"Click. ”

There was a sound of the door opening, and then Zhang Sheng's father and mother walked in one after another.

"Uncle and aunt, you're back!" the fat man greeted him with a happy face.

"The sea is coming. ”

Mom put the good food on the ground and left one hand free. She gently touched the fat man's nose, "It's just right." Today there is your favorite red stewed prawn, stay for dinner in the evening. ”

"Auntie, how did you do so well today?"

The fat man habitually picked up the vegetables on the ground and walked to the kitchen, "Isn't it... What's the joy of?"

"That's smart. ”

Mom took out a head of garlic from the bag and picked it up with the fat man, "The cost of going to Bali this time, his father has already negotiated with the company." ”

"Within 10,000 yuan, reimbursement at public expense. ”

"Is there such a good thing?"

The fat man blinked, a little incredulous, "The company that slammed the door was so generous this time!"

His father was brave in the company cafeteria. The company specially rewarded him with public funds for eating and drinking this time. Originally, we were worried about the cost of going to Bali this time, but now we don't have to worry about it at all. ”

Mom is happy today, she has a lot less wrinkles on her forehead, "so... A good person is rewarded with a good reward, and it has been an immutable truth since ancient times. ”

"yes, yes, I think so, too. ”

The fat man turned his head to look at Zhang Sheng, who was sitting in the living room, and said in a special whisper, "By the way, Auntie, I have something I want to ask you for help." ”

"What's the matter?" Mom's hand stopped washing the vegetables. The sea is very rich in the family, and there should be no need to trouble her.

"I want to go to Bali with you too...", the fat man squirmed, like a little girl. When he said this, he seemed to think of something, and added, "I will pay for the money myself." I just need you to help me get my passport. ”

"Hey, what a big deal!"

A hint of joy flashed in my mother's eyes, "It just so happened that you went, and I urged him to study." This kid always wants to come out of the way, and it's not worrying at all. ”

"Then it's settled. The fat man grinned and helped his mother with a hand.

……

In the living room, there were only two people, Zhang Sheng and his father. The two of them stayed together, and the air around them was thin, suffocating to the point of doubting life.

Dad lit a cigarette and picked up the remote control to broadcast it to Hunan Satellite TV. Hunan Satellite TV is broadcasting a star detective, and how many times has this show been rebroadcast, it is still enduring.

"You look at your friends, you look at yourself. ”

Dad, as the head of the family, took the lead in breaking the silent atmosphere, "I don't know how to help your mother do some work, your mother is tired all day." ”

Zhang Sheng: "I won't!"

Dad: "No, don't you know how to learn?"

Zhang Sheng: "I ......"

Dad: "What am I, I'm not talking about you, as soon as I talk about you, you put on an impatient look, I'm really angry that I want to hit someone." ”

Zhang Sheng: "You ......"

Dad: "What are you, who did you learn from like this? You haven't inherited any of my strengths. ”

Zhang Sheng: "Hey......"

Dad: "Hey, you're so angry with me." ”

Dad smoked another cigarette in frustration.

Zhang Sheng sighed, only when the two of them were alone, it was as if they were going to fight.

Out of sight and out of mind, he hid in the bedroom.

"Courier, courier. ”

The fat man heard the sound and left, then took back a fluttering empty box and put it on Zhang Sheng's table.

"Huh?" Zhang Sheng saw the empty box in front of him, frowned and asked, "Why is it empty?"

"It's still a guess, it's a loss again. The fat man is familiar with this kind of thing, "You give me your mobile phone, and I will contact the merchant and promise to help you get what you bought." ”

"By the way, what did you buy?" the fat man asked as he took the mobile phone handed over by Zhang Sheng.

Zhang Sheng: "Five-year simulation of the three-year college entrance examination. ”

Zhang Sheng: "A complete set of language, mathematics, English, and literature. ”

Fatty: "You're stupid, aren't you?"

Zhang Sheng: "Go and go, you're stupid!"

"Yes, yes, yes, I'm stupid. The fat man glanced at Zhang Sheng angrily, "But some people don't even understand feelings, so they are really stupid bubbling." ”

Zhang Sheng: "???"

………

The fat man lay on the bed and fiddled with it for half an hour, then jumped out of bed and said "done".

I have to say that fat people always have some unique insights in terms of how to behave in the world.

The following is the chat history of Taobao backend.

(Nicholas Tse is Zhang Sheng's Taobao account name.) )

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "Aiqing, is it there." ”

Taobao customer service: "Hello, here, dear." ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "Why is the package sent to me empty, and I haven't even seen a mouse?"

Taobao customer service: "Is there nothing in it?"

Nicholas Tse: "Yes. It's more empty than Wang Feng's emptiness. ”

Taobao customer service: "Okay, you can take a picture and show me." ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "Do you have to shoot? I feel a little lost." ”

Taobao customer service: "Mm-hmm, trouble. ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "Empty as a jpg"

Taobao customer service: "Okay, I'll give feedback to the courier side to check." ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "Damn the wisdom...... Yong Shuangquan is talking about you. ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "The honest man who is wronged and bad, jpg"

Taobao customer service: "There is a message to reply to you." ”

After a while.

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "I was very dissatisfied with your Taobao, not to mention that all the things on it cost money, and it was empty to buy something." ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "Are you angry or not?"

Taobao customer service: "Very annoying. ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "I also want to give you a good review, but I'm afraid that my family will beat me." ”

Taobao customer service: "Sorui, Sorui, really Sorui!"

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "You must know that I am the first person in our village to buy things on Taobao. ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "I originally planned to receive the goods, so I went to the door of the village chief's house at an altitude of 50 meters above sea level in our village to show off. ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "It's embarrassing now, tell me how to face the villagers and elders in the future." ”

Taobao customer service: "Big brother, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "No way, I am the hope and pride of the whole village, and I must always maintain excellence." ”

Tiantai Nicholas Tse: "Just because of this mistake, the title of "the hope of the whole village" may be snatched away by the dogs of our village. ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "How can you tell me to drive a hand-held tractor with one hand in a chic manner in the future? Can you afford this responsibility?"

Taobao customer service: "Well, I already feel the seriousness of the situation. ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "I miss me on the rooftop." It also has a head, a face, and an identity..."

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "The person with the ID card." ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "Tell me how to mix in the city in the future." ”

Taobao customer service:"( ̄ェ ̄;)"

Taobao customer service: "I can understand, I can understand, I can understand very much." ”

Tiantai Nicholas Tse: "Nonsense! You can't understand, after all, you are not in my high position." You will never be able to experience it, and you will never understand it. ”

There was a pause in the conversation.

Rooftop Nicholas Tse: "You, why are you silent?" ”

Taobao customer service: "Kissing? Laughing stomach hurts, I don't have the strength to type, I'm looking for an emoji, I'm sorry." ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "Watfar jpg"

Taobao customer service: "To your misfortune... I'm very sad, jpg."

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "Be serious, I'll talk to you about business." ”

Taobao customer service: "Honest Bajiao jpg"

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "I feel like you're laughing at me." ”

Taobao customer service: "No, we are all professionally trained, unless we really can't help it..."

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "If you lose it, quickly reissue it to me, you-know?"

Taobao customer service: "Well, I have verified with the courier company here, and I will send you another copy as soon as possible." ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "If you receive something, I will still give you a good review despite the opposition of my family and the whole village." ”

Taobao customer service: "Thank you for your understanding, I've caused you trouble." ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "Honest Man's Smile JPG"

Taobao customer service: "I'm supposed to cooperate with your performance... Try your best in the show. ”

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "You actually have suspicions?"

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "I am an honest person, within a radius of 0.5 meters, there is no one more honest than me." ”

Taobao customer service: "A little confused about this world, jpg"

Nicholas Tse on the rooftop: "A little confused about this world, jpg"