Chapter 1: A soak of urine crosses
Where is this?
The area is surrounded by buildings that are not too tall, and the roads are full of potholes in some places, and there is a constant stream of people riding bicycles.
Could it be that he has crossed over, Su Han is a little puzzled, as a person in 2020, it is impossible to see such short buildings and potholed roads, let alone the endless flow of bicycle teams.
At this time, a bus slowly drove into the stop, it was very shabby and very small, and it could seat about ten people.
There was still black smoke in the rear, and the smoked passers-by avoided it from a distance, this was the bus? Su Han slapped himself suspiciously, only to find that his face was a little painful, not a dream.
Did it really cross over?
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Uncle's leg, didn't he just pee on Mount Tai? Just let me cross, and there is no humanity.
Su Hansheng's expression: "It's not that I didn't control the faucet, and I can't be blamed for this!"
Su Han at the top of Mount Tai didn't find a toilet, so he privately found a hidden place, and he broke out of the time and space tunnel with a bubble of urine, and then he crossed over.
"Am I so penetrating?" Su Han was quite proud, not everyone could have such a ability to urinate Taishan out of a hole.
And at that moment, the hard mountain under Su Han's feet turned into nothingness, and before he could shout, he was sucked into the space-time tunnel, and then lost consciousness.
When he woke up again, he was standing in the bus stop in a daze, still crossing over.
Su Han noticed the clothes he was wearing: "What's the matter, isn't it just a bubble of urine, is it necessary to re-educate the school?"
Su Han stood at the bus stop and asked Cangtian speechlessly: "I'm a scumbag, you let me cross over and become a student, it's a bit of a joke." ”
Don't play like this. It's just a soak of pee, and I vow never to defecate again, let me go back.
As soon as the words fell, he fainted. The people around cast sympathetic looks, this son was forced to become a psychopath, and he crossed over, why didn't he go to heaven.
Everyone was stunned for a second, and then they remembered that someone had fainted and hurriedly dialed 120, for fear that the child would leave the world.
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At this time, Su Han was lying on the hospital bed, remembering that he had traveled to a strange world because of a soak of urine, which was really damn.
What's even worse is that he is still an orphan and has been growing up in an orphanage, which is not the sympathetic look cast by the orphanage director standing next to him.
I woke up in a strange world after soaking in urine, I was still an orphan, and I was almost treated as a neurotic.
Su Han is ruthless, he is really urinating.
After some examination, the doctor finally confirmed that Su Han had been under too much pressure to study recently, and he was under great psychological pressure, so there was a scene of neuropathy.
Su Han didn't believe it at all, the distinction between labor and management was clearly a temporary coma caused by crossing, how could it become a result of excessive study pressure in your mouth, you are afraid that it is a fake doctor.
Although this is the case, Su Han can only think about it, he can't tell the truth, otherwise it won't be as simple as an examination, if it's serious, he will become a guinea pig, and if it's not serious, he will be sent to a neurological hospital.
On the way back to the orphanage, the dean sent a heavy blow: "You are now an adult, you have to walk the road in the future by yourself, I can't help you with anything, come on!"
What do you mean? Why is it still adulthood, Su Han was very confused, and asked suspiciously.
It means that you have been kicked out of the orphanage, and you don't have to pay off today's medical expenses.
Su Han couldn't let go of his feelings for a long time, but he was homeless.
Don't be so unlucky! Su Han was completely speechless at this moment, he raised his head and looked at the blue sky and white clouds.
The Blackwater system fit is 100%, and the host chooses to start it or not.
Where is the sound, what the hell? Su Han looked around suspiciously, but didn't find any pedestrians.
The Blackwater system fit is 100%, whether the host chooses to start or not, and the sound sounds again.
It's either that I'm crazy, or that I'm mentally wrong, Su Han repeatedly confirmed that this body voice came from the brain.
Initiate!
Under the final trade-off, Su Han chose to start the system: "I want to see how God is going to play with me." ”
Blackwater system
Water droplets: 0
Body Enhancement: 5%
Brain Development: 5%
Historical Offset: 0%
Future Change: 0%
Scientific Contribution: 0%
Culture Shift: 0%
Force Majeure Disaster: 0%
Dominant Civilization: 0%
Mathematical: 0%
You're kidding me? This has something to do with the Blackwater system, and I didn't come here to be a villain.
This has changed history, and the changes in the future are not only earth-turning, but too scary.
No, the sound of the system sounds.
Why do I feel like you're lying to me, are you fooling me, this is not a joke, any small change may change the pattern of the future.
After waiting for ten minutes, the system didn't pay attention to Su Han, and the embarrassment of silence was unusually obvious.
Damn, Su Han scolded his mother angrily, and ran back to school alone, and there was nowhere to go, and he didn't know what to do with the tuition fees for the next semester.
When I returned to school, I found that I was expelled, Su Han crossed the first person, and was unlucky to go to my grandmother's house.
Someone to reason with, crossed over and became an orphan, and then was expelled, the orphanage was not allowed to go back, and the school was also expelled.
Under Su Han's repeated requests, the school made a concession and could go into the library to read books, and don't think about anything else.
You, you're mad at labor. Walking on the library road, Su Han couldn't let go of his feelings for a long time, and after a soak of urine, could he still have some more child's play.
Now, I can only accept my fate. Su Han made a compromise, he didn't compromise and there was no way, could he pee back again.
At this time, Su Han thought that this was a trip to the past, and checked the calendar, and it was actually 1997.
With a sigh, Su Han had no choice but to accept his fate completely, it was good not to let you cross before you were born, what else could you ask for.
So, Su Han soaked in the library all day long, and many students showed my heavenly expressions.
He was also speechless, where could he go if he didn't soak in the library, and he didn't have a place to live, this was a place that he only asked for with his old face.
Many students couldn't believe the scene in front of them, what kind of blow it had received, and it had become so much.
Yes, the same name. But the unlucky ones in this world are a little worse and not very likable.
Su Han's old face was flushed by many students, and many discussions were even more exaggerated: "It turns out that the unlucky people in this world are indeed not so likable, and they are a bit angry." ”
However, you can't directly erase a person's soul alive, right?
In the following time, Su Han read the memories of the unlucky people in this world and understood the cause and effect.
Are you a little bad? Su Han was a little speechless, sitting on the stool with a dark face, and he didn't have the heart to read.
Alas!
He sighed, truly accepted his current identity, and was powerless to return to the sky, although the unlucky baskids in this world were a little bad, but he also left his body.
Su Han accepted this person's body, then he is him, others don't know, they just think that Su Han is still the original Su Han.
Is this hijacked by history?
Although he is a scumbag, he also knows that it is feasible to travel into the future, but he has never heard of the possibility of traveling through the past.
Perhaps, but the people of the future will travel through the past, and from the moment they come, they will already change history.
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