"It's so fragrant. ”

Mao Xiaomao picked up the dish, sniffed it vigorously under his nose, closed his eyes, and showed a satisfied and intoxicated expression, and he almost drooled.

A year later, I opened my eyes, and there was a small stool in the corner, brought it over, sat down, and couldn't help but start moving.

"There's a ghost!"

Holding a pig's knuckle in his hand, Mao Xiaomao opened his mouth, and was about to bite down, when he was frightened by a high-decibel scream.

The "Bang Dang" one, not only the pork knuckle fell to the ground, but even the vegetables in his hand also fell, the small basin was broken, the whole army was wiped out, and there was nothing to eat.

"There are ghosts, there are ghosts! I saw ghosts early in the morning, Silan! There are ghosts in your house! When you bought this small villa, did you inquire clearly, should it be a haunted house?

I'm scared! Come out quickly! Your kitchen tools, you can't see anyone operating, but they are automatically stir-frying, isn't this a ghost, what else can there be? Is it a transparent person?"

It turned out that Wu Yajiao woke up, and she was still sleepy, but as soon as she opened the door, she woke up all night with the fragrance of her nose.

When I saw a table full of dishes on the table, I felt unbelievable, and when I ran to the kitchen, I saw an unexpected scene, and immediately screamed loudly.

If Yun Silan stood beside her at this time, she would feel that this scene was unusually similar, thinking that she was also frightened like this at the beginning, this 'original' was less than 48 hours, that is, yesterday.

"What the hell, what's so terrible about the ghost, early in the morning and don't let people sleep? rare and weird, I must let you see more in the future, such a timid person, and want to find a husband, deserve to be a single dog for a lifetime." ”

Coming out of the bedroom, Yun Silan grabbed her hair like a chicken nest with both hands, looked very annoyed, came to Wu Yajiao, and dragged her into the bathroom.

He said angrily: "Hurry up and wash up, a table full of dishes, are you still not satisfied? Do you want to play tricks? Scream twice loudly to make your stomach a little hungrier, and then you can eat a few more bites." ”

"I ...... I ......don't mean that, I really have ghosts in my house! I'm sure you can go to the kitchen and take a look. ”

Wu Yajiao still couldn't calm down, he was shocked, and said solemnly: "Besides, am I like this? It's because I eat two more bites, why do I have to do this? Will I eat slower than you?"

Yun Silan didn't bother to pay attention to her, she was a little hungry, she started to wash, and after washing, she started to eat early, she must be active about eating, the world is big, and eating is the biggest.

It's okay to tell her when she's full, even if she wants to know the cause and effect, you can tell her in detail, but you have to keep what you should keep, everyone should have their own little secrets.

After washing, Yun Silan said to Wu Yajiao, who was still standing aside: "Don't grind, hurry up and wash up! What's the big deal, isn't it just a ghost? What are you afraid of, even if I am a haunted house, you have already slept all night."

Is there a piece of meat missing from your body? After washing and eating, I will open your eyes and see the other side of this world, it is very exciting, no stimulation and no money, I will raise you for a lifetime, it is a big deal to give Mao Xiaomao to you as compensation, so you should always believe it, right?"

Is this still what people say? Is this still a friend? Is this not a ghost as a ghost, is it really a ghost who has seen too much? The person in front of me is already immune, or is he mentally ill, but I didn't see her taking medicine yesterday, and it's not a neuropathy.

The mood is definitely apprehensive, the more Wu Yajiao thinks about it, the more chaotic her brain becomes, she is a little hairy in her heart, and when she brushes her teeth, she can't control her hands and trembles a little, and her gums hurt several times.

After brushing teeth for decades, this action should be very skilled for everyone, and I have never felt that it is so difficult to brush my teeth once.

It's not easy! Wu Yajiao finally brushed his teeth, wiped his face casually and went out, as soon as he came out of the bathroom, his eyes went to the kitchen, and now there was no movement.

"What are you seeing, what's so nice, it's not in the kitchen, come and sit down for a while!"

Yun Silan, who was sitting on the sofa with Mao Xiaomao, saw Wu Yajiao come out, and kept looking at the kitchen, so he shouted impatiently and heartlessly: "My family just has a ghost, not a little ghost, but a hundred-year-old ghost."

Whether you want to meet him right away and talk about the relationship between people and ghosts, or meet him again after you have eaten enough, the decision is up to you, and I usually don't force others to do this kind of thing.

Everybody's an adult, and it's not a little kid, and it's up to the adults to decide, and it doesn't mean much, and besides, your parents aren't here, you can decide for yourself, this is an opportunity! ”

The muscles on Wu Yajiao's face kept trembling, he had never seen this kind of person, he had never seen the ancients before, he had never seen anyone who came after, he was the best friend of the real kind, he would not give up if he did not knock himself to the ground.

"Come on, I'm going to see a ghost now, I'll call it out if there's a seed, I can't wait to get up, if there's a ghost, I'll beat you up." ”

Wu Yajiao, who was angry, didn't know if he had figured it out, or if he was confused, or if he broke the jar, and that's it, and fought back with a tone of mutual harm.

"Xiao Mao, you hurry over, people have made us such a big table of delicious food, we can't let him go hungry, right?

By the way, let us also let our Wu Da Golden Leftover Girl, don't think that she is about to reach the age of thirty, she is an experienced person! Let her see that there is no non-existence in this world, including ghosts!"

"Okay, my sister, what you said is right, this is the way it should be, people and ghosts should help each other, we need him, he needs us, this is a win-win situation. ”

Hearing Yun Silan's command, Mao Xiaomao responded happily, got up from the sofa, and played a trick, with an extra bunch of incense in his hand and a lighter.

Light the incense with a lighter, insert it on an incense burner placed on the coffee table, and then pay attention to the speed visible to the naked eye, and the incense will burn quickly when poured from above, before and after less than two seconds.

"His uncle, it turns out that I didn't look dazzled, all this is true, more real than what was staged on TV. ”

shouted loudly, Wu Yajiao ran to the sofa, sat directly next to Yun Silan, hugged her when she felt unsafe, and said tremblingly, "Is this true?"

"Wouldn't you know if you saw it?"

Yun Silan smiled, still laughing heartlessly, he didn't take Wu Yajiao's fear to heart at all, and continued to tease: "I won't frighten you, ghosts are also amiable, Xiao Mao, come and open her eyes." ”

Mao Xiaomao continued to play tricks, and two grapefruit leaves appeared in his hands, which were still wet, and drops of liquid fell down, and he came to Wu Yajiao and squatted down.

After squatting down, when Wu Yajiao didn't react, the two grapefruit leaves wiped her eyes and said on her mouth: "Sister Yajiao, open your eyes! Look at this new world and meet our friends!"

As soon as his eyes were habitually closed, he felt cold, and then he opened his eyes naturally again, and Wu Yajiao saw an old man with a big back, his pale and bloodless, white paper-like face was about to stick to his face, and his nose was still in contact with her nose.

The first feeling was that it was very cold, very cold, so cold that it was in the bones, and without saying a word, the person fainted, and before fainting, he also said a sentence: "This is a ghost!"

Although it has been explained clearly, Wu Yajiao's heart is still uneasy, but it has not reached the level of creepy, cold sweat and goosebumps all over her body, but her mood is still shocked.

Think about it, as an ordinary person, you obviously know that your eyes can see, and there is a ghost standing next to you with a smile.

The food on the table is super delicious and delicious, and the taste buds in the mouth are super enjoyable, but the heart does not feel the taste.

This is the food made by an old ghost! How can you calm down and enjoy it? The nerves are not yet big enough to reach that level, they are just beginning, and it will take a long time to exercise.

A breakfast, some people have no heart and lungs, and enjoy it in pleasure, while some people have a heart, in the midst of difficulties, living like a year, and it is just beginning.

Because of what I saw yesterday, Wu Yajiao's stomach for Yun Silan, why does the small belly weigh more than 100 pounds.

I wasn't surprised that I was able to hold so many things, but I was shocked that it was really nice to be able to raise such a ghost.

The cost is low, the work is neat, this cost is not a cost at all, it is almost the same as giving it away for free, it is already extremely cheap, a bunch of incense and a few candles are fine.

It tastes like cooking, it can do it so well, it can do hygiene, it can make it so clean, and what is even more terrifying is that it can also do laundry.

This is no longer a miraculous thing, if anyone can still complain, then it is definitely not a normal person, this person must be killed, and he is still selling well when he gets cheap.

can only say one sentence: what else is there to pursue, what is there to be picky, 100 of these ghosts is not too much, Han Xin ordered soldiers, the more the merrier.

Wu Yajiao is envious and angry: the envy is that the old classmate is now a mess, and her life is envious of the legend; the angry thing is that she is lazy like this now, like a second uncle, just after breakfast, lying on the sofa and lying on the corpse.