Chapter 11 The law of true incense is the truth, and the goddess eats bamboo rat meat
"Build a weapon, build a weapon!"
Wang Dazhuang inexplicably felt a little puzzled, building weapons and building ships are two different things, why would Jasmine say that?
With doubts, Wang Dazhuang opened the live broadcast room.
"Good morning, everyone, today is the third day of the anchor's survival on the desert island, and yesterday we made a home that can allow me and Xiaoli to continue to survive, let's watch it again. ”
The drone circled around the bamboo house a few times, and the entire live broadcast room quickly gathered a large number of fans.
"Have you noticed that Brother Zhuang seems to have lost a lot of weight, is it my delusion?"
"I also found out, how do the facial features look much more coordinated than before, and honestly tell me if you have been genetically modified by aliens!"
"It's true that you're going to never be separated from fat together, and you secretly lose weight, bad reviews!"
Looking at it this way, Wang Dazhuang also felt that he had changed a little, the shirt was obviously one size bigger, and he lifted his belly and found that the swimming ring had disappeared.
Scratching his head, Wang Daqiang waved his hand and said: "Today is a memorable day, don't talk nonsense, let's go to the bamboo forest to sweep a wave first, yesterday we set five traps in the bamboo forest, let's see if we can catch the bamboo rat!"
Pulling open the fence door, Wang Dazhuang took the basket and left the bamboo house.
"Not to mention, a faint fragrance in this bamboo forest is really comforting, ironmen, if you have lived in the bamboo forest, please knock on 1 and let Brother Zhuang take a look!"
Few and far between.
Wang Dazhuang shrugged his shoulders and said: "It seems that there are not many people, Brother Zhuang has watched the video of the Huanong brothers, I don't know if you still remember the hundred ways to kill bamboo rats on the whole network." ”
"Yo, I can't imagine that Brother Zhuang is still a senior white prostitute at Station B, manual funny!"
"Come on, come on, go to my brother's house today to dig bamboo shoots, and catch two bamboo rats to open meat by the way. ”
The barrage army began to bring rhythm again.
Wang Dazhuang rolled his eyes and said, "Don't look at me like this, now you have to check the bamboo forest trap, I have a hunch that the fat man is going to open meat today!"
The bamboo forest is actually not large, covering an area of less than five hectares, but there seem to be a lot of bamboo rats growing in this small bamboo forest.
And it seems that he is not afraid of people, so he is messing around on the ground.
With the help of memory, I found a trap, and there were already three bamboo rats leaning against one of them, hooked by ropes, hanging in the air and squeaking.
"Look, old irons, what I just said, these are excellent ingredients, and I can't wait to bake them now. ”
Wang Dazhuang lifted the tail of a bamboo rat and signaled it to the fans in the live broadcast room.
This bamboo rat struggled desperately, and its small eyes matched its round body, which looked particularly festive.
"Don't me, let me go. ”
"Haha, you see the anchors are drooling, it's so funny. ”
"But I have a problem, can bamboo rats eat it?"
Wang Dazhuang didn't care what they thought, even if Li Xiaoli didn't allow it this time, he would have to eat meat, it was too gluttonous.
The more the bamboo rat struggles, it means that the bamboo rat has a compact meat, and the bamboo rat uses bamboo as a ration, but it is rare to see the best goods among rodents.
Thrown into the bamboo basket, none of the three bamboo rats escaped.
It seemed that finding that Wang Dazhuang was no longer around, Li Xiaoli followed the footprints.
"Zhuang, what are you doing, you caught all of this?"
Five traps, twelve bamboo rats can be regarded as seedlings, huddled together and struggling, squeaking and screaming.
Li Xiaoli was a little unbearable, and begged: "Zhuang~~~ You see that they are so pitiful, let's let them go!
Wang Dazhuang rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile: "If you give me a bite, I won't eat them, how about it." ”
"Biting what?"
The live broadcast sailors are all happy, but I didn't expect Li Xiaoli to be so conservative that she didn't even understand this.
"Haha, you were caught driving in the live broadcast, you are a big pervert anchor!"
"Have you noticed that the anchor has become much more handsome, and the fat on his belly is gone!"
After Wang Dazhuang finished speaking in Li Xiaoli's ear, he saw Li Xiaoli's cheeks flushed, glanced at him with a little amorousness, pinched his ear and asked, "Do you still want me to give you a bite now?"
"Don't dare, don't dare, the goddess spares her life, let it go, this bamboo rat meat is very tender, you will know it when you eat it!"
"Hmph, I, Li Xiaoli, am a woman in the new era, so I won't fall for you, even if I starve to death here, I won't eat their meat. ”
Wang Dazhuang shrugged his shoulders, he had already rearranged those traps, as long as those bamboo rats continued to be stupid, he could at least have a steady stream of meat.
Bent down, dig up a few bamboo shoots, and bring them back to the bamboo house.
After cleaning the bamboo shoots a little, Wang Dazhuang found that what he lacked most now was tools, and he came up with the idea of building utensils.
Otherwise, even if he is a chef, he will not be able to make the delicious food he wants.
Moreover, there was a lack of spice on the island, something he could never put up with.
"Zila, zila!"
On the simple grill, the aroma was fragrant, and Li Xiaoli, who was nibbling on mangoes and eating tender bamboo shoots, couldn't help but swallow her saliva.
"Strong, so fragrant, this ...... I....... ”
"Eat, fool, I can't hurt you. ”
When Li Xiaoli took the roasted bamboo rat meat, a trace of satisfaction flashed in her beautiful eyes, and all the words she had just said were forgotten.
After feasting, he even licked his fingers, and he was still unsatisfied.
The barrage in the live broadcast room also made Wang Dazhuang overjoyed, and continued to hand over a baked potato, while whispering: "Look, this is the law of true fragrance, no one can escape, I am a chef in the food industry, even if there is no seasoning, I can create fragrant and delicious food, according to the rules, have you eaten!"
The fans who watched the live broadcast in the live broadcast room almost wanted to hit him over the screen, which was annoying enough.
I wanted to see Wang Dazhuang in trouble, who wants to see this.
Many people are still there to lead the rhythm, but they are still drowned in the barrage army.
Wang Dazhuang put the bamboo rat skewers on the baking tray made of bamboo, his face was full of piety, and he muttered: "Thank God, thank you to the Buddha, thank you to the Sanqing Dao Ancestor for letting me Wang Dazhuang, eat this delicious, Amen, Ami tofu, immeasurable baked cakes, open the whole." ”
Swallowing the fattest piece of skin in one bite, the burnt crispy skin, combined with the fragrance of bamboo, almost made Wang Dazhuang swallow his tongue.
Li Xiaoli was holding her stomach on the side, slightly worried.
Just now, I ate a big mango and ate a large bunch of bamboo rat meat, and now my stomach is very full, so I can only watch Wang Daqiang stutter delicious, staring dryly.
"Zhuang, people still want it. ”
When the people in the live broadcast room heard this, they were not lightly thundered, and many people hardened up and were at a loss.
Wang Dazhuang was stunned, and hurriedly said: "Ouch, my aunt, this is a live broadcast, your voice is too ecstatic, I don't care if I can stand it or not, eat, let go of the belly to eat, unlimited throughout the day, delicious barbecue, waiting for me to roast a mango for you." ”