"Teacher, I want to take it. ”

On the 5th day of the intensive training, Zhao Xihe got tired of playing and went to the chief instructor to ask for an elective.

In the office, Xiao Hong and a cold girl with short hair sat side by side on the sofa, discussing elective subjects. The two of them nodded quietly, which was regarded as a greeting. Zhao Xihe found that Xiao Hong had changed and became stable.

"Enough fun?" the chief instructor glanced over the lenses of his glasses.

With these 3 words and that look, it can be determined that people know their details.

Gao Leng Fan girl glanced at Zhao Xihe curiously.

"Well, based on your current performance, you are indeed eligible for the elective. In this way, there are 27 major subjects and 81 individual items, so choose a few by yourself. Listening to the tone of speaking, the chief instructor still regarded Zhao Xihe as a new student. The old guy has good acting skills.

"I want to learn jiu-jitsu. ”

"Hmm......" The instructor waited for a few seconds, and when he saw that the thing was silent, he couldn't help asking, "Just choose one?"

"yes. ”

"It's not in order, at least three of them. ”

Zhao Xihe thought for a while: "Cryptography, ventriloquism, jiu-jitsu." ”

"Well, good. Above is the contact information of the instructor with whom you communicate. The chief instructor tapped on the keyboard and handed Zhao Xi a training sheet.

When I went out, I heard Xiao Hong say to the chief instructor: "I want to learn camouflage, parkour, and portrait sketching, these three are the most practical." ”

In the communication room, I called the jiu-jitsu instructor with an internal card, and the voice was an old lady: "If you're okay, come anytime." No. 8 detached house in District 3. Remember to ring the doorbell. ”

Are Jiu-Jitsu instructors so idle?!

After 10 minutes, we came to Building 8. It is a 3-story detached house. Surrounded by green meadows, it is very quiet, like a graveyard.

"Ding Dong!"

"Please come in. ”

Pushing open the door, there was a spacious and bright yoga room, and a young and beautiful girl was practicing. Small tank top, boxer shorts, bare large areas of white and tender skin. Her posture was difficult to hold, her arms were cut from behind, her chin was propped up, her head was tilted back, her legs were resting on a rope the thickness of a telephone line, and she was in the air. No matter how the upper body moves, the body is as stable as Mount Tai. Flexibility and balance, to the extreme.

"Hello, is the instructor there?"

"I am. ”

"Huh?!" Zhao Xihe was a little dumbfounded.

There is a jiu-jitsu instructor named "Carrie", known as the "Queen of Gluten". It is rumored to be miraculous in the circle of the Planning Bureau. He couldn't believe that the girl in front of him was her. Could it be that she, like the fox, also found an old ghost to knock medicine?

The girl does a fancy backflip and lands lightly. While moving his wrist, he looked at Zhao Xihe: "What, look at me young?"

"Hello instructor!" Zhao Xihe hurriedly bowed.

"Are you Tang Ming?"

"Yes. ”

The female instructor sat down on the couch, took a sip of champagne and asked, "How much do you know about Jiu-Jitsu?"

"Just watched Jiu-Jitsu matches on the sports channel. ”

"In my place, there are four types: beginner, low, intermediate, and advanced. The Jiu-Jitsu champions you're talking about are low-level. When she said this, the female instructor looked calm, as if it was an established fact.

it!!Can't live without bragging?

Probably, the female instructor guessed something when she saw that Zhao Xihe didn't speak. She smiled and put a finger in the goblet and gently stirred the champagne inside. After about 3 seconds, I shook my finger and made a "bang", and there was no champagne left in the goblet into the bottle.

Groove ......

"Is this magic?" Zhao Xihe looked at the empty goblet and became interested.

Before the words fell, the female instructor's fingers shook again, and there was not a drop of champagne left in the bottle, filling the goblet, overflowing, and flowing all over the table.

"How did this happen?" Zhao Xihe was convinced. His sense of smell told him it was champagne unadulterated with anything.

"Which one do you want to learn?" asked the female instructor, sucking her fingers. It's a little tempting.

"Advanced. Zhao Xihe blurted out. This still needs to be asked, if you want to learn, you can learn the best.

"Yes, according to the rules, you need to worship me as a teacher. Worship me as a teacher, but there are conditions. The corners of the female instructor's mouth were raised, and she smiled a little wickedly.

"What conditions?" Zhao Xihe was a little cowardly in his heart.

"June 1st is my father's fiftieth birthday, and I want to bring him a bottle of wine. If you can bring me a bottle, and at once I will take you as a disciple and teach you all the skills. ”

"What wine?" Zhao Xihe was curious.

"The Black Tower. ”

it!!

Zhao Xihe wanted to beat her, but you didn't want to teach me, so you just said directly, isn't this embarrassing?

Heita, produced in Hechuan Heita Mountain, is brewed with pure grain and mineral water from a certain spring. Originally, it was just delicious, but it was a little more expensive. The reason for its fame is that on March 2, 1970, at the famous "Black Tower Conference", Zhou Jiayuan won the victory of "independent statehood" in negotiations with 21 countries in the Pacific Rim. In front of radio reporters from dozens of countries around the world, open a bottle of Black Tower and celebrate the victory.

As a victory wine, the Black Tower became an instant hit, and the Luoyang paper sold overnight was expensive and priceless.

Unfortunately, in 1978, an earthquake dried up all the springs in Heita Mountain. Since then, the Black Tower has become a legend.

"Come, I'll show you if this bottle is worth it. The female instructor seemed to be worried about being seen as a liar by Zhao Xihe, so she showed her hand again on the spot.

First pour a bowl of cold water, stir it with two fingers, so that it forms a water vortex, and then suddenly raise her hand, the cold water formed a shoelace-thick water line in her palm, and then fell on the table, "click", the table was actually half of the water line. The cut surface is neat, as if it had been sawn apart by a chainsaw and then polished.

Damn! It's incredible......

Zhao Xihe ran downstairs and called Rose: "Rose, can you get a bottle of Black Tower wine?"

"Ah, how many years has this wine been out of production? Even if there is, can you afford it, at the auction the year before last, someone put it up for auction, 12 million. ”

"Who got it?"

"Prince Deco of Bolandton. ”

Blanton, the capital of Blanton, is a constitutional monarchy in the Pacific Rim with a land area of 78,000 square kilometers and a population of 7.1 million. Before 1970, it controlled one-third of the territory of Xiangshan. At the time of Elephant Hill's independence, the Crown of Bollandton enjoyed self-government over the island of Culland (East Island) in accordance with the Black Tower Resolution (there was a gold mine).

Since 2016, Prince Deco represents the royal family and controls Kallan.

Went to Calland to steal a bottle of wine from Prince Deco?!

Don't talk nonsense, that will lead to international disputes.

It seems that Jiu-Jitsu can't be learned.

Then learn ventriloquism.

So, Zhao Xihe called the ventriloquist instructor. It was a girl who answered: "Come on, go upstairs, I'll wait for you." ”

"I'll go, don't you, you can do ventriloquist too?"

"That's right. The female instructor resisted the urge to laugh and nodded.

"What about cryptography, will you?" asked Zhao Xihe yesterday.

"My uncle. ”

Groove ...... A family of instructors?

In other words, the three subjects that Lao Tzu took were contracted by their family?!!

Zhao Xihe turned his head and left, she didn't study, she was so dark, it is estimated that the family is not very good.

"Vomit~!"

Suddenly, an African hyena barked startled Zhao Xihe, and when he turned his head, he saw that the female instructor was covering her mouth and smiling at her.

"What did you learn?" Zhao Xihe suddenly became interested.

"That's right. As she spoke, the female instructor pulled out a spherical object the size of an egg from her mouth. Then within a minute, he imitated the calls of chickens, ducks, dogs and geese, and finally told Zhao Xihe, "This is just the lowest." ”

"What about the advanced ones? I don't believe that you can learn from Shan Tianfang's commentary in front of me. ”

"Cut! ”

The female instructor took out a cotton wool-like object of unknown material and poured some gas into it with an air pump (an ultra-compact pump the size of a fountain pen), and the volume of the cotton wool-like object instantly swelled. Then he threw it into his mouth, swallowed it with his eyes and neck in his eyes, and then took a piece of "watch" and debugged it. Then he opened his mouth and spoke: "Anyway, Xu Liang and Bai Yunrui ......"

The female instructor's original sweet voice suddenly turned into a rough broken gong voice, which was basically the same as Shan Tianfang's voice.

it!!

"Speak. The female instructor took the watch and pointed it at Zhao Xihe.

"What are you talking about?" Zhao Xihe was puzzled.

The female instructor looked at the watch, then adjusted it, opened her mouth, and Zhao Xi and a taste: "Look, the voice is like yours, isn't it?"

"It's been a long time, the so-called ventriloquism, it turned out to be high-tech?" Zhao Xihe said that he was an old hat.

When the situation is urgent, it's too late, you can only rely on your own voice. As she spoke, the female instructor cleared her throat and imitated it 5 times in a row, which was basically the same as Zhao Xihe's voice.

Terrible!!

"Do you want to learn?"

"What are you stealing this time, ah no, what conditions?"

"There are no conditions for learning ventriloquism. ”

"That's good. Zhao Xi was happy, and suddenly remembered an important thing, "By the way, let me confirm again, are you Instructor Carrie?"

"Carrie is a code name, and I used it after my mother didn't use it. If you don't want to call me Carrie, you can call me Lily, I'm not a few years older than you anyway. ”

Oh, that's what happened.

Next, the female instructor began to let Zhao Xihe learn the basic skills: first, listening, listening to the sounds of 1,200 kinds of animals, birds, and insects. And can accurately hear and distinguish 500 of them. Second, opening the voice is to follow these sounds to imitate and ravage the throat in various ways. Third, practice qi......

Next, there were all kinds of ghosts crying wolf howling from the yoga room......

Two hours later, Zhao Xihe's ears were "deaf" and his voice was hoarse.

Before leaving, Carrie gave Zhao Xihe a small bottle of liquid medicine and instructed him: "Okay, this is the medicine I concocted, you take it back and drink it, and you can continue to learn the next day." Remember, before going to bed, take a slice of pear. Okay, see you tomorrow. ”

After learning for 5 days in a row, I didn't learn ventriloquism, and my voice was full of magnetism.

On the sixth day, that is, May 24, Rose called Zhao Xihe to the East China Sea with a phone call.

"What's the urgency?"

"Smack!"

Rose threw a stack of materials, photos, and a mobile phone in front of Zhao Xihe: "Familiarize yourself with the information, and memorize the content I marked with a red pen word for word." When you're done, play with your phone. ”

"Okay. Zhao Xihe saw that Rose's face was not good, cold, and he didn't dare to play poor, so he looked at the information seriously.

With a super memory, Zhao Xihe is familiar with all the 20,000 words of information, and even a punctuation mark will not be bad. After reading the content of the task, he finally understood why Rose had such a cold face.

Zhao Xihe hugged the waist of the rose, and said with a decisive voice: "My dear, we won't take this task, whoever the will go, anyway, I won't go." ”

"Why?"

"Because I am a person with a wife, besides, my wife is so beautiful and has a good figure......" Zhao Xihe licked his face and praised the rose for 2 minutes. In the end, I couldn't talk anymore.

"Tut-tut, it's souring my mother. Rose, why did you find such a cheap man, it's so cheap!"

Suddenly, a woman's voice came from the inner room, full of mockery.