336 Hurt me
As soon as Yang Dingtian stretched out his hand, he hugged the waist of the girl in the red dress and hugged her.
"Yikes. The girl in the red dress screamed, "You hurt me." ”
The girl in the red dress broke free from Yang Dingtian's hand, looked down at her legs, and when she saw it, she cried out again: "Ah, it's bleeding." ”
Yang Dingtian saw that it was really bleeding, it turned out that he was a little harder, and the knees of the girl in the red dress hung on the bridge railing, and she scratched a little skin.
Yang Dingtian was a little sorry in his heart, but he said: "Jumping off the bridge will be fined fifty, and bleeding will pollute the railing of the bridge, and the penalty will be one hundred." ”
The girl in the red dress was screaming in pain, but when she heard his words, she pouted: "How can there be such a thing, and I don't want to jump into the river at all, I want to save the red dragonfly." ”
Well?
There seems to be some misunderstanding.
"You're not going to jump into the river?" Yang Dingtian was a little unconvinced.
"What am I doing jumping into the river? The girl in the red dress pouted: "Really, I saw that the red dragonfly seemed to be injured and wanted to save it, I don't believe you came to see it." ”
As she spoke, she leaned over the railing and pointed to Yang Dingtian.
Yang Dingtian looked at it, and it was true, there was a red dragonfly parked on the outside of the bridge railing along the footboard, probably injured and motionless.
Now Yang Dingtian wiped a little sweat, but when he saw the girl in the red dress pouting, it was quite cute, so he smiled and said: "The money for jumping into the river will not be fined, but your blood is smeared on the bridge railing and pollutes the bridge railing, and you still have to be fined a hundred." ”
"How can there be such a rule?" The girl in the red dress looked a little cute, but she was not stupid, and pouted: "And you made me bleed." ”
This is a pun, Yang Dingtian wanted to laugh a little when he heard it, and he endured it, and said, "Well, forget it, let's even." ”
The girl in the red dress looked at him, pouting, obviously a little unhappy, but she didn't seem to be good at distinguishing her mouth, as if she didn't know what to say.
She looks quite cute, at this time a tricycle selling flowers happened to come, there were a lot of flowers on it, it seems that the business is not good, Yang Dingtian called to stop, and bought a bird of paradise.
The flower seller's brain was a little unclear: "Don't sell a branch, buy a pot if you want to buy it." ”
When he met this number, Yang Dingtian couldn't cry or laugh, nodded, picked up a pot of flowers, reached out to pick the flowers, and then put the flower pot on the car, took out another hundred yuan, and said: "The money for buying flowers, for the rest, you help me throw this pot of flowers into the trash can at the head of the bridge." ”
The person who bought the flowers thought about it for a while, agreed, took the money, pushed the cart, and went to the trash can in front, and actually threw the pot of flowers into the trash can.
"God who sells cakes. ”
Yang Dingtian couldn't help but cover his face.
Even the girl in the red dress also saw that something was wrong, and said: "This person has a problem with his brain, that pot of flowers is good, only one was picked, he took it back and watered it a little, and in a few days, it can bloom again." ”
"So to speak. Yang Dingtian nodded in agreement: "There are many gods in this world, such as this flower seller, and those who jump into the river." ”
"I said I wasn't jumping into the river. "The girl in the red dress is in a hurry.
"Good, good. Yang Dingtian nodded again and again: "You didn't jump into the river, I misunderstood, and I made you bleed, so I apologize and help you deal with your wounds." ”
"No, you're not a doctor. The girl in the red dress obviously couldn't believe him, and shook her head and refused: "I'll just go back and put on a band-aid." ”
"Band-Aids don't work. ”
Yang Dingtian scared her: "It will leave a scar." ”
For a beauty, her beauty is the most important thing in the world, and as soon as she heard that it would leave a scar, the girl in the red dress immediately became anxious: "No." ”
"If you don't believe it, forget it. ”
Yangdingtian takes retreat as advance.
The girl in the red dress was really fooled, and said, "Then you can help me deal with it, how do you get it, it won't hurt me, right?"
"No, it won't. ”
Yang Dingtian raised the flower in his hand: "I'll dip this flower in some saliva and stick it on the wound for you, and in a minute, the wound will be healed." ”
"Really?" The girl in the red dress is indeed a little cute, it is estimated that she has only been out of school for a short time, and she may even be a university doctor, and the opposite side is the high school district.
But Meng is not stupid, the brain is still normal, and said: "This flower is a bird of paradise, I know, but it has no healing function, and besides, the wound will be healed in one minute, how can there be such a thing." ”
"Well, beauty. Yang Dingtian's chin raised: "Let's make a bet, I'll put flowers on your wound, and you will remove it in a minute, if there are still scars, count me as losing, if not, count me as winning, how about it?"
The girl in the red dress looked at him, her eyes blinked twice, she is not deeply involved in the world, and because she is beautiful, there are always people around to coax her, and there are people to help with everything, and the experience in handling things is obviously not good.
She didn't believe Yang Dingtian's words, and even felt that there was a trap, so she subconsciously wanted to refuse.
But Yang Dingtian is a fritter, but he saw her mentality and tempted her: "As long as it takes a minute, it will never leave a scar, otherwise an ugly scar will not be able to wear a beautiful short skirt in the future." ”
The lethality of these words to a beautiful girl is equivalent to a nuclear bomb of 500,000 tons.
The refusal of the girl in the red dress came to her lips, swallowed it back, thought for a while, and said, "What if you win?"
"I won, please leave this section of the bridge I contracted, you want to jump into the river, please go to that end, I tell you, that end is contracted by the surname Zhu, I am a mortal enemy with him, if you go to that end to jump, I can also reward you with ten yuan." ”
The girl in the red dress was anxious when she heard it: "I said that I didn't want to jump into the river, you are really." ”
She was anxious, but Yang Dingtian sneered: "Beauty, I am also a scholar, I have watched TV, Zhang Wuji and his mother said, the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive people, you say now that you are not jumping into the river, but if I don't pay attention to it, you plop down and jump down, I will die, and I will be fined 1,000 yuan, do you know, I only have more than 2,000 yuan a month." ”
He chattered, and the girl in the red dress couldn't tell him clearly, and said, "Okay, then you can treat me, okay, if you win, I'll leave." ”
"Okay. Yang Dingtian nodded, picked a piece of flower, and licked it with his tongue.
"Yikes. The girl in the red dress immediately screamed: "Why do you make saliva?" ”
"yes. Yang Dingtian took it for granted: "My saliva is the most effective in curing injuries, any other medicine in the world, if you want your injuries to heal, it will take at least three days, but apply my saliva and paste it, at most thirty seconds." ”
"I don't want to. The girl in the red dress obviously didn't believe his words, and shook her head: "It's disgusting." ”
"Don't you believe it?" Yang Dingtian's eyes rolled: "Don't believe it, look at this red dragonfly, it's injured, right, its tail is hooked down, obviously it's not good." ”
"yes. The girl in the red dress looked sorry: "Maybe tomorrow it will die." ”