Chapter 0003: A Bunch of Demons and Monsters
Since I was a child, I have never eaten such a delicious fish stew, it is so fragrant and delicious. Zhao Xihe ate all the half fish that weighed 3 catties, and drank a big bowl of fish soup.
One of the strong men with a scar on his face innocently asked, "Boy, can you really pee for a day?"
"Poof......" Zhao Xihe and a mouthful of fish soup sprayed on the strong man's face.
In fact, it is not that strong men are naΓ―ve, but that since the outbreak of the plague in late 2000, some people's bodies have mutated. There are those who are as agile as apes, those who can dive under the sea for half a month like fish without changing oxygen, and those whose tongues grow twice into a half-meter-long tongue...... And so on, there are many mutants of all kinds. It's just that the government uses various means to cover it up perfectly. Only the Planning Bureau, which regularly deals with mutants, is aware of their existence.
After chatting, I learned that not giving Zhao Xi and the three people food was deliberately arranged by the above. What would they do if they didn't have anything to eat? It was impossible to escape, and there were hidden surveillance cameras all around. There are a bunch of big men and a few big dogs under the camp, just waiting to beat you.
"What if you can get out?"
"You can try. "The strong men's faces are full of confidence and ill will.
On the way back to the barracks, Zhao Xihe came to a conclusion based on the various things he had encountered in the past half a day, and after combing through it: This planning bureau is a secret secret agent organization. We 3 newcomers were brought here to be put to the test of the organization. First, starve you and see how you do it.
Undoubtedly, I, Zhao Xihe, knew how to find food and succeeded.
It's like taking an exam, giving you a blank paper and giving you free rein. Well played, congratulations, you passed the exam. But the question is, what exactly do the people from the Planning Bureau want to test us?
Studied but cannot comprehend.
Back in the barracks, the little Yangniu saw Zhao Xihe's injured face and limping legs, opened her mouth, lowered her head again, and didn't say anything.
Suddenly, Zhao Xihe had an idea: Could it be that this little foreign girl knows the inside story, but she doesn't say anything?
Taking advantage of the opportunity for the little girl to go to the bathroom, Zhao Xihe approached the Mongolian monk and whispered: "I suspect that this little girl has a problem, and she is an undercover agent among us." β
The Mongolian monk tilted his head and did not speak. But the meaning is obvious: you say, I'll listen.
Zhao Xihe whispered: "First, before we came, we didn't think about the problem of food. And this foreign girl has prepared a lot of snacks, is she unpredictable? Second, I was beaten up by someone just now, and when I entered the door, her expression was very strange. If it was a normal person, even if he didn't ask, the expression should at least be surprised and confused, what happened to him, was he beaten? What about her...... When I lowered my head, the corners of my mouth obviously rose, and I was completely gloating. Isn't that strange?"
The Mongolian monk nodded in agreement.
Seeing that the little girl came out, Zhao Xi returned to his bed as if he was fine.
As soon as he sat down, a surprising scene suddenly happened: as soon as the Mongolian monk raised his legs, he ran 5 meters away, and then poked his palm on the neck of the little foreign girl.
The little girl rolled her eyes, lay down on the bed softly, and passed out.
I'm ......
The Mongolian monk pointed at the stunned Zhao Xihe with his hand: "You, tie her up and interrogate her." If she doesn't say it, I'll kill her again. After saying that, he lifted his leg and floated to his bed again, and continued to meditate cross-legged. However, this time I didn't close my eyes.
This kung fu...... Can't afford to mess with it!
Zhao Xihe obediently tied the little foreign girl with a sheet, and after the tie was finished, the person woke up. He looked at Zhao Xihe with a confused face, then at himself, and then asked in a panic: "Hey!!You, you, why did you tie me up?"
I stuttered in a hurry.
"Little girl, said, the planning bureau put me and the Mongols ...... No, what the hell are you going to do when you get us here?" Zhao Xihe pretended to be fierce and glared at the little foreign girl.
"I, how do I know?!" the little girl didn't admit it, and she looked aggrieved.
"If you don't, my eldest brother will kill you. Zhao Xihe threatened.
"Click!" the Mongols really cooperated, and pierced the bed with one palm.
"Big brother, don't be angry. Zhao Xihe waved his hand at the Mongols in a decent manner, and then "persuaded" the little Yangniu with pity on his face, "You are so good-looking, if my eldest brother slaps it, then it will be impossible to see it, right? β
"I'm just like you, I was brought here in a daze...... "The little foreign girl said and said that she shed tears, and the aggrieved little appearance made Zhao Xihe suspect that she had misjudged.
"Don't say yes, do you?" the Mongols were really angry this time, and they came over with their palms up.
At this moment, Zhao Xihe flew out with a "whoosh" and slammed into the wall. The back also hurt, the chest also hurt, and the pain made Zhao Xi and Wow Wow vomit, and vomited the fish meat and fish soup they ate all over the ground.
"Ahem...... cough ~ cough ......" After vomiting, then coughing, the cough should be suppressed to the minimum, because when I cough, my chest hurts badly.
At this time, the little foreign girl and the Mongols were already fighting. One shot whirring and the wind was extremely fierce, and the other was dodging like a monkey, jumping up and down, and neither of them could hit anyone. But the bed in the room was unlucky, crooked, clicking, and sawdust...... It's like a small tornado.
This combat power ...... It's horrible!!
No, how did the little foreign girl break Lao Tzu's five flowers in seconds?
Well, look at the little foreign girl's skills, this kung fu, if it hits Lao Tzu......
Thinking of this, Zhao Xihe was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and he had a plan, so he simply rolled his eyes and "fainted".
Then, squint and peek through the slit in your eye.
"Stop, stop, stop fighting!" The little girl jumped an antelope, ran out 3 meters away, and stopped fighting.
"Whoop...... The Mongol also stopped, blushing and panting.
"Get up, don't play dead. The little girl came over and kicked Zhao Xihe very unfriendly.
Silk ββ!!
Cao ......
The lower foot is not heavy, but it just touched the ribs, and it hurts heart-piercing...... Zhao Xihe forcibly held back and didn't make a sound. However, it does not prevent Lao Tzu from greeting you up and down in his heart, and the eighteen generations of your ancestors one by one.
"You're not going to be kicked to death, are you? Get up, don't pretend. The Mongols used their hands to pull Zhao Xi and the collar of his clothes.
The little girl stopped the Mongol in time: "Mongol, stop! He shouldn't be pretending, I know what to do, I should have passed out with a broken rib." Then he shouted into the notebook, "Ba snake, Ba snake, I'm a fox!" β
"Mongols, I'm not wrong, am I?"
Zhao Xihe said proudly, after finishing this sentence, he really fainted.
After waking up, Zhao Xihe found himself lying in the hospital room. Next to her, the little girl, no, the fox, is sitting in a row with the Mongols, eating fruits. A big apple for one person, and the one that clicks and eats it is called a sweet.
"Awake?" the fox asked.
Zhao Xihe seriously suspected that the fox had a third eye on the back of his head. Every time, you don't have to look to know what's going on around you.
At this time, the headmaster came in. Behind him stood a skeleton, no, a wizened "youth". One after the other came to the hospital bed. The principal smiled and asked, "Golden Retriever, how are you feeling?"
"Golden Retriever...... Are you sure you called me?"
The headmaster smiled: "This is the code name that the fox gave you." β
"Why?" Zhao Xihe raised his head and glared at the fox angrily.
The fox clapped his hands and stood up, and said with a smile: "First, your sense of smell is super powerful, and you can smell the smell of stewed fish from a kilometer away; second, the golden retriever is friendly and enthusiastic on the surface, and harmless to humans and animals, but in fact it is alert and intelligent, and it is very chicken thief." All in all, I feel that your code name is Golden Retriever, which is the most suitable. β
When he had finished speaking, he turned his head and asked the Mongols, "What do you say, Mongols?" β
The Mongol twisted his head and ignored the fox.
Forehead...... I understand, this big brother's code name is Mongolian, and he was also taken by a fox.
"Are the ribs really broken?" Zhao Xihe hurriedly asked the principal.
The headmaster didn't speak, and the skeleton behind him spoke: "Yes, three broken." I picked it up for you with a toothpick. I've applied the secret medicine I brewed, and I promise to make you fine for ten days. Remember, don't move for at least eight hours. Otherwise, I'll have to pick you up again. Next time, Lao Tzu will use rivets. β
"Toothpick...... What the hell is it?" Zhao Xihe felt funny.
"This is it. As he spoke, the skeleton held up a toothpick.
Is it a real toothpick!!
I'm ...... What kind of demons and monsters are these people?!!
Later, it was learned that this living skeleton was codenamed "Old Ghost", and the people in the organization were injured and handed over to him for treatment. He didn't have professional surgical instruments, what was the use of what he had at hand, screwdrivers, drunkdrivers, nails, wires, ear pickers, and in his hands were the tools for surgery. Moreover, the operation is performed without anesthetic, but with a toothpick wire or something pierced into the back of the person's neck, and the person loses all sensations and is left to him like a puppet. When you're done, pour a few mouthfuls of the decoction he made, and then apply the plaster he boiled, and just wait to be alive.
He once arrogantly said that no matter how many external injuries you suffer, as long as you have a breath, Lao Tzu can bring you back to life.
It's just that when the previous director died in front of him, he never said this big word again.
At this time, the headmaster stood in the middle of the room, looked around, and said with a serious face: "Recently, mutants have been very arrogant, and have openly killed people in public many times. This made the head of the government very angry. Just now, the deputy bureau has issued an order, urging us to exert our strength and punish them ruthlessly, and to defeat their arrogance. β
"There's a new move?" the fox came to his senses, looking eager to try.
"Hmm. The headmaster nodded.
The principal looked at Zhao Xihe and the Mongolian Yankees with a smile: "In view of this, the test for you can only end in advance." Then he shook hands with them one by one, "Welcome, officially join the big family of our Planning Bureau." β
"I ......" Zhao Xihe just wanted to speak.
At this moment, suddenly, there was a deafening loud "boom" overhead. Then the earth shook as if there had been an earthquake. Then, gypsum powder and soil or something, split his head and cover his face and poured down on Zhao Xihe's head and body, smashing him with dizziness and tinnitus, and there were little stars in front of him......
"Smack!"
The lights went out, and it was instantly dark. The kind of black that you can't see your fingers.
"Lie down!!" the headmaster's voice said.
"Safe passage here!!" shouted the old ghost.
"Let's go!" the voice of a fox rang in my ears.
"Hey, hey!!" Zhao Xihe felt that his waist was grabbed by a powerful hand, and the person was swirling in the air, and he was thrown into an unknown space......