"Didi ......"

There was an alarm bell in his head, and a hand poked out of the quilt, and five fingers crawled like spiders, groping, and touching the alarm clock. Then he lifted it up, let go of his hand, and with a "bang", it fell to the ground. Then, the world went quiet.

After only 1 minute of silence, the door opened, and a middle-aged woman broke into the room with slippers. Walking to the bed, he lifted the quilt and revealed the sleepy face of a young big boy. After that, he shouted angrily: "Zhao Xihe, get up for the old lady!!"

"Don't make a fuss, and don't go to work...... Sleepy ......" the big boy named Zhao Xihe muttered, turned sideways, and continued to sleep.

"Zhao Xihe, you can't afford it anymore, the old lady will call you to death with the soles of her shoes!"

Well...... How do you look like my mom?!

Zhao Xihe turned his head sharply and looked at the middle-aged woman with his eyes open. Under the fluffy ball head, there are willow eyebrows and big eyes, a goose egg face, and a particularly conspicuous "beauty mole" at the corner of the mouth...... It's a familiar and slightly unfamiliar face. He couldn't help but be dumbfounded: "Mom...... Mom?"

"Hmm...... What's wrong?" the woman looked at her son, confused.

I'm not dreaming...... Mom has been dead for three years.

Zhao Xihe closed his eyes fiercely, and then reached out to touch his mother's cheek. He didn't touch his face, but he got a pair of slippers, and he jumped up from the bed with a "whoop" in pain. When I opened my eyes again, my mother was still there.

"Mom, how long have I been asleep?" Zhao Xihe pulled his hair fiercely as he walked barefoot towards the calendar card on the wall. He now seriously suspects that he had a very real dream, in which his mother died.

Mom ignored him, turned around and walked out, nagging as she went: "Hurry up and brush your teeth and wash your face, the meal is ready." After eating, go for a haircut. If you fail this interview again, go back to my hometown and follow your second uncle to raise pigs. ”

Oh, my God!!!

It's terrible!!

Which one is a dream?!

Zhao Xihe looked at the date displayed on the calendar card in disbelief: March 11, 2018.

If I'm not mistaken, today would be February 7, 2020. Because of the ravages of the new pneumonia across the country, in response to the call of the country, I stayed at home and slept with peace of mind...... A greasy uncle with no car, no house, and no daughter-in-law.

Well......

A big boy with trendy short haircuts, angular chest muscles, a row of abdominal muscles above the big pants, and a well-proportioned body, he is a sunny boy full of healthy texture. At this moment, he looked at himself with a look of surprise on his face......

Zhao Xihe looked in the mirror in disbelief, looking at the big boy who looked only 17 or 8 years old in the mirror.

However, it is certain that this person is indeed himself, the self before 2004. At that time, I loved sports, played football with a group of friends every day, and went to the boxing gym to practice boxing. At that time, he was still shameless and said that the four of them were "Shandong F4".

Wrong!!!

Even according to the current time, Lao Tzu should be 33 years old.

Just as Zhao Xihe's head was about to explode, a mother's angry roar came from outside the door: "Little rabbit, what are you grinding in the house?!"

The memory of being beaten by slippers since he was a child made him reflexive, and he suddenly ran out of the room and disappeared into the bathroom. When he got to the bathroom and looked at the big boy in the mirror, he couldn't help but slap himself in the face.

"Smack!"

"Ouch, I'm going to !!"

The hot pain on his face made Zhao Xihe have to believe that all this in front of him was real, not a dream.

Looking at the young face in the mirror, and the tendon meat that even fascinated me, I couldn't help but sigh: Young man, you are so handsome!

Since my mother died, the home has been empty, deserted, and empty.

And now, eating egg cakes, drinking pimple soup, and looking at his mother's busy back, Zhao Xihe feels very happy. This long-lost sense of happiness made him want to cry. Then there is fear, fear of losing this hard-won happiness in front of me.

After eating, while going to the bathroom to squat on the toilet, Zhao Xihe sorted out the messy memories. Finally understood what was going on.

It turned out that he inexplicably crossed the parallel world and came to 2018, the overseas Chinese island country that is not on the map of the earth-Xiangshan Republic. Before the founding of the country, this island was called the Menia Islands, which belonged to the territory of Canada......

These are not important, the important thing is that my date of birth has changed, it turned out to be 1985, but this world is 1999. From 1999 to the present in 2018, it is 19 years. In other words, I am now 19 years old?

I didn't expect that I would get younger and younger, hahaha......

Zhao Xihe was happy.

"Zhao Xihe, are you sick, go to the toilet and laugh?" came from outside the bathroom again, and my mother's angry roar mixed with the smell of Beijing came again.

After eating, I ran to the mouth of the alley and cut my hair, and then went to the street in a suit and leather shoes.

There is an important thing to do today, go to the interview. The department where the interview was conducted was called the "Cerebral Blood Worm Research Institute". According to my aunt, this is a very promising national important biological science research institution, and as long as you mix in, it will be the kind of iron rice bowl that will be used until retirement. My aunt's lame father-in-law, who cleans inside, receives 7,000 yuan (7,000 yuan) every month.

What's more, you, Zhao Xihe, are you still a graduate of the Department of Biology at the West Island University of Technology?

Zhao Xihe couldn't help but smile bitterly: Auntie, our graduation certificate is fake, can you fool the past?

My aunt patted her chest and said: Don't worry, the person I am looking for is so skilled that he can even forge US dollar bills. What's a broken graduation certificate?

However, looking at the big red words on the door number of the unit in front of him, "Xiangxi Branch of the Central Cerebral Blood Worm Research Institute", Zhao Xihe was still nervous and apprehensive, and wanted to retreat several times. Finally, gritted his teeth, went to his grandmother drop, lifted his legs and walked in.

The courtyard is full of dilapidated old houses, rows of old trees overgrown with nodules, and the ground paved with bluestone slabs is dilapidated...... Except for the doors and windows that are new, everywhere left is the dilapidated feeling of years of disrepair. It gives the feeling of walking into an ancient temple.

In this broken place, is it also a national important biological science research institute?

Could it be that you are in the wrong place?

Just when Zhao Xihe was puzzled, the window of the opposite "wing room" opened, and a middle-aged man wearing reading glasses was shining like a light bulb, beckoning to him: "You, yes, it's you, come in." ”

When I pushed the door and entered, the room was empty, with only a table and two chairs on the black carpet. The middle-aged man wearing glasses sat on a chair by the window, wearing a blue coat worn for surgery very casually, and the whole person looked lazy and sloppy.

In front of the 1.8-meter-long long table, there is a young man with a mustache, his hair combed and shiny, and his suit is very elegant and neat. Sitting there, playing with a chopstick like a senile dementia. On the table in front of him, a watch and a watch, nothing else.

Standing next to him was a girl in a black work dress, with large breasts, a thin waist, and long legs in black stockings. The girl is very beautiful, but the lipstick is too red, like eating a dead mouse and forgetting to wipe her mouth.

Looking at the three people in front of him, Zhao Xihe was a little confused and a little bit of a feeling that he had been tricked.

The girl was like a stiff neck, stiffened her neck and asked, "Hello, excuse me, are you Zhao Xi and Mr. Zhao?"

"Ah, yes. ”

At this time, Bazihu was a little impatient, rolled his triangular eyes and asked Zhao Xihe: "I read your information, I heard that your nose is stronger than a dog, is it really fake?"

How do you talk about mud horses?

Zhao Xihe almost couldn't help but punch him. In the end, he held back and asked with an embarrassed but polite smile: "Excuse me, what kind of people do you want to recruit in this research institute?"

"Didn't your aunt tell you?"

"I'm a little ...... Didn't tell me. Zhao Xihe suddenly felt that there was a problem here. There is a sense of being deceived by my aunt's betrayal.

The eight-character beard looked at Zhao Xihe meaningfully, and his eyes were like an old farmer selecting livestock in the mule and horse market, with a fat and thin face. It took him a full 40 seconds before he spoke: "When our institute recruits people, first of all, we must be honest. According to your profile, your sense of smell is more sensitive than that of a trained drug detection dog. I don't believe it!"

Scientific research institutes engaged in biological research do not care about the profession of the job seeker, but they are so interested in the nose......

What the hell is this?

Zhao Xi and the special circle.

"Do you dare to do a test?" looked at Zhao Xihe aggressively, and the chopsticks in his hand almost stabbed him in the nose.

What is this, what kind of scientific research unit is this, and it is almost the same to say that he is a mental hospital. In his heart, Zhao Xihe crossed out this interview. Since you don't have hope, it's not a good idea to tease this mustache before leaving.

"Say, test what?"

"Come, you smell these chopsticks, what does it smell on?"

Zhao Xihe took the chopsticks, leaned close to his nose, and sniffed deeply. Then, close your eyes and analyze the odor data from the brain's olfactory center. After 5 seconds, he held back a smile and said seriously: "These chopsticks have been boiled in tea, and they are Longjing tea from China." There were three people on it......" he said, pointing with his finger, "you, and this old gentleman, another ......"

"Who do you call old man? Lao Tzu is not yet fifty years old!" the middle-aged man in the glasses roared angrily.

Zhao Xihe reminded him: "Don't eat donkey whips in the future, this thing won't work." ”

"You ......" The old man in reading glasses blushed and twisted his head to the side.

"There's also the ......smell of cordyceps on it," he said, Zhao Xihe glanced at the murderous part of the red-lipped girl with a wicked taste, "Sister, you use it to enlarge your breasts, right?" Then, looking at the mustache with a mocking face, "Brother, counting your saliva on the chopsticks has the strongest smell, it seems that you like the taste of ladybugs very much?"

"Hahaha......" reading glasses are broken.

The red-lipped girl's face was full of shame, and even her neck was blushing. She glared at her reading glasses with her cannibalistic eyes.

Mustache, this product is estimated to have black blood and dark skin. So, I couldn't see him blushing. However, his annoyed and angry eyes, his clenched fists, still betrayed his heart.

"Whew-", finally out of this evil breath.

"Okay, I'm busy, I don't have time to tease you here. Good bye. After speaking, Zhao Xihe turned around and left.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

At this moment, there was a loud applause behind him.

Zhao Xihe turned his head and looked at it, stunned......