Chapter 6: ...... Quite suddenly
Hengjia East Garden.
Hengxian carried the brush with a hint of emotion in his expression.
The dog next to him came up with a blank head: "Childe, is there enough oil?"
"Enough!"
Hengxian waved the brush vigorously, and the oil crackled on the long row of grilled chicken wings and lamb skewers.
The chicken is a first-class demon beast raised by the "Hengxian" in front, and the sheep is a first-class demon beast sand sheep.
This morning, Dongyuan was completely out of food, and the people's teeth were yellow, and a group of wind chickens and sand sheep raised in the monster cage were also hungry and crazy.
Hengxian had no choice but to help the cute little animals get rid of it early, kill them, and eat them!
After all, after raising it for so long, there are still feelings, and the people drank two bowls of bone broth with tears, but the more they drank this thing, the more fragrant it became, and their eyes lit up.
As for the meat, it was skewered into hundreds of skewers, grilled wings, etc., and grilled over a charcoal fire!
At first, everyone was still puzzled, is this kind of grilled food delicious? At this time, the fragrance slowly wafted out, and the eyes became brighter.
"Childe, it's so fragrant!" Su Wan'er and Lan Xiang came over.
Not only them, but also the people in the courtyard of No. 1200 all looked like thieves.
"Of course, I used to barbecue back then!" Hengxian smiled indifferently, grabbed a handful of salt, and sprinkled it from the east to the west of the fire.
The fragrance is stronger!
"What does it smell like?"
Heng Ruze and Heng Yin, who "killed" over, sniffed hard in a large group.
Hengru looked coldly in the direction of Dongyuan: "It's from the second uncle's house!"
"This Hengxian is simply unreasonable!" Heng Xu flicked his sleeves vigorously, "I squandered all the family's resources, we didn't even have to eat lunch, but he ate and drank spicy food at home, bastard things!"
Heng Chong also said: "It just so happens that the second uncle is not here, and he will be treated no matter what today!"
"Let's go!"
A group of people quickened their pace, and soon arrived in front of the gate of Dongyuan, and when they looked inside, their noses were almost crooked!
What big chicken wings, so many skewers!
But...... It smells so good!
Many people couldn't help but swallow their saliva, and their stomachs screamed uncontrollably.
Hengru's face was bruised, he took a deep breath and breathed again, and forcibly suppressed his anger: "Hengxian, are you guilty?"
"What are you polite to him?" Heng Xu was straight-tempered, "Heng Xian, you brute, a brute who can't practice, don't do anything!"
Hengyin is the eldest sister in the three generations of descendants, and she scolded coldly: "Bastard things, treat family resources as private things in your pocket, and squander them indiscriminately,
The whole clan is hungry, but you are here to feast, you can kill!"
"Boom, lala......" In the courtyard, all the subordinates of Ah Dog and Lanxiang knelt on the ground.
Hengxian looked up in surprise while sprinkling cumin-like herbs, "Where did these fools come from?"
The face of the dog kneeling at his feet turned white, and he reminded in a low voice: "Son, be quiet, there are many descendants and young ladies of the family!"
However, Heng Ru and a group of people still heard it, and they heard Heng Chong shout angrily: "Who are you stupid and stupid?"
Heng Yin also said: "Insult the same clan, come, fight seventy!"
"Yes!" a few side disciples of the family were about to come in.
Hengxian put down the herbs, clapped his hands, his eyes were shining, okay, he finally encountered the treatment of waste firewood, and the bully of the same clan said!
took the initiative to greet him, his face was full of shame: "Hengxian knows that he is guilty, I'm sorry for the family, I'm sorry for my brothers and sisters, so I don't need you to arrest me, I will judge myself to thank the world!"
As he spoke, he picked up the sheep-killing knife from the stone next to him and wiped it viciously against his neck.
"Uh......"
"That's it...... Quite suddenly!"
This single-minded style confused a large group of people in Heng Ruze and Heng Yin, and they opened their mouths one by one, speechless.
The side disciples who entered the hospital to arrest people were also stunned on the spot!
"Childe!" Behind them, Su Wan'er, Lan Xiang and Ah Gou looked frightened, and rushed over, desperately grabbing the knife, "No, Childe!"
"Childe!" a group of subordinates also desperately knelt forward.
"Don't stop me, I apologize with my death today, so as to live up to the family's kindness and go away!" Hengxian angrily threw off his subordinates and insisted on committing suicide, which didn't look like a fake at all!
"Childe!" all the servants wept.
Heng Ruze, Heng Yin, and Miss Xie Lingyu glanced at each other, their faces were first surprised, and then slowly showed a trace of embarrassment.
Hengru coughed lightly: "Forget it, after all, ......"
"Okay! then forget it!" Hengxian threw the sheep killing knife very shamelessly, and slowly went back to continue grilling the skewers.
"Uh......" Heng Ruze, Heng Chong and a group of people looked dazed.
What the heck?
Forget it suddenly!
You've messed up our minds!
Heng Yin scratched her head: "Heng Xian! Although ......"
Hengxian raised his head and interrupted with a serious face: "Brothers and sisters, you don't really think that these meat skewers are eaten by me, do you?"
Hengru frowned: "Isn't it?"
Hengxian looked up to the sky and sighed: "Of course not!" Hengxian knew that he was guilty, and he had no face to face the family fathers, in order to make up for the family's food today,
Personally killed a group of pet monsters that had been raised for a long time, and they ...... Woo...... You're all my children! You're here now, wait a minute!"
As he spoke, he wiped away his tears at all, turned around and went to the medicine storehouse, and when he came back, he had an extra bag of silver-white medicine powder in his hand, hesitated for a moment, and sprinkled it on the skewers and chicken wings:
"This is the Heng's barbecue I invented, which not only has the original taste of meat, but also a little herb, and can help with cultivation, which is a must!"
Sprinkle the medicinal powder, the barbecue is just cooked, and instruct the people to take it and send it to the gate of the courtyard in person, and each person will divide it into two or three strings:
"Big brother, yours!"
"Sisters, take it!"
The people who came to Xingshi to ask about the guilt suddenly felt a little embarrassed and thanked them one after another.
When it was Hengru's turn to be a group of people, Hengxu took it coldly and said: "Come down, make trouble, your mistake is wrong, even if I starve to death and expose the corpse in the wilderness,
I won't eat a bite of anything from people like you, these are used to feed the dogs, don't worry!"
Heng Chong took the meat skewer and said, "Me too!"
Hengxian didn't bother to pay attention to it, and when he walked next to Xie Lingyu, he said, "This little girl is very well-behaved, give you one more string!"
Xie Lingyu looked at him coldly, he didn't want it, but he couldn't bear the fragrance, so he took it: "I'm not your little sister, I'm a cousin of the Heng family!"
Hengxian blinked: "Cousin, then we want to be close!"
When Hengru saw it, he hurriedly blocked in front of Xie Lingyu: "Okay!
As he spoke, a group of people turned to leave.
Hengxian "reluctantly" sent a way: "Come often!"
Ah Gou came up from behind, pitiful: "Young master, it's all given to them, we ......"
Hengxian smiled indifferently: "Who will grab the skewers with them, there is still meat in the room, continue to skewers!"
......
"Oops!
On the way back, Heng Xu and Heng Chong, who were going to feed the dogs, were full of oil.
Heng Ru and Heng Yin glanced at each other, and also picked up the meat skewer and tasted it, and their eyes lit up: "It's really good!"
Next to him, Xie Lingyu didn't even bother to speak, his mouth was red, and he said vaguely: "Although this Hengxian can't practice, this, this...... The barbecue is delicious!"
Hengru nodded: "I have to send a bunch to my father to taste!"
"Yes, yes, show it to the elders!" a group of disciples said.
After half a pillar of incense, many elders of the family also tasted Hengxian's meat skewers, which is a stunning shot and full of praise!
However, soon, Heng Xu and Heng Chong, who were practicing martial arts, squirted "strange" yellow syrup from their pockets, one by one......
Then Heng Ruze, Heng Yin and other family disciples ran towards the toilet with their stomachs covered, and the sound of "no, no" was endless on the way, and the stench lingered over half of the family!
The small and delicate Xie Lingyu ate the most, his face turned white, and while running, he ran straight down the trouser leg to the "yellow pulp", tears flowed out of his eyes: "Hengxian! I'm going to kill you, ah, mother......"
Uncle Hengwei and several other elders also sensed that something was wrong, and when they rushed to the family toilet with their stomachs covered, they found that the toilet was all crowded with people, and there were many people in line.
The crowd lined up and sprayed non-stop, and the scene was spectacular!
"bu!" Hengwei was hot in the file, and finally couldn't hold back.
An elder next to him smiled awkwardly: "Ah, Ah Wei, you sprayed too?!"
Hengwei's face was cloudy, and he finally looked in the direction of Dongyuan, and roared angrily: "God's damn thief! I can't spare you!"
"Hengxian, I'm going to kill you!ahhh......hh
There were also bursts of scolding in the toilet.
......
"What a picture that is, it's so invincible!"
Hengxian withdrew his gaze from the direction of the main courtyard, shook his head, and continued to grill the skewers.
The routine and white laxative powder just now are all designed by "Xuanhuang Tiangua", which is enough for them!
What trouble do you have to come to Lao Tzu?
At this moment, Ling Feng hurriedly ran from outside: "Childe, it's all bought!"