Chapter 2 Funny the host to play taunts and start a live broadcast to survive

Wang Dazhuang lowered his head and picked up the package that had just been spoofed by the system and smashed on his head.

There was indeed a very sturdy box inside, and a strange object in the shape of a ball was quietly placed inside.

There is even an instruction manual attached.

Wang Dazhuang took advantage of the moonlight and took a little look at it and was very relieved.

Biting his finger, a drop of blood dropped, seeped into the orb, and was immediately absorbed.

"Jasmine One, serve the master!"

The playful voice sounded, Wang Dazhuang was startled, and thought that the funny sign-in system came out to make trouble again.

But after waiting for a long time, there was no system prompt in my mind.

Maybe it's just an AI program?

"One power on!"

Wang Dazhuang tentatively said according to the explanation of the manual.

The round live streaming machine suddenly lit up the screen.

"Bind a live broadcast platform, the invasion is complete, automatically bind the live broadcast number, please activate the live broadcast in half an hour. ”

Next, Wang Dazhuang was not idle, picked up Li Xiaoli, and came to a slightly flat beach to put down.

That's what happened just now.

Nearly five hours have passed since the plane landed on a desert island.

Wang Dazhuang is a dead fat house, if he can sit, he won't stand.

It took so much energy and physical strength to make him gasp, and now the situation has not been settled, so he can only temporarily hold Li Xiaoli in his arms and keep each other warm.

He wouldn't make a fire or something.

"Whew!"

Li Xiaoli struggled to open her eyes, and the sight of a rising sun made her stunned.

"I, am I still alive?"

"Yes, you also think it's beautiful, right, but it's a pity that God played a big joke on you and me, obviously saying that we were going to break up, but I didn't expect it to evolve like this. ”

Wang Dazhuang was holding an axe that was nearly half as long as he could, don't look at this thing is quite heavy, it is actually specially refined, very sharp, but also very light.

Effortlessly cut down the coconut tree and remove the coconut.

"Woo, big brother, I'm sorry, I didn't expect it to be like this, thank you for saving me, if it weren't for you, I'm only afraid of ....... ”

"Don't be afraid, come and eat some coconut meat and drink some juice, this is pure natural coconut water, I have already tasted it. ”

Wang Dazhuang smiled and handed the coconut water with the hole to Li Xiaoli, in fact, even if she didn't say it, Wang Dazhuang wouldn't blame her.

After all, after getting along for so many years, they also have feelings.

"We, where are we, what happened to the plane, I remember I didn't have a parachute, and I passed out. ”

Wang Dazhuang shrugged his shoulders and said with an indifferent face: "I don't know, I came with you in my arms last night, but unfortunately I am very fat, the quality of the parachute is too poor, I can't bear the weight of the two of us, and it will disintegrate more than a thousand meters, fortunately, our fat master Ou God is possessed, with rough skin and thick meat, and I was fortunate to summon a whale, so I used someone's fountain to offset the strength of the descent, and was rescued smoothly, this should be a desert island in the Pacific Ocean." ”

"Poof"

just drank a sip of coconut water that had not yet been swallowed, and sprayed Wang Dazhuang in the face.

Li Xiaoli smiled and trembled, as if he was fearless, and it was because of his optimistic personality that Li Xiaoli accepted his dick pursuit.

"I've checked here, this island is not small, because you haven't woken up yet, I didn't dare to leave for too long, eat some coconut meat to replenish your strength first, and then we need to go over there to explore and see if we can find something useful." ”

Wang Dazhuang sat on the ground, picked up a coconut in his hand, broke the hard shell, took out the coconut meat, and put it in his mouth to chew.

Li Xiaoli sighed, being able to pick up a life came from the man in front of her, even if she didn't think about breaking up anymore.

"Big Strong....... ”

If she can return safely, the first thing she has to do is to register her marriage with the fat man in front of her, perhaps because she asked too much and made her lose her heart.

"What do you think, so distracted, don't worry that I didn't touch you, I promised you, unless you get married, I won't pick your one. ”

"Woo, it was my mistake, I regret it. ”

It's good not to say this, but Li Xiaoli actually cried when she said it.

Wang Dazhuang was stunned, neither did he hug him, nor did he comfort him.

hurriedly told two jokes, which finally made Li Xiaoli stop being sad.

"I know it's me who doesn't want to be motivated, I regret knowing me, don't worry, I'll take you home. ”

Wang Dazhuang sighed deeply, I have to say that he is indeed not the prince charming in Li Xiaoli's heart, but with that kind and tolerant heart, he gradually captured her heart.

"Idiot, I regret telling you so much on the plane, I don't regret knowing you, if I don't give up, I will depend on life and death, as long as I can go back alive, I, I want to marry you!"

Li Xiaoli couldn't hold back the shame in her heart anymore, threw herself into Wang Dazhuang's arms, and hugged him tightly.

"Don't, let's broadcast live, blatantly sprinkling dog food will cause public outrage!"

The depression in Wang Dazhuang's heart was swept away.

Glanced at Jasmine One.

The small drone camera playfully turns the picture elsewhere.

"Brother Zhuang is mighty and domineering!"

"Sister-in-law has changed her mind, don't say much, brothers' gifts are brushed!"

The atmosphere is very cozy.

Wang Dazhuang helped Li Xiaoli up, smiled and let Jasmine No. 1 circle around the two.

"Wife, come and say hello to everyone!"

Li Xiaoli looked at the drone in surprise, a little cute.

"What's this? You're live?"

Wang Dazhuang grinned and said: "No way, this is my interest, but I didn't expect that because of this, I can get in touch with the outside world, I have asked the platform to help call the police, maybe it won't be long before a search team will come to us." ”

almost slept for 3 hours, Wang Dazhuang opened the live broadcast room very early, and a certain tooth platform immediately gave him a big cover after learning about Wang Dazhuang's situation, and got in touch with the relevant departments.

It's a pity that their current location is in a relatively remote position in the Pacific Ocean, and it is on the high seas, so it is not easy to be searched and rescued.

But Wang Dazhuang's optimism has infected many audiences, not to mention that this flight attendant is so beautiful.

They have always been prostitutes for nothing, and now they have generously donated money for this, encouraged him, and paid a lot of attention.

"Look, this is the opening axe we got in the morning, and it seems to say that Uncle Zhang is a gift from Jiajing to Qi Shaobao to fight against the Japanese ...... for the country. ”

Live broadcast fans were very surprised by this, this is the Jiajing year, the first assistant of the cabinet Zhang Juzheng gave a gift to the anti-Japanese hero Qi Jiguang, I don't want to find it here.

Actually, the mountain axe has nothing to do with this.

It's all the Jasmine system that is weird, so I deliberately made such a play.

When Wang Dazhuang got this axe, he was also taken aback, in case a few trolls came out and accused him of the crime of destroying cultural relics.

However, this place does not belong to the country, it is a desert island, the emperor of the mountain is far away and needs to use this thing to defend himself, no one can say that he can't use it.

Li Xiaoli approached the drone in surprise and exclaimed: "Zhuang, I didn't expect your live broadcast room to be so popular?

Wang Dazhuang said a little proudly: "Come, knock on the public screen sister-in-law is the most beautiful, show it to your sister Xiaoli, as a welfare, let your sister-in-law wait to go back to the lottery, introduce you to some flight attendants, and the gifts will go!"

"I've never seen such a brazen person, my sister-in-law is the most beautiful!"

"That's how to cheat gifts, won't your conscience hurt, sister-in-law is the most beautiful!"

A series of gifts and barrage refreshes almost instantly raised Wang Dazhuang's live broadcast level by more than ten levels.

"Da Zhuang, it's good to have you!"

"Gotta got, brothers Ollie!"

Jasmine No. 1 sounded a familiar BGM in a timely manner, and with Wang Dazhuang's elongated tail note of the northeast ballast, the atmosphere of the entire live broadcast room also became hot.

The seagulls on the sea level forage for food with each other, and the morning sun makes people feel refreshed and happy, as if they have been purified here.

"Daughter-in-law, let's go, don't waste time, I'll let you see it today, we are the best little experts in the desert island, phew, we are the men who stand at the top of the food chain!"