154, Cool Dog (2/3)
ps:Add more for the cute master of the scattered poop.,I'm adding more or less?Is it the end of the addition??
Li Doudou's children were not afraid of death when they fought with Li Xiang, but they were afraid to die when they went hiking in the maple forest, always worried that the fire inside would burn her and burn her beautiful little shoes. After coming down from the roof, she kept talking to Li Xiang Balabala about how to protect her, and she was still talking about it at the dinner table.
"No, no, no, I've never seen a child who is so afraid of death, and he bragged that he was the director of the kindergarten, hey-" Li Xiang didn't do it.
Dou Dou's big eyes turned around, and he saw that the elephant seemed to be real, and when he looked back, she seemed to be really a coward, and the teacher didn't say that she was afraid.
She didn't swallow a mouthful of rice in her mouth for a long time, and she didn't eat the rice, but she needed to hurry up to maintain the name of the director, so she grinned at Li Xiang and smirked, saying that it was a joke, teasing her brother, don't waste it by mistake, the baby even dares to catch big bugs!
Li Xiang can't really not go, it's rare to have good weather today, he is free, his sister is also free, and more importantly, it has aroused the appetite of Li Doudou's children, and if you want to change your hexagram temporarily, you have to be ready to fight for a month.
For the sake of world peace and for the sake of not destroying the new house of Xiao Li's family, Li wanted to change his clothes and set off with his two children.
The three of them were wearing cargo pants and jackets, sun hats, and baby cups with water around their necks, and Li Xiang was carrying a bag with some essential items in it.
Li Xiang looked down at the dressed children, as if they were little adults, and this contrast made the two look smaller and cuter.
Li Xiang was worried about encountering a child snatcher on the road, so he took a mountaineering stick, held it horizontally in his hand, and asked Dou Dou and Shishi to grab the stick and walk, and the three of them were grasshoppers on a stick.
"Let's go~" Everything was ready, and Li Xiang commanded the two children to charge with high spirits.
Dou Dou really deserves to be reincarnated as a puppy, and he rushed out without saying a word while holding the teacher.
Taking the elevator to the first floor, Dou Dou and Shi Shi suddenly stopped and looked fixedly ahead.
"Let's go~" Li Xiang, who got out of the elevator at the end, urged.
"Elephant, elephant, look, crooked nuts~" Dou Dou pointed to the foreigner in front of him, a blond and blue-eyed young foreigner.
The other party should also be a resident of this building, but the houses here are all detached, each floor is on the first floor, and the elevators are also their own, and they do not cross each other, Li Xiang is still the first time to see each other.
This young foreigner also found Dou Dou and the teacher who were staring at him, and greeted him cordially: "hello~"
The master bowed his head slightly shyly, not daring to answer. Dou Dou was not shy at all, not only was he not shy, but he also changed his style of being afraid of death, and walked up to him stupidly and boldly. This person is too tall, taller than her brother, and it is difficult for the child to talk to him, and his neck has to stand up~
The young foreigner said a word in English to Dou Dou, which means that you are so cute, but this is playing the piano to the cow, Li Doudou is a child, and he doesn't know what he is talking about, and even suspiciously thinks that he is scolding her.
Li Xiang: (ΩДΩ)
"I didn't scold you, I didn't scold you, people were greeting you and praising you for being super cute. Li wanted to appease the somewhat excited Dou Dou, and at the same time said to the shy teacher, "People still praise the teacher for being a little princess." ”
The shy teacher immediately raised his head and smiled happily.
Well, the latter sentence was made up by Li Xiang.
Li Xiang's English is very good, and when he first went to Shengjing University for an interview, there was a part of oral English communication. On behalf of Li Doudou and Li Shishi, he chatted with foreigners, who were from Maple Leaf Country and worked in the Shengjing branch of a multinational company.
The foreigner saw Li Xiang and the two children dressed up for a trip, and asked him what he was going to do. (In order to take care that you can't read English, I won't write English, so that you don't say that I show off my English well)
Li Xiang pointed to the dog park and said that the maple forest there was red, and it was a good season to watch. The other party said that he also wanted to go hiking, but he didn't have time recently, and in his country, the maple tree is the national tree.
When the two chatted, Dou Dou suddenly came to his feet and asked curiously, "What are you talking about, elephant?
"It's not chatter, it's English. "Li wants to educate his little sister.
"Oh, why are you swollen and can speak baby language? Are you a baby?"
"Then you're a baby, can you speak baby language?"
"Eat grandma, eat grandma. ”
Li Xiang: (?w?)
I really want to hit a child.
"You're not a baby, you're a baby, but you can't speak baby, because you're a stupid child, and I'm a super powerful brother, the first brother in Asia......" Li Xiang said unashamedly, anyway, the foreigner in front of him can't understand Chinese, in front of his 4-year-old little sister, he can brag at will.
It's a pity that these braggadocio words didn't arouse Dou Dou's interest at all, she muttered that the elephant is a stupid big man, and stared at foreigners rarely. She'd discovered the big secret of the crooked nuts! His eyes glowed green like those of a Downcat.
What a strange person, huh? Is he human? Could it not be a human? Would you like to ask the crooked nuts?
The foreigner was looked at by her and showed an embarrassed and polite smile, and amiably beckoned to Dou Dou again: "hello~"
Dou Dou thought about it, and suddenly said crisply: "Cool dog~~~~"
Li Xiang: (?Д?) ノ
The foreigner laughed when he heard this.
Li Xiang also laughed, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, emmmmm~ Well?!!! why did the foreigner laugh? He understood??!!!!
(?Д?) ノ
"Oh~ What a cute little sister. The foreigner suddenly said this, speaking crooked Chinese, but Li wanted to hear it clearly.
Li Xiang: !! ∑(?Д?ノ)ノ
"Hey-" Dou Dou also understood, and replied with a smile, "It's really a big crooked nut." ”
"My name is Jim, oh~ what about you?"
"Hen?"
"Oh yes, Jim. ”
"Aren't you called Cool Dog?"
"Hahaha, Kugou is a software for listening to songs. My name is Jim. ”
"hello~ Cool dog, oops, hey, it's a chicken mother, hello chicken mother, I, I, my name is the director!"
"Oh, you're good guys~" Jim obviously didn't know what the director meant!
"Hey, hey, do you know our Dam?"
Dou Dou thinks that only such an explanation makes sense, otherwise how can one be called a chicken mother and the other is called Tang, and it may be that relatives are all mothers, and their eyes are green!
Well, it's a bit messy, I thought the mother chicken was called a cool dog, but it wasn't a cool dog, and it wasn't any other dog, but a chicken, and it was a relative of a cat or a cat, huh? Is the mother a dog or a cat or a chicken? Doesn't he seem to be a person???!!!
Alas, poor Jim became a relative of cats and dogs in an instant, and he himself became a chicken.
Dou Dou's big eyes became mosquito eyes, dizzy, and he was dizzy by himself, because he held his head high and talked to the hen mother for a long time, the blood supply was insufficient, he was a little dizzy, he was lightheaded, he stumbled under his feet, and he almost didn't sit on the ground with a butt.
Li Xiang was quick to hold on to this stupid child.
"Ho ho ho ho ho~" Dou Dou smirked embarrassedly at Li Xiang, and then continued to ask the mother chicken: "Do you know our family's Tangmu?"
"Don't?" asked Jim.
"Cat, my cat. ”
"Cats, oh~ I like cats. ”
"Are you a cat or a chicken? Aren't you human? We're all human, aren't you really called a cool dog? How nice a cool dog is......" Dou Dou Balabala turned Jim into mosquito coil eyes, dizzy, completely unaware.
"Is that your sister? Are you twins? Jim decisively changed the subject, couldn't talk about chickens, cats, and dogs, and was completely dizzy. Chinese is too complicated, he can't say such a small point, he can only communicate simply, and if it is a little complicated, he will be confused.
Dou Dou beckoned and shouted to the little one to come over, and I know the big man~
The teacher came over timidly, she had never seen crooked nuts in reality in her 4 years of life, and she was a little scared.
Dou Dou and Li Xiang both encouraged her, and Jim also looked very kind, and the teacher finally let down his guard, and the child's strange start, and asked Jim seriously: "Hen, are you sen?"
"Huh?" asked Jim, surprised.
The master nodded, Dou Dou thought about it and nodded, this Jim has to be oh oh every time he speaks, what is the ghost called?
Dou Dou demonstrated: "Oh oh~"
Jim: "!! ∑(?Д?ノ)ノ”