778, Chicken Chicken Hello Beautiful (Two Chapters in One)
Before the broadcast of the episode of "We Grew Up", a preview was released long ago, and everyone knew that Li wanted to come, and they also knew that Li Xiang's little sisters would also participate. The little sisters have just participated in the National Day ceremony, and this is their first appearance after that, and they can't help but look forward to it.
As soon as the program was broadcast, the ratings were immediately monitored in real time, and the start was higher than the peak of the previous episode, and the ratings were still soaring, which made people overjoyed.
Over there, Master Dou Dou finally met with 5 pairs of children, everyone looked at each other curiously, and immediately, Dou Dou couldn't help but start looking at the breakfast on the table in the yard, it was very rich, there was milk, steamed eggs, cream bread, etc., which made people have an appetite when they saw it, at least Dou Dou was like this.
The host asked her, "Dou Dou, have you had breakfast?"
Dou Dou shook his head, saw that the master was on the side, nodded again, and said to eat.
"It's okay to eat, just sit down with everyone and drink some milk. Master, you can come too, will you sit here?"
The two little sisters sat down at the dining table, and the host introduced Master Dou Dou to the other five pairs of children, and said to them: "Can you also introduce yourself? ”
Da Mao's brows furrowed, and he said nervously: "They, they are also twins, just like me and Ermao." ”
Ermao also said: "They are also twins, just like me." My name is Ermao, young lady, and I especially like to make friends. ”
Yesterday, their 5 pairs of children met for the first time, familiar with each other and running-in, Ermao and everyone mixed very well, but Da Mao was very bad, and many people had conflicts, resulting in no one willing to play with her, only one alone on the swing, pretending to be happy and saying that she was very happy, swinging was really fun. Alas, it was really pitiful, and the encounter was very miserable.
After Da Mao Ermao introduced himself, the other 4 pairs of children also made introductions, the host asked them to finish breakfast first, Dou Dou looked at the egg in front of him, and said, "Will this egg have chicks hatched?"
Ermao didn't know when he rubbed over, stood beside Dou Dou, raised his little head and said, "This is a boiled egg, it is for us to eat, not to hatch chicks." ”
Dou Dou quickly pinched her fat face and said, "Really? ”
After taking the egg away, the teacher leaned into her ear and said, "Sister, don't eat it, we have breakfast." ”
Dou Dou said: "I don't eat, I want to hatch chicks." ”
"I'll see if I can hatch chicks. Ermao also reached out and took a steamed egg in the saucer, held it in the palm of his hand, and laughed while rubbing it.
Da Mao also got down from the chair, came to the teacher's side, and said, "Are you playing with me?"
This child was very pitiful yesterday, no one wanted to play with her, because she was glass-hearted, always angry, lost her temper for no reason, and no child gave her when she gave gifts, which made her very sad, and today came two new friends, and she decided to work hard.
The teacher said, "Ermao, you haven't finished your breakfast yet, you should go and finish it." ”
Da Mao: "I'm Da Mao, not Ermao!
With his hands on his chest, he turned around and turned the back of his head to Shishi.
The teacher immediately apologized: "I'm sorry, Da Mao, ho ho, you are twins, I can't even recognize you." ”
"It's okay, I'm not angry with you, are you a sister?"
The teacher said, "I am your little sister, do you call me sister?"
Da Mao opened his mouth and said, "Sister, do you like swinging? I'll take you to swing." ”
Yesterday, she could only swing alone, and no one was willing to play with her, which made the audience feel distressed.
The teacher followed Da Mao to the swing, and Ermao was still rubbing beside Dou Dou, curiously asking her how old she was, what class she was in kindergarten, how many younger sisters she had, and how many mothers and fathers...... A curious baby's look.
Dou Dou was annoyed by her question, and a gust of wind blew and said, "Hey duck, the wind is so strong, I'm such a beautiful duck." ”
The bangs on the forehead were gently blown by the breeze and shook two or three times.
Xiao Li's house, Xiang Xiaoyuan and Li Chao were amused and laughed, Dou Dou didn't know why, he only knew that she was talking on TV, and he didn't understand what these guys were laughing at, so he could only follow ho ho and smirk. If it's not Mom and Dad who are laughing, but Auntie or Black Dandan, she must ask if she is laughing at Sister Bunny? Laugh and lose 5 yuan, you can laugh.
When this show was broadcast on TV, it was also broadcast simultaneously on the Internet, and many barrages popped up, ridiculing Dou Dou's words.
"Sister Dou's topic is too blunt, haha, I want to laugh. ”
"I'm so good at praising myself, is my brother also this kind of character in private?"
"The wind is so strong, I'm so handsome. ”
"The wind blows the eggshell, and it blows my beauty. ”
......
Ermao didn't understand what Dou Dou meant that he didn't want to talk to her, so he continued to ask questions, and suddenly his face was pinched by Dou Dou, and he pulled it to both sides, only to hear: "Hehehe, your face has a lot of flesh and meat, pinch it well, it's better than Ellie's dog." ”
After saying that, he let go, Ermao touched his face, looked at Dou Dou pitifully, and said, "You bully children." ”
Dou Dou didn't admit it: "I didn't bully children, I am a child myself." ”
Ermao: "You're older than me, you can't bully me." ”
Dou Dou: "That aunt said that you can play with your little face for me, I just came, otherwise I wouldn't come." ”
Ermao: "......"
The host on the side wanted to laugh but had to endure it. When she saw that everyone had finished eating, she called back the master and Da Mao who were swinging and said, "Children, have you eaten enough?"
Everyone said they were full.
She added, "We're all full, but there are still animals that aren't full, and now I'll give you a task to feed the chickens and piglets, okay?"
Grouping, the children pick their own people, and the other children are with their younger brothers and sisters or older brothers and sisters, only Da Mao and Er Mao refuse to partner with each other, they have been in conflict since yesterday until now, and they don't like each other. In the end, the host asked Dou Dou to bring Ermao, and the teacher to bring Damao, the former to feed the chickens, and the latter to be the pigs.
The children went to their rooms to change their clothes and shoes, then went out in pairs, happily walked through the lawn in the yard, walked on the tree-lined path of the farm, and when they reached the fork, they parted, one to the left and the other to the right.
Da Mao took the initiative to hold the teacher's hand and kept looking for topics to chat, who made the teacher not talk much, and Da Mao talked a lot, chattering and talking. Her little sister too, Ermao followed Dou Dou all the way to talk non-stop, and the difference between the teacher and the teacher, Dou Dou also talked a lot, so the two children came and went, and agreed to ask each other questions, if Ermao can't answer, he will be pinched on his face, and if Ermao answers, he can not be pinched on his face. Ermao always felt that something was wrong, but he didn't understand it, so he was pinched all the way, and when he walked to the chickens, his little face was already red.
"Haha, Ermao, you're wrong again, pinch your face. Dou Dou said with a smile, reaching out to pinch someone's face again. Ermao was so frightened that he covered his face with his hands and pleaded pitifully.
"You're pathetic. Dou Dou said, "But we are good boys, and good boys must do what they say." ”
After speaking, he took Ermao's hand away, pinched it again, and went to catch the chick with a laugh.
"Dou Dou, Ermao, this is the food for the chickens, you take it, go in first, and then feed the chickens when you see them, understand?" The staff handed two wooden patterned bowls to Dou Dou and Ermao, which contained some grain, "Don't spill it." ”
"It won't be spilled. Dou Dou said confidently, carrying a bowl into the pen of the captive chickens, and the big chickens and chicks saw someone coming in and ran away in a swarm.
"Oh~~" Dou Dou ran over excitedly and shouted, "Chickens, chickens, don't run, feed you millet to eat." ”
Ermao was holding another wooden patterned bowl, still standing at the entrance of the fence and not moving, shouting anxiously, let Dou Dou come back quickly, so many chickens, so dangerous.
Dou Dou chased these chickens and played for a while, and when he saw Ermao motionless, he ran over and took her to feed the chickens.
"I'm not going, I'm small, I'm going to be bitten to death by chickens. Ermao said.
"Such chickens are so beautiful~ they don't bite. Dou Dou said.
Ermao: "The little chicken won't bite me, the big chicken will bite me." ”
Dou Dou: "The big chicken won't bite you, you see, they didn't bite me." ”
Ermao said: "You are a big child, I am a child, if the chick doesn't bite the child's paper, the big chicken will bite the child's paper, I'm afraid." ”
Dou Dou sighed and said, "It turned out to be a stupid child." ”
Feed the chickens yourself.
Although there is no Ermao with her, the little rabbit sister is also having a good time alone, while feeding the chickens, she sings:
"Chickens and chickens are so beautiful, there are many brothers and sisters, relatives are also good, there are two chickens living in the house, it is the chicken father and the chicken mother, and there is an elephant, it is Li Elephant ......"
The TV camera instantly gave Dou Dou a close-up, and released the amplified voice of the song she was humming, and after she finished singing, the camera immediately switched, and when she arrived in the studio, the guests and the host had already laughed, and it took a while to come to their senses.
The host asked the guests present: "Regardless of the lyrics, the song is quite good, which song is this? ”
One singer said: "The melody is really good, but I haven't heard it either, Li wants to be here, ask him." ”
Li Xiang said: "It's original, I taught them to sing at home, and the name is "The Great Motherland". ”
The host asked with interest: "Is that how you sang it?"
Li Xiang: "The song is basically correct, but the lyrics are not like this, the young lady changed it herself." ”
I thought to myself, I will definitely teach this kid a lesson when I go back, and I dare to change him to the song, it's just an itch in the ass and I want to be beaten.
The host said, "Can Li Xiang sing to us on the spot?"
"No problem. Li Xiang opened his mouth and sang: "We all have a family name called the motherland, there are many brothers and sisters, the scenery is also good, the two dragons in the family are the Yangtze River and the Yellow River, and Mount Everest is the highest slope, we all have a family name called the motherland......"
Listening to the current aesthetics, the melody of this song seems a little "old", but it is still good, how to say that it was also a "divine comedy" that was popular all over the country in the 90s.
After listening to it, the host said, "Oh, it's really good, doesn't Li Xiang plan to release it?"
Li Xiang: "It's just singing casually, teasing children, and I don't plan to release it." ”
Other guests are envious, talented people, and songs are like buckets.
At Xiao Li's house, Dou Dou was already held down by Li Xiang, fluttering and struggling, trying to slip away, but he couldn't move, so he could only shout for his mother to help.
"Swollen fat four? Jie is swollen fat four?Why do you want to hit Dou Dou? Dou Dou didn't do anything bad duck, Mom, save my life duck~~~~"
The teacher immediately came over to intercede.
Li Xiang: "Master, your sister was calling for her mother to help, but she didn't call you." ”
The teacher said: "Mom is so busy duck, sister is so miserable, don't beat your sister." ”
Li Xiang said: "Then for the sake of the teacher's face, I will let go of Li Doudou's children for the time being." ”
He let go of Dou Dou and further warned: "Didn't you say that if the young lady is unhappy, whoever will be flattened? Now I also tell you, brother, if I am not happy, you will be flattened." ”
Dou Dou covered his little buttocks, muttered a few words, and asked Li Xiang loudly: "The Lun family didn't provoke you, why did you beat Lun! Are you a bad brother?"
Li thought: "What kind of bad brother, didn't you call me an elephant? Didn't the song on TV just now say that you still have an elephant named Li Elephant at home?"
"......" Dou Dou was speechless in a daze, and said loudly angrily: "The master also sings~ Hmph! Why don't you beat the little one! You will bully the little rabbit sister, because you are not as good-looking as me, you are ugly, hum!"
At this time, the broadcaster was indeed singing on TV, and it was also the song "Great Motherland", the lyrics were the same as Dou Dou's, what family has chicken fathers, chicken mothers, and elephants.
Shishi looked at TV, looked at Li Xiang, ho ho smirked twice, confused, looking very innocent, intending to turn the elephant brother upside down, so that he couldn't do it.
Li Xiang: "I don't beat the teacher. ”
Teacher: "Hee~"
Dou Dou was even more angry, and he almost jumped up to his feet and said: "Shishi also sang about the elephant, why did you hit Dou Dou, Dou Dou is also your sister duck! You are a bad guy, you are a puppy!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he was caught by Li Xiang again, pinched his face, pulled it to both sides, and said, "Who is the little dog?"
Dou Dou: "It's me ~ Sister Rabbit!"
Li Xiang: "It's pretty much the same. ”
Let her go.
Li Xiang saw that Dou Dou was angry, and said: "You don't want your brother to only beat you, who asked you to call Dou Dou, eat and sleep and beat Dou Dou, this is a natural thing." Because your name is Dou Dou, you have been innocent and cute since you were a child, and you are resistant to beating, and the teacher does not resist beating, so you can't be beaten, you can only be beaten. ”
"Huh~~~~" Dou Dou pretended to be pitiful miserably, and finally muttered, rubbed to Xiaoyuan's mother's side, and asked: "Mom, how beautiful are you, like my little sister, why did you give birth to this big brother, the Lun family and the teacher are only 5 years old, and the elephant is 91 years old~ Is it that my brother picked it up? Not our family? It must be, right?"
Xiang Xiaoyuan said funny: "What 91 years old, it's 19 years old." ”
Dou Dou said: "I don't think he's my brother. ”
Xiang Xiaoyuan asked, "Then what is he yours?"
Dou Dou looked at Li Xiang and said to Xiaoyuan's mother, "The Lun family will tell you tomorrow, ho-ho-ho." ”
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