Shanglian: When there is a quarrel, no one will coax!

Xialian: When you fight, you can coax everyone when you see it!

Horizontal criticism: The king of the strong mouth!

Moreover, this stupid dog is still chatting with Xiao Cheap in terms of chatter and narcissism, some of which are fighting!

Looking at it this way, Chen Fan finally understood the old saying, there will be a gap when there is a contrast!

No, it's the same talk, it's the same narcissism, and the little cheap looks much more pleasing to the eye because of his excellent ability as capital.

In comparison, the king with a strong mouth, Comrade Husky, is almost really nothing......

Hey, in fact, it can't be said that it is nothing, after all, this guy's appearance in exchange for IQ looks really eye-catching...... What's more, this kind of stupid and cute character is placed in the zoo, and it is good to amuse Xiao Cheap and Xiong Da Xiong Er.

Holding the stupid dog husky, Chen Fan hurriedly went to buy a sack of bird food.

Then, because there was not much time left in the system, he hurried to the outside of the flower and bird market, found a shade place where no one was around, and began to explain the current situation to the stupid dog husky, and most importantly, let the stupid dog sign a contract.

Of course, a stupid dog is a stupid dog, not so high IQ, cute and cute, it's not difficult to fool it into signing a contract.

"Phew!" the husky let out a long sigh of relief, his movements vivid, "I'm scared to death, I thought you were going to let me be your father, I just kept thinking about how to refuse you tactfully." ”

"So you just want me to join your zoo, that's easy! By the way, you just said that you are eating and lodging, right, is the food good?"

"Well, I can tell you in advance, I like to eat meat, and I have to have meat for every meal. It's best to have some broth or something. ”

"For the sake of nutritional balance, you can occasionally have some vegetables, but definitely not too much. ”

"And the most important thing, I am a male dog with noble blood, I will never accept neutering, you must ensure this, otherwise I will starve to death, I will not agree to tell you!"

“......”

Chen Fan, whose brows were furrowed more and more, realized that he was wrong, and he was very wrong!

What are you kidding? This stupid dog is more than a chatterbox! This is a little cheap X2 at all!

Good guys, in this way, the zoo is equivalent to having three chatters at once...... Hehe, can there still be purity?

Headache, what a headache!

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The enhanced version of the chatter husky comrade said for at least ten minutes, and finally stopped talking for a while because of his thirsty mouth, and came with a sentence, "Boss, how about a bottle of water? ”

Chen Fan: .......

No, no, I'm a good person who loves small animals, I have to hold back, I can't really beat this stupid dog!

But patience is really hard!

I can't control myself!

"Yes, sign the contract first, and then drink water. ”

Fortunately, the chatter has been up to now, and just before the mission time is about to end, the stupid dog husky finally lifted his front legs, 'snapped', and pressed on the contract.

That's it! 3 million in hand!

Looking at the arrival text message on his mobile phone, Chen Fan breathed a long sigh of relief, and finally felt a lot more comfortable...... Sure enough, money is a good thing, as soon as the three million is in hand, he looks at the stupid dog in front of him with his tongue sticking out and panting, and for a while, he doesn't feel so annoying.

Of course, if you don't hate it, you don't hate it so much, and the previous account still has to be calculated.

So, Chen Fanyin laughed, and at the same time tied the stupid dog to the tree next to him, "I'll buy you water, you wait here, don't run around." ”

"Good drops, buy that good, expensive, real mineral water," the husky was very happy, where would it have thought......

Well, it's actually normal to think of it, after all, its IQ is long gone......

......

"Little, treat this new friend well, pay attention to proportion, do you understand what I mean?"

"Understand, I will do things, you can rest assured. ”

......

Just buy a bottle of mineral water, it doesn't take too long.

However, after Chen Fan finished buying water, he did not go back immediately, but went to the side of the road, squatted down, and lit a cigarette.

He estimated that in a few minutes, it was enough for the little to get rid of a lot of the husky's hair......

He didn't have the pleasure of abusing small animals, so he didn't have the slightest idea of appreciating that kind of image.

A cigarette burned out, and with a sigh, Chen Fan got up and walked back.

There is absolutely no doubt about Xiao Bei's ability to pick hair. So, he didn't even need to get any closer, he could clearly see the husky shuddering with its tail clamped and cowering on the ground, and a few handfuls of dog hair swaying gently in the breeze next to him.

Hey, looking at it this way, this stupid dog is really a little pitiful.

The king with a strong mouth really lives up to his reputation.

The plan is that Xiao Cheap sings black face, and Chen Fan sings white face. Now, the part of the little cheap black face has been completed, and it is time for Chen Fan, the white face, to appear on the stage.

The stupid dog Hushi cried tearfully about the atrocities of the little.

Chen Fan, the director of Chen Fan, the embodiment of justice, swore that he would teach a good lesson when he turned back, and he would never let this kind of thing happen again.

"After joining the Magical Zoo, we will be a family in the future, we must love each other, take care of each other, support each other, and make progress together, right?"

Of course, Xiao Cheap has to nod in cooperation, as for the stupid dog Husky, he doesn't have enough IQ, where can he see that Chen Fan is acting.......

So for a while, the husky was moved, "Principal, you are really a good principal, I believe we will get along more harmoniously in the future! I promise, I will definitely use this handsome appearance to move the little cheap and become good friends......

Hey, Erha, Erha, it's hopeless.

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The zoo is still some distance from the flower and bird market, Chen Fan made a call to Chu Jingjing, and the little girl estimated that it would take twenty minutes to arrive.

Idle is idle, Chen Fan clicked on his mobile phone and ordered two fried chicken takeaways, which was regarded as lunch between him and the stupid dog next to him.

"Fried chicken, I like to eat it the most," obviously he was beaten up not long ago, but this stupid dog, only a few minutes later, has already behaved as if he has completely forgotten, silly and silly, really stupid, "I used to eat it occasionally, but now that I think about it, it seems that I haven't eaten it for a long time." ”

Before......

Idle is also idle, it just so happens that Chen Fan doesn't know the name of this stupid dog, "Before, how did you get sold here?"

"Well," the stupid dog tilted his head, thinking, "I don't really know what happened, I don't seem to have done anything, and I don't know why the human sent me here." ”

Hehe, can you believe this?

Chen Fan smiled, and just wanted to ask again, but at this time, the stupid dog himself took the initiative to say again, "I'm just gnawing in that house as usual, biting and biting in the west, you know, according to my own ideas, decorating the house that is not good-looking at all." ”

"And then I gnawed and gnawed, and with a bang, something that looked like a human exploded!

"As a result, the man heard the explosion, rushed in, and instead of comforting me, he beat me. ”

"After that, I'll live here, Principal, let me tell you, I suspect there's something wrong with that man's brain! Otherwise, a big man, who would put such a dangerous thing on the bed, don't you say?"

Chen Fan: ???????

Will the bed explode?

"Well, describe that thing that explodes, what it looked like before it exploded......."

"It doesn't seem to be anything special, it's just like you humans look like you, except it explodes......"