Volume 1 Agent Nova Chapter 0072 Mr. Du Detective Agency
Do you know what a bone removal is?
For example, grab a person's arm, shake it gently, find the right position and pull it hard, and dislocate it with a "click". The fox grabbed the mutant's arms, thighs, mouth, wrists, and ankles, and made a "click, click, click" sound, and all of them "dislocated" him. The whole process is skillful, as simple as plucking a carrot.
It looks simple, but it is actually difficult, you must be proficient in the structure of human bones, and specialize in studying and practicing. For example, a person's chin has a hook on the part of the earlobe, find the right position, and push it hard to the upper corner of the oblique corner, remember, to push it violently. You can take it off...... The 5,000 words are omitted here, and I can't describe it anymore, for fear of being interviewed.
Looking at the mutant again, his mouth can't be closed, and he keeps dripping from his mouth. His body was limp to the ground like mud, and he couldn't move anywhere. The whole person is temporarily abolished.
It is convenient to "bring goods" to him in this way.
Stuff the mutant into a sack, put it on the camel's back like a pheasant or a hare, and leave. Along the way, he was like a corpse, silent.
"Jingle Bell...... With a burst of camel bells, Zhao Xihe and the fox rode camels and left the woodland.
"He also has a companion, but I can't track his breath. Zhao Xihe was a little depressed.
"It's possible to die. ”
At this time, a military vehicle came galloping from the avenue, and then "creaked" a sharp brake, and then jumped out of the car four soldiers armed with charging guns, blocking the way of the two.
"Where did you come from, don't you know that hunting is forbidden in the oasis?" said the lieutenant officer with two soldiers.
"Open, we're going to check. The soldier kicked the sack with his foot.
"We're from the FBI. Zhao Xihe hurriedly showed his documents. This is a false copy given by the British Judicial Bureau.
"This is the Royal Oasis and we are from the Royal Guard. Less nonsense, open!"
The meaning is clear, here, the FBI does not work.
"Listen, this person inside is a criminal suspected of assassinating the Prime Minister. If you don't believe me, call the Prime Minister. The fox was worried about an accident, so he hurriedly delivered the message in advance.
There was no way, Zhao Xihe could only untie the sack, and then, the mutant was exposed to the soldiers.
The lieutenant officer took the submachine gun from the soldier's hand, pulled the mutant's head, and whispered to Zhao Xihe, "Mutant?"
"Yes. Zhao Xihe nodded hurriedly.
Okay, this person knows the goods, and that's easy to do.
"Da Da Da ......" rushed the gun and fired a burst of anger at the mutant, until a shuttle of bullets ran out. In an instant, the mutants turned into a pile of rotten.
Groove ......
What's going on?!!
Zhao Xihe and the fox were dumbfounded.
"Do what you are told, where you are duty!" the lieutenant officer smiled wryly, then raised his pistol and pointed it at his own sun, and "snapped" was a shot, and then fell to the ground.
Groove ......
What the is going on?!!!
Zhao Xihe and the fox, including the four soldiers, were collectively dumbfounded.
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What is the situation of the lieutenant officer, what to do with the fat woman and the major officer, etc., are all the business of the British Judicial Bureau. Although the task was not perfect, it was finally accomplished.
Mutant tissues, like cancer cells, have long penetrated into all levels of human society. Their existence is far more harmful to people than cults, terrorists, gangsters, drugs, and viruses. If it is not eradicated as soon as possible, sooner or later it will lead to a catastrophe of human extinction......
Looking at the blue sky and white clouds outside the porthole, and the blue sea, Zhao Xihe fell into deep thought for a long time.
"Boy, what do you want?" the fox poked Zhao Xihe with his elbow and handed him a drink.
"Ah, uh-huh......" Zhao Xihe glanced at the fox as if he had just woken up from a dream.
"Boy, do you know why the deputy bureau values you so much?"
"Why?" Zhao Xihe showed a face, "If you want to nag this, I won't be sleepy".
To be honest, he had always been curious about it.
"In the past eighteen years, mutants have infiltrated all levels of government, penetrating everywhere, and in the eyes of the deputy directorate, even the president is suspicious. However, without conclusive evidence, you can't just test people on reagents. That reagent is poisonous, and normal people will die if they come into contact with it.
On the surface, eating, drinking, and sleeping, most mutants are no different from us. As long as they don't do anything and don't make trouble, there is no way for the Planning Bureau to find out about them. In this case, no matter how well the agents of the Planning Bureau are hidden, people are in the dark, and we are in the light, and we are also very passive. ”
Speaking of this, the fox remembered something, first couldn't help but smile, and then said: "Do you know, once I went to drink, the deputy bureau and the mutant sat at a table, chatting about current politics and stocks, and the conversation was very speculative, so I almost burned incense and kowtowed, hahaha......"
"Ha......" Zhao Xihe couldn't laugh.
After laughing, the fox continued: "Boy, when the deputy bureau knew that you could identify mutants with your nose, he was overjoyed. Even if you mutate later, the deputy bureau will still hide your share at any cost. He said, "It would be nice to have more people like you." ”
At the end, I added: "Lao Lai values you very much." ”
"It's a pity that he saw the wrong person, I'm afraid of death, cowardice, just a little person with no big ambitions. Zhao Xihe lay back and stopped talking.
At 3 PM, return to Chana Reef.
Deputy Bureau Director Lai Desheng and Zhao Xihe had a long talk and talked for a full hour. No one knew what they were talking about.
As we all know, Lai Desheng speaks like a cannonball, paying attention to hitting every shot, leaving after one, two, and three to finish speaking, and never dragging mud and water. But today, unusually, just like a bosom aunt, she chatted with someone for an hour.
An hour later, Lai Desheng came out scolding: "TmD, whoever mentions this kid surnamed Du to me again, Lao Tzu will whip him ......"
The fox ran in and saw that Zhao Xihe was also cursing.
"What's wrong with this?"
"Tons and tons of ......" Zhao Xihe poured a bottle of liquor, and then smiled, "It's okay." ”
"What the hell is going on?" the fox was so angry that he wanted to beat Zhao Xihe.
"You know the Internet, right? He wanted to buy me out, and I talked to him about a share, and he was anxious. Thankfully, he agreed. From today onwards, I will be a strategic partner and a collaborator with your Planning Bureau. ”
"Partnership?" the fox was a little confused.
"The planning bureau gives me a task, and I do it, and I give a commission according to the difficulty of the task. If the task is too difficult, or the commission is not perfect, I can choose not to take it or not to do it. Speaking of this, Zhao Xihe said with a painful face, "There is a little imperfection, in the future, all the expenses for doing tasks will need to be paid by Lao Tzu himself." ”
"Cow!" the fox gave a thumbs up. She really admired this kid and dared to talk to Ledson about such conditions, and he agreed.
Since then, Zhao Xihe has become the first ever co-owner of the Planning Bureau.
Actually, it's a win-win. First of all, Ridson doesn't have to worry about using mutants as his subordinates and being investigated by the Central Security Administration, and second, the Planning Bureau is only responsible for commissions and does not need to use other resources, saving time and effort.
As for Zhao Xihe, he has an employment relationship with the Planning Bureau, and he is paid to work without constraints.
On August 5, Zhao Xihe rented an 80-square-meter courtyard in the north reef of Yanweiyu and set up a personal private detective agency - "Mr. Du Detective Agency". Bella broke away from the Planning Bureau and served as his assistant.
"It's a talent to open a detective agency on a small island. ”
"Open a detective agency...... This man is sick, right?"
When passers-by saw it, they all felt novel, and then there were all kinds of sprays. In short, in one sentence: this man is sick!
Indeed, it has been 7 days since it opened, and the detective agency has no business to come to the door, so it is cold and quiet. But Bellami is broken, either playing games or starting live broadcasts, imitating the Northeast accent, shouting: "You brush a rocket for your sister, and your sister will give you a seaweed dance." ”
"Old Iron Six-Six-Six~!"
Not to mention, Bella's beauty is really gold-absorbing, 3 days of live broadcast, 700,000 yuan just for gifts. The number of fans has skyrocketed from 500 to 500,000. If the Chinese market is opened, there will be more fans.
Seeing that it was profitable, Zhao Xihe was moved, and often interacted with Bella, or made a cameo or something. followed Bella, and also mixed 10,000 yuan.
"Boss, doing live broadcasts makes so much money, what kind of detectives are you doing? ”
"In the Boom, hinged your network cable. Zhao Xihe was annoyed.
"Cut!" Bella gave him a straight back of the head.
On the eighth day, a fisherman finally came to the door.
"Who's the detective?" shouted at the door. That momentum is very similar to the black boss Feng Xiaogang in Stephen Chow's movie "Kung Fu" shouting "Who else".
"Ah, me, me, me. Zhao Xihe was frightened awake and quickly sat up straight. Then he kicked Bella, who was still playing the game, "Mao, hurry up and pour tea for the guests." ”
"My son has lost it, you can help me find it." "The fisherman's brother is very annoyed, my son is lost, how can he have the heart to drink tea.
"Sir, fill out the form below. ”
"What to fill in?" the fisherman looked at the three-page table, confused.
"Detective agreement. ”
The fisherman forced a few strokes to fill in, and suddenly found that he had to pay a commission, and he was anxious: "Still collect money?"
"Sir, how can you work for nothing?" said Bella.
"Dog!" the fisherman's big brother slammed his fist on the table and left in a huff.
Groove ......
What the is going on?!!
"Bella, do I have the word Lei Feng on my face?" Zhao Xihe asked as he stretched his face over.
Bella looked at it and said with a serious face: "Boss, there is eye." ”
"Get out!"
On August 15, it was raining lightly, and the detective agency finally welcomed a real guest-Xiao Hong.
Xiao Hong is now the Police Liaison Office of the Planning Bureau and the Level 3 Liaison Officer of the Donghai City Police Department. He was one of the three "dealers" designated by Deputy Director Lai Desheng to Zhao Xihe. In order to avoid surveillance, everyone should pretend not to know.
"Hello, Mr. Du. Xiao Hong stretched out his hand at Zhao Xihe.
"Hello, talk inside. Zhao Xihe quietly glanced at him and took Xiao Hong into the back room.
"What task?"
"In Mawanglou Town, Donghai City, a family of three was killed, and the death was very miserable. According to the police investigation report, the commissioner suspected that a mutant person had done it. Because the surveillance was broken, no fingerprints and dander were left at the scene, and there were no witnesses, making it difficult to investigate the case. So, I want to leave it to you. With that, Xiao Hong handed the file to Zhao Xihe.
Zhao Xihe held it down with his hand and asked with a smile: "How much is the commission?"
"The chief said, give you 100,000. ”
"Take it, go back and forth from where. ”
"How?"
"Two hundred thousand, no counteroffer. ”
"Platoon leader, in fact, I read it wrong, I underreported a zero, and the commission was one million. ”
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