Four people and seven animals, eating, drinking, chattering, laughing and laughing, this dinner, just from eight o'clock, ate to almost ten o'clock, is really amazing.

However, that's not the worst of it.

Because the most powerful thing is that Chen Fan and the four of them didn't drink alcohol, but they were stupid, especially the two guys Xiong Daxiong Er, who tried beer a few days ago and felt that the beer tasted very special......

I don't know if it's because I'm particularly happy tonight, or if these animals are becoming drunkards little by little.

In short, after eating this dinner, Xiao Bei, Dasha, Xiong Da Xiong Er, obviously drank too much, and walked crookedly.

Cataro and Overlord also drank a little, not much, and now they can barely stay awake.

Looking at it this way, among the seven animals, the only one who didn't drink was the cat who was pregnant with a cub, and it is estimated that it will not be many days before she will give birth to a cub.

Chu Jingjing smiled with her eyebrows, reached out and gently touched the head of the cat girl.

"Hello cat sister, don't drink. The other guys are so unpleasant, they're obviously animals, how can they drink so much wine, right?"

"Meow ......."

What the cat girl said was, "Yes!"

At this moment, the picture of this person and a cat is really beautiful.

Chen Fan took out his mobile phone, and took advantage of the fact that one person and one cat didn't pay attention, and hurriedly 'clicked' to take a few photos.

"Okay, it's not too early, let's set off fireworks!" Su Wen excitedly proposed.

"Good!"

People and drunken animals cheered together.

The fireworks have already been set up, and they just need to be lit.

Chu Jingjing and Su Wen are girls, so they don't dare to order. So Chen Fan and Guo Chao, the two big men, had to look at each other, smiled bitterly helplessly, took a cigarette in their mouths, sighed and stepped forward.

'Bang bang bang!'

Soon, fireworks rose into the air and exploded in mid-air, which was indeed dazzling and beautiful.

People say that fireworks are beautiful, but they are fleeting.

But the truth is, as long as you are willing to spend money, you are willing to buy a bunch of fireworks.

Then this kind of beauty can last for a long time.

Chen Fan held a cigarette and stood beside Chu Jingjing.

The four of them looked up at the air in unison.

The seven animals sat on the ground and kept their heads up.

Even at this moment, even on the mountain not far from the zoo, the gray wolf who had already fallen asleep opened his eyes, got up and came to a place next to him where his vision was unobstructed, and raised his head.

Really.

Both people and animals love the beautiful.

.......

The dazzling fireworks ended, and Chen Fan and Chu Jingjing walked side by side under the starry sky towards the gate of the zoo.

The two of them didn't speak for a while, and the atmosphere was a little weird and ambiguous.

Chu Jingjing raised her head, quietly looked at Chen Fan beside her, and then plucked up her courage, "Principal, the fireworks are very beautiful, thank you." ”

Hearing this, Chen Fan smiled, he really had a question he wanted to ask Chu Jingjing.

"Jingjing, let me ask you a question, is that okay?"

"Yes, you ask. ”

"Let's say you're in a relationship and you're living with a man, let's say a year or two, and then you break up, will you take the rice cooker with you?"

“.......”

What kind of weird problem is this?

Chu Jingjing was a little confused, and for a while she really couldn't figure out why Chen Fan would ask such a question inexplicably.

"Why do you want to take away the rice cooker?" Chu Jingjing really didn't understand.

"You don't have to worry about this, you just say you can't. ”

"Uh...... Probably not. After all, if I take the rice cooker away, won't he be able to cook at night?"

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A new day, a new beginning.

Chen Fan's new day started as usual with a stop at the door in the morning and a long lazy waist.

Immediately, he lit a cigarette and looked left and right.

There were a lot of things that happened last night, and his energy was limited, so when he got up in the morning, he couldn't tell if it really happened.

Ten minutes later, Chen Fan asked.

Well, it did happen.

Chen Fan scratched his head, very puzzled.

Little cheap set off in the middle of the night, where did he go?

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At about three o'clock in the afternoon, about two or three hundred kilometers from the ground in Wucheng, flying directly from the air, the distance was much shorter, and Comrade Crow Xiaobei was standing firmly on a big rock. At this moment, it is majestic, and it is truly magnificent.........

No way, as the leader of the team, it must maintain the posture that a leader should have.

"Remember, everyone, what we're aiming for?"

"No tooth decay!"

Cheap: ........

In the next second, Xiao Zi was furious, "How many times has Lao Tzu told you, why don't you watch some sand sculpture TV, and you can tell Lao Tzu again, 'No tooth decay'?"

The roar shook the sky, and the little cheap almost didn't go crazy, it glanced at the two thousand or so crows neatly lined up in front of him, and took a deep breath, "Okay, do it again!

"Kill that eagle!"

"That's right, that's just like the words!" Xiao Cheap was finally satisfied, "Okay, the war is about to start, I'll talk about the precautions." In this battle, I don't want any of my compatriots to lose their lives, so if my life is in danger, I will take refuge immediately. ”

Possessed by the general's demeanor, the little cheap is simply handsome at this moment, "We have to give full play to the advantage of numbers, give full play to our advantages as crows, and the hard steel on the front is not good, then we will play yin, and strive to give the feathers on the eagle's body, and pull it out all the light, so that it will be disgraced to death, and it will freeze to death." ”

"Got it?" yelled.

"Understood! Whoever plays yin, pluck out the feathers of the eagle, and run away if you can't beat it!" more than two thousand crows responded loudly together, and their high-pitched cries were extremely loud.

"Well done! Dispatch! Rush!"

The horn of the charge sounded, and more than 2,000 crows all went out, and a large area of black pressure flew away, but there was no strange cry.

On the grassland, not too far from the ground where Xiao Bei was standing just now, the two young men were completely stunned and dumbfounded, and they couldn't believe their eyes at all.

Fortunately, stunned to stunned, as a self-proclaimed professional broadcaster, that is, an up master, the shooting equipment in the hands of these two people, the lens is still extremely accurate.

"Brother, is this a sign that some kind of natural disaster is coming? Why are those crows gathering? What are they trying to do? Could it be that they are preparing to go to war against us humans?"

"What bullshit! Do you really have poop in your pig's head? I don't have any consciousness at all, do you know what this gathering of crows means?"

"Brother, I just don't know, so I asked you. ”

"Sand sculptures, means money, money! Let's go, hurry up and catch up, I have a hunch that this video will definitely make us rich!"

In this way, the sand sculpture duo climbed up, and then used their strength to feed, and rushed all the way forward.

Ahead, the crow brigade led by Xiao Bei had already started a fierce battle with an eagle that had been waiting for a long time according to the expected plan.

Eagle: Stinky crow, you are so desperate for death!

Xiao Cheap: You have a lot of nonsense, and you have the ability to kill your uncle and me! Just say that you don't practice fake tricks, no wonder your wife ran away!

Eagle: it! Lao Tzu fought with you.

Little Cheap: Come on, come on, you can't catch up with me, I'm just so strong!

Obviously, they don't understand what each other is talking about, but in terms of figuring out what each other means, Xiao Cheap and this eagle are really powerful, and they can figure out eight or nine without leaving ten.

......

The other crows were slightly stunned, and in the middle of the battle, these guys actually had time to talk to each other.

"It turns out that the eagle's wife ran away, it's really pitiful. ”

"Didn't you just run away, didn't you hear? His wife gave him a hat, but it was green. ”

"Hiss......." For a while, a group of crows looked at the eagle who was desperately chasing the little cheap, and their eyes were already full of sympathy.

"This eagle is already pitiful like this, so why don't we save some face for it, and don't pluck all the feathers from its body? I think if it becomes a bald eagle, it will probably never find a wife again." ”

"Well, I think it's okay! Hey, it's not easy for everyone, you have to be forgiving and forgiving!"

As soon as the words fell, the little who was about to be caught up was just a little bit angry, "Damn, you're fighting now! Can't you talk late, Lao Tzu is dying." ”

Good guy, you can't die, you can't die, you can't die, you can't die, you can

Finally, the Raven Brigade was dispatched again, and the Eight Classics entered the battlefield.

This is a war that few humans can be lucky enough to see in this life, and it is also a war that human beings cannot understand and is crazy to the extreme.

This is even more of a war in which those who hear it are sad and those who hear it cry, and then they almost die of laughter!

There are two people in the ....... who can't laugh. That's right, it's the two unlucky guys who are lying on the ground under the battlefield, shooting this war without blinking their eyes.

The war was extremely fierce, and in the blink of an eye, the sky and the earth changed color....... and in the next second, more than 2,000 crow brigades that resolutely carried out the insidious policy to the end in accordance with the Xiaozi combat instructions began a bird poop attack.

So, bird poop fell from the sky!

"Brother, it seems to be raining. ”

"Why are you talking stupidly again, Lao Tzu has beaten you! You can't see the sun in the sky?"

"Ah, yes. But, brother, it seems to be really raining......." The man said, touching his face, ", brother, it's not raining, it's bird!"

"What the hell are you talking about....... wait, what are you talking about?, what fell into my mouth?"

"Ah, brother, you just ate bird poop........ it, what is in my mouth....... vomit!"

More than ten seconds later, on the grass, there were two extremely dedicated sand sculptures, running desperately to avoid bird droppings attacks, but still insisting on aiming their shooting equipment at the fierce battle in the sky.

In the blink of an eye, the sand sculpture duo with a body and face who knows how much bird is, looking at it from a distance....... can only say that it is not too disgusting.

"Brother, none of us can say anything about today's incident, otherwise don't think about marrying a wife, you know?"

"Brother, I know, I ......" tears flowed, looking at this, this matter is afraid that it will become a nightmare for him for the rest of his life.

A few minutes later, the two fists were invincible to the four hands, plus these crows were specially ghostly, and the eagles who had been plucked out of a lot of hair were still defeated, cursed, and turned to escape.

"Stinky crow, so dare we fight again next time!"

Xiao Cheap actually didn't take advantage, just because it was announced that the eagle's wife ran away, and after the whole war, the eagle almost kept fighting it, and it was beaten so badly that it was heartbreaking.

"Hehe, the defeated generals are embarrassed to make a big fuss, don't run away, let's fight for another three hundred rounds!"

"Stinky crow, do you think Lao Tzu is afraid of you?

"Joke, we crows are naturally good at playing yin, don't you play, what about playing with your mother?" Even though the little is already grinning in pain, he is still a little unforgiving, "Get out, tell you, Lao Tzu has a backer now, Lao Tzu is the director of the Wucheng Magical Zoo, do you have the courage to try it again?"

"Why, don't speak, get out of here, or I'll let my big brother stew you!"

Birds and eagles speak, obviously the language is not comprehensible, but they can communicate so fluently.

That's amazing!

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