Chapter 171: The Monkey Who Cried His Nose
The little old watch, I still can't change the old look, I think about it a little too much, and it will be nerve-wracking.
Young man, I really thought I was great.
It's good to have this kind of thought, but if you can't encourage it, let alone hit other people's self-confidence, it's not good if your heart is broken.
Even if it can be repaired, it is still flawed, it is not perfect after all, there are unpredictable safety risks, and it may explode one day.
What should be there is always what should be there, and you can't indulge it, it's not good to go too far.
Self-confidence is full, inflated, floating, and there are safety hazards, and if you fall, you will be sad.
Situ Junshu looked at Wu Zhanpeng with idiot eyes and said, "If you don't know each other, can't you allow me to know each other? You don't have acquaintances? Don't you allow me to have no acquaintances?"
Money, do I seem to be a poor person? I don't even have the money for your cousin's fruit to eat, am I still a man?
Don't underestimate me, I've been fooled around for so many years, so I might as well die.
Even if you're dead, you can't hang yourself, because then you're wasting a piece of rope, you see, what I mean?"
Young man, don't have this kind of look, I'm not used to it, why do you worship my brother so much? It's not a big deal.
A little thing is too insignificant, and it is really not worth showing off to be a low-key person.
Brother, I don't want to live in that legend, but since it can't be avoided, it's already like this, so let him be even more shocked!
Situ Junshu continued: "I must have an acquaintance, I should say it's a monkey."
Don't dare to say big things, it will be flashing, this monkey can not only be the master in Huaguo Mountain, but also a terrible mess.
Don't believe what I say, in Huaguo Mountain, this monkey can walk sideways.
How old is the crab, and he will be trampled to death with one kick, and then kicked down the side of the road, and there is no place to bury him.
Therefore, we can not only get a lot of fruits in Huaguoshan, but we can also say that we can have as many as we want.
Moreover, it doesn't cost money at all, as long as we don't spoil it.
If you want less, maybe people will be dissatisfied, and it won't give people face.
If you dare to give him money, you are insulting others, maybe you will turn your face because of this, there is definitely this possibility.
......I'm sorry, I should say it's this monkey, not that you don't know him, but you should have heard of it, right?"
Speaking of Sun Qianqian, this name, Wu Zhanpeng was shocked, and immediately stood up, his mouth opened wide, and he pointed at Situ Junshu with one hand, unable to speak.
Situ Junshu enjoyed it very much, Wu Zhanpeng's shocked expression, his mood was very cool, the old god was sitting there, just let everything go with the wind!
After a long while, Wu Zhanpeng closed his mouth, and after swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva, he chose to believe it, and then said again: "Cousin, you are too awesome, I am convinced of you."
The handsome guy among the monkeys, the thousandth child of the great sage grandfather, and his only son, the first nine hundred and ninety-nine are all women, so they are named Sun Yiyi.
This is my idol, and I have wanted to know him for a long time, but unfortunately I didn't have this opportunity.
Today I finally have a chance, and I can see it alive, and I am a little nervous.
I've heard that he thinks he's the most handsome of the monkeys, and if he is modest, no monkey dares to call him the first.
I don't know if this is true, for the sake of being handsome, he doesn't care about anything?, even his father is not convinced.
He often hangs a sentence on his lips: To be a monkey, you must strive to be better than the blue. ”
"What you said is right, I understand it in my heart, but don't say it.
It's not a big deal to know him, it's just one more friend, one more way, you have to grasp it.
After today, don't you know him? In the future, there will be free Huaguoshan fruits to eat. ”
Situ Junshu took out a mobile phone, entered the password, opened the screen, and clicked on WeChat.
In the address book, he found Sun Qianqian's name and prepared to give him a video call.
Seeing the mobile phone, Wu Zhanpeng was shocked again, so he hurriedly came over and said a little hurriedly: "Cousin, I didn't expect it! You would still use this kind of tool, shouldn't we use thousands of miles of sound transmission?"
Wu Zhanpeng's words made Situ Junshu stop his movements, raised his head and glanced at him, and said a little angrily: "You are young and can't keep up with the changes in the trend, but you are lagging behind."
With such a good high-tech product, the call is simple and simple, and what kind of voice transmission is used, which is a waste of time and mental power.
Stupid people will do this kind of thing, don't say this kind of brainless words in the future, I can't afford to lose that kind of person, if you go to the world another day, I will buy you a mobile phone.
Don't shut up at home all day, do your own thing, and get out of touch with society, bad performance will be pitted. ”
It's too embarrassing, it's really brainless, Wu Zhanpeng thinks that what Situ Junshu said is not wrong, it is completely correct.
It makes sense, there are alternatives, it's easy to use, and it doesn't take effort, so why can't it be used?
One of the more recognized sentences is: the world is changing too fast, and it must not be disconnected for too long.
Situ Junshu didn't bother to pay attention to Wu Zhanpeng's changes, pressed the video call button on his mobile phone, and then pressed it, and it was connected very quickly.
The background in the video is in a cave, and this background makes Situ Junshu a little inexplicable, I don't know why this is the case.
What are the monkeys doing in the cave? The weather is fine, it's not cold or rainy, shouldn't the monkeys be in the trees?
There is a monkey face in the video, which is not wrong, such as the fake Sun Yiyi.
However, at this moment, he said with a sad face: "Big tree, you are really not interesting enough to call you or send you WeChat, shouldn't you call me and send you WeChat?"
I'm a little confused, what does this mean? Could it be that something happened?
Suddenly, Situ Junshu became a little nervous, and replied cautiously: "What's the matter? Could something terrible have happened?
Besides, as far as the relationship between the two of us is concerned, we have already finished what we should say, and if there is nothing to do, we really can't find it, what else can we say. ”
In the video, Sun Qianqian's voice came out again, he said: "I was thrown into this hole by my father, he asked me to think about it, but don't ask me what the reason is? I won't tell you."
He didn't set much time for me, he said that as long as you come to me, or give me a call, I'm afraid to send a message, so I can get out.
I count every day, it's just one day, it's not a day, it's not a day, and in eight hours, it's a hundred years.
My heart is broken, and the flowers I waited for are all grateful, and at this time you actually gave me the video, and I was about to vomit blood.
It's really not interesting enough, I really want to beat you, but it's a pity, the strength doesn't allow it, I can't beat you, so forget it?
Where are you now? Oh! That's great, I look at your background, you must be at the bottom of the mountain! I heard that you're about to become a father, you stand there and don't move, I'll go down the mountain and pick you up right away?"
Putting the phone back, Situ Junshu grabbed his hair a few times, inhaled the air with his nose a few times, and then laughed and said, "I'm worried for a while, it turns out that this kind of thing is really difficult for a monkey." ”
didn't wait long, Sun Qianqian fell from the sky, and ran directly to Situ Junshu, the whole monkey was quite excited, and he hugged Situ Junshu regardless of it.
Ma Dan, holding it too tightly, it was a little breathless, Situ Junshu tried hard to break it, but he couldn't break it no matter how hard he tried, and finally he could only choose to give up.
"Damn, brother, I haven't seen each other for years, you can't be like this, right! Be careful that your heart stops, I'm a little worried, I'm too excited, but no. ”
Situ Junshu couldn't control it, so he burst out with a foul mouth, Sun Qianqian, this monkey, actually cried, because his back was wet, which was caused by tears.
Quickly changed his tone, Situ Junshu said comfortingly: "Brother, don't be like this, okay? Why be polite like this, I can't do it."
How many years have we not seen each other? I don't dare to accept this gift of tears, it embarrasses me to do so, if I am so excited, will I return the gift with tears?"
The words should be very clear, the speech is very clear, and the pronunciation is also very standard, Situ Junshu is a little confused, I don't know what he said, did Sun Qianqian listen to it?
Still being held tightly, the same breathless, this is not effective at all, it is really helpless, so forget it?
Let things develop with time, and no longer make too much effort to force it, Liu Tianwang sang: It's not a sin for a man to cry, if he cries, maybe it's good.
Maybe it's enough to cry, it's finally liberated, and it's really nice to be able to breathe the air freely, and this feeling is cool.
Sun Qianqian let go, Situ Junshu felt very good, and only after taking a few breaths of air freely, he was punched, and he was hit in the chest, and he almost fell down on his feet, and he ate.
This is a bit too much, am I a human being or a monkey, can it all be like this, Situ Junshu was a little angry.
Sun Qianqian, who finished punching, opened his mouth to speak, what he said made Situ Junshu angry, and he was still a little crying and laughing, for his own reasons, this punch was in vain.