Chapter 210: What Should I Do If I Have Hemorrhoids After Retreating For A Long Time?

On the third day, the senior brother only said that he wanted to send a USB flash drive "Immovable Vajra Body" to assist in the exercises, would he send someone over?

Probably not, right? When Song Shuhang thought like this, the little black flying sword was already getting closer and closer.

And then...... There's a real guy up there.

It was a little bald head about eight years old, and his mouth let out a scream with the same rhythm as Song Shuhang at that time.

This little bald head, chubby, with a round face, big eyes, and a sense of joy. It belongs to the kind of cute little chubby paper that makes people see it and want to take a bite of his face.

But at this time, this cute little monk was crying...... Because the speed of the flying sword was too fast, his snot and saliva were all flying backwards, and his little face turned pale from excessive panic.

Last time, when Senior Bai sent Song Shuhang, he still used the flying sword to prop up a piece of light, so that Song Shuhang could stick to the flying sword.

And there is no light on the flying sword under the little monk, it is a pure method of 'flying sword transmission'.

The little monk held on to the flying sword at this time, so as not to fall off the flying sword. Fortunately, the monk's robe on his body didn't know what material it was made of, and when he firmly wrapped the flying sword, he was not injured by the sharp flying sword. so that he will not be cut in half by the flying sword.

The only thing better than Song Shuhang is that his hairstyle doesn't change to a broom head or an exploding head - because he has no hair.

"Senior Bai, haven't I been looking very well lately, I saw a little monk on the flying sword?" Song Shuhang turned his head to look at Venerable Bai and asked.

"Well, there's a little monk. Senior Bai nodded calmly.

"Rub, there are really little monks. Didn't Senior Brother Sanri say that he would only send a USB flash drive? Why did he send a little monk over?" Song Shuhang pinched his chin, and suddenly his eyes lit up and said, "Senior Bai, is this little monk the 'sword spirit' of this flying sword?"

"No, you're thinking too much. Senior Bai continued to say calmly: "That's just an ordinary little monk who has just completed the foundation building and enlightenment. ”

"......" Song Shuhang felt his scalp rise. The subconscious told him that it might be another big trouble?

Sou!

The flying sword landed lightly in front of the White Venerable, and it was steadily suspended in mid-air.

The little monk finally stopped screaming.

After a moment, he reached out and wiped away his tears, his legs trembling to get up from his flying sword. However, the legs are too soft. He tried several times and couldn't get up.

"Hello, two donors. The little monk lay on his sword, clasped his hands together, looked serious, and saluted decently. Then, he turned his head mechanically and looked at Song Shuhang: "Donor, can you do the little monk a favor...... My legs are so weak, I can't get down?"

Song Shuhang laughed dryly. He was about to reach out to pick up the little monk.

Venerable Bai suddenly thought seriously, and then he pinched the sword trick and said, "Shuhang, it is likely that the little guy sent the wrong thing on the third day, I think, let's send the flying sword and the little monk back." ”

"Oh, yes. Song Shuhang nodded: "But can the seniors urge this flying sword?"

At the beginning, the pharmacist couldn't urge Master Tongxuan's flying sword, and he had to ask Song Shuhang to help express the flying sword back.

Venerable Bai said, "Don't worry. This time, Monk Tongxuan unlocked the ban on the flying sword. His disciples can use it for three days, and I can activate this flying sword. Inject spiritual power and it can be launched back. ”

"Don't mind, don't ...... The little monk is going to die!" the little monk could no longer maintain a serious appearance and shouted loudly.

At the same time, he quickly reached out and took off a USB flash drive at the hilt of the sword: "You must be Senior Brother Song Shuhang, this is what Senior Brother Sanri wants to send you! ”

Song Shuhang took the USB flash drive. Hand it to Bai-senpai.

Senior Bai stretched out his hand to take it, looked at it, and said, "Well, the USB flash drive is no problem, this is it." I contacted the above ban for a while for three days. Let him pass on the method of lifting the ban. ”

Song Shuhang nodded silently.

"Senior Brother Shuhang, can you let me go now?" The little monk looked at Song Shuhang with pitiful eyes, clasped his hands together, and prayed with a face.

"Well, who are?" asked Song Shuhang.

"My name is Xiao Guoguo, I am six years old this year, and I am the seventy-eighth true disciple of the abbot of Tongxuan!" The little monk had a serious face, but his eyebrows were still difficult to hide his smugness, and he said: "I just completed the foundation building not long ago, and when I am promoted to the second grade, I will be able to have my own law name, I am very powerful!"

This little fat man was only six years old, and he looked like he was eight years old.

"You sneaked out?" Song Shuhang asked.

The little monk's face suddenly changed, and after a while, he gritted his teeth and said with a tangled expression: "No......! Yes, I asked Senior Brother Sanri to send me here!"

After finishing speaking, I saw him clasp his hands together and keep reciting the Buddha's name.

"Oh. Song Shuhang nodded.

Then, Shuhang took out his mobile phone and prepared to dial Senior Brother Sanri's phone.

The little monk's eyes were sharp, and he immediately saw the contact on Song Shuhang's mobile phone, and his face turned pale immediately: "I'm sorry! Senior Brother Song Shuhang, the little monk ran away secretly, please don't call Senior Brother Sanri!"

Senior Bai on the side said lightly: "Monks can't lie. You have broken the vows. ”

The little monk suddenly looked dished.

"Sure enough, it's better to send it back, right?" Senior Bai picked up the sword trick again.

The little monk suddenly became anxious: "Don't, it's going to die." The little monk's hands and feet were weak when he came, and if he came to the flying sword again, he would definitely fall down halfway, I don't want to go to the Western Heaven Elysium so soon!"

"Don't worry!" When Venerable Bai heard this, he was immediately full of confidence: "I can send you back in the way of 'Flying Sword Inheritance'." Just like the Edgeworth's flight, the light can stick you firmly to the flying sword, and you can't fall down. That's a good method, Shuhang has tried it all!

Song Shuhang nodded with a dry smile: "Hehe, yes, it is safe, and it is fast!"

When he heard this description, the little monk's face turned gray.

"Haha, teasing you. Song Shuhang said with a smile, reached out to pick up the little monk, and took him off the flying sword.

At this moment, his cell phone rang.

Song Shuhang took out his mobile phone and saw that it was Senior Brother Sanri calling, and he connected the phone.

"Senior Brother Shuhang, have you received the Flying Sword Transmission?"

Song Shuhang glanced at the little monk beside him who was standing stiffly on the side with his palms together, and said with a smile: "I just received it, senior brother." ”

"Is there a little monk who looks chubby on the flying sword, the kind that is big with a small ghost?" Senior Brother Sanri's tone was full of nervousness.

"Well, there's one, it's called Guoguo, right?" Song Shuhang replied.

Senior Brother Sanri on the other end of the phone suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: "Bastard cub, you really ran out along my flying sword book." It's also thanks to his ability to come out!"

Then, on the third day, the senior brother told Song Shuhang what happened.

The little monk Guoguo was brought back to the temple by Master Tongxuan three years ago and accepted as a disciple, and it is said that he is the descendant of Master Tongxuan's deceased friend.

According to the rules of Tianya Yunyou Temple, if you are not promoted to the three-grade acquired realm, the disciple is not allowed to leave the temple. Then this little guy was so bold that he hung an invisible talisman on his body that day and hung himself on the black iron flying sword.

No wonder the little novice who went to get the sword at that time said why the black iron flying sword was so heavy - at that time, the little monk was hidden and shrunk on the black iron flying sword.

Then, it was the third day of the senior brother flying sword to pass the book, and the little monk flew all the way to Song Shuhang with the flying sword.

Song Shuhang couldn't help but glance at the little monk, the little guy just put his hands together and stayed on the side, at first glance, he was the kind of well-behaved child who was extremely well-behaved, and the adults said that he would not say two.

No one thought that he would do something like hanging himself on a flying sword and escaping from the 'Tianya Cloud Wandering Temple' with a flying sword.

"I also asked Shuhang Xiaoyou to take care of him for two or three days on my behalf, and in a week at most, a junior brother will go to the Jiangnan area to pick up the junior brother. Senior Brother Sanri sighed.

In fact...... Senior Brother Sanri himself can also fly with the sword and bring back the little monk.

It's just that when he saw that this little guy had worked so hard to run out, his heart softened. It's better to let this little guy play outside for a few days, anyway, Song Shuhang has Bai seniors by his side, and his safety is guaranteed.

"It's okay to take care of it for a few days, but I'll go back to my hometown in a few days. I'm on summer vacation right now. If you don't come over to take him in two or three days, you will have to trouble that senior brother to go back to my hometown and go back to the little monk. Song Shuhang added.

"Okay, no problem. "Senior Brother Sanri said.

"Well, that's it. When Song Shuhang was about to hang up the phone, Senior Bai motioned to Song Shuhang to give him the phone.

After receiving the phone, Senior Bai asked: "Three days, tell me how to unblock the USB flash drive." ”

"Okay, Senpai. On the third day, Senior Brother began to tell Senior Bai about the method of unsealing.

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Song Shuhang is a little monk to Guoguo.

"Senior Brother Shuhang, I'm sorry for your trouble. The little monk clasped his hands together and bowed.

"Huh. Song Shuhang suddenly made a move like lightning, pinched the fat cheeks of the little monk, and pulled it away hard to the left and right...... The first time I saw this little monk, I wanted to do it!

It is particularly interesting to see the little monk's serious face and dare not resist.

"Little guy, did you just want to have fun when you ran out of the Tianya Cloud Wandering Temple?"

"The little monk is not a playful person. Guoguo looked serious.

"Then why did you work so hard to get out?" Shuhang was curious.

The little monk looked entangled, gritted his teeth and said, "If Senior Brother Shuhang swears not to tell others, the little monk can tell you the reason for running out." ”

"No problem, I feel like my mouth is still very tight. Song Shuhang said seriously.

At the same time, he also cooperated with the little monk to make a poisonous oath.

The little monk whispered: "Actually, I have been meditating and practicing for too long in the past two years, and sometimes I often meditate on ice cubes and fire rocks during retreat and cultivation, and I don't know when I got hemorrhoids. I heard that there was an operation for hemorrhoids out there, so I wanted to sneak out and have an operation. ”

Song Shuhang rubbed his face vigorously - he felt that he had recently suffered from facial expression stiffness, and he didn't know what expression to use to show his inner galloping mood...... (To be continued.) )