Song Shuhang entered the dormitory with a hard head and locked the dormitory door with his hand. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Such a big Pekingese dog may be the only one in the world - needless to say, the one in front of me is the Pekingese demon dog that chased Anzhi Demon Monarch all over the world yesterday, and finally gave Anchi Demon Monarch a bite.

It turns out that puppies are cuter and cuter they are. Newborn puppies, even if they are all kinds of mixed-race earth dogs, they are fleshy and cute.

However, as soon as the puppies grow up, most of them become completely uncute - even if it is a cute puppy breed like Jingba, when it grows to more than five meters long, it has nothing to do with cuteness.

The Peking Big Demon Dog squatted on the ground, sticking out its tongue and panting, just like an ordinary puppy. In fact, a demon dog of its level is not afraid of heat at all, so why are you sticking out your tongue?

For a moment, Song Shuhang remembered the method of Xiannong Sect's 'roaring at the large carnivorous demon dog: the mud horse, the horse is forced to eat me!'.

Well, he's not teasing, so don't do it.

"Hello. Song Shuhang stubbornly beckoned to the big Jingba demon dog.

"Whew. Da Jingba tilted his head and posed as if he might be cute after being shrunk more than ten times.

"You can understand my words, I know that high-level demon beasts are all wise. Song Shuhang saw that this big demon dog had no intention of attacking him, and he breathed a sigh of relief for the time being.

The big Jingba demon dog changed his angle and continued to tilt his head to sell cuteness.

"Can't understand Mandarin?" Song Shuhang asked suspiciously.

This big demon dog must be intelligent, and it is no worse than a human's. This can be seen from the 'banter' look in its eyes when it faced the members of the Xiannong Sect.

However, demon dogs are not human beings after all, and there is no nine-year compulsory education. Maybe it's a sweet accent, or some weird local accent, so it doesn't understand Mandarin?

Therefore, when that disciple of the Xiannong Sect died in front of the big demon dog, shouting in his mouth, 'the mud horse, the horse is forced to eat Lao Tzu!', it didn't understand at all?

The more Song Shuhang thought about it, the more he realized that there was this possibility.

So, it should judge the meaning of words by human expressions and tones?

Thinking of this, Song Shuhang's heart moved, and he thought of a joke he had seen not long ago.

So, he smiled and said in a gentle tone: "Hello, your mother is a big monkey?"

After hearing this, the Jingba demon dog stopped selling cuteness, his head straightened, and his tongue was retracted. Once again, a playful look appeared in its eyes.

Then, it replied in a round Beijing pian tone: "Your mother is a gorilla!"

"......" Song Shuhang was speechless.

This Peking bus demon dog is full of bad fun!

After the big Jingba demon dog finished speaking, he stuck out his tongue and gasped, and blinked when he looked at Song Shuhang's speechless expression.

Song Shuhang sighed, took off his shoes and walked towards the dormitory bedroom - at the same time, he felt more at ease, this big demon dog would still joke with him, at least he wouldn't open his mouth to eat him, right?

He came to the bedroom, and the Peking Bus Demon Dog followed.

"You, do you have something to do with me?" Song Shuhang thought for a long time, and he didn't know what to call this Jingba demon dog.

"Well, let me ask a few questions. The Peking Demon Dog once again spoke: "You have been in contact with the 'Medicine Master' recently, right?"

Song Shuhang's heart immediately became vigilant, and he thought about how to answer.

"There is no need to deny it, in fact I smelled the 'pharmacist' on you a few days ago. Well, I smelled the smell of the little girl of the Su family on you yesterday, and then there was the guy of the Su family. The Jingba Demon Dog was like a treasure, and reported the names of several monks who had recently been in contact with Song Shuhang.

When Song Shuhang heard this, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.

"Are you Huangshan Zhenjun's baby big demon dog who ran away from home?" He still remembered that when he first joined the group, the members of the group were saying that Huangshan Zhenjun was very busy in those days, and his baby big demon dog was lost again.

At that time, Song Shuhang thought that the seniors in the group were all a group of secondary and second-class diseases, and thought that Huangshan Zhenjun's family was a pet dog that was lost.

Well...... Now it seems that it is really a pet dog, Jingba is a pet dog breed, and this one of Huangshan Zhenjun's family is bigger.

"Wang. The Jingba Great Demon Dog tilted his head and looked annoyed - don't ask Song Shuhang why he could see the annoyed expression on a dog's face, anyway, he could see it magically.

"Huangshan Zhenjun didn't bring you back last time?" Song Shuhang asked suspiciously, Huangshan Zhenjun has been appearing online recently, and he thought that the big demon dog had been recovered.

"Wang. The head of the Jingba demon dog changed direction and continued to snort angrily.

Song Shuhang sighed secretly - Well, with such a pet dog, Huangshan Zhenjun is also quite hard.

"So, do you have something to do with me?" Song Shuhang asked.

"I want to find a pharmacist and ask him for an elixir as a snack. The big demon dog of Jingba continued to sell cute: "So I followed you yesterday, trying to find the pharmacist, and followed me all the way to the hospital." Then, goddamn I don't know which bastard put a gas bomb. I didn't care about it for a while, I was so disgusting that I couldn't eat for a day. Wow!"

"......" The corners of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, it couldn't be the 'stinky pill' he put himself, right?

"So, I want to ask you, where is the medicine master now?" asked the Great Demon Dog.

"The pharmacist seems to have something to do temporarily, so I went to help a few friends with their illnesses. Several of his friends had problems with their adventures and seemed to have lost their memory. Therefore, the pharmacist senior will not come back in a few days, and if you are not in a hurry, you can come back to him a few days later. Song Shuhang replied.

The Jingba Demon Dog thought for a while: "Okay, then look for him a few days later." Finally, are you a new member of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group? You have a connection with the pharmacist, and you have contact with the Su clan Ah Qi. But I haven't seen you in the group before. ”

Song Shuhang nodded: "Well, I am indeed a new member of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group." ”

"That's good, you can borrow your account for me, can I talk a few words?"

"Chat?" Song Shuhang looked at his small computer, and then at the giant Beijing Bus more than five meters long, its claws touched lightly, and his computer had to be crushed and fractured, and then sent to the recycling bin, right?

"I can shrink!" As soon as he saw Song Shuhang's gaze, the Jingba Demon Dog immediately understood. Its body shook slightly, and in the white light, it soon became only the size of an ordinary Pekingba.

It's so cute at this size?!

"How's it going? Come on, come on, open an account on your computer. The Pekingese demon dog jumped happily.

"Okay. Song Shuhang turned on the computer, but did not log in to the chat software account on the desktop, but flipped out another independent chat software backup in a subfolder of the E drive and used it to log in.

Since the altar master incident, he has been more careful about his identity as a 'monk', and various protections have been made on the computer. I don't dare to leave a record of account login in the computer, and I use the Internet café mode, which automatically eliminates the record of the chat account every time I log out.

After entering the account password and logging into the chat software, he turned around and gave up the computer to the big demon dog - he still kept an eye on it. After all, whether Jingba is the one of Huangshan Zhenjun's family is just a guess.

The Pekingese dog happily climbed onto the computer desk - it seemed that as it became smaller, it even lost weight. Otherwise, the computer desk would have collapsed.

Then, it skillfully knocked on the chat window of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' with a crawler.

Then, I called up the Wubi input method!

I'll go, it will even use the Wubi input method? I use pinyin! Song Shuhang said secretly in his heart.

Just as he was thinking about it, the Jingba demon dog had already typed a string of words on the keyboard, and the typing speed was still very fast.

Jiuzhou No. 1 group.

Shushan was under great pressure: "@黄山真君, Huangshan, you stupid - force! Come out, come out!"

Song Shuhang's cold sweat broke out all of a sudden, and he couldn't stop it.

Beihe Sanren was the first to reply, and he asked suspiciously: "Shuhang Xiaoyou?"

Huangshan Zhenjun: "......"

Shushan was under pressure: "Wowhaha, I've escaped again, what's the matter! Huangshan Dasha - force! Come and bite me!"

Song Shuhang silently watched the Jingba demon dog typing quickly on the keyboard - if the pharmacist senior saw this picture, he would definitely cry and faint in the toilet!

Beihe Sanren: "......"

Wandering Monk Tongxuan: "......"

Pharmacist: "......"

Then there is a row of seniors, with ellipses to maintain the formation.

Needless to say, they have already guessed the reason - the precious big demon dog of Huangshan Zhenjun's family has run away from home again. And somehow, it also went to Song Shuhang's Xiaoyou and used Song Shuhang's account to chat online.

"Little Doudou, don't make trouble. Huangshan Zhenjun replied.

"Cut, I'll make trouble, what can you do with me? There is a original, you come to bite me, come and bite me!" Jingba happily tapped the keyboard.

I've just finished saying that.

[System prompt: (******) Shushan is under great pressure and has been banned by the group leader Huangshan Zhenjun for 1 day.] ］

Silenced.

In the past few days, Huangshan Zhenjun has used the Great Silence Technique more times than the entire month of last month, and he feels tired when he thinks about it.

"Damn, Huangshan Dasha, dare to forbid me to speak!

If I were the true monarch of Huangshan, I would definitely forbid you to speak, no, I would definitely consider whether to eat dog meat hot pot for dinner Song Shuhang said secretly in his heart.

- No, wait, this account is mine!

At this time, in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group, Huangshan Zhenjun spoke: "Shuhang Xiaoyou, Xiaodoudou will trouble you to take care of it for a while. When I'm done with this, two months at most, I'll rush to you and get it back. Until then...... Don't let Doudou run away!"

Song Shuhang looked at the Jingba big demon dog, and then looked at his thin arms and legs. Looking at 'Little Doudou'? He felt that there was no hope at all in this task.

The big demon dog of Jingba turned his head and looked at Song Shuhang: "Wang, Huangshan Dasha, how can this rookie look at me?"

Song Shuhang suddenly felt that the green tendons on his forehead were congested and bloody!(To be continued.) )