Chapter 0344 Seeing a woman who was about to be unable to hold back
I frowned and shouted, "Golden Swallow, come out quickly!"
There was no response inside, and it was shouted more than a dozen times in a row, and it was still the same.
The little man couldn't hold it back, so he flew into my ear and whispered for a while......
Whatever it is, you have to snort, right? It's like you're dying in it.
There was no way but to shout into the hairy man's ear: "If you don't come out again, I'll get in?"
The hairy-bearded man trembled for a while, wiped his tears and said in a trembling voice: "Don't go in again;
I shrank down and went in, looked at my brain, my eyes, my heart, and asked, "No?"
The hairy beard like a woman snorted and chirped, "Definitely in it, I have feelings?"
Suddenly thinking of chastity pants, he came to the neighborhood and shouted: "Golden Swallow, are you in front of you?"
There is no sound, is it hidden in it and does not speak? How much space can such a small color chastity pants have, I have to ask: "Maohu man, can you not take it off?"
He trembled and refused with fear: "No! I can't take it off, it's not inside, don't look for it." ”
I didn't believe in this evil, and when I saw a big living person coming in, would I be able to fly with wings? So, I turned around my whole body a few times, but I still couldn't find it, and I was very disappointed, so I had to drill out of the hairy man's nostrils and become the same......
The hairy man wiped away his tears, moved his gaze to the little man's face and asked, "Is there anything you can do?"
The little man looked at the hairy man with sparkling eyes for a long time, and without saying a word, took out the gossip compass from his ear, made it several times larger, and held it high with both hands......
Everyone waited anxiously, and for a long time, the bright light came out of the chastity pants, flashed, and flew into the hands and disappeared.
No one saw any results, so they had to frown and ask, "How is it?"
The little man took down the gossip compass, breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I'm doing things, don't worry, I've never missed a deal!"
I had to ask, "What about the golden swallow?"
She laughed for a while, pointed her finger at me and said, "Master! ”
The hairy man was more anxious than me and asked, "Did you catch it?"
The little man only said one key sentence: "Does your body still react?"
The hairy man thought about it and shook his head, it didn't feel right anyway, and his heart was full of pimples......
The little man took out the pointer on the gossip compass and threw it into the air, and a light flashed, and a black shadow could be seen dangling from the top of it......
I was so shocked that I couldn't speak, and it took me a long time to recover...... I can't help but shout, "Who are you?"
Fluttering things, said in a hoarse voice: "It doesn't matter who it is, the key is that I get happiness!"
What does this guy want to say?
The hairy man seems to be smarter than me, and he wants to explain, "You should know what it means, what have we been looking for?"
"How can this shameless guy be like this? He took advantage of it and wanted to sell himself;
I couldn't help but punch it...... The compass hands fly back first, and the light disappears......
Waiting for the fireball to pass through, it didn't even touch the edges...... The long parabola fell down, and before it reached the ground, there was a "boom" and the flowers bloomed.
I glared and asked, "What does this mean?"
The little man did not evade, and said embarrassedly: "Master, your fireball is reserved for the most critical time, and there is only one compass pointer, and if it is blown up, it will ......."
I really can't help her, I keep calling her master, but in fact, she is not obedient at all, as if she is very remarkable......
The Maohu people were puzzled for a long time, and they couldn't hold it back, so they asked, "Where is the golden swallow?"
I don't know either, looking forward to answering......
The little figure is like a man with a lot of power, he doesn't squeak, he throws the gossip compass and hangs it high in the air, and a strong light flashes out and shoots straight into the hairy eye on my nose......
They can see it, and I have to take it off and hang it in the air......
The light of the gossip compass did not leave for a second, and it flashed, revealing a golden picture, a woman like a beggar, unkempt, looking around and shouting: "Husband, where have you died? Why haven't you come out?"
When I saw her like this, I hesitated, I didn't know what to do with it.
As if no one cared about what I said, the light of the gossip compass stretched and shrank, flashed, and covered her......
She desperately shouted, "Don't arrest me!
With a sharp flick of the light, she flew out of her hairy eyes, gently floated down in front of me, and hugged me tightly without hesitation and cried bitterly: "Husband, I killed people, and I can't find them anywhere!"
She stinks very much, and I really want to push her away, but I still have to endure it for the sake of the faces of the people around me......
The hairy-bearded man looked at him unusually, and asked, "You are so dirty, and you don't look for a place to wash, haven't you ever been in the water?"
She glared at her eyes and snorted, "Don't worry about it!
"What do you understand? I must have been defiled by someone! Who knows if I am still a virgin? Anyway, I have never had a chance to have a round house after marrying her!"
She slammed my shoulder with her fist and coquettishly said, "It's your fault......!
It's really disappointing! The more I look at it, the more I don't want it, and I haven't said anything about writing a letter of resignation......
The Maohu people were more excited than anyone else, and greeted them first: "Master, if you dislike it, let it go to me!"
As I was hesitating, the hairy man knelt down in front of me and begged, "Master, have mercy on me! How old you are, and you have never touched a woman!"
Isn't he having an affair with the peony fairy? How could he be so clean? I really want to kick him on the head of the dog!
Jin Yanzi was busier than me, and kicked his shoulder with his right foot and said, "A stinky Taoist priest who also wants to marry? Aren't you wearing chastity pants? What are you marrying for?"
Facing the golden swallow, the hairy beard kowtowed nine times in the ground and shouted: "Meimei, marry me!"
This stinky Taoist priest, has he been hungry for a long time? Doesn't he have a ...... with the peony fairy?
Anyway, the golden swallow is too smelly to be used around, so I have to discuss, "What are your plans?"
The golden swallow hugged me tightly and said, "Husband, marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog, and never change!" He aimed his foot at the hairy bearded man, kicked a few times, and shouted: "Get out of here!" The toad wants to eat swan meat, and it doesn't look at who it is.
It seems that the resignation book can't be written anymore, what should I do with such a stinky wife by my side?
The hairy bearded man stood up abruptly and shouted at the compass: "Black old demon, if you have the ability to get out, look at my sword, can I cut off your dog's head!"
The little man was frightened, took the compass back, put it in his ear, and said, "You have a breath in your heart, and you can't take this thing;
The hairy man "banged", knelt down in front of the little man and shouted: "Please, marry me! ”
"Go, go, go, who I am, you don't even know?
The hairy man hugged the little man's leg tightly and shook it vigorously: "I listen to you in everything, okay? If you don't marry again, you will lose the incense!"
The little man hadn't spoken yet, but Jin Yanzi had an opinion: "Don't look at how old people are, can they also get married?"
The hairy man nodded and said, "I know, as long as you can marry me, you are willing to be her slave." ”
I don't know if I asked the peony fairy for this? What a shame! I didn't know that he was such a person!
The little man kicked his leg hard, took his hand away, flashed, and flew up......
I was afraid of getting lost, and shouted, "Come back!"
The hairy man stood up, flicked his legs, and chased after him closely, and saw that he was about to catch up, and the little man flashed and disappeared......
The golden swallow said a strange thing: "If there are no more women, the hairy people will definitely go crazy!"
This seems to be a little wrong, love is frustrated, and women generally go crazy first!
Jin Yanzi bit this sentence and did not let go: "It is definitely the man who goes crazy first! Women can find a way to comfort!"