Chapter 1080: Big Stomach Beauty
"Elder Zhang, don't say a word, the Jade Emperor just came over today, and you were heard by him like this, what should I do?" Liu Chuan kindly reminded.
"Don't stop me? Which of you hasn't received my genetic injection? What bullshit Heavenly Court, obviously they are all beneficiaries of the Dragon Among Men Project! Science and genetic engineering are the key to your success, understand?"
The more Zhang Lao spoke, the more excited he became, and he even blew his beard and glared, but Lin Tiangou didn't bother to be knowledgeable with him, so he just nodded, "I respect scientists, but the people I selected really don't need to inject your genes." ”
"You... Who did you choose? You think you are the Jade Emperor!" Zhang Lao choked Lin Tiangou angrily, "If you don't study well at a young age, you will know every day that Liu Chuan and bastards like Da Chun are together!"
Watching Zhang Lao scolding Fang Xuan at the new Jade Emperor, Liu Chuan and Da Chun sweated for him from the bottom of their hearts, and a pet snake beat all the heavenly soldiers to the ground, and as for using your genes?
"Elder Zhang, it's better to forget it, you hurry back to study your genetic engineering, and we'll go back to training!"
"What's the matter? The old man criticizes you young people and can't do it? Where did you come from, and who was the old leader before? I can't tell you, can I? Be careful that I let your old leader step down directly!"
Some people won't die if they don't do it, and Da Chun doesn't plan to persuade Zhang Lao, but waits for the "Jade Emperor" to sanction the other party like a monkey.
Lin Tiangou whispered a name in Zhang Lao's ear, and the latter immediately trembled with fright, who would dare to let him step down?
"I forgot to tell you, I'm the Jade Emperor you said. Lin Tiangou said that he took Liu Chuan and Da Chun away, leaving only Zhang Lao trembling in place, the latter didn't expect to offend his boss on the first day, I'm afraid he will have a hard time in the future!
For an old scholar like Zhang Lao, Lin Tiangou was full of respect in his heart, after all, the "Human Dragon Plan" had been supporting national defense before Kunlun was born, and it had also created a lot of soldiers, and it was not lost to the genetic warriors of country M, but in Kunlun's current life, after the cultivators came to the mortal world one by one, the income of the "Human Dragon Plan" dropped significantly, and Zhang Lao was also arranged to Heaven as an assistant.
The other party just said hi, Lin Tiangou didn't care, Da Chun and Liu Chuan were full of curiosity about the new chief, the three heavenly generals had already indirectly offended two, if the magic came, would the two of them fight?
"Jade Emperor, I have a question I've always wanted to ask you, how did you cultivate so much at your age?"
"If you can persist in the secret realm full of monsters for more than a month, and fight 250,000 monsters with 1,000 people, and finally retreat with your whole body, believe me, you can also be stronger than me!"
patted Liu Chuan on the shoulder, and the three of them went to the cafeteria, the other heavenly soldiers have now eased up, and the black giant python incarnated by the snake tooth sword just pushed them away one by one with a hit, but even so, the mortal body is still difficult to resist, this time seeing Lin Tiangou coming, all the heavenly soldiers got up and saluted.
"Meet the Jade Emperor!"
Lin Tiangou waved his hand, as a chief, he must have prestige, he will not get too close to the heavenly soldiers, the two sides only need to perform their own duties, the only thing that can satisfy Lin Tiangou in the heavenly court may be the canteen, in order to take care of the heavenly soldiers who come from various regions, almost all the special snacks in all regions are covered.
Lin Tiangou took a bowl of old tofu and asked for three meat buns to start the first round of tasting, and soon his appetite attracted the attention of a group of heavenly soldiers.
"Oh my God, the Jade Emperor is too good to eat!
"What people transform is cultivation, and what we transform is Xiang, this is outrageous!"
"I used to think I was a genius, but now I see myself as a joke. ”
There was a strange scene in the cafeteria, Lin Tiangou ate alone, and the other heavenly soldiers put down the dishes and chopsticks in their hands and watched him feast, but soon there was a beautiful scenery that attracted everyone.
The short close-fitting sportswear is exposed, with a camouflage denim jacket, a pair of skinny jeans on the lower body, almost unable to collapse the peach buttocks, the beauty with sunglasses sat directly on the table next to Lin Tiangou, and a group of heavenly soldiers were waiting for the show to be staged.
"Handsome guy, it's boring to eat alone?
Lin Tiangou glanced at the other party, nodded and didn't speak, his energy was still in this bowl of spicy and delicious dan noodles, and the beauty was not annoyed and said directly, "Old rules, one for each!"
The cooks in the cafeteria trembled when they heard this, what is going on today, not only are newcomers so able to eat, but even the big stomach king who has not been seen for a long time has reappeared!
The beauty seemed to be competing with Lin Tiangou for the same amount of food, and at the end of the two eating, it was the head chef who came forward to explain, "I'm sorry, two leaders, the ingredients we prepared at noon have run out... Why don't you save some stomach and continue in the evening?"
The beauty patted her lower abdomen without a trace of fat, and said with a full burp, "I won't eat here at night, don't worry!"
"Me too, go home and eat at night. Lin Tiangou said that he was about to get up and leave, he planned to go to the heavenly soldiers in the afternoon to teach the basic use of aura, and now go back to the luxurious room to take a nap.
"Handsome guy, leave a contact information? I think you can eat, at least in this matter, we will meet opponents in chess, and have the opportunity to teach the boss of the buffet a lesson together!"
"Okay, I'll give it to you. As soon as Lin Tiangou left the phone, the heavenly soldiers raised their hearts to their throats, and they wanted to stop it, but they were stopped by the murderous eyes of the beautiful women.
"It's over, I bet the Jade Emperor can't stand it!"
"Do you remember the first time I had dinner with her, half a year's salary!
"People are looking for a boyfriend to ask for a car and a house, she wants to eat!"
"Smack!" the beauty slapped the table angrily, "You group of big men are paying attention to me behind my back, a weak beautiful woman, you want to be shameless!"
The heavenly soldiers closed their mouths one by one, everyone got up and prepared to go back to the dormitory to rest, Lin Tiangou said hello and left with him, the beauty looked at Lin Tiangou's back with a drink and muttered, "The person who can make Li Jun deflated should not let me down.."
For Lin Tiangou's speech in the afternoon, a group of heavenly soldiers did not dare to relax at all, and arrived at the playground fifteen minutes in advance, who knew that Lin Tiangou slept too soundly this night, and was half an hour late, but in the eyes of others, this was Lin Tiangou's mighty move, but they felt that this new chief had the means, temper, and most importantly, strength!
"Sorry, I haven't slept well lately, so I'm late. Lin Tiangou said with a smile, "Today I will tell you about the use of Reiki, in fact, many people do not understand the importance of breathing and breathing..."
"I have a problem!" I saw that the pretty little hand was raised, and it was the beautiful woman I had seen at noon who spoke, "Breathing and breathing are all learned by martial artists, we are all currently considered cultivators, why do we need to learn?"
"Breathing and breathing can kill, not to this extent, there is no qualification to despise the things of warriors. Lin Tiangou explained, "Reiki is the same, the more you breathe, the more you can't digest it for your own use, it's also in vain, it's in vain, it's to spit out the turbidity in the body, and use the aura to wash yourself." ”
Lin Tiangou's explanation made many heavenly soldiers suddenly open, they simply focused on absorbing aura, but forgot that the aura left in the body can actually be used very little, which also gave them a lot of new ideas.
"I'll teach you the Spirit Turtle Tuna Method in a while, and as for how much you can comprehend, it's up to you. Lin Tiangou didn't come here to teach and accept apprentices, he said the "Spirit Turtle Tuna Method" word for word, and the heavenly soldiers immediately began to dictate it, and even the big stomach king beauty was thoughtful.
"Today's lecture is over, let's leave it at all, let's rest and move freely. Lin Tiangou yawned, there was still some time before he cooperated with Neon to find the Ten Fist Sword, and during this time, he had to accept the commission of the number one to help train these heavenly soldiers.
"Jade Emperor! I've seen the Jade Emperor!" Li Jun no longer had the arrogance of the morning at this time, he saluted Lin Tiangou directly, "Tomorrow there will be a new batch of personnel who will participate in the Heavenly Soldier Assessment, and the Jade Emperor will be invited to be present in person at that time!"
Taking the assessment list handed over by Li Jun, Lin Tiangou pretended to look at it twice and said, "I'll go over tomorrow, I've worked hard General Li, let's have a good rest." ”
When Li Jun led them in the past, the drill was ruthless, and he was so tired that he went back to sleep every day, and it was really rare to be so energetic as he was today.
Everyone is not stupid, they separated and began to study the "Spirit Turtle Tuna Method", Lin Tiangou had already taught them the method anyway, as for what height these people can reach, it depends on their own quality.
The cultivator is not the same thing as the king of soldiers, and the training methods of the two are also different, Li Jun is still using the set of the king of training to govern the heavenly court, and the effect is definitely not good, at least it can be determined that the number one is very pragmatic, let people who know how to do what they understand.
At night, Lin Tiangou stayed in the room and was talking on the phone with Xie Zhuofei, the two had not seen each other for a long time, and this time they agreed to find the Ten Fist Sword, also because Xie Zhuofei and Bai Xiaoxuan were still staying in the Neon Country, "Feifei, do you miss your husband, people miss you!"
"Phew, I don't think I'll come to see me yet!"
"It's going to be over soon, you wait for me! You also know the current situation, Kunlun is in the world, and the living conditions of ordinary people have been greatly impacted..."
Before Lin Tiangou could say a few words, there was a knock on the door, "Feifei, you wait for me for a while, and I'll see if any colleague came to look for me." ”
The two hung up the phone, Lin Tiangou was a little impatient, and opened the door directly, and it was Zhang Lao, who had been talking nonsense before, and Zhang Lao was full of smiles at this time, "Hehe, Jade Emperor, you haven't rested yet, I just want to tell you something!"