Volume 1 Agent Nova Chapter 0059 Are You Human?
Five minutes later, Zhao Xihe climbed over the wall into the backyard and rushed into the back kitchen of the hotel with a Kronsha hand cannon.
"Robbery!!"
Although I can't understand Chinese, looking at this posture, I understand what is going on. The people in the kitchen all squatted on the floor, their hands around their heads, shivering with fear.
"You, yes, put all the meat in a bag for Lao Tzu, yes, you are so fast, child!
Under Zhao Xihe's obscenity, the people in the back kitchen got busy, and put the slaughtered braised meat, turkey, and fish into the pockets brought by the robbers. Then I put oil, salt, sauce and vinegar seasoning in a mess, anyway, just put something in it.
"Goodbye, kids. ”
Before leaving, Zhao Xihe also naughtily gave a patton-style military salute, and then carried a bag on each shoulder, and ran over the wall.
The hotel called the police, and the police asked, "What did the robbers rob?"
"Meat, turkey, fish, oil, salt......" the people in the kitchen told me word by word.
The policeman's head was big, and he wanted to laugh but was embarrassed, so he was so angry that he scolded: ", how can any robber rob this, are you crazy hungry? You say, how can I fill out the form?"
The story spread and became an after-dinner joke among the people of St. Teresa. They ridiculed one after another, saying that this Chinese came from the Qing Dynasty and came to our St. Teresa to rob food on the orders of Lafayette Cixi. Based on this news, someone also made up a funny novel "Robbery, Your Meal".
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At this time, Zhao Xihe was sitting on the beach, lighting a bonfire and making a barbecue. Grilled venison, grilled turkey skewers, grilled fish fillets, delicious and refreshing. The smell of barbecue also attracted a stray dog and a group of noisy crows.
"Hiccup ......" was full of food and drink, Zhao Xihe lay down on the mermaid statue, looking at the beautiful night sky, humming a little song, very comfortable.
In my previous life, I worked everywhere, and I was still poor, and in this life, I must have a good time. Travel the world, enjoy life to the fullest, and be a free person in the truest sense of the word.
At night, he put on an invisibility cloak and ran to the Coastal Hotel, found a room and slept beautifully.
The next day, go to the sea to fish.
Others use fishing nets and rods for fishing, and he directly plunges into the shallow bay, dives to a depth of 30 meters, and chases the fish.
Chasing Fish!!
Yes, you read that right, it's snorkeling chasing the fish. The speed of the Class B mutants, including swimming, can reach 300 meters per minute, which is three times the speed of the world freestyle champion. Remember, this is a snorkel.
Zhao Xihe is like the legendary mermaid, swimming quickly under 30 meters of water, his eyes are firmly fixed on a sea fish similar to an American red fish in front of him, and following its swimming trajectory, chasing and killing all the way.
When the distance was about the same, Zhao Xihe struggled to throw the harpoon out, and with a "poof", he pierced the sea fish. Then surface, swim back, take the fish down, and put it on the stolen sailboat.
In this way, Zhao Xihe can kill about 10 fish in an hour. Sometimes when I am in the mood, I will catch fish with my bare hands. Dive about 70 meters to the bottom of the sea and catch a few sea shells. Of course, this is too much of a waste of physical strength and time.
There is a coal stove on the boat, pots and spoons, and the fish is stewed and eaten.
Blowing the sea breeze, eating stewed sea fish, and drifting with the waves on the sea, this life is so pleasant.
Three days later, a sailboat approached. There were 3 men and 2 women on the boat, all of whom looked at Zhao Xihe with amazement. The man took the opportunity to pretend to be forced, sat by the fire, and ate the flute.
"Hey, friend, have you always lived at sea like this?" a girl shouted at Zhao Xihe.
Hey, is the Chinese language very standard?
"Yes, I'm a sea wanderer. Saying that, Zhao Xihe also very warmly invited the girl to come as a guest and try his own fish stew.
"Okay. Ignoring the obstruction of her companions, the girl really jumped on Zhao Xi and the little sailboat.
"Your boat, it's in the river, it's too dangerous at sea. The girl reminded.
"The boat is my dining table, and I usually stay at the bottom of the sea, playing with the fish and the turtles. Zhao Xihe talked nonsense, and the more he talked, the more energetic he became.
"Oh my God!!" the girl was shocked, her face full of incredulity.
This girl has a long white and gold braid, delicate facial features, fair skin, and a bumpy figure, graceful lines, beautiful person, beautiful body, and indescribable beauty. In particular, her big eyes, like a pure sapphire, are particularly charming.
She didn't feel dirty, sat down, stretched out her hand to take the stewed fish and ate it, and praised while eating: "Well, it's delicious, it's delicious!"
"Here, take a sip. Zhao Xihe handed the girl a wine bottle made of coral.
"Coral ......" The girl looked at the bottle-shaped coral in her hand with amazement, and then took a sip very carefully. There is nothing special about the wine, but this wine utensil is very "unique".
"You won't be the legendary undersea man, right?" the girl was full of curiosity about Zhao Xihe.
She saw that Zhao Xihe's hair was messy with seaweed, his face was unshaven (unshaved), his skin was dark (tanned), he was wearing only a pair of linen-like pants, his whole body smelled of seawater, and he drank wine with coral...... Is this a terrestrial human?!
"I said I was a mermaid, do you believe me?"
"Giggle......" the girl was amused.
"You speak Mandarin so well?"
"Well, my father was St. Teresa's ambassador to China, and I lived with him in China for a few years. Beijing, your capital, is big and beautiful. "The girl seems to have a lot to say about China.
Well......
Zhao Xihe's heart suddenly moved, make friends with her, and then let her help, can't he return to China?
Thinking of this, he sighed deliberately and said with a sad face: "China, my motherland, I haven't been back for many years......"
"Are you Chinese?" the girl was surprised. Because there are too few Chinese who come to St. Deland, even the Chinese of Xiangshan are not many, and almost all the Chinese who come here every year can be counted on one hand.
"I'm a stateless now, I'm a sea wanderer. ”
"Oh, why?"
"I used to live in Kalland, and when I came to St. Teresa with my parents, there was a shipwreck and I was officially considered dead. My parents also returned to China. So, I can only live in Shamal Bay. ”
"Oh, that's okay, I might be able to help you. "The girl is very kind and warm-hearted.
"And how can I thank you?"
At this time, a girl on the sailboat pointed to the sea and said to Zhao Xi and Yili Wow. I don't know what scriptures I'm reciting, and I don't understand them. Zhao Xihe asked the girl in front of him to translate: "You translate it to me, what does she say?"
The girl's face was embarrassed, as if her companion's words were not good. However, she rolled her eyes and explained evasively: "Well, she said she didn't believe you were a sea wanderer. If you can catch it,"
He pointed to a dark shadow beneath the water, and said, "If you can catch that fish, she'll believe it." Or, she'll tell her uncle, who is the chief of police, to arrest you as a wanted criminal. ”
At the end, the girl added: "She's joking, don't take it seriously." ”
"What kind of fish is that?"
"The endemic ferocious sea fish of the St. Teresan Sea, the ghost flag shark. It's a predator, you don't touch. ”
"It'll be it!" After speaking, Zhao Xihe plunged into the sea with a harpoon.
In order to be able to "trap" the girl in front of him, he decided to fight.
When Zhao Xihe caught up with the black shadow with a harpoon on his back, he was frightened.
Groove !!
The fish was at least five meters long, with fins on its back erect like exploding bones, fluffing up like black sails, and a blood-red pattern like a human skull. It's scary enough. When it shook its bloated body and turned its head, the fish had two rows of jagged teeth in its mouth. It's scary to watch.
I'll go...... Lives matter, everything else is fake.
Excuse me, farewell!!
Just as Zhao Xihe was about to retreat, the ghost flag shark suddenly turned around and chased after him with his mouth open. The cargo was too fast to return safely to the sailboat. Even if it returned to the sailboat, the boat would not be able to carry it with its tail.
Fight!!
"Whew!" Zhao Xihe threw the harpoon into the eye of the ghost flag shark. It's a pity that the ghost flag shark shook its head and dodged, rushing over at an unabated speed, and the mouth of the fish covered with fangs instantly arrived in front of it.
Zhao Xihe exerted his speed to the extreme, swept his legs to the left, slapped his left hand on the fish's lips, and rubbed his body diagonally against the body of the ghost flag shark. I guess I wiped my back with bald skin, and it hurt hotly.
"Smack!", his back was gently swept by the fishtail, and Zhao Xihe felt as if he had been hit by a car, rolling out 4 or 5 meters away in the sea. The pain in the whole back was severe, and it was estimated that the bones were injured. [PS: When an adult is whipped by the tail of a carp, the back of his hand will swell. 】
The speed of the ghost flag shark was too fast, and it circled back in an instant, and the terrifying big fish mouth rushed at Zhao Xihe again. Zhao Xihe spun sharply with all his strength, shook his hand and sacrificed a bat hook made of stainless steel, and with a "bang", it hooked deeply into the "face" of the ghost flag shark.
The ghost flag shark was in pain, and while speeding up the swim, he shook the head of the fish desperately, trying to throw Zhao Xihe down. Zhao Xihe clutched the bat hook tightly with both hands, and he didn't let go of his hands when he died. As a result, Zhao Xihe's body dragged a wave on the sea like a log hanging on the back of a speedboat......
"Oh my God......"
"Is this human?!"
The people on the sailboat looked at the waves on the sea, and Zhao Xihe in the waves, and were collectively stunned.
"Hurry, Kelly, call your uncle and call the sea rescue team. The girl said, pulling her companion back to the galleon.
"Oh no, the Ghost Flag Shark is back!!"
The men and women screamed, panicked as they navigated the sailboat, barely dodging the Ghost Flag Shark.
"......Boom" Zhao Xihe's small sailboat was directly knocked apart by the ghost flag shark, and the stove sank with a "bang".
At the moment when the small sailboat was collided and disintegrated, Zhao Xihe was quick to catch a boning knife with his hands. Then there was a sharp poke and stab on the head of the fish, and then the fish blood flowed out, mixed with the seawater and kept washing Zhao Xihe's face, making him almost suffocate.
"Click......" Zhao Xihe kept poking the fish's head, the blood kept flowing, slowly, the speed of the ghost flag shark slowed down, and finally hit a reef protruding from the sea level, completely dead.
"Snap ......" Zhao Xihe's whole body was stiff and numb, like a wooden stick, falling the reef, and he couldn't do anything else except open his mouth to breathe. Even if a crab clamps its neck with crab claws, it hurts, and you can only endure it......
I don't know how long it took, when he heard a noise, Zhao Xihe looked up and saw that it was a medium-sized navy ship, slowing down and rushing here. On the bow of the boat stood the girl......
Rise...... Rise!!
Zhao Xihe sat up strongly, pulled the crab down, and chewed the "delicious" sent to his face one by one. To tell the truth, chewing with a crab shell is hard to eat, but he has to make a show to come out.
"Friend, are you human?" a rear admiral looked at Zhao Xihe with a look of disbelief on his face, and the huge body of the dead ghost flag shark at his feet.