276, Dad will come when he goes
Li Dan pinched his voice and sang the first sentence of "The Dust of Fireworks", the male duck voice, which was very ugly.
Li wants to watch him perform with the eyes of a fool, can he respect people? Is this treating him like a monkey?
"Li Xiang, come on~ Sing it down. Li Dan was still greeting warmly.
"I'm pretty much the same as hitting you down. Li Xiang said angrily, picked up his mobile phone, sat on the sofa by the window and watched the news, too lazy to pay attention to the fool.
Only then did Li Dan notice that there was a problem with Li Xiang's attitude, and muttered: "Ouch, there are still small emotions." ”
then said to the camera: "Our family's Li wants to be in a mood, I'll go and comfort him first, you wait, don't worry, Dad won't let you down, what you promised will definitely be done, wait, Dad will come when he goes." ”
He put his phone on his desk, and his more than 100,000 fans were all staring at the ceiling in a daze...... "Dust in the Fireworks" sounded in his ears, but it was definitely not what Li wanted to sing, because it was extremely ugly!
Li Dan said angrily that he wanted to comfort Li Xiang and coax him to sing, but he was actually currying favor with Li Xiang, and in order to show that he didn't mean anything else just now, he sang in front of Li Xiang first, and came to a super ugly song "Dust in the Fireworks".
"Okay, okay, stop singing, goosebumps are up. ”
Li Xiang couldn't listen to half of it, the song "Dust in the Fireworks" is not something that non-professionals can sing, the high and low pitch and transposition are too complicated, this is Li Dan's shamelessness, otherwise he would be embarrassed to sing in front of Li Xiang, the key is that this guy is self-confident and self-absorbed, and he doesn't notice that he sings ugly at all. If Dou Dou sang like this, he would be embarrassed.
"Ho ho ho ~ Don't be angry, come, let's go live, you just opened a studio now, and you urgently need exposure, I specially built this platform for you, and put my career on hold, who made you me...... Well, brother. ”
Li thought: "How embarrassing this is, that's a platform for you to brag and eat, it's a pity that it's abandoned like this for me, it's a pity, you better change it back quickly, I don't lack your food, can you keep it for yourself? ”
"Oh, don't say anything like that, cut it all out, can I still put it back? ”
"Then you can invite me. ”
"I invite you, elephant, to come. ”
Seeing that Li Dan's attitude had improved, Li Xiang reluctantly said, "Then let's start." ”
Li Dan happily got up to get his mobile phone, suddenly stopped, and said, "Little elephant, you took off your mask." ”
It's over after taking it off, Li thought: "Why should I take off my mask, I have to pretend to be forced today." ”
Li Dan blocked his throat in one breath, and when he saw that Li Xiang was determined not to pick it up, he muttered to get his mobile phone, held up the selfie stick high, and said: "You bastards sent it today, Dad, I took great pains to invite Li Xiang here, and now, do you want to see him?
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When Li Dan was broadcasting live in Li Xiang's studio, in a dormitory of Shengjing University of Technology, several young people were playing games live. They live stream games during the day and do homework to elementary school students in the evening.
"I didn't find out before that doing homework for primary school students live is more than playing games, and now primary school students are so rich. ”
"That funny anchor called Salted Egg Superman should be squeezed out by us, there were only 51 people in his live broadcast room yesterday, haha, I laughed to death. ”
"Haha, one of them is me, I watched him talk nonsense in his live broadcast room, he almost cried, but ......"
"But what? he shouldn't be on the air today, this achievement, let's eat the soil, and there will be no primary school students looking for him, the teaching attitude is so bad, he can't do it without us. ”
"He said yesterday that he would invite Li Xiang to come to give him a town, and what he said was the same as the truth, and if I scolded him a few words, he would make a bet with me. ”
"What bet?"
"Just say if he can invite Li Xiang to his live broadcast room today, if he is invited, I will call him brother, and if he is not invited, he will not broadcast live to do homework for primary school students in the future. ”
"Do you believe this? If he finds someone named Li Xiang at random, you will definitely lose. ”
"Am I that stupid? We agreed that it had to be the one who sang, just the dust of the fireworks. ”
"That guy is used to running trains with his mouth full. ”
"After playing this, let's go to see his live broadcast, he said that Li Xiang's studio was broadcast live at 10 o'clock this morning, I don't know if it is a pigeon. ”
"It's definitely a lie, find yourself under the stairs, maybe you won't start a live broadcast in the future. ”
"I'm going to see how he's done. ”
One of them finished playing a game, went down first, and found the live broadcast room of Salted Egg Superman, but it really opened and did not escape.
"How's it going?" asked a few of the others who were still playing the game.
"He's on the air, I'll go in and take a look. ”
This person entered Li Dan's live broadcast room, and saw two people appear in the live broadcast room, one was Salted Egg Superman, and next to him, there was a person wearing a mask, who looked like Li Dan, but ...... I put on a mask, but most of my face was covered, so I can't be completely sure.
"Look, the popularity of the Salted Egg Superman live broadcast room has exceeded 300,000!"
Several people playing the game got up one after another and came behind him to look, and sure enough, the number of people online in the live broadcast room of Salted Egg Superman had reached 310982.
"Could this really be Li Xiang?"
When they were at their highest popularity in live streaming games, they didn't exceed 100,000, and when they did their homework live, they didn't exceed 50,000 at their peak, which wasn't as good as the peak of Salted Egg Superman, but that they were more numerous and dispersed the target group.
"This person looks like Li Xiang, but why did he wear such a big mask?"
"It's fake, since it's on the live broadcast, and I'm a public figure, why do I have to wear a mask? I think it's fake, it's a lie, looking for someone with a forehead like Li Xiang to pretend to be. ”
"But listening to his voice is very similar. ”
"I don't believe it, Li Xiang, who is this salted egg superman?
“…… Makes sense. ”
"I don't want to call him brother. ”
They immediately swiped the barrage, saying that the person wearing the mask was fake, not the real Li Xiang, and the salted egg superman was cheating.
It's not just that they have this kind of doubt, but many people also think that since it's Li Xiang, why do they have to wear a mask? Can they take off the mask? It's just that they listened to Li Xiang's voice, which is indeed very similar to the voice that sings.
Now, some people took the lead in questioning, and these people who were not very sure immediately followed, asking Li Xiang to prove that he was Li Xiang, take off his mask, and even the people watching on the wall also coaxed together, and everyone felt very novel to see the star in the live broadcast room.
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