Chapter 90: How to Drop the Situation
The ink is black, and the like gathers like them, and sure enough, they are all a family, and when they talk, they are all crackling and a lot, just like the bullets shot by the machine, the gun, and the bullets, one after the other, without pause.
Mi Fu said these words, no longer comment on how much artistic level he had, but these words were absolutely shocked in the ears of Wu Yuanhua and Wu Dapeng, and several of them, and instantly became frightened.
Make an assumption: If you can, for example, give Wu Yuanfa and Wu Dapeng, a little time for them, let them complain, don't think about it, if nothing else, they will definitely say the same thing: What kind of thing is this, it's too scary.
Nonsense, far away, try to get back to the point, Mi Fu's words just fell, Wu Yuanfa and Wu Dapeng, the six of them, it was very magical, as if they had not been destroyed just now, as if Popeye had eaten spinach, and he was resurrected with full blood.
It's very powerful, like being hungry for several days, hungry and full of food, and then getting up from the ground, and then neatly arranging according to the tall and short people.
But when they got up from the ground, they began to sweat profusely again, sweating like rain, and stood there obediently, not knowing what to do, like schoolchildren, waiting for the judgment of the teacher's fate.
Mi Fu is quite satisfied, the most important thing is that he is quite satisfied with what he just said, because from the performance of these guys, it can be proved that what he just said is still deterrent and lethal.
The second point of satisfaction is that these guys are all quite good, they are not stupid, their brains are quite flexible, and they all understand in an instant the meaning of what they just said, and they are satisfied with the little vanity in his heart, as long as it is normal.
"Look to the right - align, look forward - look a little together, stand upright, and speak. ”
I don't know what kind of purpose it is, Mi Fu is actually in the mood to play, maybe this is not forgetting to have fun at work! It was like military training, and Wu Yuanhua and Wu Dapeng and they actually obediently cooperated.
"I want to ask a few questions, first of all, the first question is, which one of you is the boss? If it is the boss, stand up for me quickly, I don't have time now, after the question, you can get out alive!"
"That ......! That ......! I ......! I report, I shouted the report, my cheap name is Wu Yuanfa, I am their boss, but not their eldest brother...... My lord, I will answer all the questions you ask. ”
When Mi Fu's first question was raised, Wu Yuanfa was quite responsible, perhaps this was the reason why he was able to be the boss, and immediately stood up and admitted that he was their leader.
"What's your name? I know what he's doing? Is there a need for that? Do you want to see me next time? Probably not, then answer the question!
I have ears, I'm listening? As you said, answer honestly, don't tell lies, but don't let me use means, your body can't bear it. ”
"Because, just over a month ago, these subordinates of mine, they brought a batch of goods, which were worth 300 million, and then they lost them, and the one who made me angry to death was because they were greedy.
I ate a meal, a meal worth 300 million, and they said that they were robbed by the gods, at the beginning! I mean at the beginning, I definitely didn't believe it, but now I believe it.
Who would have believed this reason in the first place? As long as it was a normal person, it would not have believed it, this is not an insult to my intelligence, is it simply treating me as a retarded person.
Later, they accidentally found you, which is really damned! I was able to find your boss, and I shouldn't have forgiven you this time, but I still ask you to forgive us!
They found out, my goods are in the hands of your boss, and they have been sold, and there are a few gold ingots from the Tang Dynasty, which fell into the hands of the ancestors of the Wu family, and we found you on this clue.
I'm really sorry, we apologize, I apologize again, we can compensate you for your losses, because now I believe it, and I don't want to chase it back, to be honest, I'm not bad for that money.
Besides, money is a bastard who kills a thousand knives, there is no more to earn, as long as you are willing to work hard, as long as you have a flexible mind, you still have more or less, it depends on your personal ability.
I want to be friends with you, one more friend is one more way, especially friends like you, the more the merrier, that is simply the last place to save your life.
If you can't tell your friends, I hope you'll take us in, right? Run errands for you, we can still do this job, like buying you groceries, driving a car, if you don't have money, you can use your ATM!"
Damn, what kind of creatures did you meet? Mi Fu had an inexplicable plan in his heart, wondering, should he wait for this matter to be over and take the person in front of him as well!
After all, they all have something in common, and this common point is that they can all talk nonsense, answer a question, and bring out so many questions, which can be regarded as talents, and it is really not easy to meet one.
"Silan, we can't go on like this, can we wait like this any longer, can you tell Mi Fu to hurry up? Otherwise, time may not be enough, we must speed up and solve the matter."
We can't talk nonsense, when we have time, it is also a kind of exercise, and it is also healthy for the body, and lazy exercise is also exercise.
Now it's really not good, you have to know that my grandma has reached this age, and it is quite difficult to have a whole number of birthdays, even if she can live a long life, there are only two left, and one hand can only use two fingers. ”
"Sister, come over quickly! Everything has been figured out, what is that? The reason is all on you, these unlucky people came today, and the reason why they were able to rob us was because of you. ”
Just Yun Silan, after listening to Wu Yajiao's question, she felt that what she said was very reasonable, it is indeed not easy for ordinary people to live to such an age.
Usually it doesn't matter, there is so much time that I don't know where to waste it, today at this time is indeed okay, but I can't delay it any longer, or it is disrespectful to the elderly, and I'm too sorry for my friend.
Realizing the seriousness of the matter, Yun Silan just wanted to open his mouth and ask Mi Fu, how has the problem been solved?
Who would have thought that at this time, Mi Fu actually solved the problem, which killed two birds with one stone, and he didn't want to think about the problem anymore, so Yun Silan and they immediately went over.
"O princess, my princess, you are my savior! All my hopes today depend on yours, you must help us say more good things, I beg you!
We are relatives! I haven't come out of the five suits yet, my dear father, but I know your ancestors, and we are quite familiar with them, you must say a few more kind words for me, and borrow a few kind words from your mouth.
I don't want to explain anything? Today's incident is all our fault, and you can pay whatever compensation you want, as long as you don't want our lives.
I don't dare to say anything about this matter, if I tell a lie, it will be a thunderstorm in the sky, and I will not die.
I am still young, and I still want to live, because I haven't let my father be a grandfather, because I also want to be a grandfather, and if a person is not a grandfather, life is lacking in wonder. ”
Is life really full of wonderful, full of surprises, and all of them are unexpected, and all of a sudden it happens, it's all unprepared, nonsense, it's not a surprise if it's prepared.
Wu Ya was stunned, her mouth was wide open, she couldn't swallow an ostrich egg, her mind was blank, and she stopped thinking unconsciously.
According to that sentence, how did you say it? That is, the brain suddenly short-circuited, or it can be said that the brain was flooded, otherwise how could it have stopped?
With his head down, the muscles on his face kept shaking, looking at the kneeling on the ground, holding his thighs, crying bitterly, it was really a big loss, even his pants were dirty, and tears and snot were stained on it.
This kind of scene is really nonsense, who is this man? It's so unreliable, even if you want to recognize relatives, is there such a way to recognize it!
It's not just Wu Yajiao who was stunned, all the people and animals and ghosts present all had the same expressions, and they were stunned by this sudden happening.
Here's the thing, when Yun Silan and a group of them met with Mi Fu, and Mi Fu was just about to open his mouth to report the situation, an unexpected accident happened.
Wu Yuanfa didn't know where to borrow the courage, and suddenly he ran out like a nerve, came to Wu Yajiao, and knelt down without hesitation.
Moreover, snot and tears flowed out in an instant, and they cried out rhythmically, and this cry had the effect of making the listener sad and the listener crying, but these effects were useless.