"Damn, don't let Lao Tzu catch you, otherwise Lao Tzu will beat you to death!"

Zheng Qian looked angry, as soon as he squeezed off the bus, he found that the new jeans on his body that he had just worn for less than half a month had been cut out of a big hole, and what was even more hateful was that the fruit machine he had just bought yesterday had also been stolen.

"Zheng Qian!"

A crisp voice came from the side of the bus stop, and seeing the figure in a floral skirt walking towards him, Zheng Qian, who was originally crying and mourning, suddenly squeezed out a smile.

"Yunyun!"

Looking at Zheng Gan's appearance, a trace of imperceptible disdain flashed in the depths of Yang Yunyun's eyes, but she still pretended to smile and leaned over to Zheng Gan, stretched out her jade hand when Zheng Qian was still three meters away, tilted her head and said, "What about the latest fruit machine that you said you would give me?"

Zheng Qian looked embarrassed, and said hesitantly: "Just ...... Just stolen on the bus!"

As he spoke, he also turned around to show Yang Yunyun his torn jeans.

Yang Yunyun's face changed suddenly, she was stunned for a while, ignoring the people around the bus stop, and screamed: "Zheng Qian, did you have no money to buy it, and deliberately deceived me?

Without giving Zheng Qian a chance to explain, Yang Yunyun continued to shout excitedly: "I know, you poor boy from the countryside, how can you have the money to buy me something? You have been chasing me for a year, and the most expensive one is to invite me to have a meal KFC, I can see through you, let's break up!"

"Yunyun, I'...... I didn't lie to you, I promise you, in two months, you give me two months, I will work hard part-time, and I will definitely be able to buy you a brand new one. Zheng Qian was a little stunned, almost pleading.

"You are a good person, but you can't give me the life I want, and it will be indefinite!"

Yang Yunyun didn't listen to his explanation at all, and his cold words suddenly knocked Zheng Qian to the bottom, and then the cold and resolute back directly shattered Zheng Gan's heartache.

Back in the dormitory, Zheng Qianyan lay on the table with his head bowed, and kept muttering, "Damn, don't let Lao Tzu catch you, otherwise you will have to tie your hands and feet, drip wax first, and then whip, if it's a man, strip your clothes and throw it into the group, if it's a woman, ......"

"If it's a woman, you're going to go first?"

A yin and yang weird voice sounded from the door, Zheng Qian raised his eyelids, it was Chen Zihao, the third child in their dormitory, and he continued: "I'm not the kind of person who has a brain, at least I have to look good or not, and if it's not good-looking, I'll give it to you!"

"Damn. Chen Zihao gave Zheng Qian a middle finger, and after speaking, he turned around and walked to his desk, turned on the computer and walked around.

"Hey, hey, Qianzi, you see this mobile phone is not bad, as long as one hundred and ninety-nine, although it is second-hand and copycat, but the shape is exactly the same as your fruit machine, you can also go on WeChat or something, it's better to buy it back and use it alive first!"

Suddenly Chen Zihao pointed to his computer and shouted, Zheng Qian walked over to take a look, he didn't have a mobile phone now, and it was not convenient to contact, and the words "monopoly low-cost second-hand copycat machine" came into view, just looking at the appearance was exactly the same as his own fruit machine.

After reading the comments again, they were all not bad, Zheng Qian didn't think much about it, and directly placed an order to buy it.

The next day, the courier called Zheng Gan, took the mobile phone, and as soon as he turned it on, Zheng Qian was a little confused.

"it.,The used second-hand phone is also restored to the factory settings to brush a machine or something.,There's also software used by the predecessor.,What kind of trouble is this?"

Zheng Qian fiddled with it and wanted to delete the WeChat on his phone, but after trying a few times, he couldn't delete it.

"Yo, this phone is quite hanging, and it can't be deleted by a single software?" Zheng Qiangan stared at the copycat machine, his fingers slipped, and he actually clicked on WeChat.

"Huh?" Looking at the WeChat page directly entered, Zheng Qian couldn't believe his eyes, this former owner didn't change the password, can it still be used?

Zheng Qian pinched his chin and laughed strangely, "Maybe the former owner is a cute girl?" Let me first see if there are any private photos in the circle of friends of the cute girl...... I think that's how the photo of Brother Guanxi came out. ”

He quickly opened the list of friends, but as soon as he saw the name, Zheng Qian was dumbfounded.

King Qin Guang, King of Chujiang, Emperor of Song, King of Wuguan, Son of Yama, Meng Po, Niutou, Horse Face, Black Impermanence, White Impermanence, King of Dizang......

"This ...... Is this the WeChat of the actors who play the underworld personnel in the Journey to the West?" Zheng Qian was stunned for a long time, and then swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and said in his heart.

"Buzz!"

At this time, Zheng Qian felt a shock in the mobile phone in his hand, and a message came.

"You're new to the Underworld, aren't you? Hello, I'm the bullhead. ”

"Bull head?"

Zheng Qian was a little confused, he felt that his head was not enough, what kind of organization was this prefecture organization? Is it a pyramid scheme organization or a cult organization?

He was about to ask when the bull head continued.

"This new big brother, what gift are you going to give to King Qin Guang's birthday banquet?"

"King Qin Guang, gift-giving?" Zheng Qian smiled in his heart and typed two words casually, "Villa!"

"Wow, the new big brother, you are really generous, can you help the younger brother think about it, I can't hide it, a few days ago, I bet with Ma Mian, black and white impermanence, there is not much left of this month's Yin De. The bull head continued to send messages.

Zheng Qian thought to himself, this person really doesn't know if he is too deep in the play or deliberately playing with himself, but fortunately, there is no class today, and he simply sacrifices his life to accompany the gentleman, so isn't King Qin Guang one of the ten halls of the underworld?

"Why don't you send a sports car?" Zheng Qian smiled and sent a message.

"Buzz!"

As soon as he sent it, the bull head over there replied, "Sports car? Where can you afford a small one, this big brother, why don't you borrow me some first, help me cushion, and when I send it next month, I'll pay you back?"

"Huh?" Zheng Qian pouted and thought for a long time, he decided to continue to test it, "It's not impossible to borrow you, but I have a mission now, and I can't go back to the underworld, how should I give this to you?"

"It's easy!" Niu Tou replied, "You only need to write on the villa that the king of the underworld Qin Guang will collect, and then there will be a ghost to send it." ”

"What the hell?" Zheng Qian almost laughed, this bull's head should be really professional enough.

"That's okay, I can borrow you a sports car first!" Zheng Qian smiled in his heart.

"Gollum!"

Suddenly, as soon as Zheng Qian's news was sent, a simple note suddenly appeared in his hand out of thin air.

Immediately afterwards, there was also a message from the bull head in the WeChat of the mobile phone, "This big brother, thank you, thank you for your kindness, the bull head will be rewarded in the future, this is an IOU, I have something to do and leave first." ”

"This ......"

Zheng Qian suddenly felt a piercing chill crawling up his back for no reason, and he stared at the completely incomprehensible 'note' in his hand, which was simply a ghost drawing, but how did this IOU just come to his hand? This does not conform to the rules of physics? This is the 21st century.

He wanted to ask Niu Tou, but as soon as he finished typing and before he could send it out, he saw that someone had updated the dynamics of the circle of friends.

Click in and take a look, I'm a good one.

Niu Tou: "There are still good people in the underworld." ”

Bai Wuchang: "What should Qin Guangwang give for his birthday?

King Chu Jiang: "Lao Qin's birthday, this old boy will definitely receive a lot of gifts, and he will definitely let him share a little of me when the time comes!"

……

Seeing the end, Zheng Qian still didn't send the question to Niu Tou, he always felt that this matter was weird, especially the IOU in his hand, after thinking about it, he still decided to go to the longevity store to buy a villa and a sports car and send it over.

Thinking in his heart, Zheng Qian went to the longevity store to do it, and on the way, he carefully checked the phone again, the appearance was ordinary, except for a WeChat, there was no other software at all.

He also looked at his WeChat name "I'm new", what the hell is this?

Back in the dormitory, the third Chen Zihao and the eldest Meng Nan were playing games, but the fourth Xu Zhen was nowhere to be seen.

"Where did that kid run away again?" Zheng Qian didn't say anything about WeChat when he went back, and casually talked about a topic.

Chen Zihao didn't look back and said: "Needless to say, that kid must have gone on a date with the goddess, yesterday, he hooked up with a primary school girl in the post bar, and he also saw the photo, ouch, those long legs, enough to play for several years!"

"You also believe in photos these days, those are all photos to lie to you!" Zheng Qian pursed his lips, and was just about to turn on the computer to join Chen Zihao and them.

"Bang!"

The door to the dormitory was slammed open with a force, and a figure stumbled in.

"Fourth, aren't you going to see the little girl? Hmm? What...... How did it come to this?"

Chen Zihao put down the keyboard in his hand and looked at the person who broke in with a shocked face.

", move, move...... Three, ...... the you"

“doublekill”

As soon as the sound effect sounded, Meng Nan and Chen Zihao's computer screens turned gray at the same time.

Xu Zhen cried with a sad face, and also had a panda eye, one eye frame was bruised, the frame was broken, and only one side was hung on the bridge of his nose, he looked at Chen Zihao and Zheng Qian, and finally fell on Meng Nan, and suddenly pounced, crying like a child.

"Woo ......"

", boss, you and the fourth ......" Chen Zihao shouted suddenly, and subconsciously jumped a step, his eyes were full of weirdness, and Zheng Qian was also stunned.

"I won't be bent by the fourth!" the boss hurriedly said seriously.

"I was tricked by that girl, she asked me to meet at the school gate, and took me to ......Homeinn after a meal," the fourth child cried and cried.

Chen Zihao jumped up suddenly, "What are you guys, that's the best beautiful legs and beautiful eyebrows, the fourth child can, you have made a lot of money......"

The third child wanted to continue, but Zheng Qian glared at him and said angrily: "If you really think it is, will the fourth child be like this?"

Xu Zhen took a breath and continued: "Before I took off my pants, two strong men broke in at the door, saying that the girl was his sister, and I insulted his sister and asked me to lose money, and they beat me if I didn't have money, and robbed my mobile phone and wallet......"

"Damn, Immortal Jump!"

Chen Zihao finally understood a little and scolded angrily.

Zheng Qian is also sympathetic in his heart, compared to his mobile phone being stolen, it seems that the fourth child is more miserable, unconsciously, he has a balance in his heart.

In the end, several people accompanied Xu Zhen to the police station to report the case, and it was already late at night when they came back.

"Thank you, eldest brother, King Qin Guang has already received a gift, he also praised me, ready to give me a promotion, eldest brother, the bull's head is unforgettable, in the future, you let the younger brother go west, I will never go east." ！”

As soon as he lay down, Zheng Qian received a WeChat message from Niu Tou.

Tossed to the middle of the night by the fourth child's affairs, Zheng Qian didn't have the heart to think about this, and after a perfunctory sentence, he was ready to sleep, and suddenly, he remembered something.

"Niu Tou, can you help me find out about a matter in the world?" Zheng Qian asked with a message.

The news of the bull head was very fast, "Have you forgotten that we in the underworld cannot interfere in the yang world." ”

"Forget it...... Zheng Qian sent a message and continued, "I'm still ready, if you help me do it, I'll cancel your IOU!"

“……”

There was silence on the bull's side, and it took a while for three words to send, "What's the matter?"

Zheng Qian was about to fall asleep, his mobile phone shook, and when he saw the news, he was excited again, and hurriedly asked: "Can you help me check a mobile phone theft case that happened on the No. 872 bus in Hancheng yesterday?"