Chapter 169: The Man Who Eats by His Face
It's hopeless, there's definitely something wrong with my cousin, can anyone who is about to become a father become like this?
It's too impatient, it's too apprehensive, and it has become like this for some reason, and it can only be explained in this way, otherwise it will be unscientific.
Wu Zhanpeng kept complaining in his heart, but his mouth was obedient: "What you said is not wrong, it should be like this, I am not experienced enough, and my understanding is wrong."
Next time it will never be like this again, I can definitely guarantee that there will be no next time, you can rest assured of this, I have the credibility to guarantee, I must do it when it comes to it, this is my consistent style.
But now that the sun has set, we spent a night in the middle of nowhere yesterday, so we can't come a second time, right?
You're my brother, you have an idea! Where do you say I'll follow you? There will be no objections, I don't just talk about it, and even if you have opinions, you don't have to care too much. ”
"My stomach is still very full, and I have eaten too much this time, so today's dinner will be skipped, right? I must eat more fruits, and I must pay attention to the nutritional combination of my diet in order to have a good body."
Now let's go to Huaguo Mountain! Don't grind here, it's dark, it's not good to travel at night, flying in the sky, that's what people fight.
If the time is good, when you arrive at Huaguo Mountain, it is just the time for supper, and dinner can be skipped, and supper is indispensable. ”
It can still be like this, I am really speechless enough, why don't I go to my cousin at this time, what are you doing in Huaguo Mountain? There is nothing but monkeys and fruits all over the mountain!
After Situ Junshu finished speaking, it was quite crisp at this time, and he didn't grind a lot of nonsense again, he took off into the air and flew away in a dashing manner.
If he doesn't play cards according to the routine, how can this person be like this? He is too good at rectifying people, he has suffered inexperienced losses, and he has learned to make Wu Zhanpeng confused.
The car turned too fast, I was very glad that it didn't fall into the ditch, otherwise it would be sad.
Wu Zhanpeng's mind was full of a big question mark, but there was no time for him to think about it more, if he thought too much, he couldn't keep up, and he also took off and flew away.
Huaguo Mountain was in front of him, and when there was still some distance, Situ Junshu came down from the sky.
For more than 100,000 years, perhaps longer, no one dared to fly directly from the top of Huaguo Mountain, and in Situ Junshu's memory, this kind of thing had not happened.
Unless it is deliberate, either it is an enemy or it is trying to commit suicide, even if the Emperor of Heaven is coming, he must greet him in advance, otherwise he will be embarrassed.
Ordinary people, their brains are funny, then it's another matter, Situ Junshu thinks he is a very normal person, and the status of the rivers and lakes has not reached that level, so it is better to be well-behaved.
It's already here, don't be so anxious, there is a dead tree on the side of the road that has fallen, I don't know how long it has been, it has been used as a stool, and the surface is already quite smooth.
Situ Junshu walked over and sat down, he was waiting for someone, he was waiting for the happy follower, the so-called love staff officer Wu Zhanpeng.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, I waited for Wu Zhanpeng's arrival, and he was slow enough, and he was a little too anxious to do things.
I don't know what to say about him, after coming down from the air, I didn't stop at all, so I hurried to Huaguo Mountain, and I didn't see Situ Junshu sitting on the side, when he was a transparent existence.
"Little old watch, can you do things like this, I'm sitting here, don't you see? Is it because your eyes are not good, or did I just inexplicably hide myself?
Hurry up, come to me! In a hurry, you run inside, do you want to die!
It's okay to pee on the side! It won't be a little bit worse, isn't it too smooth to live a peaceful life?
This is Huaguo Mountain! Huaguo Mountain, Huaguo Mountain, say important things three times, is your head a show funny?
If you want to rush to reincarnation, you have to die first, you haven't died yet, can you be reincarnated?
You just mess up the order, can you get things done?
What's in Huaguo Mountain? It's full of monkeys, you should understand this, don't waste my saliva, say more!
In other places, people play monkeys, but in this place, it's the other way around, wait until you are played by monkeys, but don't blame me for not reminding you. ”
Who is this? Why is it so rude? Could it be that the birdman came out of a lump?
If I can get through it, I definitely won't mind killing him, who told him to hit the muzzle of the gun?
It must be like this, Wu Zhanpeng, who has always been a big question mark in his mind, is quite melancholy.
I don't know the truth, if there is a problem that cannot be explained, and when I encounter this kind of situation, whoever has experienced it will know?
This uncomfortable taste is like sleeping in a warm quilt in the middle of winter, suffocating by urine, but I don't want to get up, and I have been enduring it.
Suddenly, a voice appeared, and I was startled, fortunately, I was bold enough, ordinary, ordinary people, maybe I would be scared to death.
Emergency braking, rushed a little urgently, just a little bit, the brakes did not brake, fell to the ground, fell a, this is also a good result.
Wu Zhanpeng, who stopped, stood in place in a daze, and was really a little nervous.
Take advantage of such a little time to stabilize your emotions, observe the situation by the way, and say that you are not nervous, it is a lie.
The rivers and lakes are very large, and there are many pits, and there are pits everywhere, and the places that are considered safe may be the most pits, and the danger has increased thousands of times.
This is not nonsense, but a factual existence, and he snapped in without paying attention.
The face is blue and the nose is swollen, which is quite cheap, and if it is miserable, he may even lose his life and die in a foreign land.
In an instant, I thought about a lot of questions in my head, and when my emotions stabilized, Wu Zhanpeng looked from the direction where the voice came from, a little familiar, who is this?
After taking a serious look, it was my cousin Situ Junshu, and my heart was completely put down, and it was certain that there was basically no danger.
Unless there is an unpredictable accident, which has fallen to the extreme, it can only be regarded as something that cannot be helped.
Wu Zhanpeng hurried over, ran over, sat down next to Situ Junshu, and couldn't wait to open his mouth and remove the big question mark in his mind.
Why is it always like this? Situ Junshu was the first to speak: "I'm thirsty, what is there to drink?"
I don't want to drink drinks, it's not good for your health, but I'll tell you seriously, people who have a wife, pay attention to their bodies, if their physical strength is not good, the top of their heads is easy to turn green. ”
Why is it always a beat slower? Cousin, you're so uninteresting, every time.
Wu Zhanpeng was very helpless, but there was no way to do it, at most, he was just complaining in his heart, and talking was better than nothing.
Even if you have any opinions, you have to press them down first, and you have to answer the questions first and solve the things in front of you.
Wu Zhanpeng said angrily: "Cousin, you are planning to eat me and drink me, I have old popsicles, which are the pure popsicles we ate when we were children."
Twenty or thirty years ago in the world, the kind of two cents a piece, do you need it, do you want to eat it? If your mouth is too tricky, I can't solve it, and I don't have the kind of ice cream that I want to eat at present. ”
"Eat! How could I not want it? Childhood memories! One is not enough, it can't quench my thirst, I want five, I don't know if you can satisfy this amount. ”
As soon as Situ Junshu's words were finished, Wu Zhanpeng hurriedly took out the old popsicles, not five, but ten, lined up and floating neatly in the air.
"Cousin, if you're thirsty, eat it quickly!
I still have it, but no matter how much it is, we can't waste it like this, right?
It's not easy to find this old popsicle, and most of the manufacturers have discontinued. ”
Wu Zhanpeng said with a divine sword, Situ Junshu instantly felt a little weird, as if he smelled a little conspiracy.
But I didn't pay much attention to it, so what could I do? There was nothing to lose.
Looking horizontally and vertically, it is beneficial to yourself, there is a cheap to take advantage of, what do you want to do so much?
Pick up the popsicle, click, Situ Junshu began to eat the popsicle.
Good teeth, good appetite, good mood, eating must be different, so you won't be depressed?
The taste of this popsicle is okay, the sweet and sour taste is okay, it has been damaged in my heart, and it is indeed a memory of the past.
After eliminating two or three roots, Situ Junshu saw Wu Zhanpeng staring at him, but he didn't eat it.
It's another little question, a little puzzled, what the hell is this little guy doing?
So, he stopped and said, "Why don't you eat?" The expression on your face is weird, and you are ready to yin me.
I can tell you! Be careful, I'll beat you, I won't hit you in the face, you're a man who eats with your face, be careful I'll beat your ass. ”
If there is anything to say, there is nothing to say at all, and after hearing these few words, there is no need to refute it at all.
Because it's pointless, it sounds pretty good, and it's not nutritious at all.
To put it nicely, it's all correct nonsense, it's a waste of saliva at all, so it's better to just nod in approval.
Directly turn over the matter in front of you, forget it, if you continue to struggle, who knows what the ending will be?