Chapter 697: Teacher Wu is responsible
Wu Xiaorui pondered for a moment, he glanced at the girl who spoke, grabbed her hair, and said very embarrassedly: "It's a trivial matter for you to cry, but if you cry, if you make me responsible, it will be a big deal." ”
The whole class immediately burst into laughter, and the silent atmosphere just now was completely gone, Dong Hao couldn't sit still, so he immediately stood up, and his loud voice suddenly resounded throughout the class.
"Ouch, don't be so straightforward when you like our Teacher Wu, how can you drop it, you still want our Teacher Wu to be responsible for you, right, why are you so proactive?"
Suddenly, the girl's face darkened, and she glared at Dong Hao, and she was also indignant, obviously she didn't want to pay attention to them, but when she turned her head, she kept muttering in her mouth, as if she was scolding Wu Xiaorui and Dong Hao.
"Enough. Yu Keren's voice finally fluctuated a little, but soon, her expression became indifferent again, "Teacher Wu, instead of joking with us here, it is better to prove that the acupuncture points you said do exist, don't let me look down on you." In fact, she already looks down on Wu Xiaorui.
When Wu Xiaorui heard this, his face also became serious, he lightly disinfected the needle on the alcohol lamp, and after doing all this, he said: "You can come to a volunteer, but if something happens later, don't blame me." ”
What he said is true, this is his first class, but this Yu Keren came to make trouble, is it just because Lin Xueer is the school flower that he said just now, Wu Xiaorui felt that this woman was a little unreasonable.
No matter what the reason, since he wants to see him prove the existence of acupuncture points, he naturally has to suffer a little, and Wu Xiaorui does not distinguish what gender he is.
Yu Keren didn't say much, put down the thick book in her hand, and walked to the podium step by step without hurrying, she stood in place with her hands crossed, and said lightly: "You can start." ”
"There is one of the acupuncture points called the laughing acupoint, and there are also some hallucinogens in your Western medicine that can make people fall into the middle of the change, and they can't help laughing, but Chinese medicine doesn't need it, just wink at me when you laugh enough, and I will let you go." ”
"You don't need to let me go, as long as you use medicine on me, I don't believe you can make me laugh. Yu Keren said expressionlessly, with an indescribable confidence in his words.
Wu Xiaorui raised his hand, since the other party said so, he had no choice but to make a move, but Yu Keren stretched out another hand to stop Wu Xiaorui. "Wait, how do I know there's no medicine left on this needle of yours. ”
"Then what do you say?" Wu Xiaorui put down the silver needle in his hand and looked at Yu Keren.
Yu Keren stepped forward and checked the silver needle, asked the person behind her to bring her wet wipes, and then wiped the silver needle inside and out, and then nodded with satisfaction.
"Just use this one, but you can't put it on that alcohol lamp to disinfect it, who knows what you will do. "Yu Keren did a good job, and there was no room for Wu Xiaorui to secretly use it.
Wu Xiaorui took the silver needle, didn't say anything, waved his hand and threw it at Yu Keren, the silver needle stabbed Yu Keren's body like lightning, and she didn't react at all.
"Look, what kind of laughter, fake, if you have the ability, you can make the cute person laugh, it's really funny, or do you want to tell a bad joke to the cute person?"
"Acupuncture points may really exist, but it is basically impossible to say what effect it has on people, let alone acupuncture to achieve the therapeutic effect for you through acupuncture points. ”
"Teacher Wu, do you think you are Mama Rong in Huanzhu Gege, and she is still treated with needles?"
When those girls saw Wu Xiaorui doing it, they immediately laughed loudly and laughed wildly, which made the faces of the students of the Department of Chinese Medicine very dull.
It's just that from Wu Xiaorui's point of view, Yu Keren's shoulders are shaking slightly, obviously she is enduring something, and he is not in a hurry.
"Laugh, you have the ability to make people laugh. ”
Wu Xiaorui didn't speak, he hugged his hands like Yu Keren, and looked at her eye to eye, and then he seemed to think of something, he patted his thigh and said:
"I'll turn around anyway, and you say that I made a face at this little girl to make her laugh, so didn't I die?"
Wu Xiaorui said, he really turned his back, and even took two steps, stood aside, and kept a distance of more than three meters from Yu Keren before stopping.
He put his hand behind the back of his head and said, "If she laughs, it really doesn't matter to me." ”
"Don't waste your time on it, but people, come down, I see that Teacher Wu is pretending, and he still comes to the school to teach without any ability. ”
"It's not a good feeling to be slapped in the face by a lovely person, what can make a cute person laugh with a needle? Hehe, do you think it's the needle under your crotch, sorry, it can only make the cute person faint, because the person faints. ”
Several girls were still mocking, especially what the girl said at the end, which made all the students stare at Wu Xiaorui, Dong Hao was the most exaggerated, and swept Wu Xiaorui's lower body with a strange face.
"Hahahaha. Yu Keren's laughter suddenly resounded throughout the class, and then Yu Keren's shoulders couldn't stop shaking, she kept enduring it, but the smile was still on her face.
Yu Keren swears that she has never smiled so out of shape, perhaps, she has always been on top, and she is not smiling at everyone, even her family.
She pointed at Wu Xiaorui and couldn't stop blinking, she couldn't be so embarrassed, but Wu Xiaorui still turned his back to her as if he didn't hear her laugh.
"Wu Lao...... Teacher, haha, I admit the existence of acupuncture points...... You let it go...... Haha, let me go. Although Yu Keren was laughing, his voice seemed to be squeezed out of his teeth.
Wu Xiaorui turned around and said with a shocked look: "Oh, isn't it because you have used too much strength, why did you laugh like this? If you pull out the silver needle directly, you won't laugh, didn't I tell you?"
He really didn't say it, in fact, when Yu Keren was laughing just now, Wu Xiaorui was also laughing, so he didn't turn around for the first time.
Yu Keren trembled her hands, pulled out the silver needle on her body, she glared at Wu Xiaorui viciously, and said word by word: "Teacher Wu, you are really a good method!"
She twisted the silver needle, slapped it on the table, her face was full of anger, and said, "Teacher Wu, I admit that the acupuncture points do exist. ”