Chapter 163: IQ is insulted (the first to ask for a monthly pass!)
Looking at the middle-aged tourist sitting on the ground crying and wiping away his tears, telling his companions who rushed over about his deception, Xu Maohe scolded his mother in a low voice.
Although he is a fallen master, Xu Maohe's business scope is mainly from Bingcheng to the northern line of Russia, and he really doesn't come to the south.
The rivers and lakes are sinister, and every place has a dark side to every place. Accustomed to the hard robbery of the open fire in the north, and seeing the deception in the south, his mood was a little complicated.
Seeing the sadness and indignation on this object's face, Li Xian shook his head and smiled, and patted him on the shoulder: "What's wrong with Lao Xu, looking at the report and being deceived, you don't feel sorry?"
Unexpectedly, Xu Mao pouted, "It's a fart! If he is not greedy, can he be deceived?"
Seeing that this guy's sad and indignant expression turned into disdain just now, Li Xian wondered: "Then what are you doing with your face like a bun? Aren't you being deceived?"
"I'm fucking admiring!" Xu Maohe clenched his fists tightly and pointed at the middle-aged man who was sitting on the ground regretfully, "Look at it, it's a southerner! A fake watch, a few minutes of effort, five hundred yuan in hand. Look at the robbers on the K33K34 train, fucking ...... It's ......"
Speaking of which, Xu Maohe is out of words.
Dare to love your brother for a long time, sigh for this lame deception that can no longer be lame, sigh ah!
The corners of Li Xian's mouth twitched twice, and Xu Maohe, who was scratching the back of his head and thinking about words, picked up, "It's too untechnical, right?"
Xu Maohe slapped his thigh, "Hey! It's so fucking that there is no technical content! Look at it, if you want to say that in the future, you still have to have development in the south. I can see that the only ones who can use their brains these days are fucking rich. β
These words amused Li Xian.
The heart says that you can see through the economic trend in the next few decades at a glance from the style of fishing for the wrong people, and your brother is also a talent!
At this time, Li Jie had already finished bargaining at the stall next to her, bought a pair of cone-tube jeans that she had always wanted, and ran back. Li Xian dragged Xu Maohe, who was still impressed by the gold watch scam, stopped a taxi, and found a hotel.
Afternoon.
After settling down, Li Xian went to the streets of Kowloon.
Under the Companies Act of the British Empire, the promoters of a company can register the company without appointing a first director, subscribing for shares from any investors, and without having to incur business operations and debts. Such a company registration is, to put it bluntly, a shell with nothing in it. Generally speaking, such a company only needs to prepare documents for the directors and shareholders, which can be completed in a few hours.
Ordinary law firms and accounting firms will register a large number of company names such as "Guangyuan", "Shengfa", "Dayou" and "Youshang", and then directly charge a fee to sell shell companies for profit.
Therefore, as long as you find such a firm and submit the basic procedures, the company will be able to handle it.
It's not hard.
Li Jie and Xu Maohe originally wanted to come along, but they didn't think that the matter in Bincheng had yet been settled, and they couldn't stay in Xiangjiang for a long time this time. Although it has been determined that he wants to return, after all, 97 has not yet arrived, and at this time it is still abroad, so Li Xian asked Xu Maohe to lead Li Jie around and see the world.
Xiangjiang Li Xian is also the first time to come, the language is not clear, and the terrain is not familiar, I looked on the street for a long time, but I didn't see the office. On the contrary...... The flamboyant clothes worn at the entrance of various massage parlors and hair salons dazzled him by the girls who were much more bold and unrestrained than those in the mainland.
If it was placed a year ago, in the face of these vulgar fans, Li Xian, who had read all the world's Aiwei, would not lift his eyelids.
But after a winter in the Northeast, accustomed to the environment in which the girls could not see a piece of skin except for their eyes, now they saw a fingertip dancΓ΄me puffing a cigarette, revealing half of the pheasant with white flowers and breasts...... Li Xiandu felt that his eyebrows were clear.
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Fallen!
Saying a word in his heart not to look at it, he took his eyes away from the legs of a hair salon girl with long wavy hair and a short skirt wearing Ding Zi pants, Li Xian sighed.
Evil imperial capitalism!
Depraved!
Vulgar!
Just as he was setting his eyes on the girl in front of the next hair salon, and at the same time denouncing the Xiangjiang customs that were still under the rule of the British Empire, a person hurried by.
Click,
At the moment when the man squeezed past him, a bright, golden object fell at his feet.
When Li Xian fixed his eyes on the things on the ground, the whole person was not good.
In the next second, infinite anger rose in his heart.
I'm your uncle!
Lao Tzu looks ...... It's like a stupid hat!
Looking at the watch with the oversized "rolex" engraved on the dial at his feet, as if he was afraid that others would not be able to see it, Li Xian's face distorted.
He wanted to laugh, but he wanted to cry.
At this moment, he felt that his IQ had been seriously insulted.
β¦β¦
With full of anger, Li Xian bent down and picked up the "gold watch".
Feeling that the feel was the cost price of more than a dozen yuan, he sighed.
Seeing that there was no one left and right, he quietly threw his watch into the drain at his feet. Then, he took the piece off his wrist and held it in his hand.
At that moment, he was tapped the shoulder.
"Hey, old watch. β
The voice was very rough, Li Xian originally thought he was a strong man, but when he looked up, he smiled.
The man was not tall, wearing a baseball cap covering half of his face, and was wearing a white Adidas bread jacket, looking at him condescendingly.
Li Xian got up and took a step back: "Gaha, you?"
"Did you pick up the east black in your hand?"
Listening to this mouthful of Hong Kong, Li Xian almost broke his work.
Forcibly resisting the urge to laugh, the expression on his face switched to panic, he covered the things in his hand and ducked back: "No, no! β
When the man saw his demeanor, he smiled and leaned over, put his arm on his shoulder, and shook one foot with a dangling, and said, "Ha! Tie the block table! Floor watch, it's time to get the rough. β
Li Xian leaned back again, his face full of resistance: "Yours?"
The man shook his head, "Ahhh But it's not a thunderdrop, right?"
Seeing that Li Xian was silent, the man leaned forward again, leaned on Li Xian's ear and said with a smile: "Pick up a treasure on the ground and ask the heavens and the earth for a certain master." But don't introduce a sheep is very righteous and black, since the sheep everyone picks up treasures together, not the fish, you and I share it. β
After carefully observing the puppet several times, Li Xian's eyes showed an unconcealable smile.
He lowered his voice, "That'...... What's the point? This table ...... How much is it worth?"
"Haha, I'll take a look. β
The man happily patted Li Xian's shoulder and pulled his hand away.
When you see the black leather strap, the dial is etched with a delicate "; souml" was visibly stunned.
The cousin looked at it carefully, and then looked at Li Xian suspiciously. After a pause, he said: "It's okay to introduce the sheep, I'll give Lei a hundred yuan, is it okay for the table to belong to me?"
As soon as he heard this, Li Xian quit: "Then what's the matter! This watch looks quite valuable at first glance, how can a hundred yuan be enough? No, no, no, no." That's good, I'll give you a hundred dollars, and this watch belongs to me!"
The man waved his hand again and again, "How is it prismatic and spicy? No, no!"
Li Xian hesitated for a moment, suddenly patted his head, and stretched out his hand to point to the pawnshop across the street, "Why don't we go and be it!
"Roar, roar!"
Hearing Li Xian's idea, the man nodded again and again.
Looking at the happy appearance of this liar, Li Xian firmly held the watch in his hand and smiled secretly in his heart.
If you don't take off your bottoms today, give us mainland boys to vent their anger, and count Lao Tzu as losing!