Chapter 274: It's on your back!
The little sheep battery car carried Bai Venerable and Song Shuhang home......
On the way home, Venerable Bai still didn't use the acceleration formation.
First, Venerable Bai rode the battery car on a whim, so it was good to experience it.
Second, the distance is short, only six stops in total, so there is no need to play drag racing.
When she got home, Song's mother seemed to have something to do and was not at home.
Venerable Bai and Song Shuhang returned to the room.
"I'm going to find Doudou and the little monk back, and try to find them back before tomorrow. Venerable Bai began to pack up his own phone and take out the Meteor Sword.
Then, he said to Song Shuhang: "Shuhang, you stretched out your hand." ”
Song Shuhang stretched out his hand suspiciously.
Venerable Bai stretched out his fingers and carved it on his wrist with spiritual power—and not long after, a beautiful three-dimensional gourd baby pattern appeared on Song Shuhang's wrist.
This pattern is familiar.
"Ten Thousand Miles Flying Technique?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.
"No, it's a positioning coordinate. With this coordinate, no matter where you are in the world, as long as you are not blocked by someone in a special way, I can lock your location. When I find Doudou and the little monk Doudou, I will call you to inform you. Then, I sent them back with a disposable flying sword. Venerable Bai explained.
Disposable flying sword, send it back?
"Praise!" Song Shuhang gave a thumbs up: "In addition, Senior Bai, I strongly suggest that the speed of the flying sword sent back to the little monk should be set to four times the speed of the ordinary one, and it is not too much to send Doudou to fifty times the speed of the flying sword!
"No problem. Venerable Bai nodded.
"By the way, senior, there's something I want you to do me a favor with. Song Shuhang suddenly thought of something.
Then, he retrieved the 'Treasure Knife Breaker'. Handed it to Venerable Bai: "Senior." Can you carve a formation on this bully smasher? Let the tyrant smasher become invisible and not let ordinary people see it?"
Next, if you want to go to the East China Sea Resort Island, let the Ba Fragment Knife be invisible, so that you can take it out.
"It's simple. Venerable Bai said.
He stretched out his fingers again and carved it on the Ba Shattering Knife, engraved the formation formation and the spirit gathering array, as well as the anti-reconnaissance formation.
In this way, except for Venerable Bai and Song Shuhang. Ordinary people can't see this 'treasure knife is broken'. Of course, this formation was just drawn by Venerable Bai, as long as it was a monk, he could still see this bully smashing knife.
"So, I'll go to find Doudou first. Wait for me to get in touch. Venerable Bai said.
It would be best if you could get Doudou back before tomorrow...... It doesn't matter if it's not too early when you find Doudou, anyway, Senior Bai set the coordinates on Song Shuhang.
At that time, when Song Shuhang arrived at the destination, he would be able to rush to Song Shuhang's side with a flying sword according to the coordinates.
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The White Venerable stepped onto the Meteor Sword, and the sword soared into the air.
There are white seniors to find Doudou and them, and Song Shuhang's heart is much more steady.
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At dinner.
Mother Song asked Shu Hang suspiciously: "Huh." Shuhang, is your sweet-mouthed friend gone?"
"Ahh He's going to pick up a friend's bear kid and it may take a few days to return. Song Shuhang replied.
"Oops, it was quite lively before, so many guests came, but I didn't expect them to leave one by one. Song's mother regretted that she was a person who liked to be lively.
Speaking of which, if it weren't for the opening of the two-child policy too late, she and Dad Song would still want to have another one.
So in the past few years, Song's mother has complained about the second child policy the most, she can't wait for this policy to be opened ten years earlier, maybe she can add a cute sister to Song Shuhang.
"Hehe, wait a few days, after Song Bai brings his friend's child over, it will be lively. Song Shuhang drank the soup in the bowl and said with a smile: "By the way, Mom, a friend of my roommate Gao Moumou wants to invite us to a resort island in the East China Sea, and I will leave in two days." It's going to take about ten days to play back and forth. ”
Mother Song's eyes lit up: "With that girl named Yu Rouzi?"
"Hahaha, Yu Rouzi, she has other things. But she said she'd come along if she was in a hurry. ”
Father Song swallowed his meal slowly and asked out loud, "Is the money enough?"
"That's enough, I used to work for my seniors in school, and I got paid. Song Shuhang grinned, although the way he got paid was a bit violent.
Father Song nodded silently.
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Huaxia, in the sky, a huge Beijing bus ...... Lying on a civil airplane heading to the capital.
The huge Pekingese dog hair was also wrapped in a small monk who was huddled in a ball.
It was Doudou and the little monk Guoguo, the two guys who were rubbing the plane -- why did they rub the plane? Because they had no money. The last bit of money that the little monk earned from selling his body last time was replaced by a domestic large-screen mobile phone......
"Senior Doudou, is it really okay for us to flee to the capital?" the little monk Guoguo asked worriedly.
As long as he recalled the two [sweat wiping expressions] and [kitchen knife expressions] sent by the abbot of Tongxuan in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group, he panicked in his heart.
The abbot was so angry that he sent a kitchen knife! Does this mean that the abbot of Tongxuan wanted to cut him with a kitchen knife? Even if he didn't use a kitchen knife to cut him, he probably wouldn't be able to escape with a single slash.
Doudou said triumphantly: "Don't worry, don't panic." With Ben Wang's years of experience in running away from home, when you first ran away from home, everyone in your family was very angry. It's like Shuhang is now yelling at you to beat your out! But ah, there is a saying that human nature is cheap!"
It began to teach the little monk Guoguo his "Runaway Heart Sutra": "When you run away from home for a long time and don't go back, and they can't find you, they will start to panic! Then after finally finding you back, I will pet you like a baby and provide for you. ”
"Is that really the case?" asked the little monk Guoguo with a serious face, but also looking forward to it.
"Don't worry, I can assure you. Huangshan Dasha is like this, every time I run away from home, I look angry. But in the end, after ten days and half a month of not being able to find me, they were not angry at all, but only worried about why I didn't go home yet. When the time comes, I will be the uncle of the family, and I will be provided with everything delicious and delicious!" Doudou said triumphantly.
-- The only bad thing about this trick is that it can't be used too much, and after using it too much, Tema's Huangshan Dasha now looks down on it running away from home, and doesn't worry about it at all. Damn, I want to bite him!
After the little monk Guoguo was brainwashed by Doudou, his heart settled down a lot.
"Will Senior Brother Shuhang come to us?" the little monk asked.
"Definitely, his character as a good old man must be all over the world looking for us now. Doudou affirmed.
The little monk nodded secretly - his heart warmed, he seemed to understand a little bit why Doudou's seniors liked to 'run away from home'.
"Ahh
Could it be that Shuhang, a good old man, is really angry? It is said that it is really terrible when a good old man is angry.
Just as Doudou was thinking, suddenly, the plane under him shook violently up and down.
The passengers screamed and screamed, and the scene was a mess.
This is the middle of the flight, the plane suddenly encountered a strong air current......
"Sudden strong air current?Wang~ There won't be a plane crash, right?" Doudou said depressedly-Ben Wang was just taking a tailwind plane.
That's it...... If there is an accident, Ben Wang will try his best to save some passengers. With Doudou's strength, it is not possible to solve the strong air flow that affects the aircraft, and at most a few people can be saved.
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Fortunately, this strong air flow only lasted for a short time.
After regaining their composure, the flight attendants began to comfort the frightened passengers.
The passengers also looked like they had escaped death, and some even cried happily.
"It's safe and sound, and it's also a provincial help. Doudou stuck out his tongue and fell down again.
At this moment, the little monk on its body had a straight face and a sad expression.
"Guoguo?" Doudou asked suspiciously.
At the same time, Doudou's keen sense of smell smelled a bad smell......
"Doudou senior...... I'm pulling the crotch of my pants!" said the little monk weakly.
-- Maybe it's because hemorrhoids have been treated for three days in a row, and he has to insert a treatment device into his little ass every time? Or maybe he's just healed and he's a little uncomfortable? In short, he feels that his little chrysanthemum is a little too tight in the past two days.
He was in a bit of a hurry to escape this morning, and he hadn't come before he could get on the tuba, and he had some stool along the way. Coupled with the vibration of the plane up and down just now, he accidentally pulled the crotch of his pants.
Beanie: "......"
Pull the crotch of the pants, anyway, the little monk is only six years old, and it is understandable to occasionally pull down the crotch, after all, the age is there.
But the problem is that the little monk is lying on it now, and he is still curled with his hair to keep warm.
It's on its back!
"Doudou senior...... I didn't mean to. The little monk's serious little face was twisted.
"Don't say anything. Doudou sighed heavily: "Let's find a place to deal with your crotch first." ”
What else can it do? The little monk is still young, does it have to reprimand the other party severely?
What can you do after being reprimanded, the little monk cried aggrievedly? And then the in the crotch of his pants still has to be dealt with?
After sighing heavily, Doudou grabbed the little monk with his paws and jumped off the plane.
Saying...... For the sake of Mao, this big demon dog, wants to be reduced to the point of changing the crotch of the bear child?
Doudou suddenly began to wonder if it was a mistake for him to listen to the little monk's request and take him to play the game of 'running away from home'? )