Chapter 89: Isn't It Time to Laugh?
Hum!
Huang Tian was holding back a fire in his heart, but he could only endure it.
After all, the class teacher is equivalent to the top manager of a class.
Correspondingly, nature also has certain responsibilities and powers.
It is the duty of the class teacher to lead a class well.
In order to assume this responsibility, there is nothing wrong with exercising managerial powers.
Well?
When he and Diao Sibing walked to the last row in two separate ways, they were surprised to find that the entire class was lifeless.
Nima!
No one came to laugh at them today!
No one even looked up at them!
That's right, the whole class bowed their heads!
It's like paying a moment of silence to the class teacher!
Doesn't that seem like an anomaly?
If this is the case, I am afraid that the head teacher was not only angry with them, but it is very likely that she had already let out a roar and a roar before they came!
Emma!
It's really too late!
It's just a missed show!
When Huang Tian thought of this, his mood immediately improved a lot.
"Students!" the head teacher stood on the podium, looking down, with a strong momentum and a majestic tone, "Our class's results in this mock exam are very unsatisfactory! Hmph! It's just bullshit! It's like ...... It's like stinky shit pulled by pigs!"
Well?
The corners of Huang Tian's mouth curled, and he said secretly:
The head teacher is really angry.
What the hell are you talking about!
It's like stinky shit!
The preface does not match the afterword!
It's bullshit!
"In order to make it easier to illustrate, our test scores this time are all presented on a 100-point scale!" the head teacher paused and continued:
"Li Shi, stand up for me!"
Swish!
A chubby boy stood up in the middle of the room, as if he knew he had a problem, and lowered his head, not daring to look at the podium.
"Tell me what stinky shit you took the test?! It's just the stinky shit of the stinky shit!" The head teacher pointed at the other party's nose with his hand, and his face turned white with anger, "Hmph! I scored 25 points in the Chinese test! Add a 0 and you will be 250!"
Well?
Isn't it time to snicker?
The classmates covered their mouths one after another, looked around, and after confirming their eyes, they immediately began to lower their voices and laugh.
"You're still laughing!Hmph!No one is much better!," the head teacher was furious, and continued:
"Li Shi, 25 points, congratulations! 1st place in the class!"
"Liu Ye!33 points!2nd from the bottom!"
"Chopin!34 points!3rd from the bottom!"
......
"Xiang Yu!59 points!53rd from the bottom!"
By the time the head teacher read this, the whispering of the entire classroom had long since disappeared, and was replaced by a noisy and noisy shouting.
Nonsense!
There are 55 students in the class, and now 53 of them have failed their Chinese grades!
Chinese!
Chinese!
Chinese!
Important things, say three times!
Chinese!
The most important thing, say it four times!
Nima!
A graduating class that is about to take the college entrance examination, and most of the students in the class have failed the Chinese mock test!
If this thing spreads, it will definitely be able to shake the entire Yangcheng No. 3 Middle School!
It is not impossible to cause a sensation even in the entire city of Yang!
All right!
There must be something wrong with this!
Either the teacher who made the question has a problem and deviates the question, so it leads to the phenomenon of large-scale failure!
But!
It's all the same paper!
All high school seniors from the same school!
Why is it normal for some classes to have good results?
But individual classes are like a bunch of stinky shit?
Why is that?!
It must be that the level of the teacher in the Chinese class is not up to standard at all!
This led to the sudden appearance of the whole class failing!
So!
The head teacher, as the classroom teacher, did so badly in the Chinese test, she would definitely feel very uncomfortable!
It's particularly uncomfortable!
The corners of Huang Tian's mouth curled, and he nodded secretly.
Deserve!
You deserve to be greedy!
Can't be a man!
This is the punishment that I, Huang Tian, representing the Endless Void, have for abusing the two sacred words "teacher" for you!
At the same time, the whole class is also looking for students who have not yet been read, consciously or unconsciously, and their eyes are full of complicated flavors.
But!
When the students found that Huang Tian was not read, they all cast mocking or pitying glances.
"Haha! This idiot, I still want to bet with the head teacher, stupid, right? I looked foreign during the exam, but now it's okay, I didn't even give you a record of the special results, look at how you kid still bet?! Honestly! Get your mobile phone!"
"Actually, Huang Tian is quite pitiful! This time he didn't count his grades, and he didn't even have a ranking, which is equivalent to 0 points, which is considered a loss! However, it's not that the teacher is not allowed to approve the papers of his own class, and there is a special marking team to be responsible for marking the papers? How can this still be like this? There must be a cat in this! Emma! Poor child!"
"Haha! Huang Tian, this waste is really finished this time! The last place in every mock exam will be kicked out of the team to take the college entrance examination, and he won't be able to run away at all?!"
......
"Han Xin!59.5 points!54th from the bottom!" The head teacher sighed and shook his head again, "It's just 0.5 points behind!
Bang!
What the?!
In the whole class, there is not even a single pass?
All of a sudden, the classroom was like a frying pan!
At this moment, Huang Tian was also frowning, and he was also thinking about something in his heart.
He wasn't worried about the money after losing the bet now, but he was thinking about what went wrong.
After all, although I was late for the Chinese exam, I successfully took the exam with the consent of the invigilator and the class teacher.
If you agree to participate, you are eligible for the exam!
Since he is eligible for the exam, the paper handed in should be counted as a result because he did not violate the rules in the course of the exam.
So!
Even if he scored 0 points in the exam, he should have his own ranking, instead of being completely ignored!
Ha ha!
This time, the whole class did so badly, and it must be at the bottom of the entire grade!
As the teacher of the Chinese class, the class teacher has an unshirkable responsibility, and there must be a lot of points in the KPI assessment!
So!
It's also revenge for my predecessor Huang Tian!
Do that, even if you lose the bet!
At this time, the whole class turned their heads to look at Huang Tian in unison, as if they were looking at their mobile phones.
Nima!
When Huang Tianzheng wanted to speak, he heard the head teacher say in a voice like a mosquito:
"Huang Tian!61 points!55th from the bottom!"
Thundered!
Say what?!
Yellow sky?
61 points?
55th from the bottom?
The head teacher wasn't confused, was he?
Is it April 1st?
All of a sudden, the whole classroom exploded!
It's like a long list of high-spirited firecrackers are exploding violently inside!