as if it was a destination.

A man who doesn't understand the amorous feelings, he has no interest at all, a young man is still a young man in the end, maybe his thoughts have not yet reached the standard, only this explanation is appropriate.

Without warning or reason, being tricked like this, logically speaking, whether it is an ordinary person or an extraordinary person, it will be unhappy.

Wu Zhanpeng grabbed the leaves that fell on his head in his hands, as if he was venting, and when he pinched it hard, the poor leaves were shattered.

After that, he was thrown to the ground, which is the established fate, and nothing can be avoided, no matter how awesome it is.

To be a man, to make leaves, or to do anything else, really, no matter how sunny and chic the front is, when the bad luck begins, the order is also like this, and it is inevitable.

The young man, whose body is still developing, eats more and gets hungry faster.

It's just that I'm sighing, but my stomach is about to protest, it seems that I still have to be positive when eating, and normal people suddenly have no problem.

threw away the leaves that had been shattered and had turned into dust, slapped his hands twice and patted them clean, and Wu Zhanpeng hurriedly followed.

In addition to the parents, after getting married in the future, having a wife and children, these people can not be treated badly, including their own stomachs, if the conditions allow, they can be treated badly.

It seems that my cousin and I are also fellow practitioners, and we are not a person who waits and waits for the matter of filling our stomachs, but we have found something in common, which is worth celebrating, and we need to eat more later.

Situ Junshu ran really fast enough, Wu Zhanpeng didn't dare to think about it anymore, and immediately quickened his pace to keep up, if he was hungry now, who knew where he would go?

Eat positively, eat other people's more positive, or it is the existence of neurosis, there is a stupid move not to take advantage of it, but you can't do it, otherwise you will be laughed to death, that is a proper stupid plus fool, one plus one is greater than the effect of two.