Chapter 372: Jokes?2
Recently, Zhong Zixian went to Yang Yilin's office to gossip, and she also told Yang Yilin that Xu Zhengfang scolded Yang Yilin.
After hearing this, Yang Yilin smiled and said: "Before I came to the factory, I didn't know him Xu Zhengfang, after I came to the factory, I didn't offend him Xu Zhengfang, why did he scold me?
Yang Yilin said this in front of people, but as soon as Zhong Zixian left, he was alone in the office, he couldn't help but clench his fists, raised his fist and slammed it on the table, gritted his teeth and said: "Xu Zhengfang, Wo Nima! Do you want to fight with Lao Tzu? I'll let you eight!"
Yang Yilin was annoyed and said that it was a native product of Zhongyang County. The old and young masters of Zhongyang County were annoyed and said this sentence.
Although Xu Zhengfang annoyed Yang Yilin, and Yang Yilin annoyed Xu Zhengfang, there was no contradiction between the two of them on the surface contact.
Recently, the blood and qi on Xu Zhengfang's body have been running, and I don't know if it is biased towards that meridian, making him commit another crime in the matter of women. The scandal in Dongguan, it's only been a few days?
At noon today, when he was eating in the staff cafeteria, he saw Feng Wuyun. After dinner, he hurried back to his office and took something. Then he walked quickly through the factory compound and entered Feng Wuyun's office in the warehouse compound.
As soon as Feng Wuyun saw Xu Zhengfang, her anger was not angry, and she was so dizzy that she forgot that the wall had ears. She pointed at Xu Zhengfang and scolded with her head and face: "You conscienceless thing, when you see the little lady, you forget the old lady aside!"
The more Feng Wuyun spoke, the more angry she became, and she continued to scold Xu Zhengfang: "The old lady is only a few years older than your little lady? What is the old lady who is not better than her? As soon as you got along with her, you became notorious and angry! Get out! Find that little fox of yours! Don't smoke me here!"
Feng Wuyun was still angry after scolding, she beat Xu Zhengfang's chest and arms again. pushed Xu Zhengfang out of the door, and said: "From now on, you are not allowed to enter the door of my storage room!"
Seeing that Xu Zhengfang retreated to the door, he seemed to have no choice, who knows, Xu Zhengfang turned around abruptly and closed the door with a thud. He turned back suddenly, hugged Feng Wuyun, hugged Feng Wuyun to the side of the chair, and let Feng Wuyun sit on the chair.
Xu Zhengfang saw Feng Wuyun sitting still and didn't speak, he took out a miniature jewelry box from his pocket, shook it in front of Feng Wuyun's face and said, "You scolded and scolded, and beat and beaten, don't be angry anymore, show you what this is?"
Feng Wuyun was still angry, as soon as Xu Zhengfang said this, her face twisted to the side and said, "I don't look at it!"
At this time, Xu Zhengfang, he was not pretending to be a grandson, he was really a grandson, he was not angry at all, he sent the jewelry box to Feng Wuyun's hand, and said: "If you don't look at it, you will regret it." Open it up and take a look, and you'll be happy!"
Feng Wuyun frowned, calmed her face, and opened the box to see: Ah! Ruby ring! She saw the small card in the box again, and saw the words 450 yuan written on it, and her heart became happy. But she said: "Artificial gems! Imitations! Who are rare! There are thousands of yuan in the mall, more than 10,000 yuan, if you don't buy them, you will buy some rags to coax me!"
Xu Zhengfang's face was bitter and said: "Ouch, my aunt and grandmother, it costs me half a year's salary, you are still too cheap!"
When Feng Wuyun heard the word 'old', she couldn't care less about what Xu Zhengfang said, she got angry again, and said, "What do you call me?
Xu Zhengfang hurriedly explained: "Ouch, my ......" He almost said 'old aunt and grandmother' again. Hurriedly paused, and said: "According to our Huayuan custom, among the sisters, the eldest is called eldest sister, eldest aunt, eldest aunt, eldest aunt, and the youngest is called eldest sister, old aunt, old aunt, old aunt and grandmother. What's wrong?
Feng Wuyun just wanted to laugh when she heard this, but she still held back her laughter, and said with a straight face like a cannon: "You didn't call it wrong! You didn't call it wrong! I am a half-old, I am old and yellow, wrinkles crawl all over my face, and my dead skin is pestering you Xu Zhengfang!"
Xu Zhengfang saw that Feng Wuyun's anger had not yet dropped, and he was still angry with him in his heart, so he hurriedly pretended to be his grandson: "Where is it, where is it, it's me who is old, it's me who pesters you with a dead face." Don't be angry anymore, put the ring on and let me see it,"
Feng Wuyun showed a smile at this time. She put on the ring and looked at herself: "Well, it's good-looking, it's really good-looking!" After she finished speaking, she said with a bitter face, "Zhengfang, to tell the truth, I'm really afraid of getting old, if I get old one day and become unsightly, you don't like me anymore, what do you say I should do?"
As soon as Xu Zhengfang heard this, his living eyes rolled left and right, "Wuyun, you don't want to get old, right, I, there is a great way to make you young forever!"
Feng Wuyun was pleasantly surprised, and quickly answered: "What's a good way?"
Xu Zhengfang pretended to be real and said, "This is the method...... There are heavenly things, well, earthly ......"
Feng Wuyun saw that Xu Zhengfang was talking slowly and selling Guanzi, she knew that half of Xu Zhengfang's words were funny, but she still urged: "Say it quickly, say it quickly! Look at what Guanzi you are selling slowly, if you don't say it, I really won't listen!"
Xu Zhengfang looked at Feng Wuyun and said, "Do you really want to hear it?"
Feng Wuyun said: "Don't ask again, I really want to hear it." ”
Xu Zhengfang said: "That's good. He went to the corner of the wall, took the mat that Feng Wuyun used for summer naps, unfolded it and spread it on the ground, and said, "If you want to use things from the sky, then go and steal and eat Taishang Laojun's elixir! What a way to do this on earth......"
Xu Zhengfang said, one of his fists stretched out from his mouth and said, "It's to be the thousand-year-old king and eighty-thousand-year-old turtle!
Xu Zhengfang lay on the mat, his two forearms and two calves were next to the ground, and he used his hands and feet together to slowly turn around and get up on the mat. His head was still stretched and retracted, like a turtle and an old turtle crawling......
Feng Wuyun looked at Xu Zhengfang's turtle crawling action, and she had already burst into tears. But she only laughed a few times, and it turned into crying laughter. She knew that this was Xu Zhengfang's order to please her and make her happy, so he learned to crawl so lowly, make her laugh, and tease her.
Feng Wuyun hurriedly bent down, hugged one of Xu Zhengfang's arms and pulled it up, and cried at the same time: "Zhengfang, get up quickly! I won't say I'm afraid of old anymore! I'm not afraid of being old, I'm not afraid of being old!"
Feng Wuyun, who was unprepared, was crying and her heart was sour, and Xu Zhengfang, who was prepared, took the opportunity to press Feng Wuyun to the mat......
At the time when Xu Zhengfang entered the Feng Wuyun storage room, the aunts in the two nurseries next door suddenly heard a noise in the storage room, and the two of them knew what was going on as soon as they heard it, so they walked to the door lightly and listened to it with their ears against the bamboo curtain. Then, they heard the door of the storage room shut, and they sounded against the door of the storage room again......
This kind of thing, dare to let the old ladies know? It won't take three hours to get out, and when we meet in the toilet, the management and security factory will be a sensation!
The two aunts eavesdropped, taking up the entire lunch break, until Xu Zhengfang came out of the warehouse compound, they looked at Xu Zhengfang's back, each of them blew twice, and then went to discuss.